Massage Parlor Reports

[Tmgn2183]

Hi all,

I've been lurking on this board for about a decade and never contributed. First, I want to thank you all for your amazing reports which have saved me a ton of money over trial-and-error. A big shoutout to MassErection in particular who has been an invaluable resource the last few years.

I've been pretty much all over the Twin Cities so I figured I could write up a quick summary of my experiences the last decade or so in this hobby:

Comforting hands massage. Maplewood, MN. This was my go-to when I first started out. I went there many many times. They had a nice rotation of new girls but only L1 service. One in particular (Mimi) was by far the hottest I have seen in Minnesota. I haven't been to this place since it was rebranded as Wonderful Massage, but based on reports I have seen here they may be legit now.

Wellness massage. Eagan, MN. This place was the gold star of Minnesota AMP's, but I got a bit spooked because they knew my real name even though I never gave it to them. In hindsight I wish I had gone more now that it is gone.

Five Senses. Mpls, MN. I went here after seeing some reports of FS. It was not as dirty as people said, and I wouldn't necessarily call the girls "ghouls". But certainly they weren't the hottest. FS and a table shower was a nice change of pace though in the desert that is Minnesota.

Pearl massage. Bloomington, MN. Very attractive girl when I went there the one time, but it was DIY. Maybe with repeat visits that can get upgraded, but I don't tend to repeat when I get DIY.

Jins massage. Burnsville. Went here a couple weeks back after it was mentioned a few times. Decently-attractive girl but was DIY.

Chan massage. Chanhassen. DIY only in my experience, but only went once.

Cherry massage. Burnsville. Consistent L1 service. My current go-to.

Cherry goes by another name now right? I stopped in a few weeks ago and was eyes warily by an older lady who said busy and given a card. Do they have more attractive girls?

[Guy2021]

Anyone been to the spot in Willernie that is often advertised?

There was one that popped up for a bit and shut down several months ago.

[KrangleVerse]

Hi all,

I've been lurking on this board for about a decade and never contributed. First, I want to thank you all for your amazing reports which have saved me a ton of money over trial-and-error. A big shoutout to MassErection in particular who has been an invaluable resource the last few years.

I've been pretty much all over the Twin Cities so I figured I could write up a quick summary of my experiences the last decade or so in this hobby:

Comforting hands massage. Maplewood, MN. This was my go-to when I first started out. I went there many many times. They had a nice rotation of new girls but only L1 service. One in particular (Mimi) was by far the hottest I have seen in Minnesota. I haven't been to this place since it was rebranded as Wonderful Massage, but based on reports I have seen here they may be legit now.

Wellness massage. Eagan, MN. This place was the gold star of Minnesota AMP's, but I got a bit spooked because they knew my real name even though I never gave it to them. In hindsight I wish I had gone more now that it is gone.

Five Senses. Mpls, MN. I went here after seeing some reports of FS. It was not as dirty as people said, and I wouldn't necessarily call the girls "ghouls". But certainly they weren't the hottest. FS and a table shower was a nice change of pace though in the desert that is Minnesota.

Pearl massage. Bloomington, MN. Very attractive girl when I went there the one time, but it was DIY. Maybe with repeat visits that can get upgraded, but I don't tend to repeat when I get DIY.

Jins massage. Burnsville. Went here a couple weeks back after it was mentioned a few times. Decently-attractive girl but was DIY.

Chan massage. Chanhassen. DIY only in my experience, but only went once.

Cherry massage. Burnsville. Consistent L1 service. My current go-to.

MING spa. Burnsville. L1 service, wasn't too bad.

Hudson massage. Hudson. Used to be solid L1 service. Haven't been back since it closed, but I hear it's gone legit? Or maybe it's permanently closed now?

Health massage. Hudson. I went there hoping for some upgraded service based on a report I saw here but came out with just L1.

HERB spa. Inver Grove Heights. Consistent L1 service for me (I heard they may have offered more? But I haven't gone since they got busted. I think they are legit now.

[Part Time Guy]

Sorry for the duplicate report ya'll. That's what I get for posting at 3 am.

I'm going to start getting into the hobby at this point. I believe this is what I've read into as a sort of candyland period of AMP mongering.

I'm likely going to visit the same place again in hopes of getting more. However, I did read some older posts of the place I went to as being strictly HE. I know it's all dependent on the place, so maybe I know the answer already.

Is it worth it for me to be a semi regular in hopes of getting a BBJ from a place that historically is HE only? Or should I spread my wings and find a looser place?

Why not both? Being a regular certainly makes it more likely for the menu to open up, but you shouldn't count on that. If that is the goal, be patient, never pushy, work towards it with complements and little hints over time. Kindness, respect, complements, and impeccable hygiene can go a long way. If you get shot down with the hints, back off and decide if you can be satisfied with the menu already available to you. Some girls are open to more with the right customer, and some very much are not. Got to respect their comfort level. There are many benefits to being a regular besides the potential of a more open menu. If the mms knows you and there is a new girl, you are far more likely to get the ending you want even with a girl you don't already know. The mms will let the girl know you are okay. You can get priority on appointments, if appointments are something you need. You might get cell phone numbers from the girls if they decide you are a loyal customer they want to continue seeing if they move to a different place or go UTR. That last served me well when spanut closed and a couple girls from there went UTR. Without those two, I would have had zero AMP experiences during covid. That said, I totally get the interest in branching out. Despite having reliable options, I have had the itch to explore what else is out there. That is why I am here, trying to scope things out and find something new. And if I can provide even the smallest amount of useful help to others, so much the better. Whatever you decide, good luck out there!

[Curious44]

So I decided to go out today to a place I had seen while driving. It was walk in and was the nicest out of the few I've been to. The lady looked like she was in her 40's, she was petite, had big boobs and a nice ass. She wore a mask the entire massage so I didn't see her face.

I asked the other day if I should leave the towel off and so I gave that a shot. When she came in she covered me with a full sheet, I said hey it's a little hot today could we not use that? She said absolutely and took it off. She did an amazing job on my back, shoulders, butt and legs. I let my hands go towards the side of the table naturally to brush her leg.

Sudden I started noticing she was letting my hand rest in her leg and purposefully standing there so I was making contact. So anyway the massage is going great and it's time to do the flip. She asks if I'm still hot and I said yeah so she didn't cover me up on the flip. She offered to turn the lights down and she started rubbing my stomach and legs.

So I was enjoying my time while she was rubbing me and she grabbed my balls and started rubbing them with both of her hands, she stopped and asked if that was fine and I said absolutely. She bent over and her boob touched my open hand and she was like "oh don't worry I like them being played with". So immediately I felt like I needed to make sure she was comfortable because a lot was happening at once. My expectations were that she would be sort of robotic but I genuinely think she was into me. She was very sweet to me after I asked if she was sure she was fine with all this, even holding my face and saying I was cute.

In the middle of HE the door rang and she left for a second to tell them she was busy. She came back to the room and kept working on my balls and the rest of my junk without oil. Then she turned around and lifted her damn shirt up and asked me to undo her bra, then she got oil, popped a tit out for me and literally said "suck this while I help you out".

I ended up busting extra large because it was like 10 minutes of extended foreplay. Right before I did I let her know and she turned towards my lower half, she ended up with stuff on her breasts. I will 1000% be returning home girl have me her name and number, nice having a mommy hahaha.

I will be in your fine city all week. Can you please share where this was? Or can someone give a good place to visit? I am from Orlando and can share for that area if you ever get down there. Thanks.

[BurtForPres]

Sorry for the duplicate report ya'll. That's what I get for posting at 3 am.

I'm going to start getting into the hobby at this point. I believe this is what I've read into as a sort of candyland period of AMP mongering.

I'm likely going to visit the same place again in hopes of getting more. However, I did read some older posts of the place I went to as being strictly HE. I know it's all dependent on the place, so maybe I know the answer already.

Is it worth it for me to be a semi regular in hopes of getting a BBJ from a place that historically is HE only? Or should I spread my wings and find a looser place?

[BurtForPres]

Got a tip from a senior member. I've never had a HE before and I was looking just for that. The place is medium sized, nice lookin, spacious lobby. $50 for 30 min, and the lady who got me was a 40's mama style. Flat ass and decent tits.

I got a room with 2 tables and a door. I liked the privacy, def better than a curtain I would think. Started with the sheet covering the butt. Back massage was pretty dang good. She knows what she's doing.

She got things started by doing some in between the legs rubbing and ball teasing. I let her know I loved it and she got the memo.

On the flip, sheet covered legs, but she pretty quickly moved up my thighs and started rubbing my sack. We whispered some negotiations and we were off. Oiled up my member and had me get started. She took over and I was done real quick. I groped her flat ass the whole time and asked for some titty grope. She agreed for a higher tip. It felt fantastic, and she kept going until I told her to stop. I absolutely love that feeling. She just watched the whole time too.

Since I finished so quickly, she finished up the front massage, hot toweled off, and I was out of there.

I totally bungled the negotiation. That higher tip ended up being $60 bucks, and I actually paid $60 for the time hoping to get change back. Nope. The damage was $120, but I'll not make that mistake again. I think I can do $70 here total and be just fine.

Big thanks to senior who floated me the tip. Easy first experience. It was probably super tame all things considered, but exactly what I wanted. I'll explore what else is on the menu next time.

[BurtForPres]

Got a tip from a senior member. I've never had a HE before and I was looking just for that. The place is medium sized, nice lookin, spacious lobby. $50 for 30 min, and the lady who got me was a 40's mama style. Flat ass and decent tits.

I got a room with 2 tables and a door. I liked the privacy, def better than a curtain I would think. Started with the sheet covering the butt. Back massage was pretty dang good. She knows what she's doing.

She got things started by doing some in between the legs rubbing and ball teasing. I let her know I loved it and she got the memo.

On the flip, sheet covered legs, but she pretty quickly moved up my thighs and started rubbing my sack. We whispered some negotiations and we were off. Oiled up my member and had me get started. She took over and I was done real quick. I groped her flat ass the whole time and asked for some titty grope. She agreed for a higher tip. It felt fantastic, and she kept going until I told her to stop. I absolutely love that feeling. She just watched the whole time too.

Since I finished so quickly, she finished up the front massage, hot toweled off, and I was out of there.

I totally bungled the negotiation. That higher tip ended up being $60 bucks, and I actually paid $60 for the time hoping to get change back. Nope. The damage was $120, but I'll not make that mistake again. I think I can do $70 here total and be just fine.

Big thanks to senior who floated me the tip. Easy first experience. It was probably super tame all things considered, but exactly what I wanted. I'll explore what else is on the menu next time.

[CarpMaster]

It has been a couple years since I tried heavenly in Eagan. My memory was that the providers were not so bad looking and the table shower was nice. Things seem to have changed. The provider wasn't bad looking. Massage was above average and when you ask for "hard" you get it. I asked and they don't do table shower anymore. Zero hints of extras, which did not surprise me. Actually had my appt run over time a little too. In the end, I won't repeat unless mgmt changes because if I want a good massage there are better places for that.

The experience did leave me wanting a finish though so I ran across 77 to Trudy for a 30 min quickie. My god I'm dumb. 50 for half an hour from an old lady with a somewhat rushed finish that tbh I had a tough time even getting hard for. She got me dressed after and stood there waiting for the tip. I gave her 40 and she asked for 10 more. I gave her a 5 and said that's all I got and walked out for what I expect will be the last time ever. I don't know how they pay the rent at that shithole. I tend to be generous with the ladies and figure an extra 10 here or there doesn't hurt me as much as it helps them, but a tip as big as the house fee? GTFO.

Been to Heavenly a few times a couple years ago. No as much as a tease and a table shower was ever mentioned. I stopped going there a couple years ago.

Being older myself I don't mind an older woman's touch. I only been to Trudys a couple times, but left happy.

[Tmgn2183]

Anyone been to the spot in Willernie that is often advertised?

[Poogs]

So I decided to go out today to a place I had seen while driving. It was walk in and was the nicest out of the few I've been to. The lady looked like she was in her 40's, she was petite, had big boobs and a nice ass. She wore a mask the entire massage so I didn't see her face.

I asked the other day if I should leave the towel off and so I gave that a shot. When she came in she covered me with a full sheet, I said hey it's a little hot today could we not use that? She said absolutely and took it off. She did an amazing job on my back, shoulders, butt and legs. I let my hands go towards the side of the table naturally to brush her leg.

Sudden I started noticing she was letting my hand rest in her leg and purposefully standing there so I was making contact. So anyway the massage is going great and it's time to do the flip. She asks if I'm still hot and I said yeah so she didn't cover me up on the flip. She offered to turn the lights down and she started rubbing my stomach and legs.

So I was enjoying my time while she was rubbing me and she grabbed my balls and started rubbing them with both of her hands, she stopped and asked if that was fine and I said absolutely. She bent over and her boob touched my open hand and she was like "oh don't worry I like them being played with". So immediately I felt like I needed to make sure she was comfortable because a lot was happening at once. My expectations were that she would be sort of robotic but I genuinely think she was into me. She was very sweet to me after I asked if she was sure she was fine with all this, even holding my face and saying I was cute.

In the middle of HE the door rang and she left for a second to tell them she was busy. She came back to the room and kept working on my balls and the rest of my junk without oil. Then she turned around and lifted her damn shirt up and asked me to undo her bra, then she got oil, popped a tit out for me and literally said "suck this while I help you out".

I ended up busting extra large because it was like 10 minutes of extended foreplay. Right before I did I let her know and she turned towards my lower half, she ended up with stuff on her breasts. I will 1000% be returning home girl have me her name and number, nice having a mommy hahaha.

[BusterRon]

It has been a couple years since I tried heavenly in Eagan. My memory was that the providers were not so bad looking and the table shower was nice. Things seem to have changed. The provider wasn't bad looking. Massage was above average and when you ask for "hard" you get it. I asked and they don't do table shower anymore. Zero hints of extras, which did not surprise me. Actually had my appt run over time a little too. In the end, I won't repeat unless mgmt changes because if I want a good massage there are better places for that.

The experience did leave me wanting a finish though so I ran across 77 to Trudy for a 30 min quickie. My god I'm dumb. 50 for half an hour from an old lady with a somewhat rushed finish that tbh I had a tough time even getting hard for. She got me dressed after and stood there waiting for the tip. I gave her 40 and she asked for 10 more. I gave her a 5 and said that's all I got and walked out for what I expect will be the last time ever. I don't know how they pay the rent at that shithole. I tend to be generous with the ladies and figure an extra 10 here or there doesn't hurt me as much as it helps them, but a tip as big as the house fee? GTFO.

[MassErrection]

Thanks, that is good information. Eastern European ladies really turn me on but sadly no AMP options here in the Cities.

The best Eastern European women are going to be escorts or sensual massage providor. Lina is Eastern European and posts on mn erotica, adult search. You need screening, however she's well worth it.

[Member #6100]

Body relaxation is a mix of the Russian girls who probably started with Olga, who was the first / most successful of the Russian crew. She started over ten years ago and might have given some HEs back in the day but pretty quickly went to tease only and eventually to not even DIY. She recruited several others (eastern Europe but mostly Russia / Ukraine) who've advertised on her page /# over the years. She's had her own practice for several years but has gone completely legit.

Body Relaxation studio has changed names / numbers but I think has two main providers. Nicole and Elizabeth. Both are attractive but I haven't heard of anyone getting more than a tease at best, not even DIY.

Thanks, that is good information. Eastern European ladies really turn me on but sadly no AMP options here in the Cities.

[MassErrection]

90% of the time they'll exaggerate / compliment in the hopes of you returning and tipping more. I've had a few who just clearly liked dicks and were quite playful but they are rare and never stay in MN long. The place on Horizon Ave in Eagan had one very average 50 ish provider who loved to tease. Once when she didn't watch the clock and had a customer waiting she just deep throated me to finish me quickly. She moved to California a few weeks later. That place is / was sooo hit or miss.

Being bigger can help if they like you and if they're size queens (more likely with indy providers) but it can also backfire, especially if you take longer to finish as FS girls don't want to get wrecked / sore and will try to get you off quicker. I avoid FS AMPs when traveling. Too many fake tits and poor attitudes.

Ha! That was Jenny! She left few years ago but never deep throated me. She had a kid in the room next door playing so I would never do that with her.