Massage Parlor Reports

[HornD]

Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.

Massage Eden.

[Mkkamk]

Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.

[NathanR]

Is Jennifer a 3 holer?

Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?

I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.

Not sure. Perhaps a request with her GYNO to pull up her records.

[ChrisPoontang]

I think that there is a bit of confusion. Mary (Jenny) from Chen's IS the owner of Santa Monica Massage. Yes, she is above the speed limit on PCH in age. However, there is a Jennifer that works there also.

Is Jennifer a 3 holer?

Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?

I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.

[KnotHead61]

Hey guys, so I'm looking for two things, I'm not picky at all. So hopefully, it'll be easy.

I'm looking for a place that offers ok to good massage, but most importantly, a place that offers a good BJ. I don't care if it's covered, BBBJ, I don't care. I don't mind by who, young, old, any race, I just want a good BJ. No FS, not just a HJ, a good, energetic, maybe sloppy, ball play, BJ. That's all. I'm open to suggestions.

Also, I'm looking for a place that's truly open late. I know 8155 used to be open until 2 am, but not sure if that's still the case.

Thanks I'm advance.

[NathanR]

She is in her 60's and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional.

Santa Monica Massage.

11353 Santa Monica Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90025.

I think that there is a bit of confusion. Mary (Jenny) from Chen's IS the owner of Santa Monica Massage. Yes, she is above the speed limit on PCH in age. However, there is a Jennifer that works there also.

[LC310]

Mary. She goes by Jenny at the new place, is at Santa Monica Boulevard, just west of Purdue I think. Two-three doors down from a large sports bar. Sign says "Santa Monica massage " - it is not actually in Santa Monica, but given how fucken hot Mary / Jenny is who cares.

Mary / Jenny is like in her 30's.

She is in her 60's and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional.

Santa Monica Massage.

11353 Santa Monica Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90025.

[DGoodLife]

As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".

If that's the problem. Don't get involved.

The boards do not translate dark humor very well. But in any case going to TJ this weekend to catch up on some new STD's anyone else want in? I have all my up to date ones from Thailand, Singapore and Brazil so I thought I'd try due to boredom. .

Peace.

DGL.

02 Pesos.

[LngTimeMongr]

As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".

If that's the problem. Don't get involved.

[Christophe1]

How are you guys not worried about stds when it comes to bb?? I am worried sick when offered a covered BJ. Do you guys just not care or maybe your convinced they don't have any for some reason?? Sorry to sound ignorant but I am seriously so curious about this LOL and please honest answers only.

From my experience most of the MP ladies have a stash of antibiotics at home or readily available from their associates since most other countries sell them otc.

As for the escorts? Could be Ruske roulette, so why not score some south of the border (olé olé olé) or order online?

Don't be that guy with gonorrhea ass and the full fledge Monkey Pox, and on a Tinder date remember to always slow down, visually inspect the gardens, and most importantly sniff it like a horny hound dog.

[PlayerN818]

No risk, no reward. Also, you don't get lard unless you boil the pig.

As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".

[HiHoMan]

I've seen Miko. I just had the basic FBSM and didn't push for upgrades, but even that was a great experience. She's got a great body, and has a nice mirror setup so you can really load up on visual memories. I've heard nuru with her is very good, and will be trying that soon.

Thanks for info. Looks like I need to give her a try soon.

[Altr84]

No risk, no reward. Also, you don't get lard unless you boil the pig.

I think I can say this might be the best advice I've ever heard.

[Altr84]

Funny you ask, and to be honest, at least for me, I'm more concerned about laying on the same sheets some random dude was just laying on a few minutes before. Probably 10 random dudes before me. I'm more concerned about that, than any other bb service. Yup, Makes no sense.

Lmaooooo both of the responses are fuckin great! Not helpful but fucking great lolol but I mean I guess if you all have been doing this for a min and haven't caught anything, that's a pretty good record I suppose!

[LifeIsPeachy11]

I don't know officer, we just look for legit massages here!

LOL why'all paranoid. I went and checked it out this afternoon. 40 for HH. Saw a girl named Mia, she answered the door in a miniskirt. Around late 20's / early 30's cute face C cup. . Got a shitty massage from her for a bit and grabbed her booty under the skirt. Asked her how long they had been here and she said just 10 days. She asked me for tip before the flip which was kinda weird but I obliged. Left happy with standard tip. Saw another girl on my way out, short spinner w hair dyed blonde. Might repeat and see what's up.