Massage Parlor Reports

**TacoHead123** · 07-11-22 10:26

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Impossible. I've hears from numerous people it's straight legit or sucks because the owner dude comes and checks in on the curtains every 20 min. LOL.

Dude I know right. I went there.

Also didn't offer any extras. Didn't even remove the towel off of me.

**TacoHead123** · 07-11-22 10:21

Been seeing a lot of waxing videos of Asian waxing places giving a HE after it's over.

Curious if anyone knows if those exist here in Minnesota. Willing to trade 2 AMP He locations for 1.

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-11-22 10:11

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Decent massage and he. Worth checking out.

Impossible. I've hears from numerous people it's straight legit or sucks because the owner dude comes and checks in on the curtains every 20 min. LOL.

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-11-22 10:00

Originally Posted by TacoHead123 [View Original Post]

My masseuse cried during my HE.

Just got a He and she started crying mid way thru the HE.

I asked what's wrong and she said her husband passed away.

6/10 massage 5/10 HE.

What the hell.

**CarpMaster** · 07-11-22 09:46

Originally Posted by TacoHead123 [View Original Post]

Has anybody payed for a 4 hands massage? And if so when they do the HE do they both jerk you off or does one just leave while the other finishes. The place I got a HE at offered a 4 hand massage for $170.

I was offered a 4 hand HE, but turned it down to save money. Price of a 4 hand HE was never mentioned.

**TacoHead123** · 07-11-22 06:29

My masseuse cried during my HE.

Just got a He and she started crying mid way thru the HE.

I asked what's wrong and she said her husband passed away.

6/10 massage 5/10 HE.

**TacoHead123** · 07-11-22 06:22

Originally Posted by PartTimeGuy [View Original Post]

Yeah, great idea to gather the evidence needed at your trial. Also, a post that includes the phrase, "don't be that creepy man" and calls asking for an extra creepy, but making recordings and posting them online without consent is a-okay? We live in strange times.

I'm talking from the perspective of a Legit masseur. Imagine paying thousands and many hours to become a legit licensed masssuser.

Just to be offered $20 to choke a chicken by 30 dudes a day.

I personally don't think it's creepy.

**Part Time Guy** · 07-10-22 22:29

Originally Posted by BBQ21 [View Original Post]

You crack me up! About recording. Nice fantasy but not a good idea at all.

Yeah, great idea to gather the evidence needed at your trial. Also, a post that includes the phrase, "don't be that creepy man" and calls asking for an extra creepy, but making recordings and posting them online without consent is a-okay? We live in strange times.

**Part Time Guy** · 07-10-22 22:26

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Decent massage and he. Worth checking out.

Appreciate the heads up, be nice to have an option or two on the west side.

**Member #6100** · 07-10-22 21:04

Originally Posted by TacoHead123 [View Original Post]

Here's a tip for the newbies in here. DO NOT use rubmaps as your main Tool to find AMPs that do HE.

What I learned after getting my first HE is that people who have locations will not share it! Rubmaps is only a tool to see where they don't do HE. Getting a HE is trial and error.

Here's another tip. Just because you didn't get a HE your first visit. It does NOT mean they don't do it.

Most masseurs will not do it on first visits bc of multiple reasons. Come back and try again. If you still don't get it your 2nd or 3rd visit chances are place is legit.

3. if you have to ask, chances are they don't do it. 9 times out of 10 they will graze your private parts and rub your asshole for a tease. That's when you know your in.

Don't be that creepy man asking a innocent asian women if she will tug your Johnson for 40 dolla. She may or may not have her husband nearby and will snitch on you to him, chasing you out a massage place while your still butt naked in Shoreview with a baseball bat, screaming "fuk you, you no return" no this did not happen to me I am speaking figuratively.

Tip 4: From personal experience do not visit any massage parlors in Shoreview.

Last but not least: Jerk off or have sex with your wife before going to get a HE. It'll make you question if paying $80+ for a Chinese immigrant to jerk you off is rlly worth it or are you just horny.

BTW does anyone want to start a * channel where we visit massage parlors. Get HEs record them and put them online for $5 a month. There's a rlly big audience for videos like that and we can make hella bank.

Lol, sorry, with you being a member for less than a month with less than 10 posts I'm wondering about the term Newbie.

A2

You crack me up! About recording. Nice fantasy but not a good idea at all.

**Dream44** · 07-10-22 18:49

Originally Posted by RxyGuy [View Original Post]

Thanks for that. What did you tip?

I tipped Jennifer $40.

**Dream44** · 07-10-22 18:47

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Decent massage and he. Worth checking out.

Did you have Jennifer? Had her a few times. Didn't like the curtains as walls though and the Dude upfront was creepy.

**RxyGuy** · 07-10-22 16:06

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Decent massage and he. Worth checking out.

Thanks for that. What did you tip?

**MassErrection** · 07-10-22 14:59

Originally Posted by TacoHead123 [View Original Post]

Has anybody payed for a 4 hands massage? And if so when they do the HE do they both jerk you off or does one just leave while the other finishes. The place I got a HE at offered a 4 hand massage for $170.

Yes! Few years ago late in the evening I visited health massage. At the time there were two girls, the regular and a new girl. They must have been slow or just horny because they offered 4 hands for hundred dollars. They both finished me off. Sad they closed up shortly after so I never repeated. There's a new girl now hello will do l1.