Massage Parlor Reports

[TacoHead123]

Has anybody payed for a 4 hands massage? And if so when they do the HE do they both jerk you off or does one just leave while the other finishes. The place I got a HE at offered a 4 hand massage for $170.

[TacoHead123]

Here's a tip for the newbies in here. DO NOT use rubmaps as your main Tool to find AMPs that do HE.

What I learned after getting my first HE is that people who have locations will not share it! Rubmaps is only a tool to see where they don't do HE. Getting a HE is trial and error.

Here's another tip. Just because you didn't get a HE your first visit. It does NOT mean they don't do it.

Most masseurs will not do it on first visits bc of multiple reasons. Come back and try again. If you still don't get it your 2nd or 3rd visit chances are place is legit.

3. if you have to ask, chances are they don't do it. 9 times out of 10 they will graze your private parts and rub your asshole for a tease. That's when you know your in.

Don't be that creepy man asking a innocent asian women if she will tug your Johnson for 40 dolla. She may or may not have her husband nearby and will snitch on you to him, chasing you out a massage place while your still butt naked in Shoreview with a baseball bat, screaming "fuk you, you no return" no this did not happen to me I am speaking figuratively.

Tip 4: From personal experience do not visit any massage parlors in Shoreview.

Last but not least: Jerk off or have sex with your wife before going to get a HE. It'll make you question if paying $80+ for a Chinese immigrant to jerk you off is rlly worth it or are you just horny.

BTW does anyone want to start a * channel where we visit massage parlors. Get HEs record them and put them online for $5 a month. There's a rlly big audience for videos like that and we can make hella bank.

Lol, sorry, with you being a member for less than a month with less than 10 posts I'm wondering about the term Newbie.

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[Anything Cool]

Anybody even been to pure body? How was it? Should I book?

The girl that runs the shop is very attractive, at least in MHO. However, her shop is legit. Her massage is average (not the best I've had and not the worst) and she can hold up her end of a conversation.

So, book if you are looking for a massage and conversation. However, if you are looking for more than that you won't find it here.

[BackNine13]

Anybody even been to pure body? How was it? Should I book?

[RemoteGhost]

I called and they said their license did not through and is closed for now. Hope they find a new place soon.

[OnlyMe1234]

My bad if I came off that way. I was just poking fun at why'all. But genuinely I had a good experience and I see why people would stick to this hobby.

Me personally, $80 for a nut every time just isn't worth it when I can girl off of tinder at my place in 30 minutes.

When you get older and hopefully wiser, you might come to realize that having a profile on Tinder isn't such a great idea. I work with different organizations, if they discovered I had a Tinder profile it would affect our relationship. Plus, at my age I'm guessing there isn't that much interest in me on there. If they found out I visited an AMP, that would also affect it but that is easier to hide. The first thing I look at before deciding whether or not to visit a particular one is how discreet it is. What might be a very busy office complex during the week can be dead on a Sunday morning. That is when I would go.

[LastsLonger]

My bad if I came off that way. I was just poking fun at why'all. But genuinely I had a good experience and I see why people would stick to this hobby.

Me personally, $80 for a nut every time just isn't worth it when I can girl off of tinder at my place in 30 minutes.

I do challenge that as well! It does make me chuckle, if that's the case have no clue why you want any other experiences. I have gotten similar of Tinder, quite a bit of POF, MeetMe, etc. But 30 minutes is definitely a boisterous claim! Highly believable!

[TacoHead123]

For claiming you are not going to judge anyone, you seem awfully judgmental.

My bad if I came off that way. I was just poking fun at why'all. But genuinely I had a good experience and I see why people would stick to this hobby.

Me personally, $80 for a nut every time just isn't worth it when I can girl off of tinder at my place in 30 minutes.

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[OnlyMe1234]

The date today is 07/23/2022 and today I got my first HE at a AMP after 2 attempts.

First I want to say some stuff, I'm not a loser weirdo like some of y'all who can't pull women.

I'm a decently attractive guy who wanted to experience something different. I'm not going to judge y'all.

Who do this as a hobby all power to you. But after today I'm never doing this again.

I think some of y'all forget these a real people, real women with lives just trying to survive also.

Stop seeing these Asian women as sexual sex objects. That being said he's my full experience start from finish.

For claiming you are not going to judge anyone, you seem awfully judgmental.

[The9020]

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[TacoHead123]

Dude you must be like 18. Your story makes zero sense with your "research". You have no idea what's going on and stop with thr assumptions. I personally know 3 girls thay do this and they enjoy it, love the conversations, and love meeting people. Your idea of "girls be used" is dumb. Makes me think your dumb. Stop cheating with underpayment too. You act like you can't count money. In all honesty though, I would love to read this experience when I first started. I wanted stories like this and couldn't find them. I say post your experience in reddit as well.

I won't say my age but yes I'm a pretty young fella. Most of my research was finding the right location. In hindsight I should of looked up what I should do before hand. About the girls thing I'm playing, if it wasn't for some of the seniors here I would never of found the right location.

Yea there some girls who genuinely do like being in this business but we got to understand these women are actual people.

With the underpayment thing, that's was my fault. I told her I will get more cash but she say no it's okay you come back another day.

[TacoHead123]

Very confusing. Did all this research for hours, then didn't know how to react or what to do? Then state some of us all are losers who can't get girls?

LOL! Gotcha!

Your right most of my research was seeing which AMP did He.

[ChrisNoit2]

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[LastsLonger]

The date today is 07/23/2022 and today I got my first HE at a AMP after 2 attempts.

First I want to say some stuff, I'm not a loser weirdo like some of y'all who can't pull women.

I'm a decently attractive guy who wanted to experience something different. I'm not going to judge y'all.

Who do this as a hobby all power to you. But after today I'm never doing this again.

I think some of y'all forget these a real people, real women with lives just trying to survive also.

Stop seeing these Asian women as sexual sex objects. That being said he's my full experience start from finish.

I first learned what a Asian massage parlor happy ending was when I stumbled upon a porn video of a.

Asian women giving somebody a happy ending.

This was years ago, but just now recently I stumbled upon another porn video of the same thing.

And felt like I wanted to experience something like this. I'm already attracted to Asian women more specifically hmong.

I have 10 exes and they are all Hmong. Anyways I digress.

For the past month I've been doing my research on AMPs and how to find one. I'm talking hours on Reddit, Google. I then learn.

About rubmaps and I thought it was perfect, I can see all the AMPs that do HEs all around me. So I do a little more research on it to see how legit it is and comes to see it is very legit. So I plan my first trip to an AMP a week out when I don't have work.

The day comes. I'm high key nervous asf. I get the address and drive to the address that was on rub maps. Keep in mind this is 2 weeks ago.

Before arriving I stop at speedway to grab some cash. I grab $120 in cash. I had no idea what the experience would cost me so I grabbed what I thought would be enough. So I go inside the AMP location, I walk in and maybe 30 seconds later a older looking women walks out from one of the rooms and says in a broken accent. How may I help you. I stutter hard and ask for half hour. She checks her book and says "you come back 30 min" I say okay and walk out. Around this time I'm thinking this is stupid I should just go home. I can go on tinder and get a girl at my crib within the hour. But my curiosity blinded me and I return 30 minutes later. As I come back I see a middle Aged white dude walking out fast af like he didn't want anyone seeing him.

As he pulls away I park and enter the building. She says "oh you come back" "how long" I say 30 minutes. She says "fity dolla".

I hand her $60 in cash bc my dumbass took out all 20's and I say keep the change. She say "oh oh thank you very much".

She leads me to one of the rooms and says "okay undress" and shuts the door. Keep in mind this is my very first time ever being in a massage place like this" I take off my pants. My socks and shoes and that's it. And set it on the ground. She comes in 5 minutes later and sees me laying there like a goof ball. With my shirt on and laying on the side where my feet goes. She starts laughing and explaining that I'm doing it all wrong. She says "no no take shirt off. And put stuff on chair" and leaves the room again. I do it the right away and she comes back 5 minutes later. Keep in mind my underwear is still on. She tells me to relax and starts with the massage that all you guys know too well. The massage is very relaxing in my opinion and was good. She's pretty good at it.

Obviously it's my first time tho so I have nothing to compare it too. Through out the massage she made lots of convo asking me questions about my tattoos about my family and my hair. So I'm a light skin male with green eyes my moms white and my dads black and this part still gets me, she ask "how African but eyes green" I laughed and told her my mom is white. Later in the massage she grabs my arm to crack my knuckles after she finishes cracking my knuckle she places my hand on her titty. At this point I'm like "damn this is really about to happen" oh man I was wrong. The 30 min timer goes off and she smacks my ass and says all done. I'm like okay. She leaves the room and I get dressed and as I'm leaving she ask "how about tip" and I'm like uhhh ok and give her like $5.

All in all it was a good massage and she was nice.

Fast forward today I wanted another massage so I return to the same location, thinking this place is legit. My back was hurting and a nice massage sounded good. I walk in and there's nobody there I stand there for 10 minutes waiting for somebody and no one is there. 14 minutes go by and a older lady comes in and says hello! And starts yelling out in Chinese looking for somebody she finds her in one of the massage rooms sleeping on the massage table. She comes out and it's the same lady who gave me the massage last time. She says hello and ask how long again I say 30 minutes. I felt really bad because she looked really tired and that she just woke up. She says 50 dollars in a aggressive tone. I have $50 this time and give it to her. She leads me to the same room and leaves me again. This time I put my stuff on the chair and get butt naked. And I put the towel that was on the bed around me. She comes back turns music on and tells me to relax. And completely takes the towel off of me. The massage this time was good but more rushed probably due to her being tired. She definitely didn't try as hard. But it was still decent. This time since my underwear is off she does a lot more work on my ass. And hey I'm a pretty vanilla guy so I don't enjoy butt stuff. She rubs on my ass so much and sometimes even touches my asshole with her hand. I was super uncomfy but didn't say anything. After about 20 minutes she grabs a a hot towel and cleans my back of oil. She then tells me to flip over and puts a pillow under me. She rubs my shoulders by stomach chest and more. Then she gets down to my private parts and grazes her hand on my pee pee and balls multiple times.

She then looks at me and while petting my pubic hair with a serious face and puts her finger on her mouth and says shhh. And ask "ok?" I nod my head and she does money sign with her hands, I say "40" and she says ok and goes to town.

Okay so I felt rlly shitty also because I took addereal before this and if anyone knows addereal makes your dick limp. And she was chugging my shit hard ash trynna get me hard but I couldn't, she then puts my hand on my dick and says "you do" I never jerked off before so I'm like "just get the tip" once she started getting the sensitive areas I started to get head. It took me about 15 minutes to finish. Mid way thru she seems frustrated and pointed at the clock and said you hurry. I closed my eyes and imaged someone else.

After I finished she told me to get dressed and led me out. She comes back asking for the $40 I realized I only had $30 and said fuck. I folded the $20 over the $10 and dipped out of there. There were 2 other white dudes waiting for their appointment.

Sorry if this seemed rush and if there are a lot of holes and missing details. I'm on break for work rn.

In my opinion $80 for a HJ was not worth it and I'll never do this again. But it was a decent experience.

Very confusing. Did all this research for hours, then didn't know how to react or what to do? Then state some of us all are losers who can't get girls?

LOL! Gotcha!