Massage Parlor Reports

[Dream44]

Decent massage and he. Worth checking out.

Did you have Jennifer? Had her a few times. Didn't like the curtains as walls though and the Dude upfront was creepy.

[RxyGuy]

Decent massage and he. Worth checking out.

Thanks for that. What did you tip?

[MassErrection]

Has anybody payed for a 4 hands massage? And if so when they do the HE do they both jerk you off or does one just leave while the other finishes. The place I got a HE at offered a 4 hand massage for $170.

Yes! Few years ago late in the evening I visited health massage. At the time there were two girls, the regular and a new girl. They must have been slow or just horny because they offered 4 hands for hundred dollars. They both finished me off. Sad they closed up shortly after so I never repeated. There's a new girl now hello will do l1.

[MassErrection]

Decent massage and he. Worth checking out.

[TacoHead123]

Has anybody payed for a 4 hands massage? And if so when they do the HE do they both jerk you off or does one just leave while the other finishes. The place I got a HE at offered a 4 hand massage for $170.

[TacoHead123]

Here's a tip for the newbies in here. DO NOT use rubmaps as your main Tool to find AMPs that do HE.

What I learned after getting my first HE is that people who have locations will not share it! Rubmaps is only a tool to see where they don't do HE. Getting a HE is trial and error.

Here's another tip. Just because you didn't get a HE your first visit. It does NOT mean they don't do it.

Most masseurs will not do it on first visits bc of multiple reasons. Come back and try again. If you still don't get it your 2nd or 3rd visit chances are place is legit.

3. if you have to ask, chances are they don't do it. 9 times out of 10 they will graze your private parts and rub your asshole for a tease. That's when you know your in.

Don't be that creepy man asking a innocent asian women if she will tug your Johnson for 40 dolla. She may or may not have her husband nearby and will snitch on you to him, chasing you out a massage place while your still butt naked in Shoreview with a baseball bat, screaming "fuk you, you no return" no this did not happen to me I am speaking figuratively.

Tip 4: From personal experience do not visit any massage parlors in Shoreview.

Last but not least: Jerk off or have sex with your wife before going to get a HE. It'll make you question if paying $80+ for a Chinese immigrant to jerk you off is rlly worth it or are you just horny.

BTW does anyone want to start a * channel where we visit massage parlors. Get HEs record them and put them online for $5 a month. There's a rlly big audience for videos like that and we can make hella bank.

Lol, sorry, with you being a member for less than a month with less than 10 posts I'm wondering about the term Newbie.

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[Anything Cool]

Anybody even been to pure body? How was it? Should I book?

The girl that runs the shop is very attractive, at least in MHO. However, her shop is legit. Her massage is average (not the best I've had and not the worst) and she can hold up her end of a conversation.

So, book if you are looking for a massage and conversation. However, if you are looking for more than that you won't find it here.

[BackNine13]

Anybody even been to pure body? How was it? Should I book?

[RemoteGhost]

I called and they said their license did not through and is closed for now. Hope they find a new place soon.

[OnlyMe1234]

My bad if I came off that way. I was just poking fun at why'all. But genuinely I had a good experience and I see why people would stick to this hobby.

Me personally, $80 for a nut every time just isn't worth it when I can girl off of tinder at my place in 30 minutes.

When you get older and hopefully wiser, you might come to realize that having a profile on Tinder isn't such a great idea. I work with different organizations, if they discovered I had a Tinder profile it would affect our relationship. Plus, at my age I'm guessing there isn't that much interest in me on there. If they found out I visited an AMP, that would also affect it but that is easier to hide. The first thing I look at before deciding whether or not to visit a particular one is how discreet it is. What might be a very busy office complex during the week can be dead on a Sunday morning. That is when I would go.

[LastsLonger]

My bad if I came off that way. I was just poking fun at why'all. But genuinely I had a good experience and I see why people would stick to this hobby.

Me personally, $80 for a nut every time just isn't worth it when I can girl off of tinder at my place in 30 minutes.

I do challenge that as well! It does make me chuckle, if that's the case have no clue why you want any other experiences. I have gotten similar of Tinder, quite a bit of POF, MeetMe, etc. But 30 minutes is definitely a boisterous claim! Highly believable!

[TacoHead123]

For claiming you are not going to judge anyone, you seem awfully judgmental.

My bad if I came off that way. I was just poking fun at why'all. But genuinely I had a good experience and I see why people would stick to this hobby.

Me personally, $80 for a nut every time just isn't worth it when I can girl off of tinder at my place in 30 minutes.

[Pga231]

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[OnlyMe1234]

The date today is 07/23/2022 and today I got my first HE at a AMP after 2 attempts.

First I want to say some stuff, I'm not a loser weirdo like some of y'all who can't pull women.

I'm a decently attractive guy who wanted to experience something different. I'm not going to judge y'all.

Who do this as a hobby all power to you. But after today I'm never doing this again.

I think some of y'all forget these a real people, real women with lives just trying to survive also.

Stop seeing these Asian women as sexual sex objects. That being said he's my full experience start from finish.

For claiming you are not going to judge anyone, you seem awfully judgmental.

[The9020]

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