Massage Parlor Reports

[Dexxzy]

I wavered as to how much detail to include in my last few posts as I am newbie and don't want to burn a good thing either. But I also feel some obligation as a newbie to share a bit, particularly for places that don't seem to have a lot written about them. If anyone reading this thinks I need to cool it a bit please feel free to let me know via PM. It's not my intention to blow up a good thing for other mongers. Of course I'd like to find that "diamond in the rough" that's worth keeping a secret but so far I haven't found anything like that. As is often said here, the scene in Portland is kinda. Difficult.

IMO, vague details are enough.

Most people who actually contribute (and don't just leech info) know the area enough to know what you're talking about or will PM you, in which case you can quickly scan their post history.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Yeah m doing that right now I have a good place I don't want anyone to burn.

So instead of being a part of this hobby board community and sharing info, you and Zizix are simply reading others' posts in hopes of grabbing useful info about a new spot or girl but then refusing to reciprocate with good info for the rest of the community.

[k__rat]

Yeah m doing that right now I have a good place I don't want anyone to burn.

I used to play in the Los Angeles area and this would happen all the time.

I wavered as to how much detail to include in my last few posts as I am newbie and don't want to burn a good thing either. But I also feel some obligation as a newbie to share a bit, particularly for places that don't seem to have a lot written about them. If anyone reading this thinks I need to cool it a bit please feel free to let me know via PM. It's not my intention to blow up a good thing for other mongers. Of course I'd like to find that "diamond in the rough" that's worth keeping a secret but so far I haven't found anything like that. As is often said here, the scene in Portland is kinda. Difficult.

[MilkyTears213]

If I find a good place that hasn't been reported on either here or RM ill keep it to myself might do a vague review occasionally on a place I was impressed by but I hate finding a great location and then the next time I'm there its all blown up and can't get in to see the girl or she is leaving in the middle several times. I usually only see a girl 2-4 times then ill post a good report and as always I have close contacts that I share info with that will also not post about it.

Yeah m doing that right now I have a good place I don't want anyone to burn.

[Zizix]

If I find a good place that hasn't been reported on either here or RM ill keep it to myself might do a vague review occasionally on a place I was impressed by but I hate finding a great location and then the next time I'm there its all blown up and can't get in to see the girl or she is leaving in the middle several times. I usually only see a girl 2-4 times then ill post a good report and as always I have close contacts that I share info with that will also not post about it.

I am continually baffled by the AMP business model here in Portland. If a provider gives good service at a reasonable price, she is swamped and then disappears. Unfortunately, good service is the exception. The typical model is bait and switch, a take it or leave it attitude, and just a general fuck you to repeat business. Oh, and keep the girl moving around. I for one would hobby much, much more often if it weren't for all the bullshit. I know it's bullshit, because I travel often to BC and it is a whole nother business model up there. There is some of the bullshit to be sure, but it is the exception, not the rule. Opposite of down here. Fuck 'them. I go only when I'm desperate.

[OneOne9]

I travel often to BC and it is a whole nother business model up there. There is some of the bullshit to be sure, but it is the exception, not the rule. Opposite of down here. Fuck 'them. I go only when I'm desperate.

Vancouver BC is light years ahead of Portland and Seattle. The only issue at this time is the Canadian Covid app everyone is required to use to visit Canada. I can't wait until they do away with it.

[Drex Diggler2]

You got that right. Several places come to mind: Sunshine on Scholls Ferry, the place on north 82nd just south of Pappys, Hollywood on east Powell, (No) Joy on Barbur, the place across from the strip club at the east end of Ross Islsnd bridge, and especially Relax in Oregon City, ever since the owners of Refresh Tualatin took over.

Man, Joy on Barber was fun year ago. Had a nice young girl who also worked in Vancouver. She was fun, and had lots of energy, msog was her thing. Then she left.

Relax was fun for a bit as well, but the girl (I forgot her name) started grabbing at my wallet and stuff after several visits. Never went back.

I have been going less and less, as even my spot-on Park, where I have been treated quite well has become a whiney greed fest. Still the best deal for me, but I hate the attitude.

Oh well, the less I go the more money I have LOL.

[WarpFactor69]

Unfortunately, good service is the exception. The typical model is bait and switch, a take it or leave it attitude, and just a general fuck you to repeat business.

You got that right. Several places come to mind: Sunshine on Scholls Ferry, the place on north 82nd just south of Pappys, Hollywood on east Powell, (No) Joy on Barbur, the place across from the strip club at the east end of Ross Islsnd bridge, and especially Relax in Oregon City, ever since the owners of Refresh Tualatin took over.

[RockyRococo]

Went to Blue Ocean yesterday. Saw Lisa (30's-40's?) dressed in shirt and leggings. . 6 for hour. Good massage with hot stones. Allowed OTC during a better than average standard HE. No interruptions. Tipped. 6.

[NewLook146]

I am continually baffled by the AMP business model here in Portland. If a provider gives good service at a reasonable price, she is swamped and then disappears. Unfortunately, good service is the exception. The typical model is bait and switch, a take it or leave it attitude, and just a general fuck you to repeat business. Oh, and keep the girl moving around. I for one would hobby much, much more often if it weren't for all the bullshit. I know it's bullshit, because I travel often to BC and it is a whole nother business model up there. There is some of the bullshit to be sure, but it is the exception, not the rule. Opposite of down here. Fuck 'them. I go only when I'm desperate.

That's why we need the Thai massage girls over here. So far it's near to impossible to bring even your Thai GF here to US. If immigration allows Thai massage girls, it will give serious competition rundown for all the shitty services that we currently get from all the so called Asian greedy, the attitude and services will greatly improve, and also would bring the prices down to reasonable.

[MisterJimmy]

The easiest way is to look at the profile and see where reviews are, some are just blatant in the bullshit. Read between the lines, recent bullshit in sherwood and tualatin and on canyon road and in salem. With the slow days some of these places have and as many of them that are popping up they are trying to draw the money in.

I am continually baffled by the AMP business model here in Portland. If a provider gives good service at a reasonable price, she is swamped and then disappears. Unfortunately, good service is the exception. The typical model is bait and switch, a take it or leave it attitude, and just a general fuck you to repeat business. Oh, and keep the girl moving around. I for one would hobby much, much more often if it weren't for all the bullshit. I know it's bullshit, because I travel often to BC and it is a whole nother business model up there. There is some of the bullshit to be sure, but it is the exception, not the rule. Opposite of down here. Fuck 'them. I go only when I'm desperate.

[NoFearToTry]

A lot of the owners post their own reviews or get their Asian friends to do it. You can tell by the crap English. "The girl got me real high" vs "The girl got me hi". Diction, syntax and grammar is what usually sets fake reviews apart.

The easiest way is to look at the profile and see where reviews are, some are just blatant in the bullshit. Read between the lines, recent bullshit in sherwood and tualatin and on canyon road and in salem. With the slow days some of these places have and as many of them that are popping up they are trying to draw the money in.

[JjHoliday]

A lot of the owners post their own reviews or get their Asian friends to do it. You can tell by the crap English. "The girl got me real high" vs "The girl got me hi". Diction, syntax and grammar is what usually sets fake reviews apart.

I believe the owners can block some content. And they can also block any reviews on their business. Sometimes if you try to post business that is not being reviewed, You cannot enter it because the phone number has been blocked by the owner. The reviews on this site would be much more interesting if it wasn't strictly just the full service shops. As always just my opinion. Have a good day.

[NoFearToTry]

I stopped in Lucky on Cornell this afternoon and a woman I didn't recognize greeted me. I asked about Angela (who I saw last time) and was told she is working somewhere else today. She showed me an address on her phone and it was the Asian Flower Spa on Hart. I've never been there and don't know much about the place. Stayed to try out service from the girl working today (Amy? Emmee? Something like that). Nothing special or I was having an off day. Not likely to repeat.

Main reason I'm posting this is I was surprised by the connection between the two businesses. I don't know if those two places share a common owner or if the girls are freelance and float between the locations or what.

Anyway, do this info as you will. I just thought it was interesting.

You would be quite shocked then at how many are connected, some owners and friends that rotate staff. I know of one enterprising proprietor that was running more than 8 of them at one time in pdx and vanc area.

[Monkeyboy1977]

Yeah. I like Rubmaps better. You get a more thoughtful review as long as people are checking the boxes correctly. Less gossip and drama than the board. Less useless posts.

I will say lately there has been a surge of what look like fake reviews in Portland and the surrounding areas. Like too good to be true type of reviews. So it's not as good as it was because you have to subjectively filter through the BS.

A lot of the owners post their own reviews or get their Asian friends to do it. You can tell by the crap English. "The girl got me real high" vs "The girl got me hi". Diction, syntax and grammar is what usually sets fake reviews apart.