Massage Parlor Reports

**MisterJimmy** · 07-10-22 16:42

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

The easiest way is to look at the profile and see where reviews are, some are just blatant in the bullshit. Read between the lines, recent bullshit in sherwood and tualatin and on canyon road and in salem. With the slow days some of these places have and as many of them that are popping up they are trying to draw the money in.

I am continually baffled by the AMP business model here in Portland. If a provider gives good service at a reasonable price, she is swamped and then disappears. Unfortunately, good service is the exception. The typical model is bait and switch, a take it or leave it attitude, and just a general fuck you to repeat business. Oh, and keep the girl moving around. I for one would hobby much, much more often if it weren't for all the bullshit. I know it's bullshit, because I travel often to BC and it is a whole nother business model up there. There is some of the bullshit to be sure, but it is the exception, not the rule. Opposite of down here. Fuck 'them. I go only when I'm desperate.

**NoFearToTry** · 07-10-22 13:58

Originally Posted by Monkeyboy1977 [View Original Post]

A lot of the owners post their own reviews or get their Asian friends to do it. You can tell by the crap English. "The girl got me real high" vs "The girl got me hi". Diction, syntax and grammar is what usually sets fake reviews apart.

The easiest way is to look at the profile and see where reviews are, some are just blatant in the bullshit. Read between the lines, recent bullshit in sherwood and tualatin and on canyon road and in salem. With the slow days some of these places have and as many of them that are popping up they are trying to draw the money in.

**JjHoliday** · 07-10-22 13:56

Originally Posted by Monkeyboy1977 [View Original Post]

A lot of the owners post their own reviews or get their Asian friends to do it. You can tell by the crap English. "The girl got me real high" vs "The girl got me hi". Diction, syntax and grammar is what usually sets fake reviews apart.

I believe the owners can block some content. And they can also block any reviews on their business. Sometimes if you try to post business that is not being reviewed, You cannot enter it because the phone number has been blocked by the owner. The reviews on this site would be much more interesting if it wasn't strictly just the full service shops. As always just my opinion. Have a good day.

**NoFearToTry** · 07-10-22 13:54

Originally Posted by k__rat [View Original Post]

I stopped in Lucky on Cornell this afternoon and a woman I didn't recognize greeted me. I asked about Angela (who I saw last time) and was told she is working somewhere else today. She showed me an address on her phone and it was the Asian Flower Spa on Hart. I've never been there and don't know much about the place. Stayed to try out service from the girl working today (Amy? Emmee? Something like that). Nothing special or I was having an off day. Not likely to repeat.

Main reason I'm posting this is I was surprised by the connection between the two businesses. I don't know if those two places share a common owner or if the girls are freelance and float between the locations or what.

Anyway, do this info as you will. I just thought it was interesting.

You would be quite shocked then at how many are connected, some owners and friends that rotate staff. I know of one enterprising proprietor that was running more than 8 of them at one time in pdx and vanc area.

**Monkeyboy1977** · 07-10-22 13:11

Originally Posted by Noobie92 [View Original Post]

Yeah. I like Rubmaps better. You get a more thoughtful review as long as people are checking the boxes correctly. Less gossip and drama than the board. Less useless posts.

I will say lately there has been a surge of what look like fake reviews in Portland and the surrounding areas. Like too good to be true type of reviews. So it's not as good as it was because you have to subjectively filter through the BS.

A lot of the owners post their own reviews or get their Asian friends to do it. You can tell by the crap English. "The girl got me real high" vs "The girl got me hi". Diction, syntax and grammar is what usually sets fake reviews apart.

**Dave89** · 07-10-22 02:24

Originally Posted by ExactTime [View Original Post]

Has anyone here paid for rubmaps? Seems like it might be helpful to see recent reviews but it also seems pretty pricy. Curious about other's experiences on it.

Yeah, once or twice. It's basically the same as this forum, only with a map and better organization. Each AMP has its own page where you can read reviews and stuff. BUT. The mongers there are way, way, wayyyy less-likely to provide real details. High paranoia.

This forum is frankly better, but give it a shot anyway. Canceling is easy and they actually do honor cancelation orders. And let you keep the time you paid for. You can sign up, then immediately cancel, and your account will work until the day the month you paid for runs out.

**ProperGMan** · 07-10-22 01:59

Originally Posted by ExactTime [View Original Post]

Has anyone here paid for rubmaps? Seems like it might be helpful to see recent reviews but it also seems pretty pricy. Curious about other's experiences on it.

It's hit or miss. I've had good value with it. There are lots of fake reviews but there are a couple of trustworthy mongers who review regularly.

**Noobie92** · 07-10-22 00:42

Originally Posted by ExactTime [View Original Post]

Has anyone here paid for rubmaps? Seems like it might be helpful to see recent reviews but it also seems pretty pricy. Curious about other's experiences on it.

Yeah. I like Rubmaps better. You get a more thoughtful review as long as people are checking the boxes correctly. Less gossip and drama than the board. Less useless posts.

I will say lately there has been a surge of what look like fake reviews in Portland and the surrounding areas. Like too good to be true type of reviews. So it's not as good as it was because you have to subjectively filter through the BS.

But the good reports are good, more accurate, and more thorough. It's fun. I use the two boards for different things.

**AmaznAzn** · 07-09-22 23:51

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

I'm not looking for a lot of the services many of you are and was hoping to find someone that was affectionate and fun. Based on some reviews, I decided to give Lisa a try.

I arrived and Lisa greeted me at the door and invited me in. I didn't think anyone else was there and thought my timing was just right. She asked me to wash my hands and led me to the bathroom and then took me to my room near the front. I undressed and waited and then realized she had another customer. I had no idea how long it would be. I was tempted to leave but had paid the house fee and it would have been messy to try and get it back so I decided to wait.

The room I was in was quite warm and I was starting to sweat just laying there. About 30 minutes later, Lisa comes back. She sees the room is hot and offers me another room, which I happily take. I think it was the one she had just finished in. The good news is the table had been stripped and she had to make it again, so I think they don't re-use the linens. The room was also larger and brighter.

Lisa was dressed in a short black skirt with a slit and has nice legs. I asked for a hard massage, which she delivered but it was more of a painfest than therapeutic. A couple of customers came while she was working on me. I couldn't tell for sure but I think she put them in rooms too. She also called someone and I heard a female voice later during my session.

I don't think my timing was good and they were too busy. Lisa gave me my time but it felt rushed and there wasn't anything personal about the session, which is what I was looking for. It wasn't bad but not what I was looking for and won't be back.

Exact same review on RubMaps. Ladies here have been locked more times than that old owl did to get to the middle of the tootsie pop.

**OneOne9** · 07-09-22 22:00

Originally Posted by Monkeyboy1977 [View Original Post]

All these spa need to add at least 10 yrs to the stated age.. Lucky Spa, it's one girl but she changes her clothes and lets down her hair. So it looks like a newer younger girl, but she's the same person in the tube top.

I agree about added years most of the time it's closer to 20+ than 10.

LOL is it that dark in there that she thinks she can fool people thinking she is a different girl?

**ExactTime** · 07-09-22 20:14

Has anyone here paid for rubmaps? Seems like it might be helpful to see recent reviews but it also seems pretty pricy. Curious about other's experiences on it.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 07-09-22 20:03

Dude was looking for a "personal connection" from an AMP girl who gives out multiple happy endings every day? LOL.

**k__rat** · 07-09-22 19:49

I stopped in Lucky on Cornell this afternoon and a woman I didn't recognize greeted me. I asked about Angela (who I saw last time) and was told she is working somewhere else today. She showed me an address on her phone and it was the Asian Flower Spa on Hart. I've never been there and don't know much about the place. Stayed to try out service from the girl working today (Amy? Emmee? Something like that). Nothing special or I was having an off day. Not likely to repeat.

Main reason I'm posting this is I was surprised by the connection between the two businesses. I don't know if those two places share a common owner or if the girls are freelance and float between the locations or what.

Anyway, do this info as you will. I just thought it was interesting.

**Trumpeter** · 07-09-22 18:58

I'm not looking for a lot of the services many of you are and was hoping to find someone that was affectionate and fun. Based on some reviews, I decided to give Lisa a try.

I arrived and Lisa greeted me at the door and invited me in. I didn't think anyone else was there and thought my timing was just right. She asked me to wash my hands and led me to the bathroom and then took me to my room near the front. I undressed and waited and then realized she had another customer. I had no idea how long it would be. I was tempted to leave but had paid the house fee and it would have been messy to try and get it back so I decided to wait.

The room I was in was quite warm and I was starting to sweat just laying there. About 30 minutes later, Lisa comes back. She sees the room is hot and offers me another room, which I happily take. I think it was the one she had just finished in. The good news is the table had been stripped and she had to make it again, so I think they don't re-use the linens. The room was also larger and brighter.

Lisa was dressed in a short black skirt with a slit and has nice legs. I asked for a hard massage, which she delivered but it was more of a painfest than therapeutic. A couple of customers came while she was working on me. I couldn't tell for sure but I think she put them in rooms too. She also called someone and I heard a female voice later during my session.

I don't think my timing was good and they were too busy. Lisa gave me my time but it felt rushed and there wasn't anything personal about the session, which is what I was looking for. It wasn't bad but not what I was looking for and won't be back.

**Drex Diggler2** · 07-09-22 15:46

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Before covid I worked in DT Portland. She had a rented space there so I made a visit. Offered for the 1 hr service for $$$ hoping for an upgraded experience. It was a typical sensual rub. Full nude oily body glide rub but, no touch, etc. All the restrictions always turn me off, even at regular AMPs. I was not able to get into it and she cut it short at around 35 min. Left a bad taste in my mouth about her services. Pictures are accurate and was nice enough before cutting me short.

While she is hella cute, not worth the price for sure.