Massage Parlor Reports

**Warrior Dennis** · 07-01-22 15:58

My perspective is jaded. Pepsi is one of the better AMP ladies, and she's around 50. Looks good, for 50. Korean Michelle with the wavy hair looks good for being well into her 40's, and her body isn't slim. Those are two of the better looking of the grannies. So, this Vida Spa, if their girls are 35 or younger, and even halfway decent looking, I know that I'm going to overrate them.

I'm reading guys saying they upsell and rush. Upsell, I'm not shocked. But, I have a vibe, that I could pay the 60 house fee, tip 200 for CFS, but get: A distant attitude, lackluster service, being told to hurry up and finish, and being back in my car in 20 minutes.

It's actually more worthwhile to spend 450 on BBFS with a KAngel, and usually get at least 45 minutes, rather than 260 for a 20 minute CFS date.

Glad I didn't go in, even though I was tempted.

**Maui Glory** · 07-01-22 14:05

Originally Posted by WarriorDennis [View Original Post]

Wow! Are these pictures accurate, even partly? I know those places up in Lynnwood show young women, and it's bull. But it sounds like you saw some under 30 girls. If the girls at One Vita Spa look even half as good as these pictures, I might just do FS for 260.

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/mas...5/899977308539

You know how McDonalds advertises burgers and they look perfect but when you go get one it all looks like hell? Yeah, that's 100 X more accurate than AMP photos.

**GoaThillBilly** · 07-01-22 14:00

Originally Posted by WalterWhite99 [View Original Post]

What's the $100 for? She's your wife, and thus should be free.

Lmao! It's never free, might seem that way with a wife until the Balloon payment comes due.

**AussieFury** · 07-01-22 13:52

Originally Posted by WarriorDennis [View Original Post]

Wow! Are these pictures accurate, even partly?

No. Never. No AMPs use real photos. Not even partly.

**KnoxNenters** · 07-01-22 12:24

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

I forgot to mention there are a couple of new girls starting tomorrow.

Based on the last 3 months or so, it'll be interesting to see what happens here. When I showed up there the first time, both providers were potato-moms in their late 40's / early 50's. Total surprise, having read reviews that seemed to counter that. So I thought nothing of it and ignored the place. Then the Lucky reports started appearing. I went back, and enjoyed Lucky and Maggie, fairly impressed overall with the quality of service and visual appeal. Not so much on some of the negotiation stuff. But then recently someone reported seeing what sounded like a vice squad in the lower lot behind, possibly up to something last month.

And now we hear there will be Two. New. Girls. What are their names??

Someone please TOFTT, and if you have a RubMaps account, by all means post there as well (one of us can report back here if they see anything new). Your friends will wait for your return to tell the tales. Thank you in advance.

**Warrior Dennis** · 07-01-22 01:15

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

This sounds pretty much the way that my "session" went. Not an actual "massage parlor", so don't expect one. Sasha admitted that it is more of a whorehouse than a massage parlor. The "how do you want to relax tonight?" must be her stock script. She told me $200 for FS (plus $60 house).

Her "tip" numbers must be all out of whack / crazy high because she thinks she is still in Las Vegas? Is Vegas THAT expensive?

FYI, tonight on STG, the address for One Massage is being used for a place called "Saunas Spa," so when you see Saunas Spa know it is the same place discussed here as One Massage and Vina Massage.

Rock Chalk.

Wow! Are these pictures accurate, even partly? I know those places up in Lynnwood show young women, and it's bull. But it sounds like you saw some under 30 girls. If the girls at One Vita Spa look even half as good as these pictures, I might just do FS for 260.

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/mas...5/899977308539

**Shogun Hua** · 07-01-22 00:58

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

Today is Lucky's last day, she's heading back home. Paid for 60 min, probably got 50 min, but it was weird circumstances, so I'm ok with it. $$ total damage. Lucky is attractive, middle of the back hair, enhanced Cs, HWP.

I also got to meet Maggie, wow, she was beautiful, she seemed really nice. Maybe 5-6", small waist, HWP, probably Ds, long hair.

Seniors can pm me for more details. Good luck and stay safe. Happy 4th!

I forgot to mention there are a couple of new girls starting tomorrow.

**MartyByrde** · 06-30-22 23:42

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

If I want to fuck a chubby, almost 60-year old woman, I'd stay home and fuck my wife. At least I wouldn't have to wear a condom! She also only charges me $100, so it would be a little cheaper, too.

What's the $100 for? She's your wife, and thus should be free.

**RockChalk** · 06-30-22 23:37

This sounds pretty much the way that my "session" went. Not an actual "massage parlor", so don't expect one. Sasha admitted that it is more of a whorehouse than a massage parlor. The "how do you want to relax tonight?" must be her stock script. She told me $200 for FS (plus $60 house).

Her "tip" numbers must be all out of whack / crazy high because she thinks she is still in Las Vegas? Is Vegas THAT expensive?

FYI, tonight on STG, the address for One Massage is being used for a place called "Saunas Spa," so when you see Saunas Spa know it is the same place discussed here as One Massage and Vina Massage.

Rock Chalk.

Originally Posted by AvereageQ [View Original Post]

After reading rock's review, I decided to check it out and see what kind of talent was there. I also got Sasha. $60 to basically just enter and lay down. After touching my back for 30's, asked how I wanted ti relaxed tonight. I ask what her menu was. She said 100 for HJ, 200 for BJ and, 300 for CFS. I balked at that and she said since it's my first time here, she can work with what I have. I over paid but gave 200 for CFS. That included CBJ and some light touching. No FIV. Only CG, no reverse CG. Only other positions are on her back, no doggy. As per her limits. Pretty much had her eyes closed the entire time. Sasha was tall but she was still on the tighter side for me. I didn't find her all that attractive, nor the Asian girl I saw when I left. It was quite boring and uninteresting throughout the session. I wasn't expecting much and I won't be going back.

**Shogun Hua** · 06-30-22 23:23

Today is Lucky's last day, she's heading back home. Paid for 60 min, probably got 50 min, but it was weird circumstances, so I'm ok with it. $$ total damage. Lucky is attractive, middle of the back hair, enhanced Cs, HWP.

I also got to meet Maggie, wow, she was beautiful, she seemed really nice. Maybe 5-6", small waist, HWP, probably Ds, long hair.

Seniors can pm me for more details. Good luck and stay safe. Happy 4th!

**RockChalk** · 06-30-22 20:12

Originally Posted by BbKingg [View Original Post]

Why even bother. I don't get going to see a 60 year old chubby lady and be forced to wear a condom.

If I want to fuck a chubby, almost 60-year old woman, I'd stay home and fuck my wife. At least I wouldn't have to wear a condom! She also only charges me $100, so it would be a little cheaper, too.

**MassageFunStuf** · 06-30-22 17:02

Went there couple of weeks ago actually twice in a matter of few days. Couple of girls 1 is a little old FS available (covered), the other girl (younger) doesn't give in easily didn't look comfortable when asked about a BJ but still told a rate. 8 CBJ and. 6 HJ on top of house fee.

**WamSam** · 06-30-22 14:16

206xxxx163.

https://bellevue.skipthegames.com/ma...r/245277805714

The ad is showing up in the massage studio section, googling the number (cell phone based on area code / prefix) shows consistent ads, google search of pics show unique.

Based on filling in what's missing in the location provided address, I'm speculating that someone (s) at a particular AMP is offering menu fun away from the shop which closes 30 minutes after the ad's starting availability time.

The place I'm thinking of went to YMMV on allowing manual after a change in ownership some time ago. And there is one individual there that is adamant I put on a show for her while she plays with my balls everytime I draw her "no extra tip, just show". She won't give me a single stroke but is fascinated by bwc.

The ad does Have the "we are an agency" blah, blah and the end but I'm wondering if that's a "copy / paste" by a bold entrepreneur working there.

**Bonnaryi** · 06-29-22 17:27

Originally Posted by Moto6255 [View Original Post]

I considered doing that but also understand that they'll tell you anything to get you in the door.

VIP is pretty good about telling you whether or not someone is working that day. I call ahead frequently and have never had an issue.

**Seattleik** · 06-29-22 13:11

Monday afternoon decided to check out lake city Asian spa next to the Wells Fargo in lake city after a random text I got from them saying they have young girls. When I arrive I was greeted by what looks to be a mid 30's female and pink dress and glasses. When she spoke I almost recognized her voice with a girl that used to work at fall health. To my surprise it was the same girl goes by the name Bella, provided good massage. On the flip she wanted $ for a handy I was like hell no, she isn't that attractive just average looking to be seeking $ for handy. I counterback saying. 8 naked and give me BJ she hesitated for awhile and gave in. She undressed and saw those perky bs after her pink bra came off and Bush pussy. Started with some stroke and kisses on my shaft and proceeded to a BBBJ she said no cim. When I was asked about to come I told her and took her mouth out where I exploded in her hands so I couldn't make a facial on her. Better experience this time with than when she was in fall health and Lomi, but still wouldn't repeat wants a lot for a handy. Also she says that place is handy only nothing beyond but YMMV with her. She also had a tan butt / hip shaper or lifter that didn't gave direct access to her kitty until she got naked.