Massage Parlor Reports

[NailBoiz1]

You guys ever heard of bidet? It's a thing. Get it.

Looking at you mr spicy curry. But jokes aside, that was funny post.

Now back to business.

Is there any Asian mp that has nice lady with natural Ds, good tease and technique and release? Bonus points if she got ass and does BBBJCIM and under 40 yrs old. Not trying to break the bank either.

Sheesh, did you want the kitchen sink too. LOL. If there was such a place or provider she would be booked 24/7.

[KammyMike]

Wow, haven't checked in here in a minute and how things have deteriorated. Where are all the regulars? Where's dildo baggens? At least slammer is still here. What's with all these new names? Why all the discussion about fat slobby guy's assholes and turds? What's with all this aggression and bs tossed around? Let's get back to discussing beaver, tit and ass.

Anyhoo, paid a visit to Lampson and Beach based on a girls recommendation. Was reluctant because they were previously HJ for the most part. Now they have expanded their menu and they have some cute new girls.

There was a cutie named Jackie who provided some nice BBBJ and DATY. She was approx 30 ish, cute but she's becoming milfish with a little belly but still very cute and nice titty's overall a good time. Saw another cutie she was smiling and wanted me to pick her next time. She was wearing a tight turquoise blue dress with a nice little body. I might need to pay another visit next time.

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Was it a benji OTD or more?

[Nice Guy 99]

When I warned you about no paper at SH, I meant no paper towel, not toilet paper. You think a busy place like that would not have a supply of toilet paper? You should have just asked for a new roll.

I've been to China many, many times. I would say that less than 1% of public toilets have TP. So I wouldn't be surprised that SH had no TP. It's standard practice in China to carry your own, usually in the form of a small packet of tissues that easily fits in your pocket.

[KammyMike]

BW always has a stack of toilet paper rolls in the bathroom. Just go there instead of this wild goose chase of different bathrooms. I guess some guys have very delicate ass cheeks and they need a plush padded toilet seat with some Charmin extra soft padded toilet paper with floral scents. But if you ever went camping you won't mind just doing your business then getting down to business with a beautiful girl with clean ass.

If you see a stack of toilet paper then grab 5 rolls and do some Mac Giver work and be creative. The fifth roll is for after you're done. Use all of it, get it.

[RBFSyndrome]

You guys ever heard of bidet? It's a thing. Get it.

Looking at you mr spicy curry. But jokes aside, that was funny post.

Now back to business.

Is there any Asian mp that has nice lady with natural Ds, good tease and technique and release? Bonus points if she got ass and does BBBJCIM and under 40 yrs old. Not trying to break the bank either.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

When I warned you about no paper at SH, I meant no paper towel, not toilet paper. You think a busy place like that would not have a supply of toilet paper? You should have just asked for a new roll.

BW always has a stack of toilet paper rolls in the bathroom. Just go there instead of this wild goose chase of different bathrooms. I guess some guys have very delicate ass cheeks and they need a plush padded toilet seat with some Charmin extra soft padded toilet paper with floral scents. But if you ever went camping you won't mind just doing your business then getting down to business with a beautiful girl with clean ass.

[PhineasPhreak]

Wow, haven't checked in here in a minute and how things have deteriorated. Where are all the regulars? Where's dildo baggens? At least slammer is still here. What's with all these new names? Why all the discussion about fat slobby guy's assholes and turds? What's with all this aggression and bs tossed around? Let's get back to discussing beaver, tit and ass.

Anyhoo, paid a visit to Lampson and Beach based on a girls recommendation. Was reluctant because they were previously HJ for the most part. Now they have expanded their menu and they have some cute new girls.

There was a cutie named Jackie who provided some nice BBBJ and DATY. She was approx 30 ish, cute but she's becoming milfish with a little belly but still very cute and nice titty's overall a good time. Saw another cutie she was smiling and wanted me to pick her next time. She was wearing a tight turquoise blue dress with a nice little body. I might need to pay another visit next time.

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[Kevin80]

Ok, I am willing to share my strategy for success. My secret is that I wipe my ass before going to a girl that specializes in prostrate massage. If I really like the girl, I will even scrub with some Irish Spring for that "oh so fresh" feeling in my butt crack. But shhhhhh keep it as a secret just between us.

The last time Mountbaldy said "shhhhhh keep it a secret", he told me Yoyo at SH was fucking a customer boyfriend at the shop. But it's a secret, don't tell anyone so Shhhhh! When you see Shhhhh from Mountbaldy headortail justinalias darkroomdaddy, that's a sound of him fucking a monger with the private info they shared with him.

[Kevin80]

Booked an appointment with Andie at Bamboo right after lunch. Big mistake! Got there, paid fee and felt like taking a crap. Went to the bathroom and it hit me, fuck, someone warned about no toilet seat at bamboo. Got to dump a load but it's not going to happen with no seat. Went out, told Andie to wait and I'll be right back. Ran downstairs passed Grace told her I needed to use the bathroom. Got in the restroom, and fuck, remembered somebody warned me about no paper at SH. Only a few pieces left on the roll; but had to go so I bombed the place. Hope no one heard me from the outside. Opened the door; girls and a customer stood right outside waiting. I walked passed them and said, don't go in there.

Back upstairs Andie gave an excellent massage, but I felt bad when she teased my asshole with her firearm and hands because I knew I wasn't clean. A bit uncomfortable too because I needed a second round of dumping.

When I warned you about no paper at SH, I meant no paper towel, not toilet paper. You think a busy place like that would not have a supply of toilet paper? You should have just asked for a new roll.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

If this is right someone is in line for some tube tops!! Also I might have a few shirts that say!! I've been slammed by slammer.

Aren't tube tops for chicks? I think I could use some dark chocolate flavored condoms, a monogrammed personal towel / sheet with rubberized back to bring in for my sessions, or one of those money changing belts to dispense tips in quarters.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I'll be up in OC again from San Diego next week and I am looking for a great 4 hands with BBBJs. I have not been able to find on this thread so any recommendations are appreciated.

I dunno. Often you need to get some familiarity with a provider and negotiate to get that kinda service, or else go to one of fuller service shops like the notorious den of inequity known here by the secret code "F&C", or hit a FS Korean spa in LA county. There is one place I have heard about in OC that might be up for 4 hands / 2 mouth action that is normally tug-and-pay place. PM me for details. I want to be careful not to give the mad shitter a new target.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

If I wash my ass in the sink, how am I going to dry it with the air blower. Besides, people wouldn't appreciate seeing floaties in the sink. Hey while there I saw a young hottie walking around, wasn't anyone I've seen before. Body shape between Anna and Andie, kind of like Sally. I've been with most of them and didn't recognize her. Anyone knows who she might be? Mid thirties maybe.

Sounds great. Can you tell us how you do it. You drop your drawers and put your ass over the sink for a poor man's power wash, then touch your toes and put the hot hair nozzle up your butt crack? Sounds like an extra thrill at no extra charge. I think you are onto something!

Regarding the girls, are you saying you have gone through all of them one by one. Do they refuse service a 2nd time, after they are served a moon pie with fresh chocolate pudding? It kinda makes sense that if a restaurant would refuse service for no shirt or no shoes, then smelling like "Eau du Dogshit" would be more than ample reason to refuse service. These girls work hard for the money, but its interesting that you may have found the limit to how much they can accept.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Ok, dark room, I'll give them another try. I can concede on Linda's age, as asian women ages are not easy for me to read. I didn't try to drop her britches, so I can't comment on the firmness of her ass. Breasts were perky though, and access was easy. Prices were fine. She did continue the massage after the HE, as you said, with a nice scalp massage that darn near had me snoring, but she did short me on the time by 15 minutes, which has never happened to me at BW or Bali of 1 by 1. And I'm sure about the sheets being reused. There was none of that thin film some places roll out over the table. But as I said, I can live with that, as long as spicy curry doesn't precede me after taking a shit and not wiping his ass. I'll give them a second try and see how it goes.

As I was saying I want to make a triumphant return but try a different girl. Did you see any other hotties?

Linda did up-sell me more than you, but for 10 she helped me pull her pants and panties down to mid-thigh, and I had a handful of fur.

- And her ass was such a revelation that I realized how nice an ass can be.

- The jack itself is not something so wonderful that I would write home to mother about, but I've had worse.

- It seemed there was a sheet on the table, but they had a roll of stuff. She kept the roll under the table. So when I was done, she tossed that that top layer into the thrash.

- She did not short me time in fact, I was starting to think she was giving me another 10 min free over and above. It seemed to go on pretty long. Maybe that hefty paycheck of 60 inspired her too. All these girls have had a conference call and decided that they want make 60 the new 40, but I suspect some guys are not buying this attempt to stick a vacuum cleaner nozzle into their pocket and suck more money out. So this place in particular is not on Happy Ending Street in Westminster, so maybe I overpaid. Or maybe for 60 I should have bargained a little harder for further services.

- All of these shops (BW, SW, TC) might need to invest in yellow police accident tape, and warning signs ("danger: biohazard") so they can close down the shops for an hour after a spicy curry attack while the girls sanitize and disinfect the little rooms and bathroom, burn the sheets, change clothes, and ventilate the MP with fresh air to make it safe to enter again. In the old days they talked about the mad hatter and now it seems we got the mad shitter on the loose.

By the way, have you been back to 888 spa? Any updates? I did not want to return after my experience with that big woman who shorted me, but I am hoping to get a name of a good provider there.

[Slammer6008]

Slammers old smashing / stomping ground's!! ?

If this is right someone is in line for some tube tops!! Also I might have a few shirts that say!! I've been slammed by slammer.

[Slammer6008]

Is it formerly Happy CBK and now it Happy Miracle in WM.

Slammers old smashing / stomping ground's!! ?