Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

If I wash my ass in the sink, how am I going to dry it with the air blower. Besides, people wouldn't appreciate seeing floaties in the sink. Hey while there I saw a young hottie walking around, wasn't anyone I've seen before. Body shape between Anna and Andie, kind of like Sally. I've been with most of them and didn't recognize her. Anyone knows who she might be? Mid thirties maybe.

Sounds great. Can you tell us how you do it. You drop your drawers and put your ass over the sink for a poor man's power wash, then touch your toes and put the hot hair nozzle up your butt crack? Sounds like an extra thrill at no extra charge. I think you are onto something!

Regarding the girls, are you saying you have gone through all of them one by one. Do they refuse service a 2nd time, after they are served a moon pie with fresh chocolate pudding? It kinda makes sense that if a restaurant would refuse service for no shirt or no shoes, then smelling like "Eau du Dogshit" would be more than ample reason to refuse service. These girls work hard for the money, but its interesting that you may have found the limit to how much they can accept.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Ok, dark room, I'll give them another try. I can concede on Linda's age, as asian women ages are not easy for me to read. I didn't try to drop her britches, so I can't comment on the firmness of her ass. Breasts were perky though, and access was easy. Prices were fine. She did continue the massage after the HE, as you said, with a nice scalp massage that darn near had me snoring, but she did short me on the time by 15 minutes, which has never happened to me at BW or Bali of 1 by 1. And I'm sure about the sheets being reused. There was none of that thin film some places roll out over the table. But as I said, I can live with that, as long as spicy curry doesn't precede me after taking a shit and not wiping his ass. I'll give them a second try and see how it goes.

As I was saying I want to make a triumphant return but try a different girl. Did you see any other hotties?

Linda did up-sell me more than you, but for 10 she helped me pull her pants and panties down to mid-thigh, and I had a handful of fur.

- And her ass was such a revelation that I realized how nice an ass can be.

- The jack itself is not something so wonderful that I would write home to mother about, but I've had worse.

- It seemed there was a sheet on the table, but they had a roll of stuff. She kept the roll under the table. So when I was done, she tossed that that top layer into the thrash.

- She did not short me time in fact, I was starting to think she was giving me another 10 min free over and above. It seemed to go on pretty long. Maybe that hefty paycheck of 60 inspired her too. All these girls have had a conference call and decided that they want make 60 the new 40, but I suspect some guys are not buying this attempt to stick a vacuum cleaner nozzle into their pocket and suck more money out. So this place in particular is not on Happy Ending Street in Westminster, so maybe I overpaid. Or maybe for 60 I should have bargained a little harder for further services.

- All of these shops (BW, SW, TC) might need to invest in yellow police accident tape, and warning signs ("danger: biohazard") so they can close down the shops for an hour after a spicy curry attack while the girls sanitize and disinfect the little rooms and bathroom, burn the sheets, change clothes, and ventilate the MP with fresh air to make it safe to enter again. In the old days they talked about the mad hatter and now it seems we got the mad shitter on the loose.

By the way, have you been back to 888 spa? Any updates? I did not want to return after my experience with that big woman who shorted me, but I am hoping to get a name of a good provider there.

[Slammer6008]

Slammers old smashing / stomping ground's!! ?

If this is right someone is in line for some tube tops!! Also I might have a few shirts that say!! I've been slammed by slammer.

[Slammer6008]

Is it formerly Happy CBK and now it Happy Miracle in WM.

Slammers old smashing / stomping ground's!! ?

[SlickJJ]

Ok, dark room, I'll give them another try. I can concede on Linda's age, as asian women ages are not easy for me to read. I didn't try to drop her britches, so I can't comment on the firmness of her ass. Breasts were perky though, and access was easy. Prices were fine. She did continue the massage after the HE, as you said, with a nice scalp massage that darn near had me snoring, but she did short me on the time by 15 minutes, which has never happened to me at BW or Bali of 1 by 1. And I'm sure about the sheets being reused. There was none of that thin film some places roll out over the table. But as I said, I can live with that, as long as spicy curry doesn't precede me after taking a shit and not wiping his ass. I'll give them a second try and see how it goes.

HAHA no one wants to go after him! Not after Sir Krusty Kurry has been there after lunch.

[Heartless Jay]

I went to the same place and had the same girl. I felt much more positive about her and the experience.

The place seemed cleaner and more modern than BW / SH. She gave full access top / bottom (for 60). I thought she was more like 35. Not only did she look younger, but her ass was firm and strong in a way that some of the girls in the more familiar places is not (those others more soft and jello like). After the face-down, and the dick-up portions of the show, she continued to give a really good massage which actually made me fall asleep which I never do in the BW-SW funplex. Afterward, she completely discarded the "sheet" which was kind of a lacy fabric, and pull out of a roll and put a brand new roll on for the next monger. She walked me out holding my hand. I got a bottle of water rather than the cup of water at the other two places (is that actual spring water, or did they just refil a bottle from the tap in those places)? Also parking was much better than BW / SH (150 cars trying to fit into 100 spaces).

I would say that the face-down massage was not as good as SH or BW, but better than Air or Top10/ Tiffany. She did the negotiation-at-the-table shit, but they do that BW, Harbor, Air, etc.

A reliable old timer here has mentioned that some of the other girls there are even better.

Ok, dark room, I'll give them another try. I can concede on Linda's age, as asian women ages are not easy for me to read. I didn't try to drop her britches, so I can't comment on the firmness of her ass. Breasts were perky though, and access was easy. Prices were fine. She did continue the massage after the HE, as you said, with a nice scalp massage that darn near had me snoring, but she did short me on the time by 15 minutes, which has never happened to me at BW or Bali of 1 by 1. And I'm sure about the sheets being reused. There was none of that thin film some places roll out over the table. But as I said, I can live with that, as long as spicy curry doesn't precede me after taking a shit and not wiping his ass. I'll give them a second try and see how it goes.

[ThaGuy69]

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[Slammer6008]

What is the second and fourth letter of the spas name? I'll throw in Two slammer tube tops. One Korean that gives the best bbbjcum ever. And I'll give you the pick of the litter! Of headortails favorite spots haha.

Is it on the first floor or the second floor of the building.

[Ayylmao6969]

I'll be up in OC again from San Diego next week and I am looking for a great 4 hands with BBBJs. I have not been able to find on this thread so any recommendations are appreciated.

Well shit. Sign me up when you find it!

You can get 4 hands at Amazing Studio. Coin flip on who is working if they are attractive or not. No extras.

40 for door and I usually tip 100. Monday and Thursday ASK for Cici. She's the most attractive. Asian. Fake tits. Decent HJ Thursday she works with Tiffany who is phenomenal at HE but not very attractive. Tiffany and Cici team up. Tiffany on the HJ and Cici shoves her tits in your face to suffocate you.

If you get Nancy, she's a grandma. But she's a decent massage and sometimes a good tease.

They will almost always have the most attractive answer the door. The best massager will massage you and then swap back / both join on the flip.

[MrJd1986]

Decided to visit Bio being in the neighborhood.

Fun time with Sarah. She gives a great massage, wish the ending was as great, but it's still nice. Lots of roaming. Top up, pants down.

35 for the half and a 45 tip. Although she was telling me to give her more.

Lately, I'm not finding that great teasing build up I love so much. Where are the ladies who know how to tease throughout the massage?

[KammyMike]

What is the second and fourth letter of the spas name? I'll throw in Two slammer tube tops. One Korean that gives the best bbbjcum ever. And I'll give you the pick of the litter! Of headortails favorite spots haha.

Is it formerly Happy CBK and now it Happy Miracle in WM.

[Slammer6008]

Ahahaha it will reveal the destination if I will tell.

What is the second and fourth letter of the spas name? I'll throw in Two slammer tube tops. One Korean that gives the best bbbjcum ever. And I'll give you the pick of the litter! Of headortails favorite spots haha.

[SpicyCurry]

No, when you get to the mp go to the head and wash your ass in the sink. Your ass should reach the sink. Your provider will appreciate that and you might get a little tongue action if ya lucky.

If I wash my ass in the sink, how am I going to dry it with the air blower. Besides, people wouldn't appreciate seeing floaties in the sink. Hey while there I saw a young hottie walking around, wasn't anyone I've seen before. Body shape between Anna and Andie, kind of like Sally. I've been with most of them and didn't recognize her. Anyone knows who she might be? Mid thirties maybe.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

FS does happen but for you Mountbaldy, it ain't about the charm and personality.

Wendy, Rose, Jenny, Lucy, Grace, Yoyo, Jennifer and the gorgeous Helen all fuck according to you.

Ok, I am willing to share my strategy for success. My secret is that I wipe my ass before going to a girl that specializes in prostrate massage. If I really like the girl, I will even scrub with some Irish Spring for that "oh so fresh" feeling in my butt crack. But shhhhhh keep it as a secret just between us.

[BigBoDonk]

Is it between beach Blvd and magnolia?

Ahahaha it will reveal the destination if I will tell.