Massage Parlor Reports

**FartCity** · 06-25-22 03:00

Originally Posted by HotTimes2787 [View Original Post]

Hello all, I am fairly new to the AMP scene, have been a couple times with some teasing, but no service. I'm not sure if some of the girls are worried about getting in trouble or whatever, but I was curious what tips and tricks you guys have to help ensure a HE besides just asking outright.

YMMV!

Lolz.

There are no secrets or anything, Just be clean, nice, not a weirdo and tip appropriately. 20 for DIY, 40 or (sometimes 50 now) for HE. HE can take a lot of luck or a lot of repeat visits. . But there's no special password or anything. You can always take 2 bills to the east side, get rocked and pushed out the door after 30 minutes, but at least it's a sure thing.

**Terry2525** · 06-25-22 00:37

Originally Posted by Jannisary [View Original Post]

Believe it or not but when the Cardinals have a home series it puts pressure on the hotel prices. If it is a series against a sorta rival or popular club it puts even more pressure on prices and availability. Then when it is a home series against the Cubs things are even worse and it can be hard to get a room at a reasonable rate.

So this weekend the Cards are hosting the Cubs and there are the Pride events drawing even more people to town. Plus there are several more conventions in town this weekend as well such as the American Library Association annual conference.

Oh the ALA is in town?

Bets that's a a good time 🤓.

**Jannisary** · 06-24-22 23:33

Originally Posted by OnlyMe1234 [View Original Post]

I can't believe either of those can have that much of an impact. All I know is that I'll be skipping St Louis on this trip. Unfortunately for you guys, after reading through some of these posts it doesn't sound like I'm missing much. If it makes you feel better, it's pretty dry just about everywhere.

Believe it or not but when the Cardinals have a home series it puts pressure on the hotel prices. If it is a series against a sorta rival or popular club it puts even more pressure on prices and availability. Then when it is a home series against the Cubs things are even worse and it can be hard to get a room at a reasonable rate.

So this weekend the Cards are hosting the Cubs and there are the Pride events drawing even more people to town. Plus there are several more conventions in town this weekend as well such as the American Library Association annual conference.

**OnlyMe1234** · 06-24-22 22:32

Originally Posted by Stlbill [View Original Post]

Cubs are in town.

Originally Posted by BoilerWelder [View Original Post]

Pride is what I'm guessing. Most have blocked booking with points too.

I can't believe either of those can have that much of an impact. All I know is that I'll be skipping St Louis on this trip. Unfortunately for you guys, after reading through some of these posts it doesn't sound like I'm missing much. If it makes you feel better, it's pretty dry just about everywhere.

**JakeStone** · 06-24-22 20:42

I no longer live in the area, but will be visiting soon. These used to my go-to locations depending on which direction I was headed. Both owners are a little older, so I am wondering how they operating post-COVID.

**Stlbill** · 06-24-22 19:29

Originally Posted by OnlyMe1234 [View Original Post]

Was originally on here looking for suggestions but after trying to book a hotel, I'm wondering what's going on in St.

Louis this weekend that just about every hotel that's under $200 a night is sold out?

Cubs are in town.

**BoilerWelder** · 06-24-22 17:07

Originally Posted by OnlyMe1234 [View Original Post]

Was originally on here looking for suggestions but after trying to book a hotel, I'm wondering what's going on in St.

Louis this weekend that just about every hotel that's under $200 a night is sold out?

Pride is what I'm guessing. Most have blocked booking with points too.

**OnlyMe1234** · 06-24-22 16:54

Was originally on here looking for suggestions but after trying to book a hotel, I'm wondering what's going on in St.

Louis this weekend that just about every hotel that's under $200 a night is sold out?

**RoyBoy69** · 06-24-22 15:57

This girl won major points with me. I was on my way to a scheduled apptmnt when I got stuck in traffic. It was a standstill on 64. I texted her telling her I had no idea if I was going to be on time, late, or wouldn't be able to make it at all. It couldn't have been worse timing. Turns out out the guy who had the apptmnt before me stood her up. She had every reason to be pissed. Eden was not only tolerant but super sweet about it. "It's okay, just take your time and be safe, if you get here great, if not it's no big deal. " Thankfully things started moving and I was only a few minutes late.

Then I show up and get the royal treatment as always: BBBJCIM with lots of teasing and a solid massage on a nice, big comfy bed. She's Kink friendly as well. Damage 2.5 well worth it in my book.

**Lfsman** · 06-24-22 15:55

Originally Posted by HesDeadJim [View Original Post]

Okay if that got your attention you're the monger I'm bothering writing this report for.

So this is my first report in awhile. Got tired of getting bashed by other mongers that had some personal gripe with (what seemed like) every damn provider I wrote about. So this morning I in "that mood" and on the Illinois side, decided to make a last minute visit to Fuji. My hopes were not at all high, I know the usual fare that is there. I liken it to the price you pay for convenience. Always open, available and a decent price but you're probably not getting a super model. Or a model. Or even a mediocre young woman. But today my luck was good!

Kiki. Yes I know they all seem to be Kiki or Sunny or Lucky. So for clarity Probably not the "Kiki" that you personally remember from whenever. This is a new Kiki. And "new Kiki" is about 30, around 5'1", has a super cute face (I thought she might have been Japanese but she said she was Korean), can speak really good English and what will probably be the super bonus for a lot of Asian fetish mongers. A pair of very nicely shaped C cup titties. These are natural titties BTW. Now when I say natural, I don't mean pancake titties hanging down to her navel. I mean good enough to be bolt-ons but they aren't bolt-ons. The only detraction I can come up with is that she has a bit of a poochy belly, meaning she doesn't have a six pack on a washboard tummy. If she had that she would have been 100% perfect.

I am the monger you are writing this report to! Thanks for taking the time!! I don't usually head out to fuji until a friendly monger like yourself gives a tip like this, will have to try my luck to see this new kiki!

**HesDeadJim** · 06-24-22 10:51

Okay if that got your attention you're the monger I'm bothering writing this report for.

So this is my first report in awhile. Got tired of getting bashed by other mongers that had some personal gripe with (what seemed like) every damn provider I wrote about. So this morning I in "that mood" and on the Illinois side, decided to make a last minute visit to Fuji. My hopes were not at all high, I know the usual fare that is there. I liken it to the price you pay for convenience. Always open, available and a decent price but you're probably not getting a super model. Or a model. Or even a mediocre young woman. But today my luck was good!

Kiki. Yes I know they all seem to be Kiki or Sunny or Lucky. So for clarity Probably not the "Kiki" that you personally remember from whenever. This is a new Kiki. And "new Kiki" is about 30, around 5'1", has a super cute face (I thought she might have been Japanese but she said she was Korean), can speak really good English and what will probably be the super bonus for a lot of Asian fetish mongers. A pair of very nicely shaped C cup titties. These are natural titties BTW. Now when I say natural, I don't mean pancake titties hanging down to her navel. I mean good enough to be bolt-ons but they aren't bolt-ons. The only detraction I can come up with is that she has a bit of a poochy belly, meaning she doesn't have a six pack on a washboard tummy. If she had that she would have been 100% perfect.

**HotTimes2787** · 06-24-22 07:07

Hello all, I am fairly new to the AMP scene, have been a couple times with some teasing, but no service. I'm not sure if some of the girls are worried about getting in trouble or whatever, but I was curious what tips and tricks you guys have to help ensure a HE besides just asking outright.

**Pedalsandmotor** · 06-23-22 15:24

Originally Posted by Jeffc574 [View Original Post]

Why yes she did. As I have said more than once, I have never seen her. I also, until today have never seen a review hinting at more than a back rub. If I am wrong, have a great time and tell us.

I saw Lemay Summer years ago a few different times. There was nothing more than a handshake ending. Her top will come off, and she let me roam a bit, but only north of the equator.

**Jeffc 574** · 06-23-22 10:57

Originally Posted by Puppy73 [View Original Post]

I have never seen the Lemay Summer either but I have always been intrigued by her. I noticed she addresses you directly in her latest ad.

I have always wondered what her breasts look like and now she has shown them to us and I definitely want to go see them in real life along with the rest of her skills.

Why yes she did. As I have said more than once, I have never seen her. I also, until today have never seen a review hinting at more than a back rub. If I am wrong, have a great time and tell us.

**Tiny Lil** · 06-22-22 19:44

Originally Posted by Puppy73 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Abbey James lately? Her ad has disappeared from RubMD and probably timed out. Hopefully she is still working. Does anyone have her current phone number or contact info? Thank you.

I have seen Miss Abbey James last week. Yes she is still working. Always a good time with her and she is a beautiful lady. Her contact number is still the same, sent to you by DM.