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[GoodBoy88]

Hey LA folks, juts curious if anyones ever considered making a positive and negative thread for LA? Just curious.

We sure as hell need this, 80% of these threads are non-useful whining, complaining and crying. My comment included. It would be nice to have an ACTUAL thread that's on topic and only has useful information.

[Kwamba13]

Hey LA folks, juts curious if anyones ever considered making a positive and negative thread for LA? Just curious.

[NegroCaliente]

Hello. I searched the forum but couldn't find anything on the user European Amazon on cuddle comfort. Has anyone booked any sessions with her before? I've gone through her reviews on her profile and some of the guys look like the type to not be there just for cuddles. I want to see what she offers extra, if anything. TIA.

[PriscillaM]

I suppose anyone that feels this way would just be watching girl-on-girl or girl solo videos. And thanks for the reply.

Like 10 years ago maybe some dude showed me that kind of thing on camster or chaturbate. It was some dipshit millenial who looked like she was knitting a quilt when she was fingering herself and it was all upsell. As for lesbians, I dislike the whole vibe. Chicks are for dicks, silly rabbit.

[HollywoodGuy]

I guess my issue with porn is multi faceted.

An older dude on my block subscribed to playboy and penthouse. He was either employed by or consulted for the Office of Intelligence and Analysis and was gone for weeks and asked me to collect his mail. He did not give a shit that the playboys came back slightly read. Then, when I was 18, I did graveyard at the gas station at Van Nuys and Ventura, across from a newsstand (you millennial and sub millennials can look up what that is) with loads of porn mags. Once I saw a copy of I think it was "nugget" or "screwed" where a girl shoved a leaf blower up her pussy, I never needed to see a porn mag again.

I think I bought some porno with a fake I'd from a le sex shop store. The last one I paid for had this guy fucking two girls. The girls were decent looking, had big tits and they were natural (this was filmed in the 1980's I think). All of a sudden, one of the girls leaves the set and comes back with a dildo. I am like, oh, I have seen this in magazines before. But well, what do you know, she took the dildo and shoved it up the guy's ass. I immediately unplugged the vhs and threw it away with the tape inside and burned the garbage can.

I think like 15 years later I watched stolen porn on the internet and I realized something very quickly. My quota for seeing dicks on any given day is one. And I usually steal a glance at mine in the shower with the aid of reading glasses. In my view, any guy who likes to watch porn has a dick fascination. Not for me, but you all may be wired differently.

If you are that horny, get a girlfriend or get married. But watching a guy's dick?

I suppose anyone that feels this way would just be watching girl-on-girl or girl solo videos. And thanks for the reply.

[PriscillaM]

You think he needs a vacation. I think he needs an aggressive lobotomy.

Wait Chris is not blocking me? Call putin peace os breaking out.

[ChrisPoontang]

Dude, I think you may need a vacation.

You think he needs a vacation. I think he needs an aggressive lobotomy.

[PlayerN818]

I guess my issue with porn is multi faceted.

An older dude on my block subscribed to playboy and penthouse. He was either employed by or consulted for the Office of Intelligence and Analysis and was gone for weeks and asked me to collect his mail. He did not give a shit that the playboys came back slightly read. Then, when I was 18, I did graveyard at the gas station at Van Nuys and Ventura, across from a newsstand (you millennial and sub millennials can look up what that is) with loads of porn mags. Once I saw a copy of I think it was "nugget" or "screwed" where a girl shoved a leaf blower up her pussy, I never needed to see a porn mag again.

I think I bought some porno with a fake I'd from a le sex shop store. The last one I paid for had this guy fucking two girls. The girls were decent looking, had big tits and they were natural (this was filmed in the 1980's I think). All of a sudden, one of the girls leaves the set and comes back with a dildo. I am like, oh, I have seen this in magazines before. But well, what do you know, she took the dildo and shoved it up the guy's ass. I immediately unplugged the vhs and threw it away with the tape inside and burned the garbage can.

I think like 15 years later I watched stolen porn on the internet and I realized something very quickly. My quota for seeing dicks on any given day is one. And I usually steal a glance at mine in the shower with the aid of reading glasses. In my view, any guy who likes to watch porn has a dick fascination. Not for me, but you all may be wired differently.

If you are that horny, get a girlfriend or get married. But watching a guy's dick?

Hey guys! Remember the 2016 campaign, and there was a time where everyone was saying Chump was saying stuff just to see what kind of response he would get?

[PlayerN818]

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgde...sk-sex-workers

I will say that this shit ass war on fossil fuels and the idea that the US would give a wet shit about two white nations fighting each other are pretty bad ideas.

Dude, I think you may need a vacation.

[PriscillaM]

Not sure if this is your usual sarcasm but I had to respond to this. They say that whatever porn you watch is what you really want IRL. In my case that happens to be true. So I have my few favorites and when I am searching online for dates I try to find girls that at least have the same body type as the girls I watch online. Anytime I deviate from my demographic I am usually less than satisfied. I never pay for porn but I get why some people do (better videos or unique content).

As far as the why, when I am in between dates, (which are less frequent these days), I need a release without waiting too long or I get like hernia type pains in my lower abdomen. Very painful and can take days to recover. The few times I thought I would hold back to have some better time with a girl I was sorry I did. Not worth the risk.

And some girls like to watch porn before or during the act. I am sure I watched it a couple times a week with my x wife for many years. I mean if watching traci lords was gonna get her wet who was I to complain.

I guess my issue with porn is multi faceted.

An older dude on my block subscribed to playboy and penthouse. He was either employed by or consulted for the Office of Intelligence and Analysis and was gone for weeks and asked me to collect his mail. He did not give a shit that the playboys came back slightly read. Then, when I was 18, I did graveyard at the gas station at Van Nuys and Ventura, across from a newsstand (you millennial and sub millennials can look up what that is) with loads of porn mags. Once I saw a copy of I think it was "nugget" or "screwed" where a girl shoved a leaf blower up her pussy, I never needed to see a porn mag again.

I think I bought some porno with a fake I'd from a le sex shop store. The last one I paid for had this guy fucking two girls. The girls were decent looking, had big tits and they were natural (this was filmed in the 1980's I think). All of a sudden, one of the girls leaves the set and comes back with a dildo. I am like, oh, I have seen this in magazines before. But well, what do you know, she took the dildo and shoved it up the guy's ass. I immediately unplugged the vhs and threw it away with the tape inside and burned the garbage can.

I think like 15 years later I watched stolen porn on the internet and I realized something very quickly. My quota for seeing dicks on any given day is one. And I usually steal a glance at mine in the shower with the aid of reading glasses. In my view, any guy who likes to watch porn has a dick fascination. Not for me, but you all may be wired differently.

If you are that horny, get a girlfriend or get married. But watching a guy's dick?

[HollywoodGuy]

You guys watch porn? Why?

Not sure if this is your usual sarcasm but I had to respond to this. They say that whatever porn you watch is what you really want IRL. In my case that happens to be true. So I have my few favorites and when I am searching online for dates I try to find girls that at least have the same body type as the girls I watch online. Anytime I deviate from my demographic I am usually less than satisfied. I never pay for porn but I get why some people do (better videos or unique content).

As far as the why, when I am in between dates, (which are less frequent these days), I need a release without waiting too long or I get like hernia type pains in my lower abdomen. Very painful and can take days to recover. The few times I thought I would hold back to have some better time with a girl I was sorry I did. Not worth the risk.

And some girls like to watch porn before or during the act. I am sure I watched it a couple times a week with my x wife for many years. I mean if watching traci lords was gonna get her wet who was I to complain.

[PriscillaM]

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgde...sk-sex-workers

This is typical horseshit. They say that it is about sex workers. And then they interview a bunch of girls on only fans complaining that guys want to see pickles shoved further up their asses.

I will say that this shit ass war on fossil fuels and the idea that the US would give a wet shit about two white nations fighting each other are pretty bad ideas.

[PriscillaM]

Is the fish at Vons wild caught or farm raised from the cesspools of China?

I have no idea, but I think I found a loophole in California Revenue and Taxation Code section 64 (d) by which my client can avoid a property tax reassessment.

[Domino727]

This was not meant to be a joke. This girl (she must be 40) has the worst tit job ever. The nipples are like in the upper right hand corner of each tit. They look like suicide doors on a car.

She works out of a fucken office suite in Santa Monica, I know a guy who does taxes out of the suite.

The place smells vaguely of recycled toner.

It is fairly clean but you feel like maybe you should be going to the dentist there too.

I thought maybe she stopped massaging due to the hack on rub ratings.

No, she was bragging that she can make over 2 k a month wearing outfits and showing her feet.

I have to fucken be at Vons every morning by 830 to stock salmon and my hands stink by 9 am to make 2 k a month.

Do I amuse you?

Is the fish at Vons wild caught or farm raised from the cesspools of China?

[PriscillaM]

These posts are hilarious.

This was not meant to be a joke. This girl (she must be 40) has the worst tit job ever. The nipples are like in the upper right hand corner of each tit. They look like suicide doors on a car.

She works out of a fucken office suite in Santa Monica, I know a guy who does taxes out of the suite.

The place smells vaguely of recycled toner.

It is fairly clean but you feel like maybe you should be going to the dentist there too.

I thought maybe she stopped massaging due to the hack on rub ratings.

No, she was bragging that she can make over 2 k a month wearing outfits and showing her feet.

I have to fucken be at Vons every morning by 830 to stock salmon and my hands stink by 9 am to make 2 k a month.

Do I amuse you?