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**PriscillaM** · 06-03-22 16:49

Originally Posted by HollywoodGuy [View Original Post]

Not sure if this is your usual sarcasm but I had to respond to this. They say that whatever porn you watch is what you really want IRL. In my case that happens to be true. So I have my few favorites and when I am searching online for dates I try to find girls that at least have the same body type as the girls I watch online. Anytime I deviate from my demographic I am usually less than satisfied. I never pay for porn but I get why some people do (better videos or unique content).

As far as the why, when I am in between dates, (which are less frequent these days), I need a release without waiting too long or I get like hernia type pains in my lower abdomen. Very painful and can take days to recover. The few times I thought I would hold back to have some better time with a girl I was sorry I did. Not worth the risk.

And some girls like to watch porn before or during the act. I am sure I watched it a couple times a week with my x wife for many years. I mean if watching traci lords was gonna get her wet who was I to complain.

I guess my issue with porn is multi faceted.

An older dude on my block subscribed to playboy and penthouse. He was either employed by or consulted for the Office of Intelligence and Analysis and was gone for weeks and asked me to collect his mail. He did not give a shit that the playboys came back slightly read. Then, when I was 18, I did graveyard at the gas station at Van Nuys and Ventura, across from a newsstand (you millennial and sub millennials can look up what that is) with loads of porn mags. Once I saw a copy of I think it was "nugget" or "screwed" where a girl shoved a leaf blower up her pussy, I never needed to see a porn mag again.

I think I bought some porno with a fake I'd from a le sex shop store. The last one I paid for had this guy fucking two girls. The girls were decent looking, had big tits and they were natural (this was filmed in the 1980's I think). All of a sudden, one of the girls leaves the set and comes back with a dildo. I am like, oh, I have seen this in magazines before. But well, what do you know, she took the dildo and shoved it up the guy's ass. I immediately unplugged the vhs and threw it away with the tape inside and burned the garbage can.

I think like 15 years later I watched stolen porn on the internet and I realized something very quickly. My quota for seeing dicks on any given day is one. And I usually steal a glance at mine in the shower with the aid of reading glasses. In my view, any guy who likes to watch porn has a dick fascination. Not for me, but you all may be wired differently.

If you are that horny, get a girlfriend or get married. But watching a guy's dick?

**HollywoodGuy** · 06-03-22 16:16

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

You guys watch porn? Why?

Not sure if this is your usual sarcasm but I had to respond to this. They say that whatever porn you watch is what you really want IRL. In my case that happens to be true. So I have my few favorites and when I am searching online for dates I try to find girls that at least have the same body type as the girls I watch online. Anytime I deviate from my demographic I am usually less than satisfied. I never pay for porn but I get why some people do (better videos or unique content).

As far as the why, when I am in between dates, (which are less frequent these days), I need a release without waiting too long or I get like hernia type pains in my lower abdomen. Very painful and can take days to recover. The few times I thought I would hold back to have some better time with a girl I was sorry I did. Not worth the risk.

And some girls like to watch porn before or during the act. I am sure I watched it a couple times a week with my x wife for many years. I mean if watching traci lords was gonna get her wet who was I to complain.

**PriscillaM** · 06-03-22 12:25

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgde...sk-sex-workers

This is typical horseshit. They say that it is about sex workers. And then they interview a bunch of girls on only fans complaining that guys want to see pickles shoved further up their asses.

I will say that this shit ass war on fossil fuels and the idea that the US would give a wet shit about two white nations fighting each other are pretty bad ideas.

**PriscillaM** · 06-02-22 20:20

Originally Posted by Domino727 [View Original Post]

Is the fish at Vons wild caught or farm raised from the cesspools of China?

I have no idea, but I think I found a loophole in California Revenue and Taxation Code section 64 (d) by which my client can avoid a property tax reassessment.

**Domino727** · 06-02-22 19:02

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

This was not meant to be a joke. This girl (she must be 40) has the worst tit job ever. The nipples are like in the upper right hand corner of each tit. They look like suicide doors on a car.

She works out of a fucken office suite in Santa Monica, I know a guy who does taxes out of the suite.

The place smells vaguely of recycled toner.

It is fairly clean but you feel like maybe you should be going to the dentist there too.

I thought maybe she stopped massaging due to the hack on rub ratings.

No, she was bragging that she can make over 2 k a month wearing outfits and showing her feet.

I have to fucken be at Vons every morning by 830 to stock salmon and my hands stink by 9 am to make 2 k a month.

Do I amuse you?

Is the fish at Vons wild caught or farm raised from the cesspools of China?

**PriscillaM** · 06-02-22 11:22

Originally Posted by AssusPrime [View Original Post]

These posts are hilarious.

This was not meant to be a joke. This girl (she must be 40) has the worst tit job ever. The nipples are like in the upper right hand corner of each tit. They look like suicide doors on a car.

She works out of a fucken office suite in Santa Monica, I know a guy who does taxes out of the suite.

The place smells vaguely of recycled toner.

It is fairly clean but you feel like maybe you should be going to the dentist there too.

I thought maybe she stopped massaging due to the hack on rub ratings.

No, she was bragging that she can make over 2 k a month wearing outfits and showing her feet.

I have to fucken be at Vons every morning by 830 to stock salmon and my hands stink by 9 am to make 2 k a month.

Do I amuse you?

**AssusPrime** · 06-01-22 23:49

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So I got a tit / hand job from this pig on the westside. I was kind of bored so I repeated with her.

I asked why she was on hiatus.

She tells me she is on only fans dot com and selling guys pics of her feet and hands and wearing certain clothes.

She says she make 2 k a month, but the site takes 20%.

This girl is totally nasty looking. I am ashamed that I patronize her.

But guys are spending money on online shit with her?

This is crazy and is killing pricing all over.

These posts are hilarious.

**PriscillaM** · 05-31-22 12:22

So I got a tit / hand job from this pig on the westside. I was kind of bored so I repeated with her.

I asked why she was on hiatus.

She tells me she is on only fans dot com and selling guys pics of her feet and hands and wearing certain clothes.

She says she make 2 k a month, but the site takes 20%.

This girl is totally nasty looking. I am ashamed that I patronize her.

But guys are spending money on online shit with her?

This is crazy and is killing pricing all over.

**RChangDatyKing** · 05-30-22 19:27

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

You guys watch porn? Why?

When it's 1:00 am and all the AMPs and AAMPs are closed, and I have to nut one off so I can fall asleep.

If I am in Vegas, no porn is needed. LOL.

**DrPornDawger** · 04-27-22 10:38

[Learn to use Report Post. Do not quote something bad as that.]

**TenSleep** · 04-23-22 18:57

Originally Posted by SeanSlate [View Original Post]

The price of Pussy has gone up!

Plus 1 on that. I like to get off once a day and can't afford the 300/ a day it would cost for decent pussy or 400-500/ a day for the good pussy. BTW, from what I've seen over the last couple of years on this site, my idea of decent or good pussy seems to be far different than what most guys here seem to find acceptable. I know there are a few gems that rarely come across this site's discussions as the exception to the rule. Of course, it could be that many of the examples I've seen just aren't very photogenic.

Hell, for the past few years, my max budget for clubs or actual hobbying is about $1200 per year. So yeah, I use porn too.

**ShunkLeesh** · 04-23-22 10:05

Today is "National Vagina Appreciation Day."

Really.

**SeanSlate** · 04-22-22 22:18

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

You guys watch porn? Why?

The price of Pussy has gone up!

**TempletonRat** · 04-07-22 22:45

Originally Posted by FarFarAway [View Original Post]

Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.

Isn't it all free now? Pornhub, Redtube, Youporn.

**PriscillaM** · 04-07-22 18:09

Originally Posted by FarFarAway [View Original Post]

Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.

You guys watch porn? Why?