Massage Parlor Reports

**A Generic Name** · 05-27-22 22:40

So far have experienced 2 of the "big 3" and just experienced BO for the first time today. Just wanted to start contributing to the board I've been lurking the past few months.

MM. As the gold standard I have been here a few more times than others. First time was with Kiki. And did she set the bar high. Across the board from the shower to the massage to the expertise in making it feel relatively unique. As someone who frequent strip clubs and know when someone is a good charmer, she definitely had that people skill. Next was with Sophia, whom I believe is even more attractive and gives me Lucy Liu vibes. However, it was definitely much more robotic than the GFE I felt with Kiki. Not to mention I think a few others reported similar slip ups. I'd give her another try depending on reports swinging more positively. Next two times have been with Amanda and she definitely enjoys blowing bubbles lolol. Have yet to meet Mocha or Jiu Jiu.

NDS. Heard about the 4 hand massage and figure why not give it a try. The exterior of this massage parlor feels like it's out of place (IYKYK) but once you see the cameras inside, it actually gave me more peace of mind than weird me out. Can't recall one of their names but the other one was Summer iirc. May repeat with a different duo.

BO. Pretty confused by today. First time at BO and pulled Lily. Not Latina and hadn't seen anything about a very nice Asian mid-30's lady with great hands in previous reviews but it may have slipped me. Got an above average massage but perhaps it's because I went closer to the evening?

**ItsNotJames1** · 05-27-22 22:06

Not from the area, but was excited to finally visit MM that I've read about. I believe she said her name was Jun Jun. It was two words, both started with J's, could have been Jui Jui, but that seems like the name of a place out here. She has an awesome build, literally everything I would look for. Really friendly and energetic, comms got a little tricky here and there. I thought we were spoiled in Tampa, but I see what you all mean about the customer service out here. Yeah the warm water oral thing was cool, but also a bit of my downfall. Not a fan of tuma, but I suck at communicating next time I'd probably just say don't do that. She was rather toothy in the oral dept though. No real focus of massage like we have back west, just straight to it. So much oral focus that when I gave her the sign to hold up she just wrapped me up, jumped on, and jack hammered it out of me. Would have really wanted to go for the CIM since that's never an option out here, but couldn't hold out. I got introduced to Sophia, she seemed cool, not as big up top or as narrow as Jun Jun. Definitely looking forward to coming back. Also want to check out BO that I hear so much about.

**HumbleHal** · 05-27-22 21:24

Originally Posted by SCJames [View Original Post]

MM for short.

Because its close to the Dairy District. And they Milk your Dick.

**Quacktastic** · 05-27-22 18:29

Originally Posted by AlexKx93 [View Original Post]

Lmao. Nice parody of all the try-hard posts we've seen lately.

Wait. You're telling me those guys didn't actually bang 12 girls a day and inseminate 800 women? I feel violated.

**AlexKx93** · 05-27-22 16:13

Originally Posted by Quacktastic [View Original Post]

So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers!

Lmao. Nice parody of all the try-hard posts we've seen lately.

**Batman6969** · 05-27-22 16:10

Originally Posted by Quacktastic [View Original Post]

So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers!

You're my hero!

**Quacktastic** · 05-27-22 14:12

So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers!

**SC James** · 05-27-22 13:28

Originally Posted by BlueSteel90 [View Original Post]

Is MM called Milk as well?

MM for short.

**Batman6969** · 05-27-22 07:59

Originally Posted by LuckyDude00 [View Original Post]

Guess I may have to pass this time. I will see how it plays out. I wonder if the the boss lady will get mad if I'm at the door at 8:30-8:45.

8:45 you won't have any problem.

**PapaChulu** · 05-27-22 05:54

Does anyone know when Vicky will be back? I haven't seen her yet, she I s definitely on my list to visit when she returns.

Thanks!

PC.

**BlueSteel90** · 05-27-22 02:15

Originally Posted by LuckyDude00 [View Original Post]

Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.

Is MM called Milk as well?

**LuckyDude00** · 05-26-22 21:10

Originally Posted by Twist [View Original Post]

My experience is they don't answer the phone or open the door until around 9 am. Maybe 5 minutes early but that is the best you will likely get. I've had them answer the phone 15 minutes early once when I was checking on the lineup but 9 am is usually it.

Guess I may have to pass this time. I will see how it plays out. I wonder if the the boss lady will get mad if I'm at the door at 8:30-8:45.

**NikeGuy23** · 05-26-22 18:40

Went to Blue Ocean again to see more of their beautiful Latinas. In comes this sexy ass Columbiana, who goes by Mia. She is so damn fine and she speaks English too. Quick massage then it's on. Funny part of the massage was her tapping my ass like they were bongos; telling me I have a nice ass LOL. First let me say there should be a law to carry hats of all sizes, not one hat fits all. I had to settle for their small hat again but oh well. We start off k9 and Mia is telling me to go slow because junior is too big. No problem. This girl's body is something to be idolized. She puts time at the gym and it's shows. Great legs, great ass, great man made breasts. I pounded away then we switched to mission. This girl was so beautiful to look at man. Of course their small hat had to come off and she finished me with a HJ. We talked a little about the gym while we cleaned up and dressed and off I went. Very hot Latina.

**RowdyReptile** · 05-26-22 14:18

You are a legend in your own mind. And why is this on the Massage Parlor Report? I guess toot your own horn.

Thanks for heads up Admin.

And thanks for your awesome report Batman!

Originally Posted by MathGuy59 [View Original Post]

I wanted to post this in the Orlando Forum:

So, I spoke with Dallas yesterday afternoon. I had not spoken with her in almost 8 years! Yes, she still has her phone number. I texted her just on a whim. I could not believe that she responded, as I thought she would have purchased a new number. So, we chatted up a bit and she definitely remembered me! I was very impressed. We exchanged a few pics. And, yes, she is as beautiful and sexy as she ever was. I nearly blew my load just looking at her hot and sexy photos. As we all know, Dallas was legendary and among the very, very, VERY best looking providers in this area. I saw over 1,000 ladies when I lived in Orlando and inseminated over 700 of them with my thick, potent, warm and salty JAG-SEED. Yes, you can read all of my reviews on my banned Thread, LOL.

Indeed, Dallas is and was always a true, loving sweetheart to speak with and to hang out with. A real GFE for the ages!!

**MathGuy59** · 05-26-22 13:37

So, I spoke with her again briefly today and I wanted to update her biographical profile. Dallas now owns and operates a gorgeous Spa in the Orlando / Casselberry / Maitland / Winter Park area. Dallas is a fully licensed beauty professional who is doing very well. Her Spa does waxing, hair, eyebrows, nails, as well as massage.

Dallas is retired from the "game" and we should all wish her the absolute best of success.

MG59.