General Reports

[DrPornDawger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VppLkcCpdo0

I hope you guys can listen to the lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7SNAg2ials

[MaximusKahn]

I guess when you can have it at the snap of your fingers or the crack of your wallet you lose appreciation for fine tight pussy.

This is what happens when getting something is too easy. It loses it's value.

This also happens when you're getting it too often. Other things start to look like they would be more exciting to do.

Like the guy who fucks the Unicorn 1000 times, eventually he's telling his friends it is no big deal. Soon after that he looking for "different" pussy or just decides to do something else.

It would be interesting to see how they talked about if they were not able to get it on command.

[Member #7047]

Weed has never let me down, whereas some of these escorts are straight up regrettable.

Football? Fishing? Weed? Over a hot chick with a tight pussy? Come on guys, I thought you were hornier that that. LOL.

Mr MuffMan.

[RChangDatyKing]

Football? Fishing? Weed? Over a hot chick with a tight pussy? Come on guys, I thought you were hornier that that. LOL.

Mr MuffMan.

What's up Mr. Muffman!

I'm talking about a real football game, not on TV. I dated a girl in college who was a cheerleader in HS so when we get together she always bring her cheer outfits. Cheerleaders always get me horny so it's a win, win for the date I see after a football game. LOL.

The thrill of the hunt and landing a nice size tuna gets my adrenaline going. The date I see after a fishing trip gets to experience some of that remaining adrenaline during love making. It's a win, win for the both of us. Plus who does not love fresh tuna. LOL.

No weed for me brother! Pussy wins all the time if I had to pick between the two.

[Mr MuffMan]

I've been unemployed, sabbatical, for about 6 months now. Income is minimal and with just a little left over to spend on extras (weed and women) I'm often forced to choose between weed or pussy. Weed usually wins out because it brings pleasure for a far longer period of time than a shag with an escort or AMP. $100 of weed for me and I'm high all week. $100 qv pussy and I'm buzzed for an hour or two. Time for my Sunday morning wake and bake.

Quoting the infamous song lyrics of Afroman:

I was going to make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I'm serious).

I was going to eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high.

Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I.

Know why (turn this shit off, ha ha ha).

'Cause I got high.

Because I got high.

Because I got high.

For ME, pussy (ies) wins every time over weed.

Now if you said a football game or pussy that might be a tie.

A UFC event, 3-days fishing trip or pussy, UFC and fishing trip might take a slight edge over pussy. LOL.

Football? Fishing? Weed? Over a hot chick with a tight pussy? Come on guys, I thought you were hornier that that. LOL.

Mr MuffMan.

[MaximusKahn]

Along with what you wrote I think in the professional provider world there are a few types of unicorns to consider.

The one you find and think it's a secret.

The one a few people know about, which is sort of a secret.

The one everyone knows about, and like to pretend it's a secret. Mina from VIP would be a fine example of this.

Of course we all cherish the unicorns we find in our private life, we either marry them, enjoy them as a girlfriend, fuck buddy, or mistress, or kick ourselves in the ass for letting them get away.

1) The ones who will give you for free what other men have to pay for; and.

2) The ones who will give you what other men cannot even buy.

Don't tell anyone about the second kind, not even your buddies on here. Pussy is stronger than any online friendship!

[ADwightSchrute]

For ME, pussy (ies) wins every time over weed.

Now if you said a football game or pussy that might be a tie.

A UFC event, 3-days fishing trip or pussy, UFC and fishing trip might take a slight edge over pussy. LOL.

Have why'all tried a track day / event?

[RexLexNex]

For ME, pussy (ies) wins every time over weed.

Now if you said a football game or pussy that might be a tie.

A UFC event, 3-days fishing trip or pussy, UFC and fishing trip might take a slight edge over pussy. LOL.

Nothing beats fresh tuna.

[RChangDatyKing]

I've been unemployed, sabbatical, for about 6 months now. Income is minimal and with just a little left over to spend on extras (weed and women) I'm often forced to choose between weed or pussy. Weed usually wins out because it brings pleasure for a far longer period of time than a shag with an escort or AMP. $100 of weed for me and I'm high all week. $100 qv pussy and I'm buzzed for an hour or two. Time for my Sunday morning wake and bake.

Quoting the infamous song lyrics of Afroman:

I was going to make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I'm serious).

I was going to eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high.

Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I.

Know why (turn this shit off, ha ha ha).

'Cause I got high.

Because I got high.

Because I got high.

For ME, pussy (ies) wins every time over weed.

Now if you said a football game or pussy that might be a tie.

A UFC event, 3-days fishing trip or pussy, UFC and fishing trip might take a slight edge over pussy. LOL.

[Member #7047]

I've been unemployed, sabbatical, for about 6 months now. Income is minimal and with just a little left over to spend on extras (weed and women) I'm often forced to choose between weed or pussy. Weed usually wins out because it brings pleasure for a far longer period of time than a shag with an escort or AMP. $100 of weed for me and I'm high all week. $100 qv pussy and I'm buzzed for an hour or two. Time for my Sunday morning wake and bake.

Quoting the infamous song lyrics of Afroman:

I was going to make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I'm serious).

I was going to eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high.

Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I.

Know why (turn this shit off, ha ha ha).

'Cause I got high.

Because I got high.

Because I got high.

[ADwightSchrute]

"This is the way".

Mando reference.

1) The ones who will give you for free what other men have to pay for; and.

2) The ones who will give you what other men cannot even buy.

Don't tell anyone about the second kind, not even your buddies on here. Pussy is stronger than any online friendship!

[Waylay]

1) The ones who will give you for free what other men have to pay for; and.

2) The ones who will give you what other men cannot even buy.

Don't tell anyone about the second kind, not even your buddies on here. Pussy is stronger than any online friendship!

[MaximusKahn]

When You Finally Get Your Favorite One-hour massage AMP Provider to offer FS to You.

Once you formed that trusting bond with one of your favorite AMP providers and she opens her menu for you be sure you reward her trust. Remember she is discrete with your activities; you should be discrete with hers.

Be sure to keep her secret from her fellow Providers and the MMS. Assume FS is not normal or allowed, and, if the wrong people find out, it can get her fired in a heartbeat, or worse.

When having fun be quiet, sex can be uniquely noisy where anyone and everyone who hears it, knows what's going on. When it's not a FS place and you don't hear other mongers going at it, always assume you have to be very quiet. Her putting her finger up to her lips, like "shhhhhh" should be a clue.

Bring condoms, and be prepared to take the trash with you to be disposed of off premises. Do your part to help her out and leave no evidence left at the Spa.

Pay attention to her lead with public displays of affection. If she doesn't kiss or hug you anywhere except in the room, don't try to hug or kiss her where others might see. Especially true if she walks you to the door and doesn't initiate any physical contact. Just smile and say good bye without any contact.

Make sure the monger you tell about her is cool and trustworthy.

A great breakdown indeed thank you. I never really considered the difference between the FSgirls and massage, really makes you reconsider some things. I also go for the massage to kind of prod and see what they're comfortable with.

[JiggyPants]

A great breakdown indeed thank you. I never really considered the difference between the FSgirls and massage, really makes you reconsider some things. I also go for the massage to kind of prod and see what they're comfortable with.

Thanks King.

Patience and many repeat visits. It took me almost 18 months with one, after seeing her on and off and letting her know I was attracted to her. I didn't see her as a regular like with some, maybe once every few months until she became more comfortable. She had a boyfriend, got engaged, and started opening up her menu after she took a break / broke up with him. I don't think he was providing what she needed sexually and he didn't want her to do massages. NonFS spa girls also have more to lose and don't want to be known as "famous" to their bosses and coworkers when they open their menu for mongers and they write reviews about them after getting extras. They are call famous because their names and the spas they work at are on review sites. LOL. The girls then have to change spas or their name to avoid all the appointment requests. NonFS Spa girls do not want to be reviewed for this main reason.

From my experience, less "tactics" are required with independents. They are their own boss so they can make their own hours, able to meet for lunches, dinners, and upgrades can easily come with repeat visits and or $$.

For me the thrill is to find these unicorns at nonFS spas. I rotate between my top 10-15 spas and go to two spas per week. Also sex with these ladies can be so much more intense because they are enjoying and wanting the love making session as much as I do. Their moans are more real and there are less acting, I think. LOL. There is never a rush. Sometimes I have a full hour of love making, sometimes 30 minutes depending on how the ladies respond to my massages. Yes, I always start by giving the ladies a massage. When they start spreading their legs, grabbing and stroking junior, rubbing my legs (yes, just like what we do to them. LOL), then I respond to those clues.

Patience and time. I repeat often and quickly with someone I'm attracted to. If they don't reciprocate or respond playfully after 3-5 visits, then I move on, or try again after several months. The initial cost may be pricey to "win them over" but the rewards is worth it for me.

[MaximusKahn]

A lifestyle club like Thads is not for everyone.

Lifestyle clubs are not always what outsiders think. It's not necessarily going to be a wild orgy with everyone doing everyone, nor is it generally an event with women just being there for any man who wants her. These things "can" happen, but generally it's not like that and I've never seen either of these things occur at Thads. Usually it is a social event where sex might happen. Might being the operative word.

Thads is not necessarily there for the single guys, but it is one of the very few Lifestyle clubs that will allow single men to come in. And men are allowed in regularly not just on special nights. Naturally they allow single women to attend almost freely but that should not surprise anyone.

The lifestyle really focuses on couples but singles are involved too and that is pretty cool. It also includes the kinky and those who like to sexually explore, but in the heterosexual world it is about couples who like to have sex with other people beyond their relationship. Singles are invited, but almost always in a controlled way. And this is because single men who don't understand the lifestyle and its rules, or have limited or offensive social skills, or have ego issues, can be a problem.

Swinger couples usually want to find another swinger couple they can connect with and explore sex. This usually comes about after getting to know each other. Couples can be very selective with their playmates and in reality spend time getting to know each other before any action is offered. How quickly that happens is up to the couples.

Couples who do like mfm action or gang bangs are part of the swinger lifestyle, but every woman who is a swinger may not be into either of those activities. A single man being invited to join such fun should be courteous and show appreciation. Generally speaking, in such cases it's about the woman's pleasure, and in the swinger world the woman has the final say to anything.

Quite often her man, is very near by making sure any guys who get out of hand are reeled in quickly. How rough, or kinky they want it will be communicated as the event unfolds. Learn to start slow and easy and see where it can go from there. Obey instructions and do as you are told. Expect to wear a condom. Safe sex is a strong theme at Thads. If you prefer a special type or size bring your own hats.

Single guys should be aware that the guy sharing his women might want some of them too. So if gay or bi action really freaks you out, it might be a good idea to be cautious about mfm, and gang bangs offers. Nobody gives something away for free. The single guy can always say "no thank you" but expect to leave the situation if you do. I've mainly seen straight Hetero action, but you never know what can happen in a sex club.

Thads has a unique format that tips the game in favor of the women. Men must be naked all the time, so you won't be hiding anything, while the women can wear anything or nothing depending on her choice. Any guy who's insecure about his age, fitness, or southern dimensions may not want to go because there could be on any giving night some well hung young studs roaming around very eager to please the women. Thads offers Military and student discounts to bring in the eye candy and boy toys for the women. From what I've seen, these inked up young studs do get chosen for the rodeo quite often.

Now and then some young women do show up, but it is more realistic to expect older couples. In fact, older people in general are more common in the lifestyle. Some will be in good shape, some will not. There are some younger sexy couples who show up, but that all depend on if you are there when they are. As far as attendance, it all depends on the night. It could be awesome, or it could be a boring bust.

On any given night, expect to see way more naked men than women, some old, some young. Again if you are weirded out being around a bunch of naked horny guys, all trying to get some pussy, Thads may not be for you.

If you have a bit of nudist, and swinger in you, it can be great place to exercise your libido. You may get some great sex, or you just may get to talk to some new friends. And anything in between can happen. It all depends on who's there and how well you connect with them. You will meet all kinds. And each will have their own way of being in the life style.

Be friendly and approachable. And I mean be friendly to "everyone," the bartenders, the ugly fat women you'd never think of being with, the old couple who looks a million years old, and especially the men whose lady you're hoping to get. Don't just to charm the women you want to seduce, be sure to chat up her man too. If both of them like you, there is a better chance you'll get somewhere with them. And if you want to fuck his woman it's very respectful to acknowledge him with a sincere conversation. Even be friendly to the naked guys all around you. People want this to be a fun, comfortable, and safe environment to get freaky. Assholes, are noticed, and are not appreciated.

This is a social event, treat it as such. Laid back and relaxed works well. If you act like you're only there to fuck somebody's woman, it will show and very likely kill your chances of fucking anyone but Rosy Palm. Don't follow, tail gate, stalk, or be creepy, if you do, you'll be noticed and not have good results.

Be aware that if you are friendly to everyone, there might be that large girl who is taking a liking to you and makes you an offer, or a very old couple who asks you to join them. If you are not going to be with her or joining them, be very kind about how you reject them. My thing is as you are being friendly, if you notice them hinting of some action, before they officially ask, excuse yourself to the bar or bathroom and then avoid them so you don't have to openly reject their offer. People mill and move around all the time. Very likely they'll get the hint you're not interested because you didn't return, but it will save them the feeling of being rejected after they went out on a limb to offer. Especially for the large girl. Women take rejection more to heart and there is no need to hurt her feelings. If you want to do it, accept their offer and see what comes of it.

There is a lot of open space where wild things can happen, but Thads does have rooms where doors lock for privacy. Respect a closed door, if people want you in the room the door will be open. There is also a couple's area for couples only. No single guys are allowed and there is often a guard to be sure the jerks who don't respect that won't be able to walk in. Horny desperate single guys lurking about, or being pushy can be very uncomfortable for couples so this is a safe area just for them.

If you want to be in the couple's area, bring a woman with you, or better yet, seduce one at Thads who will go in there with you. Sometimes you can even just ask a female there if she'll go with you to show you the couples area. Never know till you ask.

The best way to get to play with a couple is to come with your own female. Girlfriend, wife, fuck buddy, or even a female who will just come with you. This puts you way ahead of the single guys trolling around hoping to be noticed. And if she's into swinging or swapping all the better for everyone!

Always ask for permission before you do anything. If you get permission enjoy it, if you get rejected, take it like an adult and politely leave the situation. Any time you are told no, it is no, and if you are told to back off, just back off without issue. Spoiled childish tantrums never succeed in this environment. If you do get invited, be a giver and not a taker. Work for their enjoyment, and follow the rules they set. This reinforces their choice for selecting you. Suddenly becoming dominant, abusive, or some other undesirable ass and you will find out the event goes south and you're out.

Should you be in a mfm, a mmfmm, or a gang bang, recognize that you are one of many, expect to share. Take turns like an adult, becoming the guy who takes over will likely have negative consequences.

Best rule to follow. Since you are the invited guest, it is best to be a good guest, and make them happy they invited you. Always compliment her, and thank both of them.

Thads isn't for everyone, as everyone doesn't have a swinger's mind set. Rewards for going to Thads are not guaranteed.

If you expect to get sex because you paid, don't go.

If you think it will be one big awesome orgy, don't go.

If you expect to see a bunch of horny young spinners waiting for your cock, don't go.

If you expect getting sex to be easy and freely handed to you, don't go.

If talking and being friendly is too much of a burden, don't go.

If being naked around naked horny men, isn't for you, don't go.

If you expect everyone to be Hollywood beautiful, don't go.

If old naked people, or large people gross you out, don't go.

If you spend the whole night, don't get laid and will feel it was a waste of time, don't go.

Go if you want to meet new people with a very open attitude about sex and see what it is all about. Who knows if you handle yourself right, and are there on the right night, it might be the best experience of your life.

I'm just a naturalist, nudist, swinger, exhibitionist, extraverted hobbyist who likes Thads, so I want you to enjoy it if you decide to go. Oh, and, bring your girlfriend I'll have something for her.