General Reports

[RChangDatyKing]

I appreciate the wisdom fellas. I guess I'm more interested in how you break down the wall of an AMP chick to get her on the side. I have the income to be kinda reckless haha but I seem to have a solid track record in converting independent gals to go on dates, or bare FS when I'm there for a massage. But the parlor is a different thrill and challenge.

Same tactics aren't working on the AMP girls. But I will be the first to admit I never know who the mms is so it's hard to build a rapport unless a girl is local and I know it. I'm newish to the game lots to learn.

Patience and many repeat visits. It took me almost 18 months with one, after seeing her on and off and letting her know I was attracted to her. I didn't see her as a regular like with some, maybe once every few months until she became more comfortable. She had a boyfriend, got engaged, and started opening up her menu after she took a break / broke up with him. I don't think he was providing what she needed sexually and he didn't want her to do massages. NonFS spa girls also have more to lose and don't want to be known as "famous" to their bosses and coworkers when they open their menu for mongers and they write reviews about them after getting extras. They are call famous because their names and the spas they work at are on review sites. LOL. The girls then have to change spas or their name to avoid all the appointment requests. NonFS Spa girls do not want to be reviewed for this main reason.

From my experience, less "tactics" are required with independents. They are their own boss so they can make their own hours, able to meet for lunches, dinners, and upgrades can easily come with repeat visits and or $$.

For me the thrill is to find these unicorns at nonFS spas. I rotate between my top 10-15 spas and go to two spas per week. Also sex with these ladies can be so much more intense because they are enjoying and wanting the love making session as much as I do. Their moans are more real and there are less acting, I think. LOL. There is never a rush. Sometimes I have a full hour of love making, sometimes 30 minutes depending on how the ladies respond to my massages. Yes, I always start by giving the ladies a massage. When they start spreading their legs, grabbing and stroking junior, rubbing my legs (yes, just like what we do to them. LOL), then I respond to those clues.

Patience and time. I repeat often and quickly with someone I'm attracted to. If they don't reciprocate or respond playfully after 3-5 visits, then I move on, or try again after several months. The initial cost may be pricey to "win them over" but the rewards is worth it for me.

[UncleSammy96]

Wow. This is invaluable step by step. Can't wait to get working with this technique. Thanks, Doc!

I'd like to share what I saw on another board.

I too see myself as DATY connoisseur and love it when I can get the women to squirt all over my face and convulse (as some of you might have had TAZ, she can do it on her on) multiple times and the bed is soaked, not with pee.

RCDK is the king of it and might chime in.

From another user K-.

Going Down? (tutorial).

I consider myself a lover of oral and like many of the posters here. Getting a great blow job is one of the best feelings in the world, so loving, so relaxing, such a nice feeling to receive such pleasure. That being said, there is nothing I like better than going down on a sexy girl.

I love love love getting girls off, and I think the fact that I have been in several LTRs has really helped me gather some pretty good tricks of the trade.

{smile}

First of all, I tease a girl to death before I go NEAR her clit. I repeat, stay away form the clit! Focus on her tits, neck, ears, stomach, illicit crest, I use my hands as well as my mouth I love that nook where the leg meets the vagina absolutely sexy! Much like the neck. I lick and suck gently not eagerly but teasingly, all around her vagina, explore the folds, the hole (with your tongue only at this point) run your tongue down to her knee and back up around the belly button. Spending even a small time teasing will save you time in the end. DO NOT seem anxious or in a hurry no matter how excited you are. You'll know that you really have them going when they are arching and trying to grind the air before you even touch their clit.

Once I do begin to lick their pussy I start with soft wet long licks from top to bottom, focusing more on the clit as I go along, softly, slowly, circling. It took me a long time to realize that being patient will save you so much work. Try not to "flick" or "smack" her clit or vagina, from my experience it is more annoying than anything. I alternate between touching her with my tongue only and using my whole mouth and lips to suck, the variety is key.

If you're doing this right her clit should begin to get harder and poke out a bit, I test her sensitivity by sucking lightly and judging her reaction. Once I have her preference figured out I begin to tease her with my fingers. If you can't tell what she likes, freaking ask her if it feels good or not! Don't be a dumbass and assume!

Now for the fingers.

There is the most special spot right inside the hole on the top. I know you're thinking it's the g-spot which is a little further inside and is kind of rough and spongy. No, I'm talking about the really smooth part at the very opening, it's really small and soft an sensitive and perfect for teasing. Since I have discovered this spot every girl since then has commented that I knew where it was. I play with it by rubbing it and applying pressure until she is trying to fuck my finger deeper inside her, again teasing her until she needs it. Once I have her practically begging to be penetrated, I slide my finger deep and hold it there, letting her fuck my hand. As a side note, I only use one finger, if you get the girl excited enough one finger is all you need, plus it will make your dick feel even bigger once you fuck her and yes I am fucking that tight hole when I am done making you cum with my mouth.

I insert my finger all the way, mind you I am still using my tongue on her clit and surrounding area, alternating speed and pressure based on her reactions. I begin to finger her slowly and using rythem, gauging her response. If you are doing everything right, you will feel her pussy begin to get puffy and full especially on the top near the opening. Viola! The G-Spot is coming to life! Angle your finger to apply pressure to this area, it IS NOT about the in and out! It's about the pressure. Sometimes I keep my fingers stiff and still and let her grind her G-Spot on my finger, amazing orgasms this way! Especially if she can stand having her clit sucked.

Once you have her at this point, she is all yours, you have her right where you want her, alternate sucking and licking her clit while you massage her g spot, again, make her want it, beg for it, be patient not aggressive. When she cums do not stop, let her finish which can take longer than you think. When she done, simply start over. Light touches and licks and stay away from the clit until she is ready. If she is anything like the girls I've been with, you could make her cum again and again, and the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th orgasms are much easier to make happen.

Have fun!

Oh, and don't forget to tell her how much you love licking her pussy!

[DrPornDawger]

Anyone out there wanting to break the.

"That’s 2.3 girls per day"

https://www.basketballnetwork.net/ol...-girls-per-day#text=Podcast-,The%20 origin%20 of%20 Wilt%20 Chamberlain's%2020%2 C000%20 women%20 story, That's%202.3%20 girls%20 per%20 day%22&text=Wilt%20 Chamberlain%20 claimed%20 to%20 have, came%20 up%20 with%20 that%20 number.



https://www.elitedaily.com/dating/sex-world-records

1. The Longest Masturbation Session.

In 2009, Masanobu Sato won the endurance competition at the annual Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser hosted by San Francisco's Center for Sex & Culture, an event that first surfaced in the '90's to destigmatize solo sex and self-pleasure. What was Sato's time, you ask? A whopping nine hours and 33 minutes.

Today, however, Sato faces some stiff competition. According to Mel Magazine, 43-year-old Drake Hardy, a "bisexual man with a master's degree in physical sciences," is gearing up to break the world record, which has since increased to 10 hours and 10 minutes. Workin' hard or hardly workin', eh Drake?

2. The Most Orgasms In One Hour.

According to a blog post from sex toy manufacturer Lelo, doctors from the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in California once observed 134 orgasms from a single woman in one hour the most ever documented. By contrast, the record for men stands at a measly 16 orgasms in the same length of time.

Similarly, in 1966, a woman experienced the longest orgasm on record. It reportedly lasted for 45 seconds and resulted in 25 individual contractions. Sounds like she came for a good time and a long time.

3. The Oldest Pair Of Twin Sex Workers.

In 2012, Martine and Louise Fokken, then 70-year-old identical twin sisters and long-time sex workers in Amsterdam's Red Light District, released their memoirs and a documentary film about their lives entitled Meet The Fokkens, according to the BBC. The Fokken sisters are widely considered to be the oldest twin sex workers in the business, not only in Amsterdam, where prostitution is legal, but anywhere in the world. BRB, buying tickets for Sister Act 2: Fokken Me Up, coming to a theater near you.

Additional elderly escorts include a Taipei woman in her 80's nicknamed "Grandma" and Sheila Vogel-Coupe, considered to be Britain's oldest prostitute, who is now in her early 90's.

4. The Largest Natural Breasts.

One of the sex world records includes world's largest breasts, held by Annie Hawkins-Turner.

SUSANA RAMREZ.

Annie Hawkins-Turner, better known as Norma Stitz (aka enormous t*ts), is the Atlanta-based fetish model and entrepreneur who's held the Guinness world record for largest breasts since 1999. Now in her 60's, Hawkins-Turner's bra size is a 102 ZZZ and it's speculated that each breast weighs anywhere between 55 and 85 pounds. In 2011, Hawkins-Turner appeared on the UK's This Morning to speak about her experience growing up with such a prominent chest, for which she's been the victim of relentless bullying and teasing from strangers practically all her life. Of her work in the fetish industry, she told the show's hosts, "I've shown people that big is beautiful and you can be sexy in your own way. " Team Norma forever.

5. Most Sexual Partners In A 24-Hour Period.

The holder of this record is widely considered to be porn star Lisa Sparks (also known as Lisa Sparxxx), who at an event in Warsaw, Poland reportedly had sex with 919 individual men back-to-back within a period of 24 hours. No one seems to have been able to out-bang Sparxxx since that fateful day in 2004, so she remains the reigning champ. And frankly, it's a tall order there's not enough lube in the entire solar system to keep the chafing from 900+ partners at bay. We salute you and your steel vagina, Ms. Sparxxx.

6. The Oldest Male Pornstar.

At 60, Tokyo-born Shigeo Tokuda retired from his desk job as a travel agent and took up something a little more stimulating: Porn. Now well into his 80's, Tokuda has starred in more than 350 adult films and is widely considered the "undisputed king of Japanese mature porn. " Flex, king.

7. The Oldest Virgin.

In 2011, UK-born secretary Clara Meadmore died a proud virgin just before turning 108. During a public celebration of her 107th birthday, Meadmore reportedly told the press that the key to her longevity was her abstinence. To Meadmore, sex and intimate relationships seemed like "a lot of hassle. " Maybe she was onto something. *texts ex*.

8. The Biggest Collection of Penises.

If you've got a yen for general erotic art, The World Erotic Art Museum, located in Miami Beach, has thousands of works for you to browse. But if you're looking specifically for a collection of more than 200 penises, you're going to need to head to the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland. You'll see whale penises, you'll see fox penises, you'll see penises belonging to characters from Icelandic folklore. This is your one-stop phallus shop. Bring your own condoms.

9. The Largest Orgy.

The world record for the largest orgy was broken back in 2006 when 500 naked, writhing bodies came together (in more ways than one) for a sex session in Japan. Since then, the record-holders have proven difficult to de-throne. According to Men's Health, "Menage Life's Sin City 8 sex festival endeavored to hold the world's largest orgy" in 2018, but logistical difficulties resulted in a sub-par total of 375 people. Better luck next time.

10. The Longest Marriage (Who Really Cares about this).

Warning: Painfully sweet content ahead! Zelmyra Fisher, born in 1907, and her husband Herbert Fisher, born in 1905, sealed the deal on May 13,1924 in North Carolina and remained married until Fisher's death in 2015. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the two had been married 86 years, 9 months, and 16 days as of February 27,2011. Mawwiage indeed!

11. Most Queefs In 30 Seconds.

For those who are less literate in yonic expulsions, a queef is a form of vaginal flatulence, usually accompanied by a fart sound, that escapes the vagina when built-up air pressure is released, especially after or during sex.

In 2009, Howard Stern held a queefing championship, and the results seem to defy all logic and scientific principles. Abby, the winner, reportedly let 93 queefs rip in just one minute for an average of three per second. Truly, an amazing feat. All hail Chief Queef.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeJxu-1bzgM

Not bad looking either.

12. The Strongest Vagina.

Also in 2009 (such a cursed year), Russian gymnast Tatyana Kozhevnikova reportedly lifted a 31-pound kettlebell using nothing but the strength of her vagina. My kegels could never.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/fe...kg-vagina.html

13. The Largest Penis.

There's a bit of a dispute about who is the true holder of this coveted record. For many years, New Yorker Jonah Falcon was considered to have the world's largest penis, clocking in at 9. 5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect. However, in recent years, a challenger from Mexico has come forth named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims to be the proud owner of a 19-incher. Go long, boys.

FAke?

https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news...size-disabled/

14. World's Longest Kiss.

According to Guinness, the longest kiss on record lasted a staggering 58 hours, 35 minutes, and 58 seconds. The love birds in question? Thailand's own Ekkachai Tiranarat and Laksana Tiranarat. They completed the smooch at an event organized by Ripley's Believe It or Not! In Pattaya, Thailand in 2013. Talk about a marathon makeout sesh.

15. Longest Ejaculation By Distance.

The official number on record is 18 feet, 9 inches, reportedly spewed from an American man by the name of Horst Schultz. However, according to a recent Mel Magazine article, these numbers are completely unsubstantiated. It's not even clear if this Horst Schultz character is a real person or just an urban legend an Abominable Sperm-man, if you will.

Whether or not he and his record are legit, the lore of Schultz's ejaculate has inspired one anonymous 35-year-old North Hollywood man to shoot for the stars or at least the other side of the room. The man, whom Mel Magazine called "Matthew," is nothing if not dedicated to his craft. His training has whipped his pelvic floor into "prime shape," through "various exercises. " He's also employed "electrical muscle stimulation machines that work via anal probe. " To date, Matthew has passed the 5-foot mark with his sperm. When he reaches six, he reportedly plans to contact the Guinness Book of World Records to finally set the record straight. Far out, dude.

16. Greatest Speed Of Ejaculation.

This is another record reportedly held by Mr. Schultz, of ejaculation legend. If the numbers are correct, Schultz is responsible for a jet stream of semen traveling at 42.7 miles per hour. Sir, we're going to need to see some license and registration, please.

From octogenarian prostitutes to heavy-lifting vaginas, there's no shortage of amazing things we can do with our bodies. Clearly, that old saying is true: Everybody really is good at something even if your special talent is rocketing your semen into space.

This article was originally published on 03.26. 17.

[DrPornDawger]

Weak Sperm.

Plus I pulled out of her.

I don't want no kids coming back to me for child support.

https://www.wbur.org/onlyagame/2015/03/07/wilt-chamberlain-son-aaron-levi#:~:text=Though%20he%20maintained%20in%20his,had%20not%20fathered%20any%20children.

[Jaguar300ZX]

I got a surprising text from her,
didn't remember I gave her the number.
She said drum roll. Not pregnant.

Weak Sperm.

[DRaj123]

I guess I was just looking for validity, and an ego boost.

Wish it happened to me more often. LOL.

Used to have a sb in sd.

She would always text me praising me and the chemistry between us.

It was a good ego booster.

I'd always pay her for dates.

I paid many times and she was happy and so was I.

One day I told her. Per you we have good chemistry and I am pretty good in bed and you love my company. So why don't you spend some time like always but with no money I asked only 1 date with no money involved.

She never replied back 😀.

[DrPornDawger]

Yes you were seduced, yes you were used for pleasure. Not sure what the problem is here, but I'd say lucky you.

And lets not forget you seduced her with your magnificent dance moves, and used her for pleasure too.

Sounds like a great arrangement to me.

I guess I was just looking for validity, and an ego boost.

Wish it happened to me more often. LOL.

[DrPornDawger]

You recalled the entire affair in great detail, so you weren't 'Black-Out' drunk.

And no one screamed 'Rape'.

So, I'd say that it was just two Consenting Adults enjoying each other's company (in the Biblical Sense).

I'm guessing we will hear the next chapter of How I met your Mother in 9-months from now, Dr. PornDaddy.

I got a surprising text from her, didn't remember I gave her the number.

She said drum roll.

Not pregnant.

[MaximusKahn]

Was I taken advantage of or seduced?


Was I used for pleasure?

Yes you were seduced, yes you were used for pleasure. Not sure what the problem is here, but I'd say lucky you.

And lets not forget you seduced her with your magnificent dance moves, and used her for pleasure too.

Sounds like a great arrangement to me.

[Jaguar300ZX]

One thing led to another and we ended up in the back of my car.
(I asked if I can touch them, she said yes, and then suckled on those pretty nips).
She unzipped my pants, luckily I wasn't too funky down there after all that dancing. Went down on me, and in turn I remember going under her dress and sliding her panties off.
I passed out after the intense romp and she cuddled with me until it was time for us to go.
Just intense sex. Wow did it sober me up.
And that was that. Never saw her again. Was I used for pleasure?

You recalled the entire affair in great detail, so you weren't 'Black-Out' drunk.

And no one screamed 'Rape'.

So, I'd say that it was just two Consenting Adults enjoying each other's company (in the Biblical Sense).

I'm guessing we will hear the next chapter of ‘How I met your Mother’ in 9-months from now, Dr. PornDaddy.

[Pete The Great]

Pick up a side hustle to fund your "fun" expenses.

Drive Uber or Lyft. Or do Door Dash or Uber Eats. Make a few extra bucks to help fund the hobby, plus perfect excuse to get out of the house and away from the Old Hag for a few hours.

[DrPornDawger]

Was I taken advantage of or seduced?

Here's the situation.

Went to a ballroom dance party with my woman friend who I admire and feel very attracted to in New York. I know she likes me as a friend (the infamous friend zone). I got the courage to discuss with her about our relationship and would like to see if we become more than friends.

Politely she was clear that it wasn't going anywhere and I respected that. (Heart breaking) Our flight was later that night, but she encouraged me to stay and have fun.

Back to the party dancing with different women and (I don't want to brag, I'm a pretty good dancer) and lots of women wanted to dance with me especially one lady who kept asking me to dance.

I felt down and I was drinking with my friends, even when my dancing was not in tune and I've turned down some great dances, that certain lady kept asking me throughout the night.

As the party ended and the music stopped, I found myself too drunk to drive my car. I told my roommates that I will walk around a bit to get sober and be able to drive. As I'm walking about and enjoying the people pass by, that specific woman that was pursuing me all night came over. We started to make small talk and I told her I'm trying to sober up a bit before I drive.

She knew that I was drunk and chatted with me, probably to help me get sober.

What I remember was she was asking me questions and it went to the path of the sexual nature and flirtatiousness, of course I flirted back, why not.

She asked me," want to see my boobs. " Who would dare say no to an attractive woman (well nowadays we all have to be careful).

Heck of course I would and she exposed them right there in public. (There was hardly anyone around).

One thing led to another and we ended up in the back of my car. (I asked if I can touch them, she said yes, and then suckled on those pretty nips).

She unzipped my pants, luckily I wasn't too funky down there after all that dancing. Went down on me, and in turn I remember going under her dress and sliding her panties off.

I passed out after the intense romp and she cuddled with me until it was time for us to go.

Just intense sex. Wow did it sober me up.

And that was that. Never saw her again.

Was I used for pleasure?

[DrPornDawger]

Like everyone else has said focus on your career / job. Minimize where you can, less take out, less Starbucks coffee, subscriptions to Netflix, Spotify, etc. Cook at home more often, then meal prep, buy in bulk, coupon what you can. There is no shame in saving money. Also picking up an extra shift of OT so you can play is always nice. Pick up a side hustle to fund your "fun" expenses. If you prioritize having this hobbie then you could make an excel sheet to see where your budget is going monthly (I know if you google excel finance sheet it'll give free) and what funds you can allocate. I myself will sometimes go 2-3 times in a month or skip a month and make it up the next month. It really depends, I skipped part of April as uncle Sam has me owing him a significant amount. I make sure all my bills and obligations are handled before I budget a visit and look for intel from fellow members on whom I should spend my money and time with. This hobby is expensive and comes with risk. Take everyone's advice with a grain of salt and only do what you feel comfortable doing, I. E. "stay in your lane. " If you can only budget once a month then that's it until you can find more income. Hope this helps and it doesn't offend you or any fellow mongers.

This hobby like any hobby is quite expensive.

Heck I was going out on the traditional date during the normal times (not the pandemic). Dinner and dancing (nightclubs) $60-200 meals and drinks, sometimes a ball game, theatre play or concert (upto $1000 depends if I get a deal on tickets). And that's just the date, no frigging action. Usually takes about 3-5 dates. Costing to about $3000+ to get some action.

With the escorts or AMPs 140-200/ hhr or 120-400+/ hr. Some have reported 1 k+/ hr. (The ones with deep pockets). You can also watch the 60 min australian version.

https://youtu.be/xQF7RDSjQYQ

Golf, video games, or just plain traveling is expensive.

I know a guy, again before the pandemic, he would spend 3-4 months in Thailand, he works remote and a software engineer. Another guy lives and works in Argentina, comes to the states as a vacation, probably just to check in. Or even fly to the Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam.

I agree with everyone, budget what you can and live on. I do get envious with others who can play more than I can, but I live vicariously through their stories.

The most inexpensive way is:

I use the imagination reading their adventures, pretend to be in their shoes and wank off.

Just like the MasterCard commercial.

Priceless and one big round number: 0 cost.

[ADwightSchrute]

Geez I need to get to get on this level. Just curious- what is your weekly fun budget? I've gotten a few numbers from spa girls and had much better success with independent girls. With all the turnover how do you maintain those connections? You mainly sticking to the gals that stay local?

Like everyone else has said focus on your career / job. Minimize where you can, less take out, less Starbucks coffee, subscriptions to Netflix, Spotify, etc. Cook at home more often, then meal prep, buy in bulk, coupon what you can. There is no shame in saving money. Also picking up an extra shift of OT so you can play is always nice. Pick up a side hustle to fund your "fun" expenses. If you prioritize having this hobbie then you could make an excel sheet to see where your budget is going monthly (I know if you google excel finance sheet it'll give free) and what funds you can allocate. I myself will sometimes go 2-3 times in a month or skip a month and make it up the next month. It really depends, I skipped part of April as uncle Sam has me owing him a significant amount. I make sure all my bills and obligations are handled before I budget a visit and look for intel from fellow members on whom I should spend my money and time with. This hobby is expensive and comes with risk. Take everyone's advice with a grain of salt and only do what you feel comfortable doing, I. E. "stay in your lane. " If you can only budget once a month then that's it until you can find more income. Hope this helps and it doesn't offend you or any fellow mongers.

[RChangDatyKing]

Agreed with RCDY.

I started taking my own lunches to work. I buy some tea bags and use my keurig at home for some hot water + tea / coffee. The money you save will add up. Also, If I'm feeling for a SDAG special then I'll work a per diem shift to make up for it.

This hobby can definitely be addictive especially when there are great talents in our city, but it should never set us back or make us go into debt. Paying for the house fees ahead of time (buying the 10 massage offers) when I have the funds has helped with how I managed my hobbying. Because my HF is already covered, tipping $150-$200 per week is doable for me. Yes, some months I'll need the additional $1,000 to keep my HF current and get the package.

Yes, going to / using SDAG, FEC and FS spas is when I want to treat myself from my "normal. " But I am selective and will only see my ATFs when they are in town. I'm not TOFTT as much as I used to when I first started hobbying.