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**Dandc07** · 04-22-22 05:44

Originally Posted by ShootAndRoll [View Original Post]

Monica is great, friendly, welcoming, attractive, no gag reflex, lots of great reviews. I'm just curious about your comment above. In your past dreams Did you drop four roses (on the dresser? I might be one of the people who talked / helped Monica about her photos, The color of light, what men look for.

What makes you think that I would have given 4 roses for Monica? Where is that coming from?

All I was saying is others on the boards here do nothing but complain about providers rates.

**Metloaf** · 04-21-22 19:18

Originally Posted by Dandc07 [View Original Post]

And gas used to be 2 bucks a gallon too. That probably around the time you were paying 60 bucks huh?

Everything else in the world costs more but you want pussy for free. Only way that'll happen is if you suddenly become 1) good looking, 2) stupid rich, 3) get hitched (steep price to pay for some pussy though).

I don't know anybody personally on the board. But me myself have a bag but wouldn't go got and buy a 170 k bottom line Bentley just to say I have a Bentley when I can spend that on top of the line Benz and feel just as good. Know looks, I only see that in females. All dudes ugly to me. And have no issues in looks department. But pussy is pussy. Techniques and oral skills is why I monger. I've had dime pieces that couldn't suck a good dick if winning a million dollars depended on it. Big phat ass that only take a dick half way in before crying it hurts. We all out here for different reasons. And since gas up we in Tesla's now. Gas up because a war. All providers prices not up and the providers I deal with at the same price point or same free and even BBFS. Escort and massage ones. Alot of this mongering a waste of time and money. We chase reviews of fellow mongers like a buffet restaurant. All about sampling. Most the the users we post about, would've just threw candy at them. 10 yrs ago.

Hopefully everyone on here can write their option and we read. Agree or Disagree with the post unless it's just fake News.

**Brock Sampson** · 04-21-22 18:13

Originally Posted by Cachito123 [View Original Post]

I finally figure out how to post her photos. I hope you like them.

Checked her out about a week ago after I struck out with tall Asian Kelly. You could do a lot worse for a fallback. Joyce is one of the better values around. Not the best lay, but a true GFE. Ass did get plumper and I kinda like the little belly.

**Metloaf** · 04-21-22 17:47

Originally Posted by Cachito123 [View Original Post]

I finally figure out how to post her photos. I hope you like them.

Only seen Joyce once off Eisenhower Ave by bridge.

Nice time but weird ASF. The things she does that she believes killing germs and viruses going cause one of somebody. LOL.

She sweet and but ass wasn't plump like that back in 2016.

**Metloaf** · 04-21-22 17:43

Originally Posted by FairFight [View Original Post]

And she's real? Its weird that she has been posting awhile and never reviewed.

Phat ass maybe thicker now. Believe was on LE vacation before COVID. Last time I've seen. Mostly in front royal and casino by md / w va area. Numbers have been changing lately. Never reviewed her myself only seen once. Normally to far for me.

**FairFight** · 04-21-22 15:39

And she's real? Its weird that she has been posting awhile and never reviewed.

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Normally post in Manassas.

**OldBoomer** · 04-21-22 14:52

Originally Posted by AsssManKramer [View Original Post]

Joyce's name keeps popping up. How does one contact her? I'm interested in seeing her and helping to keep her busy. I checked this forum and other review sites, but couldn't find enough to confidently say it was the same Joyce.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-es...ton-dc-60524-5#erotic.

**Cachito123** · 04-21-22 14:02

I finally figure out how to post her photos. I hope you like them.

**Metloaf** · 04-21-22 12:33

Originally Posted by Dandc07 [View Original Post]

Look guys, from reading your posts, you kinda seem a little whiney about Monica's rates. Or the rates she had listed when she was in Tysons.

Obviously hotels in Tyson's cost quite a bit more than the no-tel motel's in Dumfries. Literally double the cost for these ladies who decide to make the trek up to Tysons. They aren't going to absorb that cost. We are. Duh. If you don't want to pay that much, go see her when she's in Dumfies.
This is a business gentlemen. They aren't banging us for fun.

I've seen Monica many, many times. In the crappy hotels in Dumfries, in the basement in Montclair and a townhouse. The donations were always in line with location. I will say that since she has been back in the past few weeks since her little stint in county, she's put on a few lbs (which look good on her). Yes may put some stuff up her nose, but she's always been coherent every time I've seen her and she's never said no to anything I've asked for or tried to up-sell me at any time.

All in all she's my fail safe. When all else fails I know I can go see her and leave happy. Her head game is ridiculous (good) and she's got a tight little box.

Was wondering if this was a open forum. And yes everybody price point is on " to each other own". My first post was about is the ad real or a set up. She was recently in legal trouble. I walked out on a. 5 head offer. She was using heavy at the time and body showed. Big head was already playing tricks with little head. Went into hiding.

**Metloaf** · 04-21-22 12:25

Originally Posted by FairFight [View Original Post]

Her ass looks similar to the blue hair ashley in Dumfries. Is she legit?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ginia/80195458

Normally post in Manassas.

**FairFight** · 04-21-22 11:01

Her ass looks similar to the blue hair ashley in Dumfries. Is she legit?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ginia/80195458

**Member #6915** · 04-21-22 08:04

Originally Posted by Dandc07 [View Original Post]

Look guys, from reading your posts, you kinda seem a little whiney about Monica's rates. Or the rates she had listed when she was in Tysons.

Obviously hotels in Tyson's cost quite a bit more than the no-tel motel's in Dumfries. Literally double the cost for these ladies who decide to make the trek up to Tysons. They aren't going to absorb that cost. We are. Duh. If you don't want to pay that much, go see her when she's in Dumfies.
This is a business gentlemen. They aren't banging us for fun.

I've seen Monica many, many times. In the crappy hotels in Dumfries, in the basement in Montclair and a townhouse. The donations were always in line with location. I will say that since she has been back in the past few weeks since her little stint in county, she's put on a few lbs (which look good on her). Yes may put some stuff up her nose, but she's always been coherent every time I've seen her and she's never said no to anything I've asked for or tried to up-sell me at any time.

All in all she's my fail safe. When all else fails I know I can go see her and leave happy. Her head game is ridiculous (good) and she's got a tight little box.

Monica is great, friendly, welcoming, attractive, no gag reflex, lots of great reviews. I'm just curious about your comment above. In your past dreams Did you drop four roses (on the dresser? I might be one of the people who talked / helped Monica about her photos, The color of light, what men look for.

**Dandc07** · 04-20-22 23:35

Originally Posted by BenDhover [View Original Post]

Inflation is a bi*ch. I use to see Monica for $60 out of her lake ridge basement and once again at a little crackhead apt. Her demons are strong but don't let her pull the sheet over your head. 60/ qv. Make hoes cheap again.

And gas used to be 2 bucks a gallon too. That probably around the time you were paying 60 bucks huh?

Everything else in the world costs more but you want pussy for free. Only way that'll happen is if you suddenly become 1) good looking, 2) stupid rich, 3) get hitched (steep price to pay for some pussy though).

**Dandc07** · 04-20-22 22:53

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**Dandc07** · 04-20-22 21:35

Saw her a few weeks ago when Monica was not around. Needed to get in something in a pinch so rolled the dice on this one.

Went back and forth a bit, but finally linked up. Mid / low level hotel, messy room (she shares it with another girl).

She got comfortable and we got down to business. Started with some slow, thorough head, which she is very good at. If you're a tit man, you'll appreciate the size of hers.

Got up, bent her over the bed and started pounding away. Could tell she was actually getting into it, so slowed down and took my time til I filled the bag. Pussy not bad. Not too tight but not too loose. Average.

We chatted a bit after. Got the notion pretty much anything is on the menu with her if the donation is there. Standard rates.

When she was initially getting undressed, I did notice she was rocking a state provided ankle bracelet for those of you who care about those kind of things. She was totally sober and freshly showered and didn't see any signs of a monkey with her. Clearly YMMV.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...e/632558677562

P.S. - the pic of her in the white dress is slightly dated.