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[Member #6915]

Look guys, from reading your posts, you kinda seem a little whiney about Monica's rates. Or the rates she had listed when she was in Tysons.

Obviously hotels in Tyson's cost quite a bit more than the no-tel motel's in Dumfries. Literally double the cost for these ladies who decide to make the trek up to Tysons. They aren't going to absorb that cost. We are. Duh. If you don't want to pay that much, go see her when she's in Dumfies.
This is a business gentlemen. They aren't banging us for fun.

I've seen Monica many, many times. In the crappy hotels in Dumfries, in the basement in Montclair and a townhouse. The donations were always in line with location. I will say that since she has been back in the past few weeks since her little stint in county, she's put on a few lbs (which look good on her). Yes may put some stuff up her nose, but she's always been coherent every time I've seen her and she's never said no to anything I've asked for or tried to up-sell me at any time.

All in all she's my fail safe. When all else fails I know I can go see her and leave happy. Her head game is ridiculous (good) and she's got a tight little box.

Monica is great, friendly, welcoming, attractive, no gag reflex, lots of great reviews. I'm just curious about your comment above. In your past dreams Did you drop four roses (on the dresser? I might be one of the people who talked / helped Monica about her photos, The color of light, what men look for.

[Dandc07]

Inflation is a bi*ch. I use to see Monica for $60 out of her lake ridge basement and once again at a little crackhead apt. Her demons are strong but don't let her pull the sheet over your head. 60/ qv. Make hoes cheap again.

And gas used to be 2 bucks a gallon too. That probably around the time you were paying 60 bucks huh?

Everything else in the world costs more but you want pussy for free. Only way that'll happen is if you suddenly become 1) good looking, 2) stupid rich, 3) get hitched (steep price to pay for some pussy though).

[Dandc07]

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[Dandc07]

Saw her a few weeks ago when Monica was not around. Needed to get in something in a pinch so rolled the dice on this one.

Went back and forth a bit, but finally linked up. Mid / low level hotel, messy room (she shares it with another girl).

She got comfortable and we got down to business. Started with some slow, thorough head, which she is very good at. If you're a tit man, you'll appreciate the size of hers.

Got up, bent her over the bed and started pounding away. Could tell she was actually getting into it, so slowed down and took my time til I filled the bag. Pussy not bad. Not too tight but not too loose. Average.

We chatted a bit after. Got the notion pretty much anything is on the menu with her if the donation is there. Standard rates.

When she was initially getting undressed, I did notice she was rocking a state provided ankle bracelet for those of you who care about those kind of things. She was totally sober and freshly showered and didn't see any signs of a monkey with her. Clearly YMMV.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...e/632558677562

P.S. - the pic of her in the white dress is slightly dated.

[Dandc07]

Look guys, from reading your posts, you kinda seem a little whiney about Monica's rates. Or the rates she had listed when she was in Tysons.

Obviously hotels in Tyson's cost quite a bit more than the no-tel motel's in Dumfries. Literally double the cost for these ladies who decide to make the trek up to Tysons. They aren't going to absorb that cost. We are. Duh. If you don't want to pay that much, go see her when she's in Dumfies.
This is a business gentlemen. They aren't banging us for fun.

I've seen Monica many, many times. In the crappy hotels in Dumfries, in the basement in Montclair and a townhouse. The donations were always in line with location. I will say that since she has been back in the past few weeks since her little stint in county, she's put on a few lbs (which look good on her). Yes may put some stuff up her nose, but she's always been coherent every time I've seen her and she's never said no to anything I've asked for or tried to up-sell me at any time.

All in all she's my fail safe. When all else fails I know I can go see her and leave happy. Her head game is ridiculous (good) and she's got a tight little box.

[SumphknFool]

Inflation is a bi*ch. I use to see Monica for $60 out of her lake ridge basement and once again at a little crackhead apt. Her demons are strong but don't let her pull the sheet over your head. 60/ qv. Make hoes cheap again.

Right! I remember her in that basement in Montclair. Then in Dumfries she started raising her rate to 80/100. Now she took some Glamour Shots and thinks she worth 150 LOL. Going to Tysons and editing photos doesn't increase your value. Smmfh!

[Amp Forever]

The ACS advertise. I pit the wrong link on my post. The correct link is:

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/spr...scorts/2564994

There are two numbers there. I used the first one.

[BenDhover]

Thinking that price is commensurate with location.

Inflation is a bi*ch. I use to see Monica for $60 out of her lake ridge basement and once again at a little crackhead apt. Her demons are strong but don't let her pull the sheet over your head. 60/ qv. Make hoes cheap again.

[Amp Forever]

Decided to give Tina a go as her Springfield location is extremely convenient for me. She is as an Asian MILF of indeterminate age (aren't they all) with limited English skills. Her comms were quick and easy. Even though many have described the unsightly scars on her boobs, I was still a little surprised. I thought they would be horizontal under the boob (where most bad boob jobs show), but hers were vertical right up the boob making it the absolute worst boob job imaginable. But I did't send any time viewing or nursing, so it didn't really bother me. I started with and finished with BBBJ (and had her suck a lot more in the middle). It was cfs, but her real talent was DT. I spent most of my 1/2 hour deep in her throat and that's where I deposited my load. She has nice full lips and no gag reflex, so I recommend her for that talent.

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/spr...scorts/2564994

[AsssManKramer]

Joyce's name keeps popping up. How does one contact her? I'm interested in seeing her and helping to keep her busy. I checked this forum and other review sites, but couldn't find enough to confidently say it was the same Joyce.

I decided to see Joyce this afternoon. She is my favorite provider. She is honest, not a clock watcher and her rates are very fair.

She used to very skinny but know has this beautiful body that is full. Has a little tummy (very Little) but her butt is just perfect and her boobs are just perfect to have them in your mouth. My thing with her is 69. Too bad that is not longer hairy there. She decided to shaved for the many guys that like it that way. She loves to be lick as a matter of fact she will not let you go until she comes. You know when she is done because she gives this cat like sound. It is very loud. My routine is to have her come twice before I change positions. To be frank, you need to be a guy that like to be the doer. Her BJ skills are not that great and cowgirl and doggie position are not either. But if you like to be in charge and do it hard she will take everything you got. She will do greek for extra and she boast that she has done small, Medium and very large. She is very good at providing your desires.

I heard that she will also give you a massage if you do an hour.

She told me that she was not that busy. She does not advertise. So I told her that I will put some of her photos. I do photography but I did not have my gear. I just used my 10 year old iPhone. It does not really do justice to her hot body. But I promised next time I will bring my gear.

[Cachito123]

I decided to see Joyce this afternoon. She is my favorite provider. She is honest, not a clock watcher and her rates are very fair.

She used to very skinny but know has this beautiful body that is full. Has a little tummy (very Little) but her butt is just perfect and her boobs are just perfect to have them in your mouth. My thing with her is 69. Too bad that is not longer hairy there. She decided to shaved for the many guys that like it that way. She loves to be lick as a matter of fact she will not let you go until she comes. You know when she is done because she gives this cat like sound. It is very loud. My routine is to have her come twice before I change positions. To be frank, you need to be a guy that like to be the doer. Her BJ skills are not that great and cowgirl and doggie position are not either. But if you like to be in charge and do it hard she will take everything you got. She will do greek for extra and she boast that she has done small, Medium and very large. She is very good at providing your desires.

I heard that she will also give you a massage if you do an hour.

She told me that she was not that busy. She does not advertise. So I told her that I will put some of her photos. I do photography but I did not have my gear. I just used my 10 year old iPhone. It does not really do justice to her hot body. But I promised next time I will bring my gear.

[Member #6915]

Monica well known in Woodbridge.

Is posting numbers hopefully that are a joke.

I heard of the head but walked out a year ago. Seen boney back. Thought I seen a breast nipple looking at her back as she walked me through the room. But I had to leave wasn't my cup of anything

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...r/752640354505.

One of the issues with the monkey is time. The short stay provides best trade off for girls. I would rather avoid these situations. Just my experience. I have talked to Monica. She would rather do a BJ vs. The tube steak boogie. I am the complete opposite. Plus you're more likely to be rushed with a monkey on the back situation. Stay safe.

[NYCkid]

I never seen as much fake and bs ads then I've seen here in the dmv. All Asian and big booty Latina girls which is another scam. They post ads not showing there face and when you get there it's some girl 40 lbs heavier and 20 yrs old. Same crap with the Asians never the same girl in the ads. And the ones that are real have gps and almost all want some sought of an upfront fee. Kiss your money good bye with that scam. But yet some guys fall for that scam. I'll take a cold shower everyday before I get sucked into any of those bs scams. Monica in Woodbridge asking $400 for an hr yeah OK. Sorry no pussy is worth $400 an hr. Good luck.

[Member #6915]

Had a dream with Joyce yesterday. Got a 30 min appointment scheduled, easy to contact. Went to the location, did not have to wait. She cleaned her v and mouth with the mouth wash. She is GFE but with lot of mouth wash involved in everything. I can taste the mouth wash while kissing. Went down on her and then 69. She had her usual loud orgasm. She even sprayed the mouth wash on my D. It burned a little. Got the condom on and finished in CG position. Overall good experience with a little excess mouth wash. Will repeat again.

Do you have a link so we can know who you're talking about.

[Oldfart69]

How far is she from DC? I am not trying to go too far out. Furthest distance I'm willing to go is Tysons or Springfield.

She is in Chantilly, near Rt 28 and Rt 50.