Massage Parlor Reports

[Agdro17]

No.

Have you checked 18th Portland yet? Super cheap and easy.

LOL. You nailed it.

[KitWalker1967]

FS is on the table here. I'm bad with names but if Lisa's the short one I'm thinking of she's tight and enthusiastic. Did she help you get dressed afterward? Fang's the only place where the woman helped me get dressed afterward.

That's good to know, thanks BB! What was the damage for FS? (PM me if you'd rather tell me that way). I haven't seen everyone at that parlor yet, just Lisa and the apparent MMS I mentioned. You might be right though, because WarpFactor69 said another girl he saw in February, who called herself Cherry, was taller than Lisa. Lisa was very nice but didn't help me get dressed, perhaps because I mentioned I was starving and wanted to hit the road.

[ProperGMan]

Anyone checked this one out yet?

No.

Have you checked 18th Portland yet? Super cheap and easy.

[Drex Diggler2]

Anyone checked this one out yet?

[OneOne9]

Thanks for this info. I had done a couple of recon stops here and was greeted by a friendly girl in suggestive clothing both times so it was on my short list. I'll take it off my list now until I start seeing some positive reviews.

I stopped in about a month ago and did not like the cleanliness or the vibe of the place. I walked and these posts confirm it was a good decision.

[WarpFactor69]

Went here to check it out greeted by ok looking older woman said 3 girls working didn't see them. Went back when I had time. Same woman asked for hour medium massage got light at best only offered HJ no utc. Cut it to half hour and left. She seemed relieved and thanked me. I think it's strictly legit. Interested to see if others have had different experiences here.

I also stopped by today, met Nancy, over 35 pleasant lady wearing something that reminded me of a jogging outfit. Said there was another girl, Cindy but she was busy.

[DosedAgn]

Any info on the St. Johns locations in Vancouver? I've hit most the 'Couv spots I can find with the exception of these and the 3 sister stores on Hwy 99.

[BarqBiter]

Since I was in the area for work, I decided to check out this place. After waiting a few moments in the lobby, a 50'ish woman (who had a MMS vibe) greeted me and asked that I return in an hour. Decided to return several hours later instead. Upon my return I was greeted by Lisa, a short, 45-50'ish year old masseuse. Since I thought she was kinda cute, and in the age range I enjoy, I decided to stay. I asked for an hour and was pleasantly surprised to learn the fee was $60, rather than the $70 I'd expected to pay. Once Lisa settled me into a dimly illuminated room, I followed my usual protocol and laid $60 out for her to see and then got up on the table.

Lisa entered and she must have seen her tip, because she immediately tugged the little towel off my ass and set it aside. After confirming what kind of pressure I wanted her to use, she began giving me a basic full body massage with her hands & forearms. Nice focus on my neck, shoulders, arms and legs, with a little bit of mutual teasing and giggling here and there. I raised up slightly as she massaged my glutes, and she took the hint and reached down to caress and stroke for a few minutes before having me flip over. Asked her if I could see the twins and Lisa didn't disappoint me by using it as an opportunity to barter or up-sell. She lifted her blouse up and freed them, so I could suck on her dark, eraser tip nipples as she stroked. Lisa gradually started to jack-hammer me until I stroked her cheek and asked her to slow down. She smiled, slowed down and kept things that way until the end. Lisa offered to massage me some more, since only 45 minutes had passed, but I'd skipped lunch and was starving. After she cleaned me up with a hot towel, I met her out in the lobby and she gave me one of those tiny half-bottles of water and a business card. Although I intend to continue exploring the area, I'll keep this place on my list for the next time I'm in town.

FS is on the table here. I'm bad with names but if Lisa's the short one I'm thinking of she's tight and enthusiastic. Did she help you get dressed afterward? Fang's the only place where the woman helped me get dressed afterward.

[AverageJoseph]

2 Spa Asia massage.

Hadn't noticed this one it's kind of hidden. 2 story building, the signs on the window look like the are just printed on paper. I will be trying it out soon. Anyone been yet?

Went here to check it out greeted by ok looking older woman said 3 girls working didn't see them. Went back when I had time. Same woman asked for hour medium massage got light at best only offered HJ no utc. Cut it to half hour and left. She seemed relieved and thanked me. I think it's strictly legit. Interested to see if others have had different experiences here.

[KitWalker1967]

Fang Aromatherapy, TV hwy, Aloha: This place is upstairs from and attached to A Cut Above Pawn. I have met two ladies here, Cherry and Lisa. Lisa is very kind, shorter, sort of Thai / Filipino looking, but I'm pretty sure she is Chinese. Cherry is taller, prettier, longer hair. She was playful and led me by the hand back to our room. Excellent quality detailed massage both front and back. Standard ending, I don't think much else is available here, but who knows? I would see her again, we had good chemistry. The other lady seems worth a try also.

Since I was in the area for work, I decided to check out this place. After waiting a few moments in the lobby, a 50'ish woman (who had a MMS vibe) greeted me and asked that I return in an hour. Decided to return several hours later instead. Upon my return I was greeted by Lisa, a short, 45-50'ish year old masseuse. Since I thought she was kinda cute, and in the age range I enjoy, I decided to stay. I asked for an hour and was pleasantly surprised to learn the fee was $60, rather than the $70 I'd expected to pay. Once Lisa settled me into a dimly illuminated room, I followed my usual protocol and laid $60 out for her to see and then got up on the table.

Lisa entered and she must have seen her tip, because she immediately tugged the little towel off my ass and set it aside. After confirming what kind of pressure I wanted her to use, she began giving me a basic full body massage with her hands & forearms. Nice focus on my neck, shoulders, arms and legs, with a little bit of mutual teasing and giggling here and there. I raised up slightly as she massaged my glutes, and she took the hint and reached down to caress and stroke for a few minutes before having me flip over. Asked her if I could see the twins and Lisa didn't disappoint me by using it as an opportunity to barter or up-sell. She lifted her blouse up and freed them, so I could suck on her dark, eraser tip nipples as she stroked. Lisa gradually started to jack-hammer me until I stroked her cheek and asked her to slow down. She smiled, slowed down and kept things that way until the end. Lisa offered to massage me some more, since only 45 minutes had passed, but I'd skipped lunch and was starving. After she cleaned me up with a hot towel, I met her out in the lobby and she gave me one of those tiny half-bottles of water and a business card. Although I intend to continue exploring the area, I'll keep this place on my list for the next time I'm in town.

[Trumpeter]

Look elsewhere. I went there a few times, was not happy. I have no plans to return unless they have a complete change of personnel.

Thanks for this info. I had done a couple of recon stops here and was greeted by a friendly girl in suggestive clothing both times so it was on my short list. I'll take it off my list now until I start seeing some positive reviews.

[WarpFactor69]

I've had two bad experiences in this place. The first being on a recon where I felt the greeting was icy at best, and the other being a full hour massage that ended with perhaps the most unfriendly interaction I've had in the hobby.

Per that second encounter, I went in the middle of a weekday just to recon the place, and figured I'd go 'massage only' for once. I figured, given the time of day, this would be fine, but it completely freaked the lady out when time came for the flip. She acted as if I had insulted her, carrying a hatefully wounded expression on her face, and wanted to argue the point. It's like I said something she couldn't process. When she saw I absolutely wasn't willing to go further, she drew the line in the sand with a firm "we're done," and left the room. Glared at me as I left the building.

Shame, as the place seemed like it might be kind of wild, and I was more than willing to return to explore all of that as a regular if her attitude had been dialed back a bit.

Any positive experiences to share at this place, or should I just avoid?

Look elsewhere. I went there a few times, was not happy. I have no plans to return unless they have a complete change of personnel.

[Elon1]

Maybe there is some good to this place if your willing to over pay and be processed like a walking piece of meat cash dispensing atm.

Kind of how my first and only visit at this place went as well, she wanted flip time in about 5 minutes then no big tip no extras massage over in about 20 minutes and she walked out also, and still wanted a 50 dollar tip for nothing, i gave her nothing.

I paid for 1/2 hour and on the 15 minute flip I ask for extra and she walked out stating she doesn't do any extra work on 1/2 hour and Wales out after 15 minutes.

[Elon1]

Maybe there is some good to this place if your willing to over pay and be processed like a walking piece of meat cash dispensing atm.

Kind of how my first and only visit at this place went as well, she wanted flip time in about 5 minutes then no big tip no extras massage over in about 20 minutes and she walked out also, and still wanted a 50 dollar tip for nothing, i gave her nothing.

I paid for 1/2 hour and on the 15 minute flip I ask for extra and she walked out stating she doesn't do any extra work on 1/2 hour and Wales out after 15 minutes.

[NoFearToTry]

I've had two bad experiences in this place. The first being on a recon where I felt the greeting was icy at best, and the other being a full hour massage that ended with perhaps the most unfriendly interaction I've had in the hobby.

Per that second encounter, I went in the middle of a weekday just to recon the place, and figured I'd go 'massage only' for once. I figured, given the time of day, this would be fine, but it completely freaked the lady out when time came for the flip. She acted as if I had insulted her, carrying a hatefully wounded expression on her face, and wanted to argue the point. It's like I said something she couldn't process. When she saw I absolutely wasn't willing to go further, she drew the line in the sand with a firm "we're done," and left the room. Glared at me as I left the building.

Shame, as the place seemed like it might be kind of wild, and I was more than willing to return to explore all of that as a regular if her attitude had been dialed back a bit.

Any positive experiences to share at this place, or should I just avoid?

Maybe there is some good to this place if your willing to over pay and be processed like a walking piece of meat cash dispensing atm.

Kind of how my first and only visit at this place went as well, she wanted flip time in about 5 minutes then no big tip no extras massage over in about 20 minutes and she walked out also, and still wanted a 50 dollar tip for nothing, i gave her nothing.