Massage Parlor Reports

[TheRealGyalist]

This girl is so popular she's the one that should have her own thread. She's been reviewed on "Non AMP and Massage" (which is the correct section to post this). She was reviewed on another section but I forget which one. But yes she is totally legit and those are actual pictures of her.

Thank you guys for the feedback! Thinking about heading over there this afternoon and try things out. Any AMP or Latin spas / apt I should also check out?

[Runon99]

Fake Tits is a misnomer. They are surgically enhanced real tits. They Taste exactly the same. If the girl does not follow the proper post surgery protocols they harden from scar tissue. Tits are good.

Radiohead agrees with you! They wrote "they look like the real thing. They taste like the real thing."

They also wrote "but gravity always wins" and the song is called Fake Plastic Trees. So I'm not sure if they really agree with you or not.

Well done enhanced tits can be a wonderful thing. But I have groped some rock hard monstrosities that just made me sad. It's a fine line indeed.

This afternoon I visited one of the younger girls in the CAMP world. On the flip I slipped my hand under her blouse and then under her bra. No doubt she would present a sexier silhouette with some enhancement, but her small naturals felt good to the touch. I started to think that this was like groping the babysitter on the ride home. And then the next line in that Radiohead song came to life:

"I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling" and just like that the ending was at hand. Small naturals for the win today, but nothing was really settled.

[Petey1015]

She's legit and has been reviewed in the Non-AMP section with good reviews. Go try her out.

How do you know, have you seen her?

[Petey1015]

Sorry, fingers in cat. Outside, 2 inside.

Next time give her "The Shocker".

[Petey1015]

I'm going to go against the majority opinion here and say you are better off keeping your word to her. There is plenty that is shared here but plenty more that it not. Breaking your promise to her would be a bad practice and probably wouldn't help you keep it going should you want to. And "at least tell us the name of the shop" doesn't make a ton of sense -- unless this is a long con to drive business to the shop. You devious bastard.

I had a similar situation to yours -- regular massage / HJ the first few visits, then DATY offer finally accepted, then the full menu you mentioned on the next visit. I tipped double what you gave and we've had similar fun on subsequent occasions. If your girl didn't seem upset with the 100 then maybe you don't need to tip as much as I did. I don't know. Somewhere in between would probably be better. Just remember, once you give a certain amount, they don't like that number going back down.

If he's been mongering 20 years, he knows what he should tip.

[Petey1015]

If you are telling the truth, then you should have tipped a lot more. You tipped $80 for full menu? That's stingy.

There's no CAMP charging $80 for massages, that's just KAMPS. CAMPS are $60 or $70 per hour depending on what part of town you're in, so probably 60/100.

[Southbound]

I disagree, there's one that has better, but Alice is a close second.

Love Big Tits. Care to share.

[Southbound]

Fake Tits is a misnomer. They are surgically enhanced real tits. They Taste exactly the same. If the girl does not follow the proper post surgery protocols they harden from scar tissue. Tits are good.

Everyone is entitled to enjoy tits the way the like them. Some like them big, some like them small. But, all tits are not the same, you were either born with the ones you have or not. Some people have surgery for medical reasons, I understand, but a man with surgically enhanced tits, are real tits? Just being a jerk. Laughter makes the world a better place.

[Runon99]

I've been mongering off and on for 20 years and have never had anything happen like I had this morning. Been to a local CAMP a handful of times and clicked with a girl I've seen 4 times total now. I saw her today and things got pretty heated and I ended up getting a lot more than I ever imagined I'd get from this place. Fully nude, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and BBFS. No negotiation, no mention of tip. What would you have tipped her in this situation? I gave her $1. 6 OTD. She seemed happy, but I felt like I should've tipped more. What do you think? (Sorry fellas, but I'm going to keep this one on the DL for a bit longer. . she made me promise not to tell anyone her info).

I'm going to go against the majority opinion here and say you are better off keeping your word to her. There is plenty that is shared here but plenty more that it not. Breaking your promise to her would be a bad practice and probably wouldn't help you keep it going should you want to. And "at least tell us the name of the shop" doesn't make a ton of sense -- unless this is a long con to drive business to the shop. You devious bastard.

I had a similar situation to yours -- regular massage / HJ the first few visits, then DATY offer finally accepted, then the full menu you mentioned on the next visit. I tipped double what you gave and we've had similar fun on subsequent occasions. If your girl didn't seem upset with the 100 then maybe you don't need to tip as much as I did. I don't know. Somewhere in between would probably be better. Just remember, once you give a certain amount, they don't like that number going back down.

[CookiesMan]

You fit your hand in the cat a. K. a. Fisting, or did you mean hand on cat just touching from the outside?

Sorry, fingers in cat. Outside, 2 inside.

[Petey1015]

I think we are all in agreement Alice has the largest around for a CAMP? Agreed, tits are good and even better in your face.

I disagree, there's one that has better, but Alice is a close second.

[Petey1015]

Finally made my way to Katy. Met Sasha. Yeah! She is a cute, short, 40's something woman. Her English was limited, causing us to misunderstand each other sometimes, but we were able to work through it. Overall nice touch and pressured massage. She was very obliging on the flip. Very nice body and breasts. She allowed mutual touch, breasts in mouth, and hand in cat, just be gentle. Very sweet girl. Will most definitely see again.

You fit your hand in the cat a. K. a. Fisting, or did you mean hand on cat just touching from the outside?

[CookiesMan]

Finally made my way to Katy. Met Sasha. Yeah! She is a cute, short, 40's something woman. Her English was limited, causing us to misunderstand each other sometimes, but we were able to work through it. Overall nice touch and pressured massage. She was very obliging on the flip. Very nice body and breasts. She allowed mutual touch, breasts in mouth, and hand in cat, just be gentle. Very sweet girl. Will most definitely see again.

[CookiesMan]

I've been mongering off and on for 20 years and have never had anything happen like I had this morning. Been to a local CAMP a handful of times and clicked with a girl I've seen 4 times total now. I saw her today and things got pretty heated and I ended up getting a lot more than I ever imagined I'd get from this place. Fully nude, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and BBFS. No negotiation, no mention of tip. What would you have tipped her in this situation? I gave her $1. 6 OTD. She seemed happy, but I felt like I should've tipped more. What do you think? (Sorry fellas, but I'm going to keep this one on the DL for a bit longer. . she made me promise not to tell anyone her info).

I am not the one questions someone's truth, but if you been mongering for 20 years, I would believe you should know the right amount of tip a young lady should receive for an open menu. I have been in a few scenarios where this has happen, usually with someone I have seen for a while and the provider did not expect a tip. But because I know it rare and I like taking care.

Of the ones that take care of me I ensure I tip appropriately.

I feel if you wanted to tip her correctly you would have done so. You couldn't go to atm nearby?

And of course, you should share the shop even if you want to keep the girl to yourself, but keep in mind you are not her only one.

[SkyWookie]

Oh I'm telling the truth. Still kind of in shock from it to be honest. I wasn't intending to be stingy, that's all I had with me (was only expecting massage and HE, I am normally a generous tipper). I think I'll take her another Benjamin tomorrow.

If you got all that then good for you, but if you aren't going to at least share the name of the shop just don't feel bad when you want info on a place and people remember you as "that guy", the one who didn't at least share the name of the shop. Point of the forum is to share.