EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[NewEdgeStang1]

Lana who works out of Northbrook location. The wimp, any chance she is a L1 finish I'm newer to this thread haven't seen anything on her.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Lana who works out of Northbrook location.

Same Lana who works with Nara at Creative Therapy on Shermer? Nobody talks about that place anymore because staff are older and not particularly inspiring in massage, appearance or service. Let me know if there's new info, but my personal experience is that all of the basement offices fall into the same lackluster category.

[TheWimp]

Anyone see her before or have any info on her?

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Svetstep

Lana who works out of Northbrook location.

[NewEdgeStang1]

Anyone see her before or have any info on her?

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Svetstep

[ChgoGuySouth]

I've seen Ivanna but has anyone seen the older European massuse there? PM is fine.

Sorry, CTM. Montrose and California.

[ChgoGuySouth]

I've seen Ivanna but has anyone seen the older European massuse there? PM is fine.

[TheWimp]

I thought this place was closed.

The spa is open. Only one therapist as of now.

[MwmChicago]

I decided to check this place out in Westmont. Some folks gave positive reviews in the past on this forum. I think they've changed their tune. Got shot down by Neli. It was weird though. EMP's are the only places I know that give all the positive signs, but you can't be sure L1 is on the table. On the flip, I was completely undraped and she was basically massaging my groin, but she wouldn't touch the goods. I asked if L1 was available and she said not here. Anyway, another TOFTT. Hope it helps some of you out. Message me if you have any info on the other Euro there.

Were HE's ever offered here? I thought it was just a legit massage. Been to the 2 in DG further west with mixed results, never that good. 1 of them may be closed now. Damn, I'd love to find an outcall BBBJWCIM girl in the Downers Grove area for weekly draining. Anyone know of any?

[TooFull]

Nelli hasn't worked at Audra Spa in more than 6 months.

Honestly, I just read the reviews on this thread and had the names Nelli and Donna in my mind. I may have just misremembered who it was. If Nelli hasn't been there in 6 months, then it was probably Donna. Either way, I struck out.

[DMichaels69]

I thought this place was closed.

I decided to check this place out in Westmont. Some folks gave positive reviews in the past on this forum. I think they've changed their tune. Got shot down by Neli. It was weird though. EMP's are the only places I know that give all the positive signs, but you can't be sure L1 is on the table. On the flip, I was completely undraped and she was basically massaging my groin, but she wouldn't touch the goods. I asked if L1 was available and she said not here. Anyway, another TOFTT. Hope it helps some of you out. Message me if you have any info on the other Euro there.

[TheWimp]

I decided to check this place out in Westmont. Some folks gave positive reviews in the past on this forum. I think they've changed their tune. Got shot down by Neli. It was weird though. EMP's are the only places I know that give all the positive signs, but you can't be sure L1 is on the table. On the flip, I was completely undraped and she was basically massaging my groin, but she wouldn't touch the goods. I asked if L1 was available and she said not here. Anyway, another TOFTT. Hope it helps some of you out. Message me if you have any info on the other Euro there.

Nelli hasn't worked at Audra Spa in more than 6 months.

[TooFull]

I decided to check this place out in Westmont. Some folks gave positive reviews in the past on this forum. I think they've changed their tune. Got shot down by Neli. It was weird though. EMP's are the only places I know that give all the positive signs, but you can't be sure L1 is on the table. On the flip, I was completely undraped and she was basically massaging my groin, but she wouldn't touch the goods. I asked if L1 was available and she said not here. Anyway, another TOFTT. Hope it helps some of you out. Message me if you have any info on the other Euro there.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I think her name is Becky.

Remember that Heavenly in Morton Grove is a legit business regardless of what certain staff may or may not do in private. Most of the staff are legit massage only and the owner doesn't take kindly to excess publicity. I can't speak to other Heavenly locations but suspect the same is true everywhere.

I've seen many of the ladies at Heavenly MG and have shared with several of you offline. I saw Vera recently. Great massage. She's Ukrainian so we had a good time talking about Putin the douchebag, but she does not offer anything other than a good massage and conversation. See her if you want a massage and Heavenly's awesome steam showers. But don't be disappointed that there's nothing else.

I also stopped into Maria's the other day just out of morbid curiosity. Same staff. Maria (not the original Maria but the current owner / manager) is 50+ and a little overweight. Massage just meh and HJ technique is lacking. Monika is a little younger and more fun but massage still meh. There's a third lady who's name I didn't catch. Maybe 50 yo and a little better looking than Maria but not as good looking as Monika. Might be worth a shot to check her technique. Anyone have experience?

[Truthfu11]

If your masseuse is Ukranian, is it inappropriate to ask her for a Russian finish?

Not if you're willing to unload some stinger missiles on her.

[Datsurman]

If your masseuse is Ukranian, is it inappropriate to ask her for a Russian finish?

Ok, maybe a bit opportunistic. But does anyone think there will be an increase in Ukrainian providers given the influx of refugees? Any suggestions on MPs that might be employing them?