EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**TooFull** · 04-08-22 22:09

I decided to check this place out in Westmont. Some folks gave positive reviews in the past on this forum. I think they've changed their tune. Got shot down by Neli. It was weird though. EMP's are the only places I know that give all the positive signs, but you can't be sure L1 is on the table. On the flip, I was completely undraped and she was basically massaging my groin, but she wouldn't touch the goods. I asked if L1 was available and she said not here. Anyway, another TOFTT. Hope it helps some of you out. Message me if you have any info on the other Euro there.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 04-06-22 15:30

Originally Posted by ChiTownsFin [View Original Post]

I think her name is Becky.

Remember that Heavenly in Morton Grove is a legit business regardless of what certain staff may or may not do in private. Most of the staff are legit massage only and the owner doesn't take kindly to excess publicity. I can't speak to other Heavenly locations but suspect the same is true everywhere.

I've seen many of the ladies at Heavenly MG and have shared with several of you offline. I saw Vera recently. Great massage. She's Ukrainian so we had a good time talking about Putin the douchebag, but she does not offer anything other than a good massage and conversation. See her if you want a massage and Heavenly's awesome steam showers. But don't be disappointed that there's nothing else.

I also stopped into Maria's the other day just out of morbid curiosity. Same staff. Maria (not the original Maria but the current owner / manager) is 50+ and a little overweight. Massage just meh and HJ technique is lacking. Monika is a little younger and more fun but massage still meh. There's a third lady who's name I didn't catch. Maybe 50 yo and a little better looking than Maria but not as good looking as Monika. Might be worth a shot to check her technique. Anyone have experience?

**Truthfu11** · 04-05-22 10:12

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

If your masseuse is Ukranian, is it inappropriate to ask her for a Russian finish?

Not if you're willing to unload some stinger missiles on her.

**Datsurman** · 04-04-22 23:09

If your masseuse is Ukranian, is it inappropriate to ask her for a Russian finish?

Originally Posted by Truthfu11 [View Original Post]

Ok, maybe a bit opportunistic. But does anyone think there will be an increase in Ukrainian providers given the influx of refugees? Any suggestions on MPs that might be employing them?

**TheWimp** · 04-04-22 20:47

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

There are two asians there. Becky and Nara.

And don't forget about Aimee

**EdCarbone** · 04-04-22 19:11

Originally Posted by ChiTownsFin [View Original Post]

I think her name is Becky.

There are two asians there. Becky and Nara.

**ChiTownsFin** · 04-04-22 16:45

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Rumor is L1. I have not tried her personally. Most of the time I stick to the NB area, but take mental notes on the other burbs, in the event I'm down there for the afternoon.

I'm intrigued that only the MG store has all the utr action. It's a local chain, employing similar girls, with locations in close proximity to each other. Birds of a feather, right?

I think her name is Becky.

**EdCarbone** · 04-04-22 11:37

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Rumor is L1. I have not tried her personally. Most of the time I stick to the NB area, but take mental notes on the other burbs, in the event I'm down there for the afternoon.

I'm intrigued that only the MG store has all the utr action. It's a local chain, employing similar girls, with locations in close proximity to each other. Birds of a feather, right?

Normally I'd agree, but not the case here. I've tried in BG and MP and no luck. I did have one person in BG that took about 6 sessions and ended up getting lousy L1 - not repeatable and she was around 60, so no. For some reason the MG location seems to be the only one.

**TheWimp** · 04-04-22 11:28

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

Hi all, not sure which forum to put this in. Was at HM in MG and happened to see a blonde Chinese masseuse who I think they called Nara? Probably in her 40's, decent body, bit of a belly. I've tried most masseuses here, but I've not seen her. Is she new? Anyone tried her? PM is fine if you prefer. Thanks!

Ed PM me if you would like details on Nara.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 04-04-22 10:35

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Before the EMP scene started to wane a few years ago, many Euros would return to places like Ukraine to be with family during the holidays or to take a summer break. In the least, the ladies still operating here now won't be ghosting so soon.

That may be good news for those seeking escort / full service. The emp rub and tug scene has never been worse, IMHO. Most providers seem to be 50+ and are clearly tired of pulling dick for a living. I don't need the hottest smoke show in town but some younger reasonably attractive talent would be a blessing.

And f* Putin anyway regardless of how it affects our hobby. Peace and love to Ukrainians.

**Dr Manhattan** · 04-04-22 10:01

Originally Posted by Truthfu11 [View Original Post]

Ok, maybe a bit opportunistic. But does anyone think there will be an increase in Ukrainian providers given the influx of refugees? Any suggestions on MPs that might be employing them?

Before the EMP scene started to wane a few years ago, many Euros would return to places like Ukraine to be with family during the holidays or to take a summer break. In the least, the ladies still operating here now won't be ghosting so soon.

**Dr Manhattan** · 04-04-22 09:57

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

Hi all, not sure which forum to put this in. Was at HM in MG and happened to see a blonde Chinese masseuse who I think they called Nara? Probably in her 40's, decent body, bit of a belly. I've tried most masseuses here, but I've not seen her. Is she new? Anyone tried her? PM is fine if you prefer. Thanks!

Rumor is L1. I have not tried her personally. Most of the time I stick to the NB area, but take mental notes on the other burbs, in the event I'm down there for the afternoon.

I'm intrigued that only the MG store has all the utr action. It's a local chain, employing similar girls, with locations in close proximity to each other. Birds of a feather, right?

**EdCarbone** · 04-03-22 22:58

Hi all, not sure which forum to put this in. Was at HM in MG and happened to see a blonde Chinese masseuse who I think they called Nara? Probably in her 40's, decent body, bit of a belly. I've tried most masseuses here, but I've not seen her. Is she new? Anyone tried her? PM is fine if you prefer. Thanks!

**Goat Trotter** · 04-03-22 17:39

Originally Posted by Truthfu11 [View Original Post]

Ok, maybe a bit opportunistic. But does anyone think there will be an increase in Ukrainian providers given the influx of refugees? Any suggestions on MPs that might be employing them?

LOL ruthless. I like your style.

**Truthfu11** · 04-03-22 11:27

Ok, maybe a bit opportunistic. But does anyone think there will be an increase in Ukrainian providers given the influx of refugees? Any suggestions on MPs that might be employing them?