Massage Parlor Reports

[Metloaf]

Read the videos at Queen and been going on a regular with one provider I reviewed. She wasn't there and Kim was the woman in her place. I see why she goes the extra service. Not eye candy or shapely at all. I'm a detailed oriented type of gentleman. Nails and toes watcher. Bottom line Kim has to pay me massage and HJ me. Looks like the grocery store clerk. Seems besides to late 20 or earlier 30 lady I regularly see and reviewed. Queens have all grandmas. I can get Vicky at lucky for that type. Like no reviewer said "bring your on hat".

[TheDrowned]

You may be referring to pimps or handlers. Mongers are law abiding good citizens with rights that the "law" must abide. It's not illegal to pay for someone's time.

I like to think of myself as a pretty good person, but let's not delude ourselves. Robin Hood and Batman are heroes that we root for in the stories but at the end of the day they are both criminals in the eyes of the law. Paying for someone's time isn't against the law but exchanging money for sex is. Whether we agree with the law or not. That is what a monger is, and if you get caught by Uncle and refuse to lawyer up. You can smile at the judge and tell him all about how you are a stand up guy. A real role model citizen. You're still getting "misdemeanor" stamped on your forehead and a criminal charge on your record.

[Coaster42]

Wonder who the lucky monger is?

She told me it was an ex-boyfriend. Who really knows? She had said she expected to work until mid-April and then take a three month break.

[HaneDales]

You may be referring to pimps or handlers. Mongers are law abiding good citizens with rights that the "law" must abide. It's not illegal to pay for someone's time.

I'm not condoning the act of taking her picture or debating you on the moral and / or legal actions in doing so; don't know and don't want to know the specifics of the incident at hand (pun intended). Not my place to judge. Just pointing out that mongers aren't necessarily known for abiding by and adhering to the laws that are in place LOL.

[TheDrowned]

This is a total breach of her privacy. Did she know you were taking her picture?

I'm not condoning the act of taking her picture or debating you on the moral and / or legal actions in doing so; don't know and don't want to know the specifics of the incident at hand (pun intended). Not my place to judge. Just pointing out that mongers aren't necessarily known for abiding by and adhering to the laws that are in place LOL.

[MoonView]

Looks like Adele is on vacation until after her baby according to her booking site. I visited twice both were very exhilarating. Pregnant Kitty is fantastic.

Wonder who the lucky monger is?

[DogBert25]

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[Member #6915]

Looks like Adele is on vacation until after her baby according to her booking site. I visited twice both were very exhilarating. Pregnant Kitty is fantastic.

[Creeping]

BRUH, ya only getting a massage as far as anything should be concerned, seriously who cares that some idiot sees you walking into an AMP??

Creepin.

Sofia at Mika Spa.

I didn't get a chance to meet her. I saw her picture on Craigslist along with Angela's. Angela works at Yumi Spa in Annandale. One hobbyist posted a review about Angela describing her as the woman in the CL photo. This is unusual as we all know or will sooner or later find out; these photos are rarely the girl you end up meeting. So based on this exciting revelation I visited Angela (I will be reviewing her shortly), she was the woman in the photo. So, I wanted to meet Sofia.

Mika Spa is in Arlington just before the intersection of Lee Highway and George Mason Drive if you are traveling from Fairfax on Lee Highway. This is a very busy corner with a lot of commercial activity. A highly visible spot.

Last week I ventured out during a break from work and went to see for myself. I didn't call because if she didn't greet me at the door I would have left, I only wanted to see her. Traveling on Lee Highway I spotted the building on my left. It's a group of office townhouses stacked lengthwise and set perpendicular to Lee highway. Mika Spa is the first unit in this building, facing Lee Highway. The parking lot is narrow, I was pulling into a diagonal space while looking at the front door and then I looked over to the right and in front of me, not more than 15 feet away is the takeout window to the local Starbucks. Queued up were at least a dozen cars waiting to retrieve their lattes. They were all staring at me. I immediately stopped, backed out and left. This place is way too visible. I think the ownership of Mika should rethink this location.

I am under the impression that both Mika and Yumi spas are owned by the same person. They both advertise the same way. I know Yumi gives the illusion of being legit. The door is unlocked and there are no cameras, but its anything from legitimate. So, I would assume from all the cleavage displayed on the CL adds that Mika falls into same category.

I rarely ask for help but has anyone tried out Sofia? If so, next time ask her if she will consider moving to Yumi in Annandale.

[TheDrowned]

Heading to Tysons corner today looking for a place for massage any advice close trying to stay in that general area thanks in advance.

There's a smorgasbord of AMPs located off of Gallows Rd near Tyson's.

Ying Yang Health at 2104 B Gallows Rd.

(I had posted a semi recent success here not too long ago).

Star Therapy at 2112 B gallows rd.

Oriental Health at 2110 A Gallows rd (yes, all 3 are in the same medical office plaza).

Not so recent success was posted on here a few weeks ago, but with AMPs it can be a crapshoot and experience can differ on the day.

Down the street from this plaza is 2 more AMPs.

Comfort Therapy and VIP therapy at 2238-2240 Gallows Rd (yes, they are next door to each other).

I haven't been to comfort in a while but that used to be my go to a few years ago for BBBJs, not sure if the same service is offered nowadays but you have plenty of viable options to select your noose if you head down Gallows.

[PixelsAndGrids]

Hadn't been here in a while, so stopped in and saw "Beautiful. " Yes, that's what she said, but she also giggled cutely when she said it. She did look pretty behind the mask, and was a taller, slender therapist in a nice sundress. She gave me one of the better ashiatsu massages I've had. Deep and therapeutic, though some may not like as much pressure as I do. No teasing during that segment, but then the lights dimmed and she had a nice soft touch. The sundress dropped, and while there was not a lot of roaming, it was a satisfying experience. She was very pleasant and, as noted, I thought she was pretty. I would go back for the massage, and see if things get a little more liberal.

You probably met Nicole who has been reviewed here. Did she have curly hair and a big smile? She definitely hits the gym from what I saw, felt and she said.

[Member #7141]

Heading to Tysons corner today looking for a place for massage any advice close trying to stay in that general area thanks in advance.

[Tmac32]

Here's a screen shot of Jenny working after a bunch of sessions to get her to warm up.

Do we have contact info for Lisa? Thanks.

[BuckshotWatson]

Hadn't been here in a while, so stopped in and saw "Beautiful. " Yes, that's what she said, but she also giggled cutely when she said it. She did look pretty behind the mask, and was a taller, slender therapist in a nice sundress. She gave me one of the better ashiatsu massages I've had. Deep and therapeutic, though some may not like as much pressure as I do. No teasing during that segment, but then the lights dimmed and she had a nice soft touch. The sundress dropped, and while there was not a lot of roaming, it was a satisfying experience. She was very pleasant and, as noted, I thought she was pretty. I would go back for the massage, and see if things get a little more liberal.

[DcMetroDude]

Here's a screen shot of Jenny working after a bunch of sessions to get her to warm up.

This is a total breach of her privacy. Did she know you were taking her picture?