Massage Parlor Reports

[MisterJimmy]

Never had a table shower and want to seem l have had one before if I get one. What's it like and what should you do? Also any good places in Vancouver have them? I've seen red sun pop up here before.

A table shower is one of those things that sounds good on paper, but in reality typically doesn't live up to expectations. There are some really, really good ones out there, I had one in Everett, for example, that was a top ten AMP experience, but the good ones are few and far between. For one thing, the essential sensual portion of even the greatest table shower could be easily replicated in any bathtub / shower environment. It really boils down to what the provider is able and / or willing to do with her soapy hands, mouth, etc. Anyway, don't mean to spoil the mood, go for it if you want, but again, temper your expectations and / or wait for a review of a really spectacular location and provider providing this.

[Couve89]

Never had a table shower and want to seem l have had one before if I get one. What's it like and what should you do? Also any good places in Vancouver have them? I've seen red sun pop up here before.

[WarpFactor69]

When was this visit?

I went there on 2 days ago and gal was late-30's, hwp and wanted way too much for anything. Hottest I saw there was Jenny (no longer there) and Abie (blonde haired ringer that comes by randomly).

I've been there multiple times in the last 12 months, but never had what I would consider a great visit. Average looking girls, usually upselling and being shorted on time.

[Dexxzy]

For what it's worth, that place in West Linn has had the hottest girls I've seen thus far (Yuyo), which is to say young and fit. Sadly, she kept her mask on the entire time; I never really got a solid look at her.

When was this visit?

I went there on 2 days ago and gal was late-30's, hwp and wanted way too much for anything. Hottest I saw there was Jenny (no longer there) and Abie (blonde haired ringer that comes by randomly).

[ProperGMan]

1. ideally this would be a private room jacuzzi associated with a tier of massage work. Is this correct for any of these locations (emphasis on Carnation)?

2. Anybody have recent experience with the current rotation of staff at Carnation? The only mentions I found using the search were dated to late '21.

1. Stay away from fly dragon, all dudes in there rubbing feet and cankles. Good experience at Hollywood but didn't use the TS or Jacuzzi.

2. HE is only on offer or the occasional daty.

[OneOne9]

I suspect their clothing changes daily..

I'm a little surprised by the businesslike hustle comment, as neither exuded that vibe during my encounter. ViVi seemed disinterested in me both times I walked in, but was more friendly and attentive than any of the people I described at the other shops. Still, I probably won't be headed back anytime soon.

I do agree with your cleanliness commentary regarding the Oriental Massage space. Yet, the lady who greeted me, if you call that a greeting, was definitely the most attractive person I saw that day.

Thank you for the reply. I didn't get a name so I was hoping the black dress might identify her. If it was the same person good to know she was wearing something different, the lady greeting me looked rough.

I agree with the gal at Oriental as being the most attractive but as the rates go up I'm expecting a little more including a clean environment.

[Qualish]

Noticed on Rubmaps that they're one of three PDX locations with a jacuzzi. Can anybody confirm? The others were Hollywood Spa, and Dragon Fly (none of which I've visited, and I do not have a rmaps account to read reviews).

Two questions beyond that:

1. ideally this would be a private room jacuzzi associated with a tier of massage work. Is this correct for any of these locations (emphasis on Carnation)?

2. Anybody have recent experience with the current rotation of staff at Carnation? The only mentions I found using the search were dated to late '21.

[GrandpaJ]

St Johns has an Oriental by the name of Lily, has been my latest go to. Mid 30's, bubbly and fun, great massage, will pull out boobs and let you lick them, always allows me to pull down mask on my way out and grab a kiss, hoping I can get more in the future, frequent here the most right now.

Can sign under every word myself.

Rubmap review said she's now offering BJ, can anybody confirm this? I might be too old, maybe why this hasn't been on the table for me, either that or I've been too naive to ask.

[DosedAgn]

Meh visit with new girl Monica. Young and super skinny. Would've been a wait for an hour massage, no wait for 30 min I opted for the latter.

There was no massage, just 2 minutes of pushing on my back. They've been pushing 1.6 my last few visits but I never go over 1.

It was all so mediocre I think ill settle for less services for a good massage elsewhere.

[WarpFactor69]

Thats the reason why people don't go back.

They need new personel.

Trying to reach you, perhaps you could make some room in your mailbox?

[Qualish]

I did a little recon recently at this location. Was Vivi wearing a black dress? I found her to be unattractive and not very clean looking. Her dress could use a good cleaning, her hair was kind of dirty and her complexion was bad. She was very business like trying to hustle me into a room ignoring my greeting and question regarding rates. I moved on.

I suspect their clothing changes daily, so I couldn't comment on the dress (Vivi wasn't wearing a black dress when I went in). I tend to also not comment on subjective things like perceptions of cleanliness (of people), or looks, as we all have different tastes. Don't take any of that as a criticism, though.

I'm a little surprised by the businesslike hustle comment, as neither exuded that vibe during my encounter. ViVi seemed disinterested in me both times I walked in, but was more friendly and attentive than any of the people I described at the other shops. Still, I probably won't be headed back anytime soon.

I do agree with your cleanliness commentary regarding the Oriental Massage space. Yet, the lady who greeted me, if you call that a greeting, was definitely the most attractive person I saw that day.

For what it's worth, that place in West Linn has had the hottest girls I've seen thus far (Yuyo), which is to say young and fit. Sadly, she kept her mask on the entire time; I never really got a solid look at her.

[WarpFactor69]

Went there this afternoon, standard HE from this old lady. She was mad cause I tipped her $40 only, she was saying people are tipping $60. I told her I didn't even touch you, then she said I give you good massage, Told her I paid you $70 for the massage. Seriously though $60 for standard HE from this old hag? WTF.

Similar experience, not going back until they get replacements and a different attitude.

[NoFearToTry]

Went there this afternoon, standard HE from this old lady. She was mad cause I tipped her $40 only, she was saying people are tipping $60. I told her I didn't even touch you, then she said I give you good massage, Told her I paid you $70 for the massage. Seriously though $60 for standard HE from this old hag? WTF.

Thats the reason why people don't go back.

[OneOne9]

Decided to make a short hike up 82nd while visiting Hong Phat.

3. Dropped into Oriental Massage. Was again met with a grumpy lady, but one dressed seductively in a tight nurse-esque outfit. If she had a slightly better attitude, or even just greeted me with a 'hello' I'd have happily stayed. She was by far the most attractive of the three, and while Sweet Dream left me questioning if extras would be on the table, this lady's mere presence made that possibility clear. Alas, it's a pet peeve to walk into any establishment and be met with a stare (if I have to say the greeting, I take that as a rude gesture). Yes, I even let a few beats of silence linger to give her the chance.

I stopped here also. I was greeted by a slender lady in a short blue dress with a low neckline. I think she quoted 70/60. Like you mentioned not the friendliest welcome but she was not rude. Her appearance and the cleanliness of the shop didn't do it for me so I walked.

[OneOne9]

Decided to make a short hike up 82nd while visiting Hong Phat.

1. Stopped by Yi Chi for the first time. Was greeted by Vivi, or something to that effect. First time running into another punter as he was exiting, and they seemed close. Made some brief inquiries, and then kept on.

I did a little recon recently at this location. Was Vivi wearing a black dress? I found her to be unattractive and not very clean looking. Her dress could use a good cleaning, her hair was kind of dirty and her complexion was bad. She was very business like trying to hustle me into a room ignoring my greeting and question regarding rates. I moved on.