Massage Parlor Reports

**PurdHupley** · 03-15-22 22:02

Originally Posted by Joepdx [View Original Post]

Just get to your room, take off all your clothes, lie on your front, do not try to cover up with a towel or anything, and the girl will know what you're interested in.

Honestly, I do that when I get a legit massage. I'm too fat and old to sweat someone seeing my butt. And I have to assume they are professionals and don't sweat seeing someone's butt.

**Swim88** · 03-15-22 19:46

Anyone seen Mia from GW lately? Willing to swap intel on things in DM. The lackluster performance, massage and otherwise, by these new entitled providers have left my yearning for the good ole days.

**DreamHound** · 03-15-22 19:35

So I notice you guys use the streets instead of names here so in your honor here goes.

1. Sandy Blvd. Wonder of Wonders I had a decent massage but masseuse was asking $$ for full nude and wasn't young. Fit body but definitely not worth $$ IMHO. What happened to Grace?

2. Sandy Blvd. Famous Movie Stars out there, got a great rubdown and DATY from a tiny provider with A's that were very sensitive. $$ OTD so preferred that over the other wonderful place.

3. Barbour nights had lots of stars and they sent me to a place where there was some Sun right down the street, New girl from New York (Amy I think) was too tight to really enjoy, first time for me and I am not a huge guy (avg at best). She had some nice bolt-ons and was enthusiastic but overall a C for not being able to fully enjoy. Break her in for me guys?

4. Refer to another post but went to See Bobi, and bobi was busy so I got her friend. Friend was decent but nothing to write home about (Kelly I think but I forgot).

5. Finally tried good ole QinJun and was served by a spry 45-50 year old who is willing to play ball as long as you BYOC. Not the most attractive but pricing seemed about right and next time I will try and bring a friendly wrapper along.

Anyone got any other recommendations? I am looking for Nice Ass and tight body, young if possible but willing to work with whatever the landlord has available. It's ok if no FS as long as UTC is on the table.

**OneOne9** · 03-15-22 17:47

Originally Posted by ProperGMan [View Original Post]

Let's start a thread for quality table showers or jacuzzi spas (yeah, right) in PDX and surrounding areas.

Wonderland or Sandy massage has a tableshower but not very warm water and only one handheld showerhead.

Red Sun and Zen in Vancouver have table showers.

**Fbmws** · 03-15-22 16:37

“St Johns has an Oriental by the name of Lily, has been my latest go to. Mid 30's, bubbly and fun, great massage, will pull out boobs and let you lick them, always allows me to pull down mask on my way out and grab a kiss, hoping I can get more in the future, frequent here the most right now.”

Can sign under every word myself.

**ProperGMan** · 03-15-22 14:06

Let's start a thread for quality table showers or jacuzzi spas (yeah, right) in PDX and surrounding areas.

Wonderland or Sandy massage has a tableshower but not very warm water and only one handheld showerhead.

**WarpFactor69** · 03-14-22 18:35

Originally Posted by Dexxzy [View Original Post]

Reasonable price open menu, okay massage. Average body type, I typically look for someone more slim.

Not sure if we are talking about the same person. The one that greeted me yesterday was Slender nice boobs over 35 slightly discolored teeth.

**Dexxzy** · 03-14-22 18:05

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Anyone had a good experience with Yo-Yo at the place across from Hong Phat? Send a message if you don't want to post.

Reasonable price open menu, okay massage. Average body type, I typically look for someone more slim.

**NamesteRay** · 03-14-22 15:24

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Anyone had a good experience with Yo-Yo at the place across from Hong Phat? Send a message if you don't want to post.

Look back at my report about two weeks ago. I had a good visit.

**WarpFactor69** · 03-13-22 18:34

Anyone had a good experience with Yo-Yo at the place across from Hong Phat? Send a message if you don't want to post.

**AverageJoseph** · 03-13-22 16:47

Originally Posted by Agdro17 [View Original Post]

Just a little update if you care.

Looks like the girls are back. (I tried to get some info on how long they were detained and under what conditions they were released, but my intel could find out for sure. Anyways.) looks like they are back at it. (LOL) at different location, so if you are a fan have some green tea in Milwaukee.

Be safe out there.

Tina is at green tea now. Had a somewhat okay visit with her Saturday. Some things about her were concerning for me. Won't give exact details butt. Something is up with her back door that tells me to avoid her. She was nice and accommodating. But I won't return until they get somebody new. She is interesting looking in the face, not my favorite type. Nice legs, but the rest is meh. Interested to hear other's opinions of her.

Side note went to RMS a little further south in OC. Saw Kelly last Friday. Avoid her at all costs. Her massage was very bad. Just sort of poking me with her fingers. Finally asked her to stop since it was just annoying. No redeeming qualities other than she easy. She is greedy and will rush you. Was so bad I actually had to tell her to STFU! Texted the owner to let them know my opinion. Next day they texted back saying from now on two girls everyday. So I tried back, Greeted by Kelly again. Asked for other girl she said she is it. So won't return until I hear she is gone.

**Agdro17** · 03-12-22 22:49

Just a little update if you care.

Looks like the girls are back. (I tried to get some info on how long they were detained and under what conditions they were released, but my intel could find out for sure. Anyways.) looks like they are back at it. (LOL) at different location, so if you are a fan have some green tea in Milwaukee.

Be safe out there.

**Pdx503** · 03-12-22 19:24

Originally Posted by Count23 [View Original Post]

If you're paying $200 for a HE and $400 for CBJ, you're overpaying by a lot. For CBJ I tip 80, max.

Shit you are right. When I say Benjamin meant. 2. I see now they are franklins. I'm too old for that cool talk apparently. I agree with your numbers.

**OneOne9** · 03-12-22 13:59

Recon.

148th and Powell Early 30's nice looking Asian lady greeted me. I noticed she had body armor on and the walls.

Did not go up to the ceiling. 40/30 60/60 + 10 for table shower. I didn't like the vibe and walked.

17200? Boones Ferry Rd Shop was across the street from nice looking homes. The girl that greeted me was mid 30's plain looking wearing a short.

Dress but I didn't like her look and walked again. I think it was 50/30 70/60.

I tried to visit Brooklyn but the traffic was backed up for a couple of days.

Nightmare.

Veela 99 and 99th in Vancouver. Early 30's Asian dressed funny with dress and pants. Total waste of $.

Mama had to show her how to give a table shower, massage sucked rubbing circles on my back and the ending was terrible.

Nice dream.

Beautiful red sunset near Minnehaha and 99. Mid to late 40's in nice shape for her age. Massage was OK if not just a bit.

Better than average. No discussion at flip went straight to standard ending. .8 all in.

**Sancho1999** · 03-11-22 22:51

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

When you lay on the table face down, spread your legs a little and tuck your cock and balls so they are visible between your legs. This gives good access for teasing.

I'm LOL while writing this.

Plus it just feels good to have your junk in that position.