Escort Reports

**TEdwards** · 03-05-22 00:10

Originally Posted by ShaggyJax [View Original Post]

I contacted that provider last week. She also quoted me $150 for a HH so I passed. She then replied an hour later with, "How much you got?" or something similar. I countered with $100. She then sent me a photo dump via text that took quite a while to arrive. In the mean time I asked her where in San Marco she was located since San Marco, to me, is kind of nice. Six hours later she gives me the address of the Economy Inn on Philips. For anyone new to the area, that motel is right across the street from Mt. Vernon and The Eagle Inn. $150 for a HH, my ass. About all she would get from me at that place is 50 bucks. Anyway, I never responded. I'm glad you enjoyed her, but at that location you were overcharged. Just my two cents.

Shaggy.

I concur. Said the same to me. When a girl says San Marco they mean Philips. She also said how much I got? Tf? I'm sure she says the same exact line to everyone. The pics look like she she's weathered so imagine the in person experience.

**OneForTheGlory** · 03-04-22 18:28

Originally Posted by Rosallyv69 [View Original Post]

Went on down to O-town. Milk Spa "Kiki" damn!! They are making dreams come true in that place. Didn't post this in the massage forum as I didn't get a massage. I got my world rocked. Just do it!

Next time when I get a chance I plan on going to that place too. The massage service in Orlando is immuculant. You get highly quality women and just about everything you want to do is available. The only draw back is of course the distance and price. The service is most definitely not cheap but it is completely worth it if you got enough coin.

The only thing jax has over o- town is the strip club scene.

**Old School** · 03-04-22 10:55

Originally Posted by JaxGuitar [View Original Post]

Saw her when she was in Jax a week ago or so. Pics are real. She has a very pretty face. Covered everything. No GFE. Paid for hh and was rushed the entire time. Boring but sexy and pretty. Will not repeat.

Originally Posted by Jimmer76 [View Original Post]

She typically takes very nice photos but they are deceiving on the scale. I saw her over a year ago and was shocked how big she was. At least 250 lb. I don't mean to be salty and maybe she has lost a lot of weight, but is she still a large woman. She's like late 30's / early 40's.

If you look at her photos most are photo shopped. A friend showed me a video of her and she definitely doesn't have a small waste. She was also doing a BBBJ in the video, so maybe she's selective. While I don't mind a thick girl, I don't like being deceived thinking I am about to see a Blonde with a Colombian body. She also hates this site, she either reads it or some White Knight reports to her. Her reviews are eh with the usual some that think she's awesome. A definite YMMV.

**KoolBreeze** · 03-04-22 10:33

Originally Posted by MrJohns [View Original Post]

So those not her pics?

Her body doesn't look like Spongebob.

That's my opinion. You are definitely welcome to go see for yourself.

**Sexmach** · 03-04-22 09:49

Originally Posted by Rosallyv69 [View Original Post]

Went on down to O-town. Milk Spa "Kiki" damn!! They are making dreams come true in that place. Didn't post this in the massage forum as I didn't get a massage. I got my world rocked. Just do it!

No doubt MS rocks. I saw Mocha recently. I believe everyone is top notch.

**Tallbert** · 03-04-22 09:12

Originally Posted by DumpSterPacker [View Original Post]

I totally concur!

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings. ".

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat...

Skip the Games: Bad boy, bad boy, what you going to do?

**ShaggyJax** · 03-04-22 07:56

Originally Posted by SuperXY [View Original Post]

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...a/155229334304

I met up with her yesterday on Philips towards downtown. Hh session $. 5. She has a nice tight body, tight wet kitty, and medium size breast that's offers lactation (what she said) if you're into that. Overall good session, all covered, cg, k9 and mish. She's a sweet girl and I enjoyed our time, but she does keep time of visits, and room smells like smoke. I may repeat.

I contacted that provider last week. She also quoted me $150 for a HH so I passed. She then replied an hour later with, "How much you got?" or something similar. I countered with $100. She then sent me a photo dump via text that took quite a while to arrive. In the mean time I asked her where in San Marco she was located since San Marco, to me, is kind of nice. Six hours later she gives me the address of the Economy Inn on Philips. For anyone new to the area, that motel is right across the street from Mt. Vernon and The Eagle Inn. $150 for a HH, my ass. About all she would get from me at that place is 50 bucks. Anyway, I never responded. I'm glad you enjoyed her, but at that location you were overcharged. Just my two cents.

Shaggy.

**Mr Johns** · 03-04-22 05:13

Originally Posted by KoolBreeze [View Original Post]

Don't be fooled by her pics. Trust me, she takes very forgiving pics. She's really shaped like SpongeBob. Her room look like a bomb exploded. Just nasty all around. I actually took a break from the hobby because I was so discussed. Smh.

So those not her pics?

Her body doesn't look like Spongebob.

**BusinessJax1** · 03-04-22 02:35

Originally Posted by JustinCider904 [View Original Post]

Just wanted to give a quick update. UTR Lauren (Or tryst Lauren if you prefer) is still in fact around. I'm not exactly sure what was going on with her for that week we weren't getting responses, but I did see her last week and she was still very much herself. She was lucid, smelled great, and sweet. Her BBBJ is still great and she is always wet and tight. I love hitting it from behind while looking at her amazing ass. One thing I will say though, I have seen her many times and have never went over the agreed time, but she still watched the clock, and even rushed me a bit this time. Maybe her volume is going up and she is booking appts closer together, I'm not sure but it was definitly off putting. One of the biggest reasons I see her regularly is she is consistent with her attitude and service. Being rushed is not something I'm used to from her, and it takes my experience down from what is typically an 8 or 9 to a 6 or 7. Granted 6-7 out of 10 is still better than 90%+ of the girls we have available, but it did leave me somewhat disappointed.

Is this little blonde Lauren that used travel with her friend and stay over in riverside?

**Rosallyv69** · 03-04-22 01:19

Went on down to O-town. Milk Spa "Kiki" damn!! They are making dreams come true in that place. Didn't post this in the massage forum as I didn't get a massage. I got my world rocked. Just do it!

**TEdwards** · 03-04-22 00:42

Originally Posted by DumpSterPacker [View Original Post]

I totally concur!

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings. ".

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Almost had it. I'd make minor adjustments on the following:

Asian: actually 10% Asian and fat but mostly black, or mostly white.

No AA: My pimp is black, but he's also my boyfriend, and when I retire, I'm going to marry him and live off his earnings.

Discreet: I have 30 guys visit me per day, smoke crack outside, don't want the hotel manager to kick me out, but just saying that to make you think that I actually am.

Your welcome is spelled you're welcome.

**TheTruthCs07** · 03-03-22 21:11

Originally Posted by Powerhouse100 [View Original Post]

Avoid Avoid Avoid! All she does is complain during the session. She informed me a while ago that she has sickle and it causes all sorts of pain for her. The session becomes very uncomfortable because of her much complaining! Did I not say avoid!

Back on the hunt for a reliable AA provider.

**SuperXY** · 03-03-22 21:01

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...a/155229334304

I met up with her yesterday on Philips towards downtown. Hh session $. 5. She has a nice tight body, tight wet kitty, and medium size breast that's offers lactation (what she said) if you're into that. Overall good session, all covered, cg, k9 and mish. She's a sweet girl and I enjoyed our time, but she does keep time of visits, and room smells like smoke. I may repeat.

**Jimmer76** · 03-03-22 18:08

Originally Posted by JaxGuitar [View Original Post]

Saw her when she was in Jax a week ago or so. Pics are real. She has a very pretty face. Covered everything. No GFE. Paid for hh and was rushed the entire time. Boring but sexy and pretty. Will not repeat.

She typically takes very nice photos but they are deceiving on the scale. I saw her over a year ago and was shocked how big she was. At least 250 lb. I don't mean to be salty and maybe she has lost a lot of weight, but is she still a large woman. She's like late 30's / early 40's.

**KoolBreeze** · 03-03-22 11:33

Originally Posted by MrJohns [View Original Post]

Has anyone had a dream with Jaeless?.

Don't be fooled by her pics. Trust me, she takes very forgiving pics. She's really shaped like SpongeBob. Her room look like a bomb exploded. Just nasty all around. I actually took a break from the hobby because I was so discussed. Smh.