Massage Parlor Reports

[Porkys1980]

Whose been here? Just wondering. They are on bedpage that advertises hot honeys LOL. Are they?

[SportsNews]

I am a bit bored mongering at the usual places. In the next couple weeks I plan to strike out and try some new and unexplored lands. Any recommendations for places that may have potential, are complete mysteries or just flying under the radar in South and Central OC? I am willing to Take a Couple For The Team and will report back over the next couple weeks. The more obscure, the better. The lower end the better. Let's just not get me killed.

Dude if a place flying under the radar it's for a reason. I went to a place first time and the woman gave me HJ while I lie face down and going at it on the bumhole, the best release I've had of all places I've gone and I'm surprised I don't see or hear about the person or massage place on here, so guess what I'm definitely not going to say what place that was so that it stays "Under the Radar". Bamboo I really liked but good grief it's being advertised so much it's going to start being booked up. There's also something about finding a place the masses don't frequent that feels special. I'm sure plenty on here have a spot or 2 that they speak nothing of, am I right mongers?

[Pand25]

Well, let me tell you, respect is always implied!! I did not say grope.

We are all adults here I suppose. Absolutely these women are human beings and they respond to a proper flirtation. I never discuss money until she grabs my cock! And I do not solicit, I flirt with them. I have fuk'd and suk'd pussy at even legit spa's as well. You treat them right and geneoursly tip. And the clothes come off. I'm just trying to pass on some quick info. I don't treat every situation the same.

You have to be smoothe and see where your flirtations lead. I guess for some it may take some it may take some trial and error. I have decades of experience and I try to help out mongers who don't have any experience. Can't tell you how many times I read posts / reviews here and reviews on RM that express comments about a certain spa or escort that say, she / they do not do HJ, FS, DATY, CIM, CIP, ANAL so on so forth when I know damm well that I have received all or most of these services at the same spas's, or by the same escorts.

It boils down to mutual respect and maners, experience, confidence, proper grooming, generosity and the desire to have fun! And as always YMMV! Alot of these women like confident and erotic men who take an interest in them! I have also had a quite a few where it turns into a roleplay after a few visits. (And I receive totaly erotic GFE / pse experiences. You fill in the blanks.

Adapt to the situation!

Overcome obstacles!

Respect!!

Reward!!

Enjoy!

These ladies are human beings. There's a good reason why words such as w*e are censored even in this forum. They're humans and don't need to be degraded like that. They're sex workers and unfortunately that means they have to put up with a lot of assholes, get grabbed / groped constantly, and so on. You get far more mileage with most of them if you treat them right.

When face down, do touch and caress their calf when they're in reach. This applies to whether they're wearing a skirt or pants. When they don't move away you can go higher up. That's their signal that you know what kind of place you're in. It doesn't take any more than that. Things like sitting naked at the edge of the bed waiting for them is fine if you know the place, but I think it's too much for a lot of places. Keep in mind that in the unlikely event that an LE sting is going on, you don't want to be sitting there butt naked trying to hug and kiss the girl the second she walks in. Not a good look.

As I mentioned below, New Spa has long been a reliable HJ place. It sounds like he did all the right things. If that resulted in nothing more than a legit run then something else is going on. Either he gave off the vibe of possibly being LE, or the rumors I heard about Cypress cracking down on places are true.

Places like Bamboo. Some of the girls will let you go under their clothes, some won't. Some will take clothes off, some won't. Some will let you roam top and bottom, some will only let you touch up top, some don't like being touched at all but will eventually come around if you see them regularly. Crossing their boundaries isn't going to get you very far.

Bottom line is don't be a dick to these girls. Treat them with respect and you'll probably have a far better experience with them than if you get overly aggressive and make demands.

[SixIncher]

Self explanatory:

Happy Face Spa.

Went in to beautiful young Asian girl in lingerie type clothes. Agreed to FS. Had taken a pill and some drinks before. Couldn't get aroused made me shoot with a softy somehow. Def effects of pill. Want to try here again but she charged full amount still for FS which I argued but was too messed up to make sense of what was going on. $$.

F&C.

After many years of hearing about this place I committed. And it was exactly as I had heard on here. She caters to all of your needs no matter how weird you are and doors wide open to other open rooms so everyone could hear me clapping. Other providers there were giggling which was sort of exciting. Wish they would have watched. But then the dreaded depression for 2 days after was the worst I have ever had it. $.

888 Spa part 1 and 2.

Was driving Harbor looking for other spot I forgot where it was and saw this. Decided to try it out as it was tucked in corner but had walk of shame past other storefronts. Both women heavier set but gave good massage. Teasing was next level and spent a lot of time teasing both before and after the flip. Did a little ass play and finished me off with some top touching.

888 Spa part 3.

Went back after experiencing both providers and mid massage asked if they did 4 hand. She was hesitant but then yelled for other provider to come in $. 50. Could tell they were hesitant but they gave full attention to junior and gave me great massage. Asked for clothes off but they were to shy and just giggled. Eventually let me reach under top and sucked on them while they both finished me. Not good looking but they gave a lot of attention to you and great massage. Could tell they enjoyed me coming back for more.

Coconut Massage.

Weird location but walked in to honest unsuspecting looking provider. Could tell she was "in the middle" of something when I had walked in / interrupted her. Once she came to room asked what I wanted and said everything. She was hesitant as I knew she had to go back and "finish" her chores. Forgot her name but young nice body decent uppers and small trimmings down below. Pretty non involved on her end. $$.

Nuad Thai.

Completely LEGIT place but the best Thai massage you will have with some grazing. Went here a lot in past and was able to touch over clothes but didn't make move this time. The "hot" one (Ariy) which I made booking with was not available and I was told to come back next time and "Sorry". Bummed but Tina did a great massage. Hurt so good. 1 hour 60 tip 20.

Blue Sea YY.

Walked in and was prompted to do 4 hand massage. Went with 2 hand to see what was happening here as I hadn't been before. Lee (mid 40's with average body) gave me great massage with fantastic teasing. Then flip I was at attention she asked what I wanted, was told only HJ with touching under available. The best thing a provider could say "I will go slow and take my time don't worry" and points to junior. And she was right she took her time like she worshipped the phallic gods. She might of did a little ass / finger play but who would ever admit that. Full body experience for me. She said come back next day for 4 hand that she has friend with big uppers that they would put in my face while she would rub me. Couldn't make it so went back following week. Review below.

Blue Sea YY part 2.

Walked in to older provider but takes VERY good care of her body. Would say 40's which means really more like 50's. Same thing as above GREAT massage great teasing. On flip offered HJ only but full nude and I had taken a few shots before so off it asked her to sit on my face. Small Bush but honest to god had the sweetest tasting, best inward lips, non saggy, perfectly looking cat I have ever seen (my kill count is in the 60+ for reference) for being in her 50's. Puts some of these 20 yo; s to shame. It was one of those days where I lasted forever. Needless to say my neck and muscles under my chin were sore as shit the next few days and she was very pleased. She cleaned me up and washed my face and rinsed my mouth. Will definitely be back.

I have more but this is getting long.

Also, been wanting some BIG like Big uppers (naturals preferred) though please DM me with some info. I can provide more info for trade.

[HandyLover]

Palms has Latina and Asian.

Pm in Tustin. Ask for Cici.

Fc. Fish and chip everyone knows Lucy has Huggins.

888 spa in Santa Ana. Once again they keep changing their girls. So you might be lucky.

And in the end. No mongers should be complaining like heartless jay or the other deeebs are such experts they rely on other recommendations. Because they are too chicken shit to go or too broke lmao.

Can you please clarify. Does the "PM" in Tustin stand for Panda Massage or Professional Massage?

[Grimmy23]

Ha! Vitamin V along with a smoothie full greens and take a shot of concentrated beet powder etc. Etc. And you be walking wood like a young man!

Or, you can try 'Liquid Steel' from Lawrence Supplements. It is all natural. It is more subtle, but you might be pleasantly surprised with a flag pole!

Plus you have to flirt with these ho's and have a good time. Flirt from the outset, sit on the side of the bed naked and wait for her to come in, introduce yourself and give her a little hug and pat on the ass and see where it goes.

C'Mon. Man!! As Uncle Joe would say!!

LOL!!

These ladies are human beings. There's a good reason why words such as w*e are censored even in this forum. They're humans and don't need to be degraded like that. They're sex workers and unfortunately that means they have to put up with a lot of assholes, get grabbed / groped constantly, and so on. You get far more mileage with most of them if you treat them right.

When face down, do touch and caress their calf when they're in reach. This applies to whether they're wearing a skirt or pants. When they don't move away you can go higher up. That's their signal that you know what kind of place you're in. It doesn't take any more than that. Things like sitting naked at the edge of the bed waiting for them is fine if you know the place, but I think it's too much for a lot of places. Keep in mind that in the unlikely event that an LE sting is going on, you don't want to be sitting there butt naked trying to hug and kiss the girl the second she walks in. Not a good look.

As I mentioned below, New Spa has long been a reliable HJ place. It sounds like he did all the right things. If that resulted in nothing more than a legit run then something else is going on. Either he gave off the vibe of possibly being LE, or the rumors I heard about Cypress cracking down on places are true.

Places like Bamboo. Some of the girls will let you go under their clothes, some won't. Some will take clothes off, some won't. Some will let you roam top and bottom, some will only let you touch up top, some don't like being touched at all but will eventually come around if you see them regularly. Crossing their boundaries isn't going to get you very far.

Bottom line is don't be a dick to these girls. Treat them with respect and you'll probably have a far better experience with them than if you get overly aggressive and make demands.

[Pand25]

Ha! Vitamin V along with a smoothie full greens and take a shot of concentrated beet powder etc. Etc. And you be walking wood like a young man!

Or, you can try 'Liquid Steel' from Lawrence Supplements. It is all natural. It is more subtle, but you might be pleasantly surprised with a flag pole!

Plus you have to flirt with these ho's and have a good time. Flirt from the outset, sit on the side of the bed naked and wait for her to come in, introduce yourself and give her a little hug and pat on the ass and see where it goes.

C'Mon. Man!! As Uncle Joe would say!!

LOL!!

It's hard without any teasing.

My go-to place teases through the massage.

[Illeffeqt]

Anyone had a lactating provider?

Prolly better off finding an escort to fit that niche mate.

[AsianMovie]

You need to get aroused and while its standing at attention you point to it.

She'll get the hint.

It's hard without any teasing.

My go-to place teases through the massage.

[Grimmy23]

Everything Russian is banned USA.

We'll just call it Ukrainian from now on.

[Mustang3]

Everything Russian is banned USA.

I finally got the chance to try Mia from everyones suggestion. Honestly, I wasnt expecting much, but it turned out to be a great experience. Massage was okay nothing yo write home about plus it was too short imo. The tease was amazing. Then, on the turn she actually laid down beside me and put her breasts on my face and I couldn't help myself but just feed on it. Theyre man made, but theyre quite nice. Yeah I was asking for a Russian, but she didn't want to negotiate for the price. I tried tho haha. Great finish imo. Will try to see if I could get a Russian finish next time. What else is on the menu? Dmg was. 4 + . 6 I'm fairly cheap and but I'd say she deserves the. 6. Plus she's a real good flirt too haha.

Also, side note don't read further if disgusted easily. Just needed to share, had an exp with one of my go-to's where I was fiv and thinking she was soaking wet. Turns out it was blood. She said she wasnt on period but that was a lie. Hahaha definitely had to wash my hand rigorously. But will come back eventually. Dnt want to name them. Just wanted to share the experience.

[Gulongitlog]

I finally got the chance to try Mia from everyones suggestion. Honestly, I wasnt expecting much, but it turned out to be a great experience. Massage was okay nothing yo write home about plus it was too short imo. The tease was amazing. Then, on the turn she actually laid down beside me and put her breasts on my face and I couldn't help myself but just feed on it. Theyre man made, but theyre quite nice. Yeah I was asking for a Russian, but she didn't want to negotiate for the price. I tried tho haha. Great finish imo. Will try to see if I could get a Russian finish next time. What else is on the menu? Dmg was. 4 + . 6 I'm fairly cheap and but I'd say she deserves the. 6. Plus she's a real good flirt too haha.

Also, side note don't read further if disgusted easily. Just needed to share, had an exp with one of my go-to's where I was fiv and thinking she was soaking wet. Turns out it was blood. She said she wasnt on period but that was a lie. Hahaha definitely had to wash my hand rigorously. But will come back eventually. Dnt want to name them. Just wanted to share the experience.

[ChrisPoontang]

Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.

You need to get aroused and while its standing at attention you point to it.

She'll get the hint.

[NinjaChacha69]

I'll go first.

Best.

Pm in Tustin. Lilian. BJ he.

Sunny reflexology. Lucy Liu. Does it all.

O spa. Laguna hills. Yuri and mamason / Mary 4 hand special. He and FS.

Worst spas.

Honey. 440 fair. Stole my $60 from back pocket.

Lucky spa. 440. Fat asses and bad att.

Total relax. Total joke. Old gilfs. And le outside all the time.

Aren't there curtains for separating the tables at Sunny. Did you manage bbj or FS with the curtains? Same Provider as you. Only got a HE. Was the first time so possible that she might be cautious.

[Grimmy23]

Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.

This place used to be a go-to for me. I always got a HJ there for 40 house. Never any mention of a tip but I'd give 40 and none of the providers ever complained. I'd rub the calf and go further up the leg while face down, then on the flip I'd just lift their top up and pull their bottoms down and nobody ever resisted. All of the providers there are 40 ish and remotely passable. Over the last couple months though the extras seem to have stopped there. I've heard rumors that Cypress has discovered that they have AMPs in their town and is starting to crack down. Don't know how true it is but this may be a direct result of that.

I've started making the longer drive (for me) down to Bamboo instead. It's cheaper and you get better massages, but on the negative side you also don't usually get the provider's clothes off like I was able to do at New Spa (with the usual disclaimer that there are certain exceptions).

Bamboo: 35 house for 60 minutes, good massage, nice slow release. Often with some edging, Chinese providers in their 40's (better looking than the ones at New Spa), limited exposure to bare skin with most providers (most offering OTC roaming, some a little bit of UTC roaming up top, rarely more than that).

New Spa: 40 house for 30 minutes, "ok but not great" massage, Viet providers in their 40's (not as good looking as the ones at Bamboo), more typical AMP style release - not slow and easy like Bamboo, usually no issues getting top up and pants down (although both the release and the roaming access seem to have gone away at least for now).