Massage Parlor Reports

[HandyLover]

Palms has Latina and Asian.

Pm in Tustin. Ask for Cici.

Fc. Fish and chip everyone knows Lucy has Huggins.

888 spa in Santa Ana. Once again they keep changing their girls. So you might be lucky.

And in the end. No mongers should be complaining like heartless jay or the other deeebs are such experts they rely on other recommendations. Because they are too chicken shit to go or too broke lmao.

Can you please clarify. Does the "PM" in Tustin stand for Panda Massage or Professional Massage?

[Grimmy23]

Ha! Vitamin V along with a smoothie full greens and take a shot of concentrated beet powder etc. Etc. And you be walking wood like a young man!

Or, you can try 'Liquid Steel' from Lawrence Supplements. It is all natural. It is more subtle, but you might be pleasantly surprised with a flag pole!

Plus you have to flirt with these ho's and have a good time. Flirt from the outset, sit on the side of the bed naked and wait for her to come in, introduce yourself and give her a little hug and pat on the ass and see where it goes.

C'Mon. Man!! As Uncle Joe would say!!

LOL!!

These ladies are human beings. There's a good reason why words such as w*e are censored even in this forum. They're humans and don't need to be degraded like that. They're sex workers and unfortunately that means they have to put up with a lot of assholes, get grabbed / groped constantly, and so on. You get far more mileage with most of them if you treat them right.

When face down, do touch and caress their calf when they're in reach. This applies to whether they're wearing a skirt or pants. When they don't move away you can go higher up. That's their signal that you know what kind of place you're in. It doesn't take any more than that. Things like sitting naked at the edge of the bed waiting for them is fine if you know the place, but I think it's too much for a lot of places. Keep in mind that in the unlikely event that an LE sting is going on, you don't want to be sitting there butt naked trying to hug and kiss the girl the second she walks in. Not a good look.

As I mentioned below, New Spa has long been a reliable HJ place. It sounds like he did all the right things. If that resulted in nothing more than a legit run then something else is going on. Either he gave off the vibe of possibly being LE, or the rumors I heard about Cypress cracking down on places are true.

Places like Bamboo. Some of the girls will let you go under their clothes, some won't. Some will take clothes off, some won't. Some will let you roam top and bottom, some will only let you touch up top, some don't like being touched at all but will eventually come around if you see them regularly. Crossing their boundaries isn't going to get you very far.

Bottom line is don't be a dick to these girls. Treat them with respect and you'll probably have a far better experience with them than if you get overly aggressive and make demands.

[Pand25]

Ha! Vitamin V along with a smoothie full greens and take a shot of concentrated beet powder etc. Etc. And you be walking wood like a young man!

Or, you can try 'Liquid Steel' from Lawrence Supplements. It is all natural. It is more subtle, but you might be pleasantly surprised with a flag pole!

Plus you have to flirt with these ho's and have a good time. Flirt from the outset, sit on the side of the bed naked and wait for her to come in, introduce yourself and give her a little hug and pat on the ass and see where it goes.

C'Mon. Man!! As Uncle Joe would say!!

LOL!!

It's hard without any teasing.

My go-to place teases through the massage.

[Illeffeqt]

Anyone had a lactating provider?

Prolly better off finding an escort to fit that niche mate.

[AsianMovie]

You need to get aroused and while its standing at attention you point to it.

She'll get the hint.

It's hard without any teasing.

My go-to place teases through the massage.

[Grimmy23]

Everything Russian is banned USA.

We'll just call it Ukrainian from now on.

[Mustang3]

Everything Russian is banned USA.

I finally got the chance to try Mia from everyones suggestion. Honestly, I wasnt expecting much, but it turned out to be a great experience. Massage was okay nothing yo write home about plus it was too short imo. The tease was amazing. Then, on the turn she actually laid down beside me and put her breasts on my face and I couldn't help myself but just feed on it. Theyre man made, but theyre quite nice. Yeah I was asking for a Russian, but she didn't want to negotiate for the price. I tried tho haha. Great finish imo. Will try to see if I could get a Russian finish next time. What else is on the menu? Dmg was. 4 + . 6 I'm fairly cheap and but I'd say she deserves the. 6. Plus she's a real good flirt too haha.

Also, side note don't read further if disgusted easily. Just needed to share, had an exp with one of my go-to's where I was fiv and thinking she was soaking wet. Turns out it was blood. She said she wasnt on period but that was a lie. Hahaha definitely had to wash my hand rigorously. But will come back eventually. Dnt want to name them. Just wanted to share the experience.

[Gulongitlog]

I finally got the chance to try Mia from everyones suggestion. Honestly, I wasnt expecting much, but it turned out to be a great experience. Massage was okay nothing yo write home about plus it was too short imo. The tease was amazing. Then, on the turn she actually laid down beside me and put her breasts on my face and I couldn't help myself but just feed on it. Theyre man made, but theyre quite nice. Yeah I was asking for a Russian, but she didn't want to negotiate for the price. I tried tho haha. Great finish imo. Will try to see if I could get a Russian finish next time. What else is on the menu? Dmg was. 4 + . 6 I'm fairly cheap and but I'd say she deserves the. 6. Plus she's a real good flirt too haha.

Also, side note don't read further if disgusted easily. Just needed to share, had an exp with one of my go-to's where I was fiv and thinking she was soaking wet. Turns out it was blood. She said she wasnt on period but that was a lie. Hahaha definitely had to wash my hand rigorously. But will come back eventually. Dnt want to name them. Just wanted to share the experience.

[ChrisPoontang]

Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.

You need to get aroused and while its standing at attention you point to it.

She'll get the hint.

[NinjaChacha69]

I'll go first.

Best.

Pm in Tustin. Lilian. BJ he.

Sunny reflexology. Lucy Liu. Does it all.

O spa. Laguna hills. Yuri and mamason / Mary 4 hand special. He and FS.

Worst spas.

Honey. 440 fair. Stole my $60 from back pocket.

Lucky spa. 440. Fat asses and bad att.

Total relax. Total joke. Old gilfs. And le outside all the time.

Aren't there curtains for separating the tables at Sunny. Did you manage bbj or FS with the curtains? Same Provider as you. Only got a HE. Was the first time so possible that she might be cautious.

[Grimmy23]

Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.

This place used to be a go-to for me. I always got a HJ there for 40 house. Never any mention of a tip but I'd give 40 and none of the providers ever complained. I'd rub the calf and go further up the leg while face down, then on the flip I'd just lift their top up and pull their bottoms down and nobody ever resisted. All of the providers there are 40 ish and remotely passable. Over the last couple months though the extras seem to have stopped there. I've heard rumors that Cypress has discovered that they have AMPs in their town and is starting to crack down. Don't know how true it is but this may be a direct result of that.

I've started making the longer drive (for me) down to Bamboo instead. It's cheaper and you get better massages, but on the negative side you also don't usually get the provider's clothes off like I was able to do at New Spa (with the usual disclaimer that there are certain exceptions).

Bamboo: 35 house for 60 minutes, good massage, nice slow release. Often with some edging, Chinese providers in their 40's (better looking than the ones at New Spa), limited exposure to bare skin with most providers (most offering OTC roaming, some a little bit of UTC roaming up top, rarely more than that).

New Spa: 40 house for 30 minutes, "ok but not great" massage, Viet providers in their 40's (not as good looking as the ones at Bamboo), more typical AMP style release - not slow and easy like Bamboo, usually no issues getting top up and pants down (although both the release and the roaming access seem to have gone away at least for now).

[CalTheImpaler]

I am a bit bored mongering at the usual places. In the next couple weeks I plan to strike out and try some new and unexplored lands. Any recommendations for places that may have potential, are complete mysteries or just flying under the radar in South and Central OC? I am willing to Take a Couple For The Team and will report back over the next couple weeks. The more obscure, the better. The lower end the better. Let's just not get me killed.

[AsianMovie]

Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.

[BigBoDonk]

Go see Coco at Suphatra Thai in Orange. Young mid 20's GND Viet beautiful natural D's. She's a sweetheart treat her well.

Thank you boss, does she offer FS?

[Porkys1980]

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