Massage Parlor Reports

[BigLuber]

If you find a spa that still does $45/ HH and $60 Hour, that's a good sign that the girls there get no money from the house and just survive on tips, so it's anything goes.

The higher priced placed that do 70 and 80 for the hour includes 10 or 15 for the girl, but the boss doesn't want any FS going on, usually just a HJ in offered.

Case in point, the VIP up on Pembroke rd is 80/ hour. And the massage is pretty good, and the girl will likely look more like a Chinese laundry lady than someone you would want FS from.

There are some spas that actually charge the girl $10 or20 for the room use on top of the house fee you paid because she has the ok to do what ever for tips.

This works out pretty good if the girl looks good and can perform. The spa owner enjoys an increase in clients that puts more into the cash box and the girl just takes care of the client for her tips.

[WorldwideHorny]

Is Nelly: https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42293/ a waste of time. Is it no HJ?

Absolute waste of time. Went there a month ago. Nothing was offered. Didn't even want me to get naked. Don't bother.

[BigLuber]

Also, I forgot to mention Doral massage at Doral Massage at 7. xxx NW 2. 5th St, Suite X, Have had some fun times in that place too, right on par with the EV.

https://doral-oriental-massage.busin...edium=referral

[BigLuber]

It sounds like you're getting hounded for info LOL. Honestly, you've shared plenty enough for anyone to go off and experience similar adventures. I know I have had my own enjoyment just by taking notes. Got myself a nice list of numbers of girls willing to go down the dark path with me if you know what I mean. It's not that difficult and even surprising how easy it can be.

Don't easily dismiss the "dive spas" just because they are in a sketchy area. I'll vouch for East Village as one such place that is actually quite nice and has at best average looking girls that are willing to do whatever you want for a decent tip. And I do mean anything.

I say this as someone who hasn't asked BigLuber for any information. Just reading his posts and a little in between the lines.

Also, I forgot to mention Doral massage at Doral Massage at 7. xxx NW 2. 5th St, Suite X, Have had some fun times in that place too, right on par with the EV.

[FootyFanatic14]

Let's cut to the meat of the matter here. We mongers like the down and dirty sex the women sell it.
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It sounds like you're getting hounded for info LOL. Honestly, you've shared plenty enough for anyone to go off and experience similar adventures. I know I have had my own enjoyment just by taking notes. Got myself a nice list of numbers of girls willing to go down the dark path with me if you know what I mean. It's not that difficult and even surprising how easy it can be.

Don't easily dismiss the "dive spas" just because they are in a sketchy area. I'll vouch for East Village as one such place that is actually quite nice and has at best average looking girls that are willing to do whatever you want for a decent tip. And I do mean anything.

I say this as someone who hasn't asked BigLuber for any information. Just reading his posts and a little in between the lines.

[BigLuber]

Let's cut to the meat of the matter here. We mongers like the down and dirty sex the women sell it.

All this chatter about a good massage with just an HJ and nothing else is for old limp dicks and inexperienced guys that are stuck dragging a wife with them everywhere they go in life.

Real Wh0 re mongers want to get it on with hot young women that like getting f#cked for money.

I don't like fancy or Up-scale. Those are just synonyms for Over-Priced Disappointment.

I like to go to the less affluent areas like west Hollywood, Davie, SW 8 street and the Flagami areas (Flagler and NW 7 street) to what I call "Dive Spas" Like a Dive bar, but a Dive Spa.

The Jing-Jing at 260X Sterling is a good Dive Spa, So is the East Village on Davie Rd Ext.

And any spa in a low rent shopping plaza or a free standing building in an industrial area, or a residential house, like on Sheridan street between 44X and I-95.

The nastier, the better. Like a run down plaza with a liquor store or Chinese Restaurant or a pawn shop.

An AMP here is going to be all about FS and the massage will likely suck.

I like to visit places like: Dream Girls in Hialeah, or Oriental Massage at 392X NW 7st, And the AMP at 361X Flagler, or Asian Massage at 521X NW 79 ave.

Find a sexy Asian lady in one of these crap bins and bring condoms and lube because you'll need them.

These girls work in the lower end of the massage circuit, and they really like to fuck for tips, massage is just a cover for the more nefarious services they provide.

So uncork your horny slob spirit and go get what you really want.

A nasty adventure with a fine little slant eyed sl#t in a seedy joint.

And do Bare back at your own risk. G61.

[BrockLake]

Is Nelly: https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42293/ a waste of time. Is it no HJ?

[BigLuber]

I hop around a lot, I have a couple of spas I go to often but mostly I visit various places.

Jing-Jing, a couple of other AMPs on Sterling, East Jing Spa on 441,104 and Taft, East Village, Foot Spa at Pine Island and 84, Shylake Mall AMP, a couple of places on Ives Dairy, couple of AMPs on SW 8st and Flagler, a place on Griffin Rd, etc.

The fun girls move around, I have worked to make the personal connections to where I text them and find out where they are, I may drive to up to Pompano or down to Cutler Bay on a related issue and stop to go bang a cutie I stay in touch with so it's a guaranteed BBBJ / BBFS experience. It's all about the basics of good communication.

And the best part is that I get referrals from the women I stay in touch with to other fine, young AMP cuties that will take a Benji for BBFS because their friend said I'm OK.

If I just start randomly directing mongers I don't even know who they are, or what they look like, or what their problem is, out the to the AMP ladies I have in my personal contacts, it's could to ruin it for me.

A percentage of the dudes posting here are inept, some are still too young and inexperienced, Others are just not up to speed have to over pay to get laid.

If it's a time issue (maybe there's a wife) or you can't afford the charges (fortunately I can) then stepping down a notch to parking and doing covered FS in the back seat with a $50 SWer is probably better.

I don't say that to be bragging, I've spent many years with many SWers and it was super fun. But now-a-days I like visiting the Asian ladies.

[BadAss91]

How long is the $99 session? Does it include using the sauna, etc?

Thanks for the info!

I took a full hour for $99, I didn't want to shower or use the steam room. But if you want you can do 45 minutes massage then 15 steam room or half and half.

[MBaby69]

Went there and it seems like everyone Is independent. Mediocre HJ and paid $40 extra. Will repeat to try new girls.

How long is the $99 session? Does it include using the sauna, etc?

Thanks for the info!

[BTarzan]

Yo, I'll be staying in South Beach for a couple of days. What's the best spots to go to with HE?

[BadAss91]

Keep seeing those ads on CL for Caribbean Queen spa. Any info on them?

Example: https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bts...447736107.html.

Went there and it seems like everyone Is independent. Mediocre HJ and paid $40 extra. Will repeat to try new girls.

[BlueStream]

They have some decent looking girls, think it is just massage and perhaps you get stress relief but the way it is set up I believe it's just a nice massage and a towel clean up should you spring a leak. Would not expect menu. Good price if you need a massage from decent looking girls. Not a LMP or AMP vibe. Chill spa.

I am guessing the girls rent the room and they seem to be independent. I have gone twice and both times it was a nice therapeutic experience. Seems promising depending on the therapist that you may get your root chakra balanced providing stress relief. Cool little place.

[BigLuber]

In terms of Healing Massage, I called a few times and they kept hanging up. Decided to stop by, went inside and it was an older skinny Asian woman, wasn't feeling it so I left.

Yeah, you never know who's on duty till you get there. It's why when I find a cutie that does me right, I make sure we trade cell ph numbers.

I get hers and text her from my G-Voice app. A monger should make all his calls / text msgs to fun only girls on a phone app that calls from a different number or a Family Dollar Burner Phone, bought with cash.

Just to be safe.

[KingChrome]

Are you talking about Serenity Spa at 12X street and Biscayne?

That place closes early like 8 pm, and is pretty much just a Jack-Shack for tourist. They do Groupon is all you got to know there.

It's in the same class as The Mandarin Spa at 16X street and the Silver Spa at 10X street.

And the worse of all, The Oasis Spa at 7X street and NE 2 ave.

All targeting the tourist set and a friendly hand shake is about all you'll likely get.

There are 2 pretty good FS options in that area of Biscayne.

Head south to NE 12X street, go east to 218X and you'll find meme Spa. Always a god time there.

And if you want to up the talent and the price, then head to 1173X , Healing Massage. Some fine women come and go there but not at bargain prices.

It all depends on how much you want to spend or how much you can be suckered into spending.

In terms of Healing Massage, I called a few times and they kept hanging up. Decided to stop by, went inside and it was an older skinny asian woman, wasn't feeling it so I left.