Massage Parlor Reports

**Rls0179** · 02-27-22 17:59

Originally Posted by UnHungGuy [View Original Post]

New lady, Anna. WoW!

Could we get some better details?

**UnHung Guy** · 02-27-22 16:51

New lady, Anna. WoW!

**TightBox** · 02-27-22 15:25

I am not sure how many providers are working yet I have had three different ones over the past couple months. Each one has been very accommodating and really good. Today I walked in and a new girl that I had not seen before greeted me at the door. She took my hand and led me to the second room, she tapped my ass and said get undressed and get ready with a smile. She had a tiny body with nice perky ones. I was face down when she came in and started at my foot and lightly moved her hand up my leg grazing my crack and then up my back and said relax and enjoy. At that minute I smiled with my face in the holder and new this was going to be good. Sure enough she did not disappoint. Massage was excellent along with the finish. Paid 60/50 and she was truly grateful. It is worth going with out a doubt!

Originally Posted by indylad [View Original Post]

I have never been there, but I must make the drive this weekend. Got to see the metal house AND a clean AMP.

**Ty Cox** · 02-27-22 14:28

Originally Posted by EPhillips [View Original Post]

I can kind of understand the people who decry the vaccine (which Is a vaccine) as virtue signaling. But condoms? FFS there are so many STD's you can get from unprotected sex that it's mind boggling. Forget pregnancy, because it's not like an MT is going to track you down for child support. But what about the other guys she fucked who gave her the clap? Or herpes? Or AIDS? Then you stick your dick in her and go at it like a jackrabbit, not even remembering that tiny little nick from when you caught your balls shaving or in your zipper or scratched too hard. Now you get a (potentially) lifelong reminder of the consequences of thinking with your little head.

If you're a dude who runs around calling condoms virtue signaling, then I'm not surprised you're out there paying for action.

Also this is probably going to be moved to the prickyard, but ffs people wear a condom.

I never wear condoms because they don't work for me. And I shoot blanks, sometimes I admit I had some yellowish green discharge coming out of me but I try to go get that treated in between dates.

**EPhillips** · 02-27-22 14:08

Originally Posted by JustYourAvgJoe [View Original Post]

I wonder what they would do if someone wearing a mask got covid. Or worse, if someone got the shot (it's not a vaccine) got covid. OH THE HORROR! Surely it would be international news since nothing like this has ever happened with these two highly effective means of virtue signaling.

I can kind of understand the people who decry the vaccine (which Is a vaccine) as virtue signaling. But condoms? FFS there are so many STD's you can get from unprotected sex that it's mind boggling. Forget pregnancy, because it's not like an MT is going to track you down for child support. But what about the other guys she fucked who gave her the clap? Or herpes? Or AIDS? Then you stick your dick in her and go at it like a jackrabbit, not even remembering that tiny little nick from when you caught your balls shaving or in your zipper or scratched too hard. Now you get a (potentially) lifelong reminder of the consequences of thinking with your little head.

If you're a dude who runs around calling condoms virtue signaling, then I'm not surprised you're out there paying for action.

Also this is probably going to be moved to the prickyard, but ffs people wear a condom.

**JustYourAvgJoe** · 02-27-22 13:29

I wonder what they would do if someone wearing a mask got covid. Or worse, if someone got the shot (it's not a vaccine) got covid. OH THE HORROR! Surely it would be international news since nothing like this has ever happened with these two highly effective means of virtue signaling.

Originally Posted by ManWithPants [View Original Post]

I wonder what they would do if they accidentally got one of these women pregnant.

**PussyHound6 9** · 02-27-22 13:26

Originally Posted by ColoradoJoe [View Original Post]

So Monday I was out running errands on the northwest side of town. After finishing up I decided I'd earned a break. Swung by the Firehouse. The usual MT car wasn't there but there were no others. Sign was on so I figured why not.

Was greeted by a decent looking woman, about 40 ish. Very long hair, glasses, and a dress. (Good sign!) She spoke very little English.

Paid for an hour and proceeded to undress and assumed the position. She came in and immediately grabbed a bottle of oil and splashed it across my back. Quick, terrible massage, rubbing ensued.

5 minutes into it, she stopped and went for a towel.

Returning she said to flip. (There had been no trade, whatsoever).

She grabbed junior and looked at me and pulled her dress down to expose her B cups. I motioned for a BJ. She managed enough English to twllme to show her money.

I got up and got my wallet. I had a lot more cash than I intended to give her, but she got excited. I peeled off 100. She immediately got naked and pushed me back onto the table. Cover was applied, orally, then she climbed on top and began the hump and grind..

Sometimes I think they do the fucking and blowjobs so bad, so that they can get you to finally just do the handjob. I have read so many stories on here that the guy just gets frustrated and either stops them or 'settles' for the easiest thing that gets him off, and then still tips them. If they have done a bad job, don't tip them and tell them why. Maybe that will change their attitudes.

**PussyHound6 9** · 02-27-22 13:22

Originally Posted by ZenAdventurer [View Original Post]

BBFS? Clearly with the increasing frequency I'm seeing this in the forums that anti mask and anti vax idiocy has spilled over into the he hobby to now include protection. The operative word being "protection. " Be safe. More importantly, be smart. Oh wait. This is America.

When you get to the point that it has be well over ten years since you have been able to cum in a condom, then you can judge me. Yes, I am aware of diseases and I certainly don't want any, so I do try and limit my bareback, so I get a lot of HE's.

**Ruston McGraw** · 02-27-22 12:22

Originally Posted by ManWithPants [View Original Post]

I wonder what they would do if they accidentally got one of these women pregnant.

My swimmers are dead. No chance of that here. I think pregnancy scares are the least worrisome thing out there.

**Blah0621** · 02-27-22 11:21

I've kept up with the forum but haven't contributed, figured I'd start (paranoia of leaving my phone out while logged in prevented me but I like the login timeout so figured, why not).

Stopped by sweets looking for Mimi, a previous report mentioned a visit to the Greek isles and wanted to visit myself. She was off and before I left, I was introduced to Ashley. Very pretty and young! At most 30 but in the dim lights she looked like younger 20's. Very playful and flirty, reminded me of Alice. She even joked that the other girls there were old enough to be her mom.

Ok massage and short CBJ, mish on the table, standing mish, doggie, then back to standing mish. Couldn't finish so switched to HJ. All in all a great time. She's small with a small, firm butt and small b cups. She's got a little belly and it's very self conscious of it though it doesn't take away from the sexiness. She's new and I'd repeat if I get a chance. Damage was standard 40 for hhr and 140 for CBJ and cfs.

**ManWithPants** · 02-27-22 00:22

Originally Posted by ZenAdventurer [View Original Post]

BBFS? Clearly with the increasing frequency I'm seeing this in the forums that anti mask and anti vax idiocy has spilled over into the he hobby to now include protection. The operative word being "protection. " Be safe. More importantly, be smart. Oh wait. This is America.

I wonder what they would do if they accidentally got one of these women pregnant.

**Zen Adventurer** · 02-25-22 20:38

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**Sadas** · 02-25-22 16:49

Saw Angela a few days ago. Normal house fee for the half an hour. On the flip BBFS / BBBJ were on the table for $.6. Will probably visit again.

**ColoradoJoe** · 02-25-22 13:35

So Monday I was out running errands on the northwest side of town. After finishing up I decided I'd earned a break. Swung by the Firehouse. The usual MT car wasn't there but there were no others. Sign was on so I figured why not.

Was greeted by a decent looking woman, about 40 ish. Very long hair, glasses, and a dress. (Good sign!) She spoke very little English.

Paid for an hour and proceeded to undress and assumed the position. She came in and immediately grabbed a bottle of oil and splashed it across my back. Quick, terrible massage, rubbing ensued.

5 minutes into it, she stopped and went for a towel.

Returning she said to flip. (There had been no trade, whatsoever).

She grabbed junior and looked at me and pulled her dress down to expose her B cups. I motioned for a BJ. She managed enough English to twllme to show her money.

I got up and got my wallet. I had a lot more cash than I intended to give her, but she got excited. I peeled off 100. She immediately got naked and pushed me back onto the table. Cover was applied, orally, then she climbed on top and began the hump and grind.

After awhile it became evident that I wasn't going to get off that way so she moved and gobbled my cock with an aggressiveness that made me wonder if she was going to chew it off.

After what seemed like forever she paused and asked by hand motion if she could jack it off the rest the way.

Frankly I was glad she did. It was the best part of the visit. Except she damn near dumped a bottle of oil on me.

Thinking I'll pass on her if I return.

**CommonSteve666** · 02-24-22 23:28

Originally Posted by Neyiak [View Original Post]

I wonder about the hygiene practice / routine that you do while practicing the hobby. Do you allow them to use their wet towels on your junk? Do you ask them to wash their hands with soap before anything? I'm being paranoid about STDs. I wonder if any STDs could be transmitted from one to another through their hands, HPV maybe?

One of the things I do: No hot towel on my junk. I bring my own lub. I'm thinking of brining my own oil too to avoid any undesirable allergic reaction to such poor quality oil.

Consider avoiding those who start you of with DFK and then follow up with a tongue in your ass. Might have done the same sequence with the prior bloke.