Massage Parlor Reports

[PussyHound6 9]

So Monday I was out running errands on the northwest side of town. After finishing up I decided I'd earned a break. Swung by the Firehouse. The usual MT car wasn't there but there were no others. Sign was on so I figured why not.

Was greeted by a decent looking woman, about 40 ish. Very long hair, glasses, and a dress. (Good sign!) She spoke very little English.

Paid for an hour and proceeded to undress and assumed the position. She came in and immediately grabbed a bottle of oil and splashed it across my back. Quick, terrible massage, rubbing ensued.

5 minutes into it, she stopped and went for a towel.

Returning she said to flip. (There had been no trade, whatsoever).

She grabbed junior and looked at me and pulled her dress down to expose her B cups. I motioned for a BJ. She managed enough English to twllme to show her money.

I got up and got my wallet. I had a lot more cash than I intended to give her, but she got excited. I peeled off 100. She immediately got naked and pushed me back onto the table. Cover was applied, orally, then she climbed on top and began the hump and grind..

Sometimes I think they do the fucking and blowjobs so bad, so that they can get you to finally just do the handjob. I have read so many stories on here that the guy just gets frustrated and either stops them or 'settles' for the easiest thing that gets him off, and then still tips them. If they have done a bad job, don't tip them and tell them why. Maybe that will change their attitudes.

[PussyHound6 9]

BBFS? Clearly with the increasing frequency I'm seeing this in the forums that anti mask and anti vax idiocy has spilled over into the he hobby to now include protection. The operative word being "protection. " Be safe. More importantly, be smart. Oh wait. This is America.

When you get to the point that it has be well over ten years since you have been able to cum in a condom, then you can judge me. Yes, I am aware of diseases and I certainly don't want any, so I do try and limit my bareback, so I get a lot of HE's.

[Ruston McGraw]

I wonder what they would do if they accidentally got one of these women pregnant.

My swimmers are dead. No chance of that here. I think pregnancy scares are the least worrisome thing out there.

[Blah0621]

I've kept up with the forum but haven't contributed, figured I'd start (paranoia of leaving my phone out while logged in prevented me but I like the login timeout so figured, why not).

Stopped by sweets looking for Mimi, a previous report mentioned a visit to the Greek isles and wanted to visit myself. She was off and before I left, I was introduced to Ashley. Very pretty and young! At most 30 but in the dim lights she looked like younger 20's. Very playful and flirty, reminded me of Alice. She even joked that the other girls there were old enough to be her mom.

Ok massage and short CBJ, mish on the table, standing mish, doggie, then back to standing mish. Couldn't finish so switched to HJ. All in all a great time. She's small with a small, firm butt and small b cups. She's got a little belly and it's very self conscious of it though it doesn't take away from the sexiness. She's new and I'd repeat if I get a chance. Damage was standard 40 for hhr and 140 for CBJ and cfs.

[ManWithPants]

BBFS? Clearly with the increasing frequency I'm seeing this in the forums that anti mask and anti vax idiocy has spilled over into the he hobby to now include protection. The operative word being "protection. " Be safe. More importantly, be smart. Oh wait. This is America.

I wonder what they would do if they accidentally got one of these women pregnant.

[Zen Adventurer]

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[Sadas]

Saw Angela a few days ago. Normal house fee for the half an hour. On the flip BBFS / BBBJ were on the table for $.6. Will probably visit again.

[ColoradoJoe]

So Monday I was out running errands on the northwest side of town. After finishing up I decided I'd earned a break. Swung by the Firehouse. The usual MT car wasn't there but there were no others. Sign was on so I figured why not.

Was greeted by a decent looking woman, about 40 ish. Very long hair, glasses, and a dress. (Good sign!) She spoke very little English.

Paid for an hour and proceeded to undress and assumed the position. She came in and immediately grabbed a bottle of oil and splashed it across my back. Quick, terrible massage, rubbing ensued.

5 minutes into it, she stopped and went for a towel.

Returning she said to flip. (There had been no trade, whatsoever).

She grabbed junior and looked at me and pulled her dress down to expose her B cups. I motioned for a BJ. She managed enough English to twllme to show her money.

I got up and got my wallet. I had a lot more cash than I intended to give her, but she got excited. I peeled off 100. She immediately got naked and pushed me back onto the table. Cover was applied, orally, then she climbed on top and began the hump and grind.

After awhile it became evident that I wasn't going to get off that way so she moved and gobbled my cock with an aggressiveness that made me wonder if she was going to chew it off.

After what seemed like forever she paused and asked by hand motion if she could jack it off the rest the way.

Frankly I was glad she did. It was the best part of the visit. Except she damn near dumped a bottle of oil on me.

Thinking I'll pass on her if I return.

[CommonSteve666]

I wonder about the hygiene practice / routine that you do while practicing the hobby. Do you allow them to use their wet towels on your junk? Do you ask them to wash their hands with soap before anything? I'm being paranoid about STDs. I wonder if any STDs could be transmitted from one to another through their hands, HPV maybe?

One of the things I do: No hot towel on my junk. I bring my own lub. I'm thinking of brining my own oil too to avoid any undesirable allergic reaction to such poor quality oil.

Consider avoiding those who start you of with DFK and then follow up with a tongue in your ass. Might have done the same sequence with the prior bloke.

[Zerbert003]

Any reports on this one? https://indianapolis.skipthegames.co...g/058254399217.

This link might give you more info. She really doesn't do it for me. https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/3177943190

[Jndy500]

Is Phoenix still a thing? Has talent rotated? I am so jealous of the Manhattan choices. Go ahead and visit their thread and you will get a boner and might even fly to NYC.

It sounds like Sweet is the closet thing to it, but the location makes me uncomfortable. Too "expose" for me.

[Neyiak]

I wonder about the hygiene practice / routine that you do while practicing the hobby. Do you allow them to use their wet towels on your junk? Do you ask them to wash their hands with soap before anything? I'm being paranoid about STDs. I wonder if any STDs could be transmitted from one to another through their hands, HPV maybe?

One of the things I do: No hot towel on my junk. I bring my own lub. I'm thinking of brining my own oil too to avoid any undesirable allergic reaction to such poor quality oil.

[Bester1972]

Any reports on this one? https://indianapolis.skipthegames.co...g/058254399217.

[Neyiak]

This has got to be one of the most honest and respectable reviews on here. I personally think most of the somewhat attractive girls are in bigger cities / away from USA now for Chinese New Year celebrations. I went into rose spa looking for younger ladies a week ago and saw some that were easily 40-50 just eating and chewing louder than my dog. I just left and said I'll come back later. I've been planning a trip to either Chicago or Orlando to try out their talent but I'll stop myself after being with my gf haha. Stay safe fellas.

The food is another story. It happened multiple times that I would hear their stomach making loud sounds, disgusting. I don't know why I do this to myself.

Regarding big cities, I lived in NYC 7 years ago, and it was a hit or miss. CL and BP were active. Almost all of them didn't post their real pic. I only went to those Russian and eastern European private places in the mid east. Most of them were pretty, or at least acceptable. One of them was extremely attractive. I couldn't believe she was doing this job when she can marry the next rich person and live happily ever after. That being said, they were not good at massage. Their attitude was not the best. I assumed their attitude comes from their tough culture, or probably the pressure of living in NYC, or probably something far more dangerous that I was oblivious about it. I also never felt safe. I always imagined someone would burst into the room and slash my throat. I kept going, I guess it was part of the thrill. I reflect back on those days with regrets and confusion.

[Indylad]

Start in Broadripple and drive east on Broadripple. If you miss the 20 ft high billboard sign saying Love Hope you should not be driving with those Coke bottle eyeglasses.

Between a gas station and a post WWII metal house. Those houses are pretty neat. I have seen three in the area.

I have never been there, but I must make the drive this weekend. Got to see the metal house AND a clean AMP.