Massage Parlor Reports

[SCJohn]

Young Zi on brookhurst is my recommendation to throw her off your trail😁 I've taken mine there a few times. $45/ hr plus tip. Careful, she might go with you all the time here now.

+2.

I've also brought the SO to YZ for a massage. They do have male MT's there if that's her preference.

[SCJohn]

Yo, has anyone ever paid for their entire visit with a credit card? Some of my buddies will pay for the door fee with card and carry cash for a tip. But has anyone done the whole thing with a credit card?

Yes, but it's unusual. Most places will take a CC for the HF, but request cash for tips.

[Ad949]

Agreed. If only I could find the naked massage and HJ or BJ in the LF area, I'd be happy!!

Bio Luana (formerly Bio Therapy) on Aspan in LF should suit your needs just fine for basic are&T sans clothing.

[Fe Maiden]

Go to O spa in Laguna hills, Mary will take good care of your cock on the daily, tight body, looks like late 4 os. Porksy says she's over 50 but in the dark she lets you play with her tight body.

Does she get naked though? That's my main goal is to find a good massage provider who gets naked and gives a nice HE.

[UciMagic]

Talk about an incognito shop. I just tried this place by Euclid and Ball. Just a single door next to a sandwich shop with the word "Spa" on it. No phone number, no picture, just a door covered with tin foil so you couldn't peak inside. I only went because someone posted about Lulu on rubmp.

Went on Thursday 10 am. Apple opened the door. Chinese girl, similar to Eco's Apple but with shorter hair and thicker. Makeup, nice long lashes, pink polkadot cocktail dress, round booty and large man-made Cs. My first time there and she hugged me like I've been there for years. Super friendly. Paid $60 for the hr and laid face down. Apple came back in and immediately laid down on my back and embraced me. The heck? Whatever, I just bent my arms backwards to feel up her ass. That's one hell of a welcome. Hard pressure massage and some chit chat for 30 minutes. Then she asked what I wanted. Everything of course. She rattled off a list that started at $. 6. up to $3. Dayam. I told her it was my birthday and settled at $. 6 paid upfront. CBJ and CFS. Her ass clapping on me so loud you could probably hear it two rooms down. Finished inside, cleaned up, kissed and said goodbye. I'll be back as a treat but want to try Lulu next.

Someone else go try it and report back how it went for you.

[Caribe]

What's Hx LOL.

https://www.humaniplex.com

[Westttwon]

Yo, has anyone ever paid for their entire visit with a credit card? Some of my buddies will pay for the door fee with card and carry cash for a tip. But has anyone done the whole thing with a credit card?

[UciMagic]

I'm a regular reader, I know I'm not a regular poster, though I think my few posts have been decent. I try not to take without too much giving.

But, I want to take some advice or recommendation now.

My funds are watched pretty carefully, so I go get a massage every now and then when my shoulder is hurting again. It tends to be budget AMPs because credit card for house fee plus tip, and I can't get away with big tips without raising some flags. Anyway, seems to happen every few weeks. Wink Wink. I keep telling my SO that she should come with me or go get a massage for herself, so I don't feel so spoiled. She never does. She doesn't want to waste money on that type of thing. (And I'm very okay with offering but having her reject the offer!

Well, I think she is willing to go. So now I'm trying to find a place that might do couples massage, or possibly just massage both of us in separate rooms. Trying to find a place that's got decent looking ladies, maybe, but not 'obvious' ones. Many of the places I frequent have a milfy Asian (perfectly fine with me) wearing tight see-through tights or a low cut shirt, etc.

Young Zi on brookhurst is my recommendation to throw her off your trail😁 I've taken mine there a few times. $45/ hr plus tip. Careful, she might go with you all the time here now.

[Friendlylurker]

Lila at VT.

Short girl little round (Snooki body) but has nice D tits. I walked in she instantly asked if I had been there before and what I wanted I said a nuru is good. Takes off her closes tell me to just relax and only touching with hands. Massage was 4/10 and I'm someone who likes the massage part to be well done too. Slight teasing. And on the slip I fingered a little while she was serving me. Little bit of dirty talk but over 5/10 experience. Felt rushed and nonchalant. Wouldn't go back. She was nice though.

Jacky at VT.

Asian women late 30's probably. Really nice fake tits and knows what's she's doing. Doesn't speak much English but will give you a good massage and than slide all over on the flip. Really makes you want to stick it in. Seen her twice but only ever gotten HJ with chest play. Could probably get more if you asked. I'm tempted to see her again to see how far I can get. 8/10 would go again.

Only other girl I've seen recently is Esme at pure relax. Not much to say. A little chubby nice big tits but didn't really know what she was doing and took me a while to get done which is almost never the case. Would not see here again.

I used to really enjoy seeing Jacky, she would give a nice sensual nuru with FS. Since becoming a regular, she rushes everything, no nuru and wants me to finish asap. I couldn't even finish the last time I saw her because I was expecting the rush and just couldn't get into it.

If she is treating you right, go for it, she used to be a lot of fun for me.

[Grimmy23]

I'm a regular reader, I know I'm not a regular poster, though I think my few posts have been decent. I try not to take without too much giving.

But, I want to take some advice or recommendation now.

My funds are watched pretty carefully, so I go get a massage every now and then when my shoulder is hurting again. It tends to be budget AMPs because credit card for house fee plus tip, and I can't get away with big tips without raising some flags. Anyway, seems to happen every few weeks. Wink Wink. I keep telling my SO that she should come with me or go get a massage for herself, so I don't feel so spoiled. She never does. She doesn't want to waste money on that type of thing. (And I'm very okay with offering but having her reject the offer!

Well, I think she is willing to go. So now I'm trying to find a place that might do couples massage, or possibly just massage both of us in separate rooms. Trying to find a place that's got decent looking ladies, maybe, but not 'obvious' ones. Many of the places I frequent have a milfy Asian (perfectly fine with me) wearing tight see-through tights or a low cut shirt, etc.

And finally, generally speaking with a couples massage, does the SO (female) feel more comfortable with a guy massaging her or a girl, or doesn't matter? (Assuming no extras to be offered for her.).

Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

Honestly your best bet is to go to one of the chain massage places that has couples massage. Most have couples rooms with two tables so you can get massages together in the same room. I wouldn't recommend Massage Envy, but Burke Williams, Hand & Stone, or Elements are all good bets. You'll spend $100 each by the time you tip your therapists, but that will highlight the benefits of massage to your SO and maybe get your budget up a little. Some people go to the crappy (legit) Asian places where you can get massage cheaper, but I don't recommend that. You're probably going to get an inadequately trained, unlicensed provider working in conditions that don't meet sanitary standards for spas. For a real therapeutic, legit massage you have to go to someone who's professionally trained and licensed, and that costs a bit more.

Male therapists vs female. That depends on personal preferences. I have clients both male and female who only want to see male therapists because the perception is that males provide firmer pressure (not true, but some think so). I have female clients who would never let a male MT touch them, and I have female clients who specifically request males. It's all legit massage and private parts stay covered, so it doesn't matter a whole lot.

Just don't go to a legit place looking for an "attractive" provider. If you give out that vibe you'll get yourself banned and possibly reported to police. Legit places hire therapists based on their massage skills, not based on how they look. Touch any of them inappropriately or ask for extras and you'll create a world of problems for yourself, possibly including criminal charges. Offer extra money for a HJ and you'll likely have a police report filed against you for solicitation. Keep that stuff in the AMPs where it belongs.

[Slammer6008]

Be more specific. Thanks LOL.

It's a massage Place where you get your Winkie sucked an fucked! Is that better.

[BrodieCuffs]

LOL! Where are these night clubs? Got some club names? I'd like to try some pickup lines on some GILFs.

Now I'm curious, I've been on the civilian side recently and could use a granny LMAO.

Lucy just gets the job done on a moment's notice, assuming she's in. I'm not a good person LOL.

[Mr Plumber]

I don't feel as strongly as some about Cindy at My Happy but since she's gone, I wanted to check out the provider who replaced her. This afternoon, I went to check her out. Thankfully, road construction at Bolsa and Brookhurst was over so, no traffic jam.

What ever has been said about Cindy, Anna is worse. She's 5'6" and chubby. She wears a lot of eye makeup. She was wearing some sort of risqu black top, showing her fat back. I took one look at her and said hello then goodbye. So, I can't comment on her service. Her looks, alone, turned me off.

As far as I know, My Happy is still the bargain basement entry fee for a 60 minute session that gives extras but the providers I saw leave a lot to be desired.

I've been endulging with Angela at MHF the last couple months. Very accommodating and sweet for a pushing-50 therapist. The last visit this past Tuesday the door fee went up to $40/ hour for me. Must be to pay for the new framed, dry-walled cubicles construction. No more small, curtained space to get your groove on. You boys who like her knees on the floor show or bend her over the table now have sufficient room to work. Now if they'd only bring in some sub-30 spinners with big Bs I'd be 'happy. '.

[JakeForTheWin]

There must be a lot of new girls here not being told the ropes. So this is my second visit here where a younger girl didn't really understand the norms and normal prices. The last time the girl told me there was a donation for extras and I told her I knew and she got completely undressed.

This time same thing, young 28 year old cute Asian petite girl. She was very nice and spoke broken English with enough to have a conversation. Massage was good, table walked and it was good because she was so dang light. Let me touch all over throughout massage and she was completely nude. On the flip l, light teasing and started to play with jr. She bent over and let me FIV while she continued HJ as I fingered her and fondled her little A cups.

Finished and she cleaned me up. I tipped her 80 for full nude and fiv because it was almost GFE and she was confused and said it's usually 100. I told her no for full nude and only HJ usually 80 is more than good. Told her anything past that should be BJ or FS.

Same issue with previous younger girl.

This one's name was lina and she works Thursday and Friday's.

I did 30 minutes for 45.

Well at least I know I'm not the only who thinks the new girls here don't know what they're doing. I saw Lena a while back and I usually go for nuru. I've been here several times so I know Kelly and she recommends good girls but Lena was average. I asked for nuru and she told me she doesn't do nuru only nude. I said no a HJ would be fine, she asked for a Benjamin, I told her no that's what I pay for nuru. Ended up giving 4 Jackson's. Same thing with skylar, she's not attractive BTW, short, chubby and session is lackluster, I asked for nuru and she said. 120, told her I only have 1 Benjamin, she said it's fine but next time. 120.

I'm hesitant to try out other girls here, like candie since my last two experiences weren't so great.

[Porkys1980]

Go my son report back to me only and you'll be rewarded with 1000 virgins. And 15 slammer bucks.

Be more specific. Thanks LOL.