Massage Parlor Reports

**Porkys1980** · 02-09-22 02:00

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Eyyo seriosly, why would someone want to bang asian granny with fake tits? There are plenty of them in any night club in Westminster that will do it for free.

Is it First Class massage? LOL you are talking about. Great grannies with big ol titties and nice asses.

**Caribe** · 02-09-22 01:28

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Eyyo seriosly, why would someone want to bang asian granny with fake tits? There are plenty of them in any night club in Westminster that will do it for free.

LOL! Where are these night clubs? Got some club names? I'd like to try some pickup lines on some GILFs.

**Steven007** · 02-08-22 22:44

This is a family owned business, there is no Jenny that works here, someone is just spamming our business. We have regular massages only. Please look elsewhere.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-08-22 22:28

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

Guys, guys. There is only one reason to go to F&C. Lucy. Call ahead and make an appointment. Bareback anything you want and she LOVES it. Always smiling and cheerful, WANTS you to CIM, CIP whatever. Cleans you (and her) up meticulously. Zero reports of anyone getting an STD. She's happy with a 70-80 tip. Yes, I have a regular MT at another place but maybe once a month I get the BB itch and visit Lucy. She's not a 20 year old spinner but she sure delivers.

Eyyo seriosly, why would someone want to bang asian granny with fake tits? There are plenty of them in any night club in Westminster that will do it for free.

**Steven007** · 02-08-22 22:11

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**Nice Guy 99** · 02-08-22 21:27

Originally Posted by Handylover [View Original Post]

The one time I went F&C I got her too. Ugh! I was able to hold out after the back rub and turn down multiple asks to give me a handy. Just couldn't do it. And that laugh of hers sounded like she smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Kudos to you for getting hard with all that going on! I never went back!.

Guys, guys. There is only one reason to go to F&C. Lucy. Call ahead and make an appointment. Bareback anything you want and she LOVES it. Always smiling and cheerful, WANTS you to CIM, CIP whatever. Cleans you (and her) up meticulously. Zero reports of anyone getting an STD. She's happy with a 70-80 tip. Yes, I have a regular MT at another place but maybe once a month I get the BB itch and visit Lucy. She's not a 20 year old spinner but she sure delivers.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-08-22 19:55

Originally Posted by Westttwon [View Original Post]

Still 120 but 40 house fee. Some providers will do more for like an extra tip.

They charged me 160 last time. Sunday night girl with nice boobs and butt. Tattoo on butt.

**HandyLover** · 02-08-22 19:45

Originally Posted by CalTheImpaler [View Original Post]

Against my better judgement, I ventured over to F&C after work. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me, but there I was and as luck may have it, I got Coco. I think I get a better massage when my dog walks on top of me than what I got from Coco. On the flip she asked for $ for a HJ. I said I would pass. Eventually we got down to. 4 and it was game on. She jackhammered so hard that I thought she was going to rip my ballsack off. All the while she was making some heavy breathing Darth Vader sounds. I didn't know WTF was going on. I just want it to be over with my scrotum still attached. Blessed be the monger that I survived this horrific encounter the Darth Coco. I shall endeavor not to return to the forsaken realm known as F&C.Actually I will probably be back to hit one of the other hags. I just can't help myself.

The one time I went F&C I got her too. Ugh! I was able to hold out after the back rub and turn down multiple asks to give me a handy. Just couldn't do it. And that laugh of hers sounded like she smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Kudos to you for getting hard with all that going on! I never went back!.

**Nice Guy 99** · 02-08-22 18:23

Originally Posted by HeadorTail [View Original Post]

Wow. 211X Harbor on CM. Park in back. Call ahead for Jenny. Tall and beautiful Thai-Chinese mix. Body to die for. I'm usually too wordy in my reviews. I'll just say. Wow. Run, don't walk. F'ing hot! She's the stuff legends are made of.

70 to the house for an hour? Please be a little more wordy. .

**Westttwon** · 02-08-22 17:47

Originally Posted by Zangieff [View Original Post]

What's the damage at detox nowadays? Used to be $120 no house fee for 30 min FS.

Still 120 but 40 house fee. Some providers will do more for like an extra tip.

**Westttwon** · 02-08-22 17:44

Originally Posted by Illeffeqt [View Original Post]

Thanks! Appreciate the DD on Classy as I drive by that place a lot and was always curious. Any provider recommendations? Assuming that 40 is for HH and 60 H?

All of them are really good actually. I have had everyone in there I think about like 2-3 times. Some even let you FIV. Depends on the therapist and if they like you.

**SlickJJ** · 02-08-22 17:06

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

Was intrigued by this number and I ended up at a place that has re opened by appointment, Sweet Massage in Beach and Cerritos. The girl was "Nana", a twenty something little thing with a very pretty face hot body but a unfortunate stomach tatoo very gorgoues and passionate girl.

Lots Of breast play, nipple sucking, CBJ cfs very enjoyable girl.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../20672756.html

What was the damage?

**HeadorTail** · 02-08-22 16:06

Wow. 211X Harbor on CM. Park in back. Call ahead for Jenny. Tall and beautiful Thai-Chinese mix. Body to die for. I'm usually too wordy in my reviews. I'll just say. Wow. Run, don't walk. F'ing hot! She's the stuff legends are made of.

**Slammer6008** · 02-08-22 15:51

I will only give information on the girls with people I'm familiar with it. If your looking for something cheap everyone knows we're to go right? F&C. You won't find Apple at Happy or F&C. She's at a different location if you have her number then you already know. She has some new friends once they go through my training session they will be ready for your enjoyment. Peace out!! Always remember to tip your server!! Go Rams!! Angels 2022 Spring Training!! Doyers suck it!!

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-08-22 10:47

Against my better judgement, I ventured over to F&C after work. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me, but there I was and as luck may have it, I got Coco. I think I get a better massage when my dog walks on top of me than what I got from Coco. On the flip she asked for $ for a HJ. I said I would pass. Eventually we got down to. 4 and it was game on. She jackhammered so hard that I thought she was going to rip my ballsack off. All the while she was making some heavy breathing Darth Vader sounds. I didn't know WTF was going on. I just want it to be over with my scrotum still attached. Blessed be the monger that I survived this horrific encounter the Darth Coco. I shall endeavor not to return to the forsaken realm known as F&C.Actually I will probably be back to hit one of the other hags. I just can't help myself.