Massage Parlor Reports

[JerryX]

Whats the damage at Happy?

It was ok I got the wrong girl LOL just a handy for $40.

[JerryX]

So door fee 40.

CBJ 80.

Tip of 60.



180 out the door total damage?

Seems a bit excessive. Not casting stones, just too rich for my blood.

(especially when an HX gal will do incall and won't rush you.

What's Hx LOL.

[JerryX]

Far more miss than hit, but even in the legit Thai places there's always an outside chance you will get someone who will provide a little extra for a little extra tip. A lot of the Thai providers like to tease and flirt a little to keep you coming back, but it doesn't necessarily mean anything is going to happen. You just have to hope for that rogue provider who will go above and beyond. The thing is you can make a horse's ass of yourself pretty easily. If you go in and grab the wrong girl's ass in the wrong establishment you're going to get bounced and permanently 86'd from the place, and you'll look pretty stupid in the process. It's not like the other AMP's where you can just feel up the girl's legs and when she doesn't move away you know it's game on. And as you said, I don't think most of the Thai spa owners want their spas known as jack shacks, but if someone is in fact providing a little extra and it's getting a few clients coming back on a regular basis, they will tend to look the other way.

$40 for the house and $80 to $140 for by to FS same for o spa handles with a good massage LOL.

[Taws6]

flip 80 for CBJ, 120


40 HHR, Tipped 60.

Looks 4/10, attitude 7/10, service 5/10.

So door fee 40.

CBJ 80.

Tip of 60.

180 out the door total damage?

Seems a bit excessive. Not casting stones, just too rich for my blood.

(especially when an HX gal will do incall and won't rush you.

[Porkys1980]

There must be a lot of new girls here not being told the ropes. So this is my second visit here where a younger girl didn't really understand the norms and normal prices. The last time the girl told me there was a donation for extras and I told her I knew and she got completely undressed.

This time same thing, young 28 year old cute Asian petite girl. She was very nice and spoke broken English with enough to have a conversation. Massage was good, table walked and it was good because she was so dang light. Let me touch all over throughout massage and she was completely nude. On the flip l, light teasing and started to play with jr. She bent over and let me FIV while she continued HJ as I fingered her and fondled her little A cups.

Finished and she cleaned me up. I tipped her 80 for full nude and fiv because it was almost GFE and she was confused and said it's usually 100. I told her no for full nude and only HJ usually 80 is more than good. Told her anything past that should be BJ or FS.

Same issue with previous younger girl.

This one's name was lina and she works Thursday and Friday's.

I did 30 minutes for 45.

This chick gets around. She works at a few places. They are b cups her tits weren't that small. LOL.

Still fun person she loves the anal stuff too!

Mary and Yuri are my new faves for Now at O Sp.

But an occasional Lina tops my week. Just text her ahead of time to see if she works at Elegant Massage in Cm or Emerald in Orange.

[Lift Her Up]

Even if they're awful I do standard and just never go back to them. Got to appreciate our service industry workers out there, tips is what they live off of.

I underscore that! Reward super service with increased tip, but if it's sub-par, just don't go back. Have some sympathy for these girls, without whom I'd be forced into celibacy.

Also I've noticed since I've been back in this, since 2008, that sometimes I just don't click with a girl others think highly of, and sometimes I feel super connected with someone who's been panned by others. There's something about the interpersonal connection that may be beyond the conscious control of the girl and the customer. Just my 2 cents worth.

Lift Her Up.

[SlickJJ]

I don't know about sunset but definitely a spot next door where the BoA ATM is called Happy Face. Young Asians and offer CFS. Not really a legit massage tho LOL.

Whats the damage at Happy?

[Grimmy23]

Wow, I had forgotten about RT. I used to hit the one in Dana. The owner told me that she and her ex owned both and when they split he took Laguna and she kept Dana. The first few times I was there the owners friend was helping out. She stroked me both times I saw her then quit doing massage. I ended up seeing the owner quite a bit. She is super nice and runs a legit operation.

One day she asked if any of her girls pleasured me. I winked and said "maybe". She giggled and over the next few months actually suggested which girls might do me. Unfortunately she wouldn't help out. She liked me and was ok with extras by others. She just didn't want to be running a Jack shack. She told me that her ex encouraged the girls to go the extra mile to keep business going strong. Now that was in 2013. I have only popped in occasionally so get an outstanding massage from the owner. Soooo it's possible, or at least it WAS possible with that particular crew.

Far more miss than hit, but even in the legit Thai places there's always an outside chance you will get someone who will provide a little extra for a little extra tip. A lot of the Thai providers like to tease and flirt a little to keep you coming back, but it doesn't necessarily mean anything is going to happen. You just have to hope for that rogue provider who will go above and beyond. The thing is you can make a horse's ass of yourself pretty easily. If you go in and grab the wrong girl's ass in the wrong establishment you're going to get bounced and permanently 86'd from the place, and you'll look pretty stupid in the process. It's not like the other AMP's where you can just feel up the girl's legs and when she doesn't move away you know it's game on. And as you said, I don't think most of the Thai spa owners want their spas known as jack shacks, but if someone is in fact providing a little extra and it's getting a few clients coming back on a regular basis, they will tend to look the other way.

[ItsJay17]

There must be a lot of new girls here not being told the ropes. So this is my second visit here where a younger girl didn't really understand the norms and normal prices. The last time the girl told me there was a donation for extras and I told her I knew and she got completely undressed.

This time same thing, young 28 year old cute Asian petite girl. She was very nice and spoke broken English with enough to have a conversation. Massage was good, table walked and it was good because she was so dang light. Let me touch all over throughout massage and she was completely nude. On the flip l, light teasing and started to play with jr. She bent over and let me FIV while she continued HJ as I fingered her and fondled her little A cups.

Finished and she cleaned me up. I tipped her 80 for full nude and fiv because it was almost GFE and she was confused and said it's usually 100. I told her no for full nude and only HJ usually 80 is more than good. Told her anything past that should be BJ or FS.

Same issue with previous younger girl.

This one's name was lina and she works Thursday and Friday's.

I did 30 minutes for 45.

[BigBoDonk]

Looking for girls with DDD sizes or at least DD. Any thoughts?

[Member #6371]

I'm located in the San Fernando Valley so all of my contributions are in that forum. Heading down to the OC on Friday for a lunch and was curious if anyone could help me sort through the nuru options. I looked through Rubmaps and it seems like the OC (particularly Lake Forest) has so many more of these providers than we do up here. Is there one that stands out as the best of the bunch? I realize nuru isn't for everyone. I just enjoy the tease from a hot provider. Thanks in advance for any help!

[Porkys1980]

I will start with the Costa Mesa worst first:

Total relax spa is more like a cold shower when you get out of there. Girls ask for big $$ before you even negotiate.

440 Rose Spa used to be ok, but now some old mamasan owns it and has her 2 tramps outside basically streetwalking to lure guys in. Bad attitudes and LE was across the street.

440 Honey spa, didn't have FS but the black and Latina girls offer it now, I would give 2/ 5 because they just rush you when they take their clothes off.

440 white swan is an on an off place, there is this girl named Julie with fake big titties, seems like she's the owner. BJ was ok but expected big $$ tips.

Go Jerry. You the man. And funny people are confused which Royal Thai. I know this one you are talking about is in Cm lmao.

[Skinny Dugan]

Wow, I had forgotten about RT. I used to hit the one in Dana. The owner told me that she and her ex owned both and when they split he took Laguna and she kept Dana. The first few times I was there the owners friend was helping out. She stroked me both times I saw her then quit doing massage. I ended up seeing the owner quite a bit. She is super nice and runs a legit operation.

One day she asked if any of her girls pleasured me. I winked and said "maybe". She giggled and over the next few months actually suggested which girls might do me. Unfortunately she wouldn't help out. She liked me and was ok with extras by others. She just didn't want to be running a Jack shack. She told me that her ex encouraged the girls to go the extra mile to keep business going strong. Now that was in 2013. I have only popped in occasionally so get an outstanding massage from the owner. Soooo it's possible, or at least it WAS possible with that particular crew.

Where is Royal Thai at? RM only show one in Dana Point and the other in Laguna. Both with no reviews.

[Westttwon]

Has anyone been to Sunset On Beach blvd recently? Back in 2018/19 There used to be a nice lady age 32-35 who gives solid massage + HJ.

Not sure if she still works there, Has anyone got additional services here like FS from young provider in the last 2-3 weeks? Or Legit Massage + HJ?

I don't know about sunset but definitely a spot next door where the BoA ATM is called Happy Face. Young Asians and offer CFS. Not really a legit massage tho LOL.

[BigM1]

Where is Royal Thai at? RM only show one in Dana Point and the other in Laguna. Both with no reviews.

I will start with the Costa Mesa worst first:

Total relax spa is more like a cold shower when you get out of there. Girls ask for big $$ before you even negotiate.

440 Rose Spa used to be ok, but now some old mamasan owns it and has her 2 tramps outside basically streetwalking to lure guys in. Bad attitudes and LE was across the street.

440 Honey spa, didn't have FS but the black and Latina girls offer it now, I would give 2/ 5 because they just rush you when they take their clothes off.

440 white swan is an on an off place, there is this girl named Julie with fake big titties, seems like she's the owner. BJ was ok but expected big $$ tips.

Tranquil Thai has lady boys and don't tell you or let you choose until they come in your dark room. I almost punched him / her when I found out LOL luckily didn't drop my shorts yet when they walk in LOL.

Thiptara massage used to be good, but LE is on the street 24/7 it seems scouting the place.

Thai rose also has LE in front.

Best AMPs still.

OC Beauty bar in FV, hot Latina and white girls there. Good CBJ, no FS.

Ospa laguna hills, got to to try Mary, next time I want to try Yuri and Vicki.

Golden lavender in CM should be called Golden showers LOL.

Elegant for the mysterious hotties. Call ahead for appts, don't ask too many questions or the girl gets mad and hangs up on you, LOL.

Royal Thai has an older but biggins top titties, soft and all natural. Talk about sucking start a harley!