Massage Parlor Reports

**Mr Plumber** · 02-18-22 05:55

Originally Posted by Caribe [View Original Post]

I don't feel as strongly as some about Cindy at My Happy but since she's gone, I wanted to check out the provider who replaced her. This afternoon, I went to check her out. Thankfully, road construction at Bolsa and Brookhurst was over so, no traffic jam.

What ever has been said about Cindy, Anna is worse. She's 5'6" and chubby. She wears a lot of eye makeup. She was wearing some sort of risqu black top, showing her fat back. I took one look at her and said hello then goodbye. So, I can't comment on her service. Her looks, alone, turned me off.

As far as I know, My Happy is still the bargain basement entry fee for a 60 minute session that gives extras but the providers I saw leave a lot to be desired.

I've been endulging with Angela at MHF the last couple months. Very accommodating and sweet for a pushing-50 therapist. The last visit this past Tuesday the door fee went up to $40/ hour for me. Must be to pay for the new framed, dry-walled cubicles construction. No more small, curtained space to get your groove on. You boys who like her knees on the floor show or bend her over the table now have sufficient room to work. Now if they'd only bring in some sub-30 spinners with big Bs I'd be 'happy. '.

**JakeForTheWin** · 02-18-22 02:15

Originally Posted by ItsJay17 [View Original Post]

There must be a lot of new girls here not being told the ropes. So this is my second visit here where a younger girl didn't really understand the norms and normal prices. The last time the girl told me there was a donation for extras and I told her I knew and she got completely undressed.

This time same thing, young 28 year old cute Asian petite girl. She was very nice and spoke broken English with enough to have a conversation. Massage was good, table walked and it was good because she was so dang light. Let me touch all over throughout massage and she was completely nude. On the flip l, light teasing and started to play with jr. She bent over and let me FIV while she continued HJ as I fingered her and fondled her little A cups.

Finished and she cleaned me up. I tipped her 80 for full nude and fiv because it was almost GFE and she was confused and said it's usually 100. I told her no for full nude and only HJ usually 80 is more than good. Told her anything past that should be BJ or FS.

Same issue with previous younger girl.

This one's name was lina and she works Thursday and Friday's.

I did 30 minutes for 45.

Well at least I know I'm not the only who thinks the new girls here don't know what they're doing. I saw Lena a while back and I usually go for nuru. I've been here several times so I know Kelly and she recommends good girls but Lena was average. I asked for nuru and she told me she doesn't do nuru only nude. I said no a HJ would be fine, she asked for a Benjamin, I told her no that's what I pay for nuru. Ended up giving 4 Jackson's. Same thing with skylar, she's not attractive BTW, short, chubby and session is lackluster, I asked for nuru and she said. 120, told her I only have 1 Benjamin, she said it's fine but next time. 120.

I'm hesitant to try out other girls here, like candie since my last two experiences weren't so great.

**Porkys1980** · 02-17-22 23:36

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Go my son report back to me only and you'll be rewarded with 1000 virgins. And 15 slammer bucks.

Be more specific. Thanks LOL.

**Slammer6008** · 02-17-22 23:17

Originally Posted by DSchrute [View Original Post]

Hey slammer, it's been a few months for me but today I texted the boss at 6*. I got photos but no names. If I go this weekend I will definitely report.

Go my son report back to me only and you'll be rewarded with 1000 virgins. And 15 slammer bucks.

**DaveSC** · 02-17-22 23:05

I'm a regular reader, I know I'm not a regular poster, though I think my few posts have been decent. I try not to take without too much giving.

But, I want to take some advice or recommendation now.

My funds are watched pretty carefully, so I go get a massage every now and then when my shoulder is hurting again. It tends to be budget AMPs because credit card for house fee plus tip, and I can't get away with big tips without raising some flags. Anyway, seems to happen every few weeks. Wink Wink. I keep telling my SO that she should come with me or go get a massage for herself, so I don't feel so spoiled. She never does. She doesn't want to waste money on that type of thing. (And I'm very okay with offering but having her reject the offer!

Well, I think she is willing to go. So now I'm trying to find a place that might do couples massage, or possibly just massage both of us in separate rooms. Trying to find a place that's got decent looking ladies, maybe, but not 'obvious' ones. Many of the places I frequent have a milfy Asian (perfectly fine with me) wearing tight see-through tights or a low cut shirt, etc.

And finally, generally speaking with a couples massage, does the SO (female) feel more comfortable with a guy massaging her or a girl, or doesn't matter? (Assuming no extras to be offered for her.).

Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

**DaveSC** · 02-17-22 22:58

I guess its HB, kinda on the north side closer to Seal Beach-ish.

Bolsa Chica and Edinger.

I remember a few years back, pre-covid, going there a few times and getting the standard service. It was nice, a little tease, a little HJ, at a place that was not as known, at least I hadn't seen it being talked about. So it was more 'exciting' not knowing if it was regular at this place or not.

Tried calling their number, I think they were closed down longer than a lot of the others, because they never answered and the door was always locked. Last week I ended up getting through, so they are open. I went in, cute (for me, cute is 40 ish 6/10 or better) Viet greeted me. Not who I remember (I think Mia) but was willing to give it a go. Took my money, led me to room. Then in walks the 3/10 (being generous.) Not outright ugly, just not someone who's even trying to be attractive. 50+, a bit overweight, thick cotton tights that went down just below the knee. But heck, figured I'd see where this was going. Was fine if it wasn't going anywhere. Was fine if it did.

Massage was decent, maybe a 6, the towel covered the goods, but she moved it off to the side here and there during the massage, as if to say, "we'll leave this here in case we need it". I did the calf-brush, and even up to the back of the thigh, I probably could have roamed OTC anywhere over the tights. But I figure, if I go that far, I'm stuck with the minimum $40, and at this point, I wasn't sure. Rarely do I make it out without a HJ, even if unpleasant and rushed.

On the flip, same 'push the towel far to the side' teasing technique, but never actually touching me. I grabbed myself (under the towel) and she told me that she's fine if I take care of myself.

Ended up passing. Half hour, standard $. 4 and wanted to leave her a nice 20% tip ($10) for the massage, but all I had was Jacksons, and I didn't want to ask for change, so she got a $20 tip. More than she deserved.

Still want to go back there, even if I got the same treatment but from the 6/10, it'd be fun. Overall, disappointed.

Sorry, I didn't get the names. RM has 30+ reviews, but all old, and the 'Sara' name sounded familiar for the one I wanted that day.

**JerryX** · 02-17-22 22:04

Originally Posted by BlaBla [View Original Post]

Humaniplex.

Another bedpage type of site, thanks.

**JerryX** · 02-17-22 22:03

Originally Posted by BigM1 [View Original Post]

What is q reflex? I'm curious to look them up in RM.

Its called Q Life Reflexology, just google it.

**JerryX** · 02-17-22 22:01

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Jerry, you trying to tell me thip ta ra has girls that play? This was my go to legit Thai place for over a decade. I witnessed the owner chasing a monger out the door, yelling this is not a god damn * house! I never got the slightest hint extras were on the menu, from anyone. But hey, maybe you were lucky that day.

LOL if the new talent likes you and you actually pay they will give out handies all day long buddy.

**JerryX** · 02-17-22 22:00

Originally Posted by LilBuddyGillig [View Original Post]

Where is Elegant in CM?

O Spa is in Laguna hills.

**JerryX** · 02-17-22 21:59

Originally Posted by FeMaiden [View Original Post]

Agreed. If only I could find the naked massage and HJ or BJ in the LF area, I'd be happy!!

Go to O spa in Laguna hills, Mary will take good care of your cock on the daily, tight body, looks like late 4 os. Porksy says she's over 50 but in the dark she lets you play with her tight body.

**JerryX** · 02-17-22 21:57

Originally Posted by StubbornMule [View Original Post]

I recall a post from a year or two ago describing a white girl named Lisa who worked at the complex at 440 Fair Dr. The monger described her as hot, good attitude, reasonable rates, etc, and posted a link to some pics. Just curious if anyone here has seen her or has contact info for her.

I doubt it, no white girls works nuro / AMPs anymore.

**Danzigx138** · 02-17-22 20:19

Checked out Charli at Lake Forest #112 and think I found my new ATF. She's the coolest, sexiest chick ever I'm still thinking about it. Her picture on the spa Instagram was sort of ethnically ambiguous and she is too, I'm going to guess she's a Filipina because she looks so much like Lily Thai the super fire porn star from like 10 years ago. Early 20's, gorgeous eyes, perfect figure. Slightly thick but absolutely in shape, glorious round butt, incredible DD tits and a perfect figure. Went with standard nuru and she was super talkative and friendly, tons of body to body contact and a lot of teasing on the back. On the flip more body to body rubbing, tons of oil and a lot of contact. She's really good at teasing and is super sensual, makes you feel like an absolute king. Very accommodating with her technique and style, an absolute must repeat. I don't know if there's anything extra available, seems possible if she really digs you a bunch and you tip well but always doubtful at Nuru spots. Not sure what days she works, her insta is at oc_charlitheestallion.

**HermosaSurfer2** · 02-17-22 20:09

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I'm at the point in my mongering life where I don't even want FS anymore. Looking back at all of the FS mongering experiences I've had in my life, 90% of them have been nothing special. She hops on top and rides me to finish and it's over pretty quick, or I climb on top and maybe we change positions once or twice, but it has almost always felt like an "ok, let's get this over with" moment. There have been exceptions of course. Those are the other 10% that we all look for. I have found that more often than not, an expertly delivered HJ brings me more pleasure than a quickie FS session from someone who isn't really that into it.

By expertly delivered, I generally mean fully naked provider who gives a decent massage, does a lot of teasing, doesn't mind being mutually touched, and takes her time with a nice slow release (and doesn't just make me bust my nut in 30 seconds like most do). Those expert HJs are hard to come by, but when you find one it's pure bliss IMHO. Throw a little BBBJ into the mix and you've hit the jackpot.

I'm thinking along the same lines. I'm driving through O. C. On my way to S. D. And I'm thinking of stopping at Haven in Santa Ana. Can anybody confirm the reviews I'm seeing on RM? From those the place looks like it hits all the spots. So to speak.

**StubbornMule** · 02-17-22 19:20

I recall a post from a year or two ago describing a white girl named Lisa who worked at the complex at 440 Fair Dr. The monger described her as hot, good attitude, reasonable rates, etc, and posted a link to some pics. Just curious if anyone here has seen her or has contact info for her.