Massage Parlor Reports

[Hellbent]

Has anyone else experienced the push for half hour when you ask for one hour? I experienced this at Total Relax in Shoreline. I wanted one hour and she pushed for 30 minutes.

Massage sucked and was useless. Might as well just skip the massage and go straight into it.

I am guessing this is for places that don't really offer massage since they can't perform one. You get HJ, BJ, & FS.

I like a good massage to enjoy with a happy ending.

[MyFunFriend101]

Last review of Diamond Spa on rubmaps was back in May 2016 and has been reported as non-erotic. I would avoid.

Pm me I'll give you the deets.

One girl in particular.

Nothing special but fun for me.

[UnderRadar253]

Does anyone know of any independent LMT providers that provide extras on the Eastside?

[HarleySteve]

Anyone with RM can tell me what reviews say? It's in Edmonds. China spa. Thank you.

Last reviews was in 2017. One reviewer indicated he got a HJ and the reviewer before indicated it was legit. Indicated a dude was the receptionist.

[MadVic]

I tried to get in contact with her. Left a voice mail but no response. I think I read on this thread somewhere that she's gone for a bit or something?

Anyone had a chance to see her recently?

Sandy is off on a well deserved vacation break. She posted, in her ads on TNA, about how she was leaving for a while. I think she said she will be back sometime in February.

Hopefully sooner than later. Not many options in Bellevue as good as Sandy. Although, I wish she was BBBJ friendly, I'd be her sugar daddy if she did.

MadVic.

[Nervous Noob]

A couple weeks ago I went to Pacific in Redmond. Bleached blonde Asian age 40's-50's (hard to tell in the dark), petite and had a very nice body. It was a really great massage, but on the flip she lubbed up my hand for me to finish by myself. I always use my left hand too but she was on my left and put the lube on my right, so I wasn't sure if I could finish, but with my left hand grabbing her nice firm ass otc I got there in like two seconds and she cleaned me up. Really weird experience, I thought maybe it's an initiation test for next time? But I can't hobby that much so probably won't get to go back and try again. PMs are open if anyone would like to share secrets to this less discussed area.

[MartyByrde]

I have walked out of places when I only saw old and unattractive providers. But I am shocked, shocked I say! The providers do not look like the providers in the ads?

At any rate when you walk out on a place you are at least not out the $60 plus tip.

So have I. But in a few lucky instances, I stayed, and actually got a very good session. Such experiences, however, are few and far between.

[ZoooBus]

Most of the ads have the right wording, but I really wonder statistically how much of it is true, IE, experiences by hobbyists at such places. I suspect that I am not the only one who has beed lured to such places, only to see 1) the masseuses were old and / or ugly, and 2) service was, at best, sub par.

I have walked out of places when I only saw old and unattractive providers. But I am shocked, shocked I say! The providers do not look like the providers in the ads?

At any rate when you walk out on a place you are at least not out the $60 plus tip.

[AuroraGuy69]

Got the HR at meridian massage spa in shoreline was empty. Nice private room. She was in her 40's? Average body small backside. Lots of tease before flip. Very hard to communicate. English wasn't first language. Got standard for 6. Was ok not sure if they do more? Anyone else been before? Right by a good teriyaki place.

[AuroraGuy69]

Anyone been to China spa (now Emily spa per signs outside) in Edmonds?? https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...monds-wa-17298#rubmaps.

Anyone with RM can tell me what reviews say? It's in Edmonds. China spa. Thank you.

[HarleySteve]

So this RR ad is for Diamond Spa in Bellevue: https://seattle.rubratings.com/257934.

I called and was quoted $70/ hr house fee, and that I should simply drop in. They weren't very chatty so I couldn't get much more out of them.

I'm concerned that it's in Bellevue, given what I understand is a high LE risk. And of course concerned about lackluster performance, fat / ugly / old provider.

Has anyone been there lately? Feel free to PM if you don't want to post publicly.

Last review of Diamond Spa on rubmaps was back in May 2016 and has been reported as non-erotic. I would avoid.

[MartyByrde]

Bellevue appears to be still rather strict when it comes to massage places. The ad is promising. It has all of the right wording. If you "take one for the team" just don't verbally make the first move.

Most of the ads have the right wording, but I really wonder statistically how much of it is true, IE, experiences by hobbyists at such places. I suspect that I am not the only one who has beed lured to such places, only to see 1) the masseuses were old and / or ugly, and 2) service was, at best, sub par.

[ZoooBus]

Here's another ad:

https://seattle.rubmd.com/4f6d5340-6...a-d54e1ebafd88

It's an AMP, so should be safe. But yeah, without any reviews, no information about services provided.

Still though, providing the exact address in an ad might be risky.

Bellevue appears to be still rather strict when it comes to massage places. The ad is promising. It has all of the right wording. If you "take one for the team" just don't verbally make the first move.

[HH216]

From what I remember reading, she was taking a long (3+ month) vacation.

[HH216]

There is no catch for me as I got no significant other! I have only had one provider (Jessica crown) who would do light kissing on the mouth not sure if that's what you got or just kisses all over besides that. Have been looking for more of a GFE experience as its been quite a long time since I have had that. How much was your total damage? I'd prob look for the BBBJ more than BBFS.

An added benefit of having a granddaughter. There is always glitter everywhere.