Strip Club Reports

[Pawghtr16]

She got fired from Kittens and sent to the penalty box of Sugars. She is a trainwreck. She is fat, ugly, under performs, won't follow thru with agreements made for services and has a smelly cooter. Having to call 911 to revive a stripper is frowned upon.

Got it! Thanks for the heads up, appreciate it.

[DapperDavid]

Anybody know Lola's schedule at Pandora?

[CoronaLime]

Vee stated on her Instagram a while back that she is now permanently at Kittens, having moved from Pandora's. But lately she's showing on her IG that she's at Sugar's. So, before you head out that night, check her I. G to see where she is, or even message her to ask ahead of time:

https://www.instagram.com/vee.arias410/

A lot of dancers are moving freely between Pandora's, Kittens, and Sugar's. Sugar's is only two months old. All three clubs all owned by people who know each other from when they worked together for the Talents West clubs. Many dancers are giving Sugar's a try. Maybe just for a night here and there.

She got fired from Kittens and sent to the penalty box of Sugars. She is a trainwreck.
She is fat, ugly, under performs, won't follow thru with agreements made for services and has a smelly cooter.
Having to call 911 to revive a stripper is frowned upon.

[Farquar2]

Been checking out the IG for both, looks like Pandora's has more variety but I'm sure they're both a hit or miss. Don't have much time since I get in late at night and kittens is closer. From what I've read, Vee at kittens seems like a wild time or should I do the for sure thing and hit up a girl from the board.

Thanks for the advice.

Vee stated on her Instagram a while back that she is now permanently at Kittens, having moved from Pandora's. But lately she's showing on her IG that she's at Sugar's. So, before you head out that night, check her I. G to see where she is, or even message her to ask ahead of time:

https://www.instagram.com/vee.arias410/

A lot of dancers are moving freely between Pandora's, Kittens, and Sugar's. Sugar's is only two months old. All three clubs all owned by people who know each other from when they worked together for the Talents West clubs. Many dancers are giving Sugar's a try. Maybe just for a night here and there.

[Pawghtr16]

Kittens has the hottest girls and prices could easily go up to 500 for CFS. Pandoras more bang for buck. Read the posts here to find more info on girls.

Been checking out the IG for both, looks like Pandora's has more variety but I'm sure they're both a hit or miss. Don't have much time since I get in late at night and kittens is closer. From what I've read, Vee at kittens seems like a wild time or should I do the for sure thing and hit up a girl from the board.

Thanks for the advice.

[Lego19]

I have lived in WA for a few years and moved away for a while occasionally visit from time ot time, never ventuered to dabble in the club scene. Reading through some of the reports there seems to be a lot of opportunities to get in some fun. Will be arriving in seattle for one night and looking to dabble at Pandora's or Kittens, which is the better spot for a Monday night? Just wanted to see how much $ I should have on hand for some FS fun or would it be better to just hit * up instead?

Cheers gents.

Kittens has the hottest girls and prices could easily go up to 500 for CFS. Pandoras more bang for buck. Read the posts here to find more info on girls.

[Pawghtr16]

I have lived in WA for a few years and moved away for a while occasionally visit from time ot time, never ventuered to dabble in the club scene. Reading through some of the reports there seems to be a lot of opportunities to get in some fun. Will be arriving in seattle for one night and looking to dabble at Pandora's or Kittens, which is the better spot for a Monday night? Just wanted to see how much $ I should have on hand for some FS fun or would it be better to just hit * up instead?

Cheers gents.

[Farquar2]

Amber is a 9?

Really?

Monse thick? She can't be more than 110 lbs.

One person's estimation of a dancer can be completely different than another's. And remember how low the lighting is in strip clubs, although Pandora's is at least at a moderate level. Kittens is the darkest of any club in the region.

[DrtyHarry]

Its in their stories, has all the girls. Pls let this be the last time someone asks what she looks like!

She is a legit good person and I love the fact that she is not money hungry. She could easily ask for more but always charges the same.

[CornholeBi]

Amber is a 9?

Really?

Monse thick? She can't be more than 110 lbs.

I think Monse's closer to thick than petite on the spectrum. She's def not fat.

And yeah, Amber is maybe a 7 on a really slow day. I'm a big fan of Ava though, and she's a solid 8 and most days a 9 compared to others there.

Diana is my personal 10 - the right blend of cute. But her night time shifts are harder for me and she's not cheap, even as great as the VIP is with her.

Anyone seen the new girl Lilith? In a few photos with Diana from NYE and they've been posting her on IG a lot.

Jade's been popping up a lot too but don't think I've seen anyone review her. Someone posted about a Jade at Kitten's so I'm guessing they're not the same (I hope) since the Kitten's Jade was said to be a ROB. Kenzie seems to be there a lot with Jade. They both seem pretty hot but also kind of like GPS.

Or Lucy and Ariel? I got to find that long list again.

[CoronaLime]

Short answer: You won't find a face pic of Monse here. The club has consistently not showed her face in any pics, probably at her request. I don't recognize her booty or substantial chest in any of the current pics. You won't have trouble finding her: they'll announce her on stage.

She is not a beauty like Ava or Amber. If they are 9's, Monse is a 6; but not, IMO a butter face. Keep in mind that once you are in the dark with her, you won't be concerned about her face. She is no pole acrobat, sorta thick, but extremely fit. She showed me pictures of her impressive daily yoga routine. She's got a big smile for everyone like she's been longing for you since your last visit and her whispered sweet nothings are inspiring. She is responsive to customer ministrations but is very focused on your score.

She only works days, usually taking Monday off although she sometimes gets called in then also. You will find her on the floor at opening every other day because she treats this like a job that she enjoys and is very good at.

She must be making more dance money than anyone else in Seattle, based heavily on regulars. She expressed amenability to OTC contact a few years ago when she had an AMP location and wasn't so busy en-club. You could ask if she still does massages.

Amber is a 9?

Really?

Monse thick? She can't be more than 110 lbs.

[Facials]

Although I don't "partake" of her services, I have to say that she is probably the nicest, most decent person I have ever met in a club. If I'm there, she always takes time to stop for a minute and say hi, and chat for a moment. She knows she's not my cup of tea, but that doesn't stop her from being the friendly person she is. I have never ever seen her with an attitude or any sense of anger. I think (IMO) the reason you won't see her face on Instagram, is because she is working on a business of her own on the side. Online pics are forever.

I have read here that she is not a scammer, or ROB, and have also heard that sometimes she just says; "pay me whatever".

Although she is a bit older, she takes good care of herself. To me she is "Monse the Beautiful".

She is still in better shape than most of the strippers there. 5'0" 115 lbs.

Fake Boobs. Does the botox thing. Most do. Super nice. Not a scammer.

Despite reports, she won't BBFS anyone. She is open to it. She will make you happy at a reasonable rate.

She can deepthroats and ride.

[AsaMona22]

Which one of those pics is Monse? I keep hearing so much about her, would like to see a picture.

Its in their stories, has all the girls. Pls let this be the last time someone asks what she looks like!

[SkyJock]

Although I don't "partake" of her services, I have to say that she is probably the nicest, most decent person I have ever met in a club. If I'm there, she always takes time to stop for a minute and say hi, and chat for a moment. She knows she's not my cup of tea, but that doesn't stop her from being the friendly person she is. I have never ever seen her with an attitude or any sense of anger. I think (IMO) the reason you won't see her face on Instagram, is because she is working on a business of her own on the side. Online pics are forever.

I have read here that she is not a scammer, or ROB, and have also heard that sometimes she just says; "pay me whatever".

Although she is a bit older, she takes good care of herself. To me she is "Monse the Beautiful".

[GinVermo]

I met two stand owners on the same night a few Saturdays ago. Not sure which one you're asking about. One works near Montlake Terrace. The other Kent. Took each separately to VIP room. Montlake Terrace owner was HJ only and probably never more. Second got a CBJ. She had a condom at the ready, so thinking more is possible. I love fucking baristas but for some reason an owner would be a notch or two higher.

Both were very open they own stands. They both post on business Insta when they will be at the club. Cost- $50 for room, 300 for "dances" + 50/100 for extra. So very pricey. You be the judge if it's worth it.

Yeah, no. It isn't, especially for hand jobs and condoms. The epitome of GPS, in my judgement anyway.

Then there's cover, soft drinks, sales pressure and lack of privacy. I enjoy the clubs occasionally for the viewing, but certainly not for the "action". My mileage varies way too much in their favor to justify the prices. However, as always, to each their own.