Strip Club Reports

[Facials]

Although I don't "partake" of her services, I have to say that she is probably the nicest, most decent person I have ever met in a club. If I'm there, she always takes time to stop for a minute and say hi, and chat for a moment. She knows she's not my cup of tea, but that doesn't stop her from being the friendly person she is. I have never ever seen her with an attitude or any sense of anger. I think (IMO) the reason you won't see her face on Instagram, is because she is working on a business of her own on the side. Online pics are forever.

I have read here that she is not a scammer, or ROB, and have also heard that sometimes she just says; "pay me whatever".

Although she is a bit older, she takes good care of herself. To me she is "Monse the Beautiful".

She is still in better shape than most of the strippers there. 5'0" 115 lbs.

Fake Boobs. Does the botox thing. Most do. Super nice. Not a scammer.

Despite reports, she won't BBFS anyone. She is open to it. She will make you happy at a reasonable rate.

She can deepthroats and ride.

[AsaMona22]

Which one of those pics is Monse? I keep hearing so much about her, would like to see a picture.

Its in their stories, has all the girls. Pls let this be the last time someone asks what she looks like!

[SkyJock]

Although I don't "partake" of her services, I have to say that she is probably the nicest, most decent person I have ever met in a club. If I'm there, she always takes time to stop for a minute and say hi, and chat for a moment. She knows she's not my cup of tea, but that doesn't stop her from being the friendly person she is. I have never ever seen her with an attitude or any sense of anger. I think (IMO) the reason you won't see her face on Instagram, is because she is working on a business of her own on the side. Online pics are forever.

I have read here that she is not a scammer, or ROB, and have also heard that sometimes she just says; "pay me whatever".

Although she is a bit older, she takes good care of herself. To me she is "Monse the Beautiful".

[GinVermo]

I met two stand owners on the same night a few Saturdays ago. Not sure which one you're asking about. One works near Montlake Terrace. The other Kent. Took each separately to VIP room. Montlake Terrace owner was HJ only and probably never more. Second got a CBJ. She had a condom at the ready, so thinking more is possible. I love fucking baristas but for some reason an owner would be a notch or two higher.

Both were very open they own stands. They both post on business Insta when they will be at the club. Cost- $50 for room, 300 for "dances" + 50/100 for extra. So very pricey. You be the judge if it's worth it.

Yeah, no. It isn't, especially for hand jobs and condoms. The epitome of GPS, in my judgement anyway.

Then there's cover, soft drinks, sales pressure and lack of privacy. I enjoy the clubs occasionally for the viewing, but certainly not for the "action". My mileage varies way too much in their favor to justify the prices. However, as always, to each their own.

[ShadowForce]

Which one of those pics is Monse? I keep hearing so much about her, would like to see a picture.

Well, I was tired of hearing about her for months and just decided to go into pandoras on a weekday several months ago and finally met her.

I'm 33 and prefer younger women. I did not really find her attractive. She struck me as probably early 40's with some work done--not 'bad looking', but not my cup of tea.

I know at least some of the appeal with her is a pretty much open menu, which I think is a big plus in a strip club.

Again, just my take. Probably just better to go see for yourself--no filters, no airbrushing, real life.

[RandyWanker]

Which one of those pics is Monse? I keep hearing so much about her, would like to see a picture.

Short answer: You won't find a face pic of Monse here. The club has consistently not showed her face in any pics, probably at her request. I don't recognize her booty or substantial chest in any of the current pics. You won't have trouble finding her: they'll announce her on stage.

She is not a beauty like Ava or Amber. If they are 9's, Monse is a 6; but not, IMO a butter face. Keep in mind that once you are in the dark with her, you won't be concerned about her face. She is no pole acrobat, sorta thick, but extremely fit. She showed me pictures of her impressive daily yoga routine. She's got a big smile for everyone like she's been longing for you since your last visit and her whispered sweet nothings are inspiring. She is responsive to customer ministrations but is very focused on your score.

She only works days, usually taking Monday off although she sometimes gets called in then also. You will find her on the floor at opening every other day because she treats this like a job that she enjoys and is very good at.

She must be making more dance money than anyone else in Seattle, based heavily on regulars. She expressed amenability to OTC contact a few years ago when she had an AMP location and wasn't so busy en-club. You could ask if she still does massages.

[Toomgis]

There is a girl who owns a espresso stand that also dances at Kitten's. I don't want to put her name out there. But, I want to know if anyone has done a VIP with her, and is it worth it?

I met two stand owners on the same night a few Saturdays ago. Not sure which one you're asking about. One works near Montlake Terrace. The other Kent. Took each separately to VIP room. Montlake Terrace owner was HJ only and probably never more. Second got a CBJ. She had a condom at the ready, so thinking more is possible. I love fucking baristas but for some reason an owner would be a notch or two higher.

Both were very open they own stands. They both post on business Insta when they will be at the club. Cost- $50 for room, 300 for "dances" + 50/100 for extra. So very pricey. You be the judge if it's worth it.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Just before the holidays it was poppin during the day shift. There was even a thread here detailing just about every lady and what they were and were not doing. But as we entered the holiday season I visited and noticed many new girls that were young and / or new. As a result I think the mileage went down and I haven't been back. I probably went 3-4 times between October and mid December and had chatted with most day / early evening ladies and they were all pretty much down for something. The last time I went it was lots of new faces but far less action to be had.

Similar experiences as of late. I've talk to a couple dancers about it. They all say the same thing. The reason song the regulars have not been seen recently include:

1. Sickness / health. Nothing Covid related but many of the moms are saying their kids are bringing home colds so mommy has to stay home or mom is getting sick too.

2. A lot of girls have been traveling. It's pretty typical dad Dancers like to travel but I think all the pent-up not traveling has finally worn on them.

3. Kids home from school because of holidays and lack of babysitting means they can't get out.

We'll see if things get back to normal is a week or so. Fingers crossed.

[Diver6390]

Much better than waiting for a response here:

https://www.instagram.com/pandoras.seattle/

Which one of those pics is Monse? I keep hearing so much about her, would like to see a picture.

[DeezNutz17]

Much better than waiting for a response here:

https://www.instagram.com/pandoras.seattle/

Just before the holidays it was poppin during the day shift. There was even a thread here detailing just about every lady and what they were and were not doing. But as we entered the holiday season I visited and noticed many new girls that were young and / or new. As a result I think the mileage went down and I haven't been back. I probably went 3-4 times between October and mid December and had chatted with most day / early evening ladies and they were all pretty much down for something. The last time I went it was lots of new faces but far less action to be had.

[Farquar2]

Heading to Pandora's Adult Cabaret tonight. Who should I avoid and who should I try? I'm hoping a couple are there from last week, the female half was better looking than the dancers and super flirty. My guess is he brings his girlfriend there to hook up with guys in parking lot. He mentioned FetLife swingers group to Monse last week.

Much better than waiting for a response here:

https://www.instagram.com/pandoras.seattle/

[SuperSonicGsxr]

Heading to Pandora's Adult Cabaret tonight. Who should I avoid and who should I try? I'm hoping a couple are there from last week, the female half was better looking than the dancers and super flirty. My guess is he brings his girlfriend there to hook up with guys in parking lot. He mentioned FetLife swingers group to Monse last week.

[TheMightyQuinn]

In town for a few days for work. Stop by this afternoon to see who was there. It was a slow day more strippers then gentlemen the entire time I was there. Got a dance with Monse in VIP. And yes she knows how to hustle. In a good way. Most of the other dancers we're bored to death. I had my eye on Frankie. Does anyone know if she does extras? I didn't see Naomi thick blonde girl does she do extras too?

Frankie. Limited services, HJ seems all she's doing.

Naomi- not there often. Yes CFS.

[KcMoks1980]

In town for a few days for work. Stop by this afternoon to see who was there. It was a slow day more strippers then gentlemen the entire time I was there. Got a dance with Monse in VIP. And yes she knows how to hustle. In a good way. Most of the other dancers we're bored to death. I had my eye on Frankie. Does anyone know if she does extras? I didn't see Naomi thick blonde girl does she do extras too?

[BbKingg]

I have been jerking off recently to * of local strippers.

Does anyone have any private vids you would be willing to share of local strippers?