Massage Parlor Reports

[Monster224]

Walk in to the waiting room and was greeted by massage girl. I was shown to the room where I undress, laid on the meat table waiting for massage girl.

Lady walked in and started to massage me. Some small talk, massage very therapeutic, heavy on the body oil, but that's ok. On the flip she ask what I want so I ask for HJ and CBJ so she went to work. Strong hand stroke with a deep choking BJ, her tongue rolling around the tip of my dick with another deep throat choking BJ until I explored. Nice BJ on her part. She cleaned me up, I gave her a tip and she thank me on the way out the door.

[PriscillaM]

I am this close to giving Goldfinger the death penalty.

First, they got rid of Kiki. A fucken westide treasure who liked getting fingered and was very gentle and loving with my shvantz.

Second, the place has all the decorum of a Humaniplex mixed doubles tennis tournament in hell. The mamasan is constantly yelling about god knows what and they even pulled out Angela mid ass tickle to I guess order her fucken dinner?

Third, the walls are so thin I can hear mongers talking about their families and their views on the most recent inaugural poet's prose. It at times rose to the level of doggerel. It is just distracting and I cannot tolerate it.

But, you know me, I have a heart as big as skin paradise on pico, so I can brook all of this.

However, in a recent session, Angela did not tickle my sack whatso or how so ever. It was straight to the roll over like a westside white girl massage.

I complained to the mamasan about this, and this was the dialogue, translated roughly from mandarin. She was brought in with Amy for a talk:

Mamasan: Ladies, you had a hell of a first day. The hard-deck for this massage called for ball squeezing and some anal fingering. You knew it. You broke it. You had a monger turn over immediately following the hot towel wipe off without so much as poking his ballies. Why?

Angela; Ma'am, I saw that he was flipping his asshole up at me, he knew that I would do 20 minutes of dick work, So I proceeded to grab his penor, and I worked it without complaining. The ball jostling would just have been for a few seconds. I had his cock in my hands quickly, there was no danger of him not getting rock hard, so I just had him roll over.

Mamasan: You failed to caress his saggy but freshly shaven nut sack, and broke a major rule of engagement. Then you broke another one with that circus stunt offer of a water. Goldfinger's rules of engagement exist for the health of the monger's scrotum and that of a hard on while face down. They're not flexible, nor am I. Obey them or you're history. Is that clear?

Angela: yes ma'am.

Mamasan: Dismissed.

Amy: I really enjoyed that, Angela, thanks a lot. Holy shit. Maybe I could be a coder. You got the number of that online coding school?

Are.

[PriscillaM]

Had time to spar decided to check out the Villa. Super cute thin girl behind desk. Thinking this is my lucky day. Nope, different girl walks in. Great body, no idea on her face as she has a mask. Great message for $. 8 on the flip I ask her about a tip. She just stars at me and doesn't understand a thing I am saying. I make the gesture for an HJ still doesn't understand. 5 minutes later and I am like fuck this. Just finish the message and let me get out of this place. Going back to my normal spot. At least there you get a decent message with an awesome HJ for $1. 40.

All I wanted was the girl to tickle my balls and stroke my rod. Not try to negotiate an international peace treaty between Thailand and America.

Where is the HJ with ball stroking for 140.

[RamShackled]

Had time to spar decided to check out the Villa. Super cute thin girl behind desk. Thinking this is my lucky day. Nope, different girl walks in. Great body, no idea on her face as she has a mask. Great message for $. 8 on the flip I ask her about a tip. She just stars at me and doesn't understand a thing I am saying. I make the gesture for an HJ still doesn't understand. 5 minutes later and I am like fuck this. Just finish the message and let me get out of this place. Going back to my normal spot. At least there you get a decent message with an awesome HJ for $1. 40.

All I wanted was the girl to tickle my balls and stroke my rod. Not try to negotiate an international peace treaty between Thailand and America.

[The Camel]

Is the chicken on fairfax.

Normandie.

[PriscillaM]

Thanks for shining light on a new place that is a real anomaly in this neighborhood considering the availability of FS from a non-Thai provider. I'm in the mood to spread out beyond my habit of giving all my monger money to a couple of very long time faves. This is a very convenient location for me to begin some new explorations. I have lived a bit more than a mile away forever, and as far as I know, along the 6 miles of pavement of Sunset and Hollywood Blvd. Combined running from Vermont Ave to LaBrea, this would be only the 2nd spot offering FS. The other I think is only a block or two away also on Sunset. Always a number of basic Thai HJ shops available, but the handful of operations that tried to offer more didn't last long.

Is the chicken on fairfax.

[ReckSlaf]

Just want to rant a tad here.

Been in the AMP game a minute. Years ago it was possible to find a few gems and stick with them. Young hot providers.

Today, almost without fail, you're looking at tired 35+ and often 45+ providers who are really just grinding through it.

Whatever happened to the young hot provider? Is she extinct?

Got a RM subscription to find the hidden gems. They are not to be found.

Tired of being disappointed by my provider and with the experience.

I saw some old reviews of mine on RM, and was reminded of all the extras you could get away with especially if you repeat. Decent times can be had, but it's rare or comes with upcharge.

[The Camel]

Affirmative.

Thanks for shining light on a new place that is a real anomaly in this neighborhood considering the availability of FS from a non-Thai provider. I'm in the mood to spread out beyond my habit of giving all my monger money to a couple of very long time faves. This is a very convenient location for me to begin some new explorations. I have lived a bit more than a mile away forever, and as far as I know, along the 6 miles of pavement of Sunset and Hollywood Blvd. Combined running from Vermont Ave to LaBrea, this would be only the 2nd spot offering FS. The other I think is only a block or two away also on Sunset. Always a number of basic Thai HJ shops available, but the handful of operations that tried to offer more didn't last long.

[Stickens]

OK, I'll play. Zankou Chicken?

Affirmative.

[WickedTuna13]

Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.

I walked in, and there was a wall of Chinese herbs which made for an interesting, but not unpleasant smell. There was no one at the counter, and the window was closed, but a cute young asian in a skirt opened up and greeted me. I paid forty for a half hour, and she led me to my room. Take off everything, she said, and I obliged. The setup was interesting. The walls don't go all the way up, but I luckily I didn't hear anyone in the other room. There were security cameras everywhere, and I could see the monitors in my room, so I knew when she was coming in.

She was about 5'2 with a funky blonde haircut. She had a tiny body with surprisingly big naturals. She was wearing a mask, but pretty cute and probably no older than 30, though in my experience they gain about 5 years once the deed is done.

She gave a mediocre soft massage, and asked me to turn over. I said I wanted everything. She asked for one forty but I only had one twenty, which she said was fine. She put an extra towel on the table, had me sit, and went straight to her knees. She skillfully rolled the condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best CBJ I've ever had. Good pace, and nice noises. I wasn't fully hard, and she actually made me nut, which I was not expecting. She actually said sorry, which was kind of funny. I think next time I'll try one of those gas station pills, I'd be fine with just getting another CBJ, though the thought of her bouncing on my lap is pretty appealing.

She said her name was Abby, and that it was her first day in LA.

Guess that's about it. I would go back.

Quality spot and accurate report, . 8 CBJ don't rem name. Easyhunt for location. Glad I was not the only one thrown off by the herbs.

[The Camel]

Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.

OK, I'll play. Zankou Chicken?

[YetMet]

Which Mediterranean spot? I want to go there!

Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.

I walked in, and there was a wall of Chinese herbs which made for an interesting, but not unpleasant smell. There was no one at the counter, and the window was closed, but a cute young asian in a skirt opened up and greeted me. I paid forty for a half hour, and she led me to my room. Take off everything, she said, and I obliged. The setup was interesting. The walls don't go all the way up, but I luckily I didn't hear anyone in the other room. There were security cameras everywhere, and I could see the monitors in my room, so I knew when she was coming in.

She was about 5'2 with a funky blonde haircut. She had a tiny body with surprisingly big naturals. She was wearing a mask, but pretty cute and probably no older than 30, though in my experience they gain about 5 years once the deed is done.

She gave a mediocre soft massage, and asked me to turn over. I said I wanted everything. She asked for one forty but I only had one twenty, which she said was fine. She put an extra towel on the table, had me sit, and went straight to her knees. She skillfully rolled the condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best CBJ I've ever had. Good pace, and nice noises. I wasn't fully hard, and she actually made me nut, which I was not expecting. She actually said sorry, which was kind of funny. I think next time I'll try one of those gas station pills, I'd be fine with just getting another CBJ, though the thought of her bouncing on my lap is pretty appealing.

She said her name was Abby, and that it was her first day in LA.

Guess that's about it. I would go back.

[PriscillaM]

A moment of silence. It appears that Kiki with the nice Asian pussy made for fingering is gone from Goldfinger.

[Stickens]

Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.

I walked in, and there was a wall of Chinese herbs which made for an interesting, but not unpleasant smell. There was no one at the counter, and the window was closed, but a cute young asian in a skirt opened up and greeted me. I paid forty for a half hour, and she led me to my room. Take off everything, she said, and I obliged. The setup was interesting. The walls don't go all the way up, but I luckily I didn't hear anyone in the other room. There were security cameras everywhere, and I could see the monitors in my room, so I knew when she was coming in.

She was about 5'2 with a funky blonde haircut. She had a tiny body with surprisingly big naturals. She was wearing a mask, but pretty cute and probably no older than 30, though in my experience they gain about 5 years once the deed is done.

She gave a mediocre soft massage, and asked me to turn over. I said I wanted everything. She asked for one forty but I only had one twenty, which she said was fine. She put an extra towel on the table, had me sit, and went straight to her knees. She skillfully rolled the condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best CBJ I've ever had. Good pace, and nice noises. I wasn't fully hard, and she actually made me nut, which I was not expecting. She actually said sorry, which was kind of funny. I think next time I'll try one of those gas station pills, I'd be fine with just getting another CBJ, though the thought of her bouncing on my lap is pretty appealing.

She said her name was Abby, and that it was her first day in LA.

Guess that's about it. I would go back.

[DontTouchThat]

Just want to rant a tad here.

Been in the AMP game a minute. Years ago it was possible to find a few gems and stick with them. Young hot providers.

Today, almost without fail, you're looking at tired 35+ and often 45+ providers who are really just grinding through it.

Whatever happened to the young hot provider? Is she extinct?

Got a RM subscription to find the hidden gems. They are not to be found.

Tired of being disappointed by my provider and with the experience.

On this very page, a young attractive provider is being discussed. How much research are you actually doing?