Massage Parlor Reports

**Novaaa** · 12-10-21 14:27

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

Called MMS and asked if the latina was working. She told me yes and asked me to come over.

Drove all the way there and saw an old Korean lady doing her best to hide old age behind copious amounts of plastic and make up.

I inquired about the Latina provider again and the answer unsurprisingly changed from a yes to a no. I probably could have called and asked for a lavish date with Marilyn Monroe w/ a request to snort a line of cocaine off of her tits and the answer still would have been yes on the phone. Go ahead and try that line next time and see if you dont get the generic response of sure honey come on over

That's the problem with calling and why it's mostly a futile effort. They will tell you what you want to hear to get you into the door in hopes you'll stay despite the BnS, but I walked away and cut my losses.

That sucks man. At least you walked. I used to just eat the switch, but now I just walk and go handle myself at home if I come up dry LOL.

The Latina at that location does exist, but like I said, did not have the best time, and the way she gave me crap for DNFing LOL. It happens, I'm old, leave me alone!

**SmittyJ** · 12-09-21 17:51

Went to WMT next to the Holiday Inn Express but I did not get smarter. Was met by a new girl who was very attractive, thin Asian with Yoga pants on and larger B cups. She told me her name was WeyWey or Wayway. I was excited because she had on form fitting Yoga pants on which showed a nice small round ass. Paid the. 5 and got on the table. A sheet was laid across my body and she began applying pressure all over my back shoulders and legs. This apparently WAS the massage. It went on for about 10 minutes and she pulled the sheet off and stared softly petting ass and jr. I was surprised by this and was hoping for a larger menu which is usually just NOVA here. Shortly after a few mints of this she asked to roll over. She immediately went for junior and oiled him up. She took my hand and put it on her round ass. She asked if I wanted to touch her V naked. Why yes of course I do. She then said 1. 5 to touch it!! Wow, what? No thanks I will just take the handshake. She then said I could touch her teddies naked for. 8 again. WayWay was Way. Way out of the ballpark. So I said no thank just HJ. She actually did a very nice slow handshake which I enjoyed. Popped in about 5 minutes. She cleaned me up and proceeded to rub my head and neck for the remainder of the time. Not very enjoyable.

All said the only good part of this was the handshake. So I give her a 3 out of 10 total considering the massage was nonexistent.

Tipped. 4 and left.

I think I will stay away from WayWay next time as I tend to enjoy a nice massage too.

**Bairen Nanhai** · 12-09-21 16:06

Originally Posted by JamesBlond007 [View Original Post]

I was in the mood for a possible FS massage, and I'd been to soft touch a while ago for a qv, and heard it was on the table, so I decided to check it out. Long story short, it illustrates a few reasons why I probably won't do FS at AMPs anymore. Just a personal preference.

Place was quiet, I rang in, greeted by Hannah, a pretty therapist, nice rack, pretty hair. Gave her my 80 house fee, got comfy and had an ok TS. She was goofy and clumsy, so it was all in good fun. When I flipped over she did a little agressive tad pulling, but otherwise a standard TS. Afterward I was made to sit in a sauna for a few min, which I remembered from last time. It's unique for AMPs, and I found it pleasant on a cold day.

Back in the room I had probably the worst 1st half massage I've ever had. Usually it feels like a vaguely sensual medical exam, other times it's a girlfriend tier sensual backrub with oil. AMP massages usually aren't anything to write home about, and I'm pleasantly surprised when it's actually good, but this was just plain awful. No oil; I even asked about oil, and she said "later". Okay. Without oil is fine if they have soft hands, but hers were a little sticky. When she got to my legs, she was doing things that would have been fine with oil, but without was just tearing at flesh. It was actually painful. When she did apply oil, it was first on the soles of the feet (and only the soles), then smeared a bunch all over the back. Hot toweled off and dried. Almost no teasing.

When I flipped over, she started on junior, and I honestly can't describe what she did. It was like she'd never done it before and was trying some Mr. Myagi finger magic or something. She was wearing Daisy Dukes, and I liked what I saw, so I grabbed her by the waistband and asked her if it was on the table. We settled on 120, and just a heads up, if you want it you have to BYOC. I relearned the lesson that once the clothes come off, asian women tend to be rather boxy. Nonetheless, the pre-show was sensual, and she's tight. The FC is a little on the shallow side, and I'm not a huge guy. Pretty easy to bottom out. I popped, paid, and peaced out. Grabbed a candy bar from the mint tray too.

If I had it to do over again, I would have saved the extra 80 and let her blunder through a half-assed handy, but its all about the learnin.

The best massages I've ever had were in AMPs, and I've had them in so many places, including abroad. I don't usually have to look far to find a pretty good massage. Takes a little research. The hard part is finding a good MT that does FS, or even a decent HJ! I have one in VA Beach, but she said no sharing. It took a lot of hunting, but they're out there. I usually go to a couple different legit spas for a thorough massage, then hit a diff place for the finish. Hell, I even found one where I can just walk in, she drops her pants and gives a good HJ, I hand her 2 Jacksons and say goodbye. I never pay her for a massage, because it's just not that good. She'll even do FS or BJ if she's in the mood. Not a stunner, but quite the bargain, and no drama. Be nice, and make a few visits. It can pay off. I had one spot that I would help fix things around their shop which evolved from HJ to FS. Good luck.

Bairen.

**Metloaf** · 12-09-21 11:36

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

Yes I was showed that video, a month ago by another provider. Sometimes your just aged out of the game. She started doing extras during the pandemic but maybe felt changing her look. She would only have to keep those extras to a limited few. I figured mid section surgery if any. Let us know what you think if you make an appointment.

**JamesBlond007** · 12-09-21 11:22

I was in the mood for a possible FS massage, and I'd been to soft touch a while ago for a qv, and heard it was on the table, so I decided to check it out. Long story short, it illustrates a few reasons why I probably won't do FS at AMPs anymore. Just a personal preference.

Place was quiet, I rang in, greeted by Hannah, a pretty therapist, nice rack, pretty hair. Gave her my 80 house fee, got comfy and had an ok TS. She was goofy and clumsy, so it was all in good fun. When I flipped over she did a little agressive tad pulling, but otherwise a standard TS. Afterward I was made to sit in a sauna for a few min, which I remembered from last time. It's unique for AMPs, and I found it pleasant on a cold day.

Back in the room I had probably the worst 1st half massage I've ever had. Usually it feels like a vaguely sensual medical exam, other times it's a girlfriend tier sensual backrub with oil. AMP massages usually aren't anything to write home about, and I'm pleasantly surprised when it's actually good, but this was just plain awful. No oil; I even asked about oil, and she said "later". Okay. Without oil is fine if they have soft hands, but hers were a little sticky. When she got to my legs, she was doing things that would have been fine with oil, but without was just tearing at flesh. It was actually painful. When she did apply oil, it was first on the soles of the feet (and only the soles), then smeared a bunch all over the back. Hot toweled off and dried. Almost no teasing.

When I flipped over, she started on junior, and I honestly can't describe what she did. It was like she'd never done it before and was trying some Mr. Myagi finger magic or something. She was wearing Daisy Dukes, and I liked what I saw, so I grabbed her by the waistband and asked her if it was on the table. We settled on 120, and just a heads up, if you want it you have to BYOC. I relearned the lesson that once the clothes come off, asian women tend to be rather boxy. Nonetheless, the pre-show was sensual, and she's tight. The FC is a little on the shallow side, and I'm not a huge guy. Pretty easy to bottom out. I popped, paid, and peaced out. Grabbed a candy bar from the mint tray too.

If I had it to do over again, I would have saved the extra 80 and let her blunder through a half-assed handy, but its all about the learnin.

**Pbarber307** · 12-09-21 11:16

Originally Posted by PomLovesThais [View Original Post]

I think she is due back this week from Thailand.

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

Here is the ad listing from yesterday and a picture accompanying the listing. I've added older pics for comparison.

https://nova-therapeuticmassage.bedp.../18117417.html

**Serpico99** · 12-09-21 11:02

Originally Posted by JustDior [View Original Post]

I was recently introduced to this site from Reddit. I'm not from this area, just visiting. I started doing research cause it don't seem to be as easy here as it is in my home state. I went back nearly to August and read a bunch of stories. I just wanted some new information. And I also was confused with the "donations". I don't know what $ . 4 etc. is. I also been on bed page. There aren't any 24/7 AMP like in ATL.

$1. 4 =140.

A lot of us just say 140 or 120 or whatever the dollar amount is. Using the $ and decimal point to denote the amount paid for services is dumb IMO. Causes too much confusion.

No 24/7 AMPs in the DC metro area.

**MrGiggles** · 12-09-21 10:38

Believe her name is Ruby and her ad is posted on RubRatings. Saw her myself recently and had a similar experience. Generally I let the masseuse take the lead, so I'm not sure if any extras are available.

Wish the session lasted longer. I'll admit I'm more of sprinter than a marathon runner when it comes to finishing. The massage was about 30 minutes, and her firm grip made me finish fairly quick LOL. I was disappointed she didn't offer to continue the massage but I didn't ask either.

Ruby has a friend named Raya at the same location. Raya covered her face as I was leaving, so no clue if she's attractive, but I believe the pictures in her ad are real since I had a quick look at her body.

Originally Posted by Novaaa [View Original Post]

It's been a while since I've reported, so here goes.

Saw Noobie, a Thai masseuse in Herndon. Apartment area, good visitor parking. Text directions led me to the place, and introduced to a mid 20's girl. Pretty enough, with firm backside and top, though clothed. She works out. She introduced herself as Noobie (I'm sure I'm getting the spelling wrong).

Got a medium level massage, and it was very pleasant. On flip, she offered the standard finish, with no up sell. Very disappointing, as the roaming confirmed that she was built nicely. Even though it wasn't quite the finish I was looking for, she had a strong grasp of the situation, and I was able to end the session without much of a fuss.

If you're looking for a decent massage and an experienced hand, by all means. Look for the San Fernando area code, with the last few digits ending in 3299. If you're looking for the full package, this isn't for you. Trust me, I tried throwing extra $ at the situation, but was politely declined.

Damage $. 4 upfront. I probably should have clarified what was included in the bundle from the jump, but oh well. YMMV. Happy December why'all.

**RockSwithSalt** · 12-09-21 09:52

Originally Posted by JustDior [View Original Post]

I don't know what $ . 4 etc. is.

Click the abbreviations tab at the top of the page.

**SmittyJ** · 12-09-21 09:33

Originally Posted by Mike85 [View Original Post]

Hey Smitty, I never knew Vivi was near Walgreens? XYZ is there now. I've been going to them for around 5 years at their current location, behind the shopping center. You are right about the rates, but they have never negotiated with me, they just take what I give. Who did you see when you were there? Jenny hasn't been around for a while. And why haven't they ever offered me a shower? LOL. I never asked, never looked.

XYz is the former location of Vivi. Time flies, I guess it may have switched locations many years back. The last 2 times I went to Vivi I had a taller, thin provider with long hair. I don't recall her name. I am surprised you have never been offered a shower, I suggest you ask next time. I have experienced both negotiations and no negotiations here. I have asked for more than NOVA but that is all that is offered (for me anyway). I tend to goto W message therapy over by the holiday inn these days. The damage and offering is the same.

**PomLovesThais** · 12-09-21 08:33

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

I think she is due back this week from Thailand.

**TheDrowned** · 12-09-21 05:10

Originally Posted by Novaaa [View Original Post]

I'm usually a crapshoot patron (which is why I stopped reporting, because LOL, everyone can generally tell what they get from an acs), so I can only tell you what I experienced.

The owner is pretty open, so give her a call and inquire.

Called MMS and asked if the latina was working. She told me yes and asked me to come over.

Drove all the way there and saw an old Korean lady doing her best to hide old age behind copious amounts of plastic and make up.

I inquired about the Latina provider again and the answer unsurprisingly changed from a yes to a no. I probably could have called and asked for a lavish date with Marilyn Monroe w/ a request to snort a line of cocaine off of her tits and the answer still would have been yes on the phone. Go ahead and try that line next time and see if you don’t get the generic response of “sure honey come on over”

That's the problem with calling and why it's mostly a futile effort. They will tell you what you want to hear to get you into the door in hopes you'll stay despite the BnS, but I walked away and cut my losses.

**JustDior** · 12-09-21 02:34

I was recently introduced to this site from Reddit. I'm not from this area, just visiting. I started doing research cause it don't seem to be as easy here as it is in my home state. I went back nearly to August and read a bunch of stories. I just wanted some new information. And I also was confused with the "donations". I don't know what $ . 4 etc. is. I also been on bed page. There aren't any 24/7 AMP like in ATL.

**BahhumBug** · 12-09-21 01:37

Thought she looked a little different in a photo from one of her recent ads. Chalked it up to camera angle / filter at the time. IMO a gym membership would have done her better than going under the knife.

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?