Massage Parlor Reports

**ZoooBus** · 11-30-21 23:13

Originally Posted by RexHughes [View Original Post]

Any intel on this place?

I get a feeling this place is a dud, owned by the Evil Triad who owns most of those Snohomish County AMPs, and rotates the women from place to place (including the Baritone Voiced Auntie).

I saw it, driving by the other night.

North on Broadway, of Funko Field.

It had been over a year since I tried Carnation. When I saw some ads for the place I thought that I would take one for the team since I gave incorrect info earlier. The old provider was rather old. Mid 50's to early 60's, not very attractive and rather dumpy. The new lady is in her thirties, taller than the average Asians and very slim and fairly attractive. She did not take my $60 at the door, she took me to the room and openly asked if I wanted a HE before the massage even started. I said yes and she said $120 total. Okay, why not. I owe you guts one. The massage was weird and terrible. It was as if she saw movies of massages but had no clue as to how to give one. And no teasing before the flip, even though we knew where this was going. After the flip she did minimal warmup and was into the dreaded jackhammer rather shortly. She could not finish and asked for a break which I was fine with. When she started again she was a bit more sensual but once again was to rapidly into the jackhammer. I managed to finish anyway. Clean up. A few more minutes of WTF? Massage and we were done. She shorted me a bit on my time, but at that point I was done.

The good news, definitely attractive. Spinner body, and from my experience if one is looking for more those that give the worst massages also tend to be more likely to go past a HE. But if you are looking for the total experience I would give this one a big Hell no!.

Will not repeat. Your results may vary.

**EagleStarKen** · 11-30-21 18:19

Mimi left for New York to resolve issues with her husband. She should be back after the holidays. New girl named Mia who is short & petite. Wears a short gold dress. She is FS. Speaks good English.

Other girl named Kiki. Not FS. Does not speak English. Breasts hang a bit and she has a bit of a stomach. Breasts are sensitive and she limits touching. Has a lot of rules.

Both girls are 40.

**Member #6240** · 11-30-21 13:55

Originally Posted by RobNSea [View Original Post]

I have never been there but a provider (Mary) I see on a regular basic works there on the weekends other days she works out of her residence in south Everett / Mill Creek. She can be found on her website Haibo massage she is a lone provider and gives a great massage.

Would also be interested in whatever you'd be willing to share via PM.

Or I'll just take a (respectful) shot this week and see what happens.

Either way, many thanks for the intel!

**IHateToomgis** · 11-30-21 07:37

Originally Posted by BluthWayne [View Original Post]

Totally forgot to say in my original post. Got 69 BBBJ covered cg and mish.

Sounds reasonable.

IHateToomgis.

**IHateToomgis** · 11-30-21 07:35

Originally Posted by ItsNat [View Original Post]

Hey luvs.

Unfortunately, that is not our ad. Yes we do post on skip but, our pics have a collage of all the providers working at the spa. The link to your post is for some other spa and we are not affiliated with them.

Xoxo.

Nat.

This is our ad.

https://tacoma.skipthegames.com/fema...r/954276674435

Looks very interesting!

IHateLeeG.

**BigPurpleSnake** · 11-30-21 02:41

Originally Posted by MikeSeattle [View Original Post]

I can confirm this as well. South Bay is one gal, but she's super cute and fun. Repeat visits increase the fun. DATY last time but YMMV.

Stopped by today. Older Mamasan greeted me, English not so good. Asked if anyone else was working. She said she was busy but wanted me to come in and see her. Passed because she had a serious case of the fuglies.

What is the name of the younger gal? And why do they charge 50 70?.

**Bonnaryi** · 11-30-21 02:12

Originally Posted by BluthWayne [View Original Post]

Totally forgot to say in my original post. Got 69 BBBJ covered cg and mish.

Nice, thanks for sharing. I checked her out and got CBJ.

**BoboThe55** · 11-30-21 00:03

Originally Posted by RobNSea [View Original Post]

I have never been there but a provider (Mary) I see on a regular basic works there on the weekends other days she works out of her residence in south Everett / Mill Creek. She can be found on her website Haibo massage she is a lone provider and gives a great massage.

Mary is a provider?

Can I ask does she provide FS? Massage w / extras? How much is a massage?

**RobNSea** · 11-29-21 21:51

Originally Posted by Richr77 [View Original Post]

I've been there but not to try to see about extra services by the therapists. I took a provider there for a couples massage and the place is great. Booked the two hours couple's getaway in the moroccan suite and got a third hour free because it wasn't booked after us. It's a bit pricey but well worth the visit. She thought it was very romantic and erotic and we made good use of the tub, massage tables, and sofa after the couples massage.

I have never been there but a provider (Mary) I see on a regular basic works there on the weekends other days she works out of her residence in south Everett / Mill Creek. She can be found on her website Haibo massage she is a lone provider and gives a great massage.

**BangWarrior** · 11-29-21 20:50

Has anyone visited Fall Health in Bellevue?

I had met a couple of young and friendly therapists there Emly and Sofea. Good massage and only happy ending but allowed UTC roaming and both are young and pretty. But both are gone now. Any idea of their whereabouts?

Also any suggestions for places with pretty young girls giving decent massage and at least a happy ending in Redmond / Bellevue.

**HiYolomi** · 11-29-21 20:36

Anyone with recent visits to Orchid? Any news on the Mimi there or can post the review on rm?

Anyone know the current lineup? Last time I went I was pretty disappointed.

**MikeSeattle** · 11-29-21 14:01

Originally Posted by Lego19 [View Original Post]

Rubmaps review -
Lisa at Lucky Star suggested I also re-visit South Bay and I'm glad she did. Only one gal there, but she was super fun. Very cute and innocent looking, in her late 30's probably.

Massage started out like pretty much any other, but once she realized I was up for a little edging and teasing, she got a twinkle in her eye and had some fun with me.

Still only a HJ place, but it's quality.

I can confirm this as well. South Bay is one gal, but she's super cute and fun. Repeat visits increase the fun. DATY last time but YMMV.

**Lego19** · 11-29-21 13:47

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Any intel on South Bay?

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...attle-wa-46664#rubmaps.

New ad blitz for them on RR. Sometimes a sign of new management. Anyone got recent intel?

Rubmaps review -
Lisa at Lucky Star suggested I also re-visit South Bay and I'm glad she did. Only one gal there, but she was super fun. Very cute and innocent looking, in her late 30's probably.

Massage started out like pretty much any other, but once she realized I was up for a little edging and teasing, she got a twinkle in her eye and had some fun with me.

Still only a HJ place, but it's quality.

**AussieFury** · 11-29-21 11:46

Any intel on South Bay?

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...attle-wa-46664#rubmaps.

New ad blitz for them on RR. Sometimes a sign of new management. Anyone got recent intel?