Strip Club Reports

**UnHungHero2020** · 11-20-21 12:24

Just moved to the Seattle / Tacoma area yesterday for work and ready to dip my toes in the water. Or dip my tip in the water for a more accurate depiction. Anywho, I'll refrain from the standard very annoying new guy questions (hey, where can I get FS; how much does dancer xyz charge for BBFS; can I have dancer xyz's schedule / instagram / digits, etc.) and instead just keep checking the board for what's already been posted. I look forward to contributing myself pretty soon as I get in tune with what's going on in this town.

I have heard of these "lingerie coffee shops" in the Seattle area though and I hear there are a bunch of them. I will ask this one question: is there a particular area that has a large concentration of these? Thanks all for maintaining a very informative board.

**ShavedKitties** · 11-20-21 03:13

Originally Posted by FullMetalHelme [View Original Post]

What. The. Fuck?

She won't even show her titties anymore unless in the VIP room? Her GPS has skyrocketed to the motherfucking moon.

Don't waste time with private dances. Either get to fucking in a VIP room or just relax in your seat and have them come to you.

You can be upfront and negotiate how much you want vs how much they want for HJ, BBBJ, BBFS, CIM, CIP.

Amber (is?) was 240 BBFSCIP. 15 minutes VIP room fees separate. Don't ever let her take more than that.

She wanted 700 from me for 30 minutes the first time I saw her. Rejected that shit down.

She didn't even try to get me to the VIP room, to be honest she didn't seem to know what she was doing.

I have a rule to never do private rooms, there's no value in it, if I wanted to fuck I'd get an escort, don't have to deal with the hustle and the room fees and other bs, but that's just me.

I like going to the clubs for the variety, get to sample a couple of girls in the back, suck some titties and finger some pussy and I'm happy.

Anyway, Amber may be giving it away in the privates but the "dance" I got was super lame, I'd avoid.

**FullMetalHelme** · 11-20-21 03:13

Originally Posted by TheMightyQuinn [View Original Post]

So you went from.

To this.

Personally I got no issue with having a very good time with Mercedes.

Correct.

First post was her quoting 500 for hooking up outside the club at her place.

Second post was her quoting 250 for "30 minutes VIP room bare everything" in the club but playing dumb and not providing FS.

**TheMightyQuinn** · 11-20-21 00:02

So you went from.

Originally Posted by FullMetalHelme [View Original Post]

Mercedes (blonde, big round fake tits, smooth skin all over, no cellulite) is down to meet outside the club but minimum 500. Probably CFS. Very cautious and not desperate for money.

To this.

Originally Posted by FullMetalHelme [View Original Post]

Mercedes from Pandora's quoted me 250 for "30 minutes VIP bare everything" via text.

A bit too pricey even for BBFS in a 49-year-old stripper with fake tits, but still pretty hot so why not.

Ended up wasting time and money (15 for entrance fee + 75 for VIP room + 140 for 4 dances).

Tried to get her ride my mast, and she played dumb and said 250 is for "bare everything" as in taking off all her clothes, not as in bare full service.

She said she would need 500 to do FS.

This motherfucking bbiittcchh.

Cut my losses and left shaking my damn head. Not going to waste money on strip clubs for a long time.

Instead of dealing with cover charges and room fees, I'll stick with AMPs / AAMPs. Much better value and you actually get to fuck on a bed and clean up with a shower afterwards.

Personally I got no issue with having a very good time with Mercedes.

**AboveAverage** · 11-19-21 22:55

Originally Posted by FullMetalHelme [View Original Post]

Mercedes from Pandora's quoted me 250 for "30 minutes VIP bare everything" via text.

A bit too pricey even for BBFS in a 49-year-old stripper with fake tits, but still pretty hot so why not.

Ended up wasting time and money (15 for entrance fee + 75 for VIP room + 140 for 4 dances).

Tried to get her ride my mast, and she played dumb and said 250 is for "bare everything" as in taking off all her clothes, not as in bare full service.

She said she would need 500 to do FS.

This motherfucking bbiittcchh.

Cut my losses and left shaking my damn head. Not going to waste money on strip clubs for a long time.

Instead of dealing with cover charges and room fees, I'll stick with AMPs / AAMPs. Much better value and you actually get to fuck on a bed and clean up with a shower afterwards.

Never had an issue with her over the years. Dancers asking 5 bills are either trying to give you sticker shock because she knows 1/3 the guys won't pay that much but she's ok with that because she didn't want you. The other 1/3 of the guys are thinking with their little heads and end up forking over 5 Benjamin. For 5, almost every dancer will clock off work early and met you somewhere.

**FullMetalHelme** · 11-19-21 21:30

Originally Posted by ShavedKitties [View Original Post]

Was at Pandora's Thursday night, took Amber to the back, she gave a fully clothed "lap dance", and all my attempts to at least see the girls were denied. Save your money, no mileage with her.

What. The. Fuck?

She won't even show her titties anymore unless in the VIP room? Her GPS has skyrocketed to the motherfucking moon.

Don't waste time with private dances. Either get to fucking in a VIP room or just relax in your seat and have them come to you.

You can be upfront and negotiate how much you want vs how much they want for HJ, BBBJ, BBFS, CIM, CIP.

Amber (is?) was 240 BBFSCIP. 15 minutes VIP room fees separate. Don't ever let her take more than that.

She wanted 700 from me for 30 minutes the first time I saw her. Rejected that shit down.

**FullMetalHelme** · 11-19-21 21:25

Mercedes from Pandora's quoted me 250 for "30 minutes VIP bare everything" via text.

A bit too pricey even for BBFS in a 49-year-old stripper with fake tits, but still pretty hot so why not.

Ended up wasting time and money (15 for entrance fee + 75 for VIP room + 140 for 4 dances).

Tried to get her ride my mast, and she played dumb and said 250 is for "bare everything" as in taking off all her clothes, not as in bare full service.

She said she would need 500 to do FS.

This motherfucking bbiittcchh.

Cut my losses and left shaking my damn head. Not going to waste money on strip clubs for a long time.

Instead of dealing with cover charges and room fees, I'll stick with AMPs / AAMPs. Much better value and you actually get to fuck on a bed and clean up with a shower afterwards.

**ShavedKitties** · 11-19-21 21:23

Originally Posted by Leroy69 [View Original Post]

I was in Pandora's on Saturday for a bit. I got chatted up my Amber just as soon as I got there. She seemed like she would be a fun girl, but I wanted to check out all the options. I also had her name mixed up in my head with Vanessa, and I have read that she is a scammer. Alas, I had to leave without getting any dances. Does anyone have any experience with Amber? Can she be sensual, and also talk dirty? Feel free to PM.

Was at Pandora's Thursday night, took Amber to the back, she gave a fully clothed "lap dance", and all my attempts to at least see the girls were denied. Save your money, no mileage with her.

**TheMightyQuinn** · 11-18-21 08:35

Originally Posted by ShavedKitties [View Original Post]

I thought Portland was all low mileage, only been there once for a bachelor party so don't have experience but what I've heard is that Seattle has the mileage, Portland has the typical SC scene which includes booze.

Not a fan. Low mileage and a huge percentage of all natural dancers for sure. I guess if you want to drink and eat around naked girls and hang out with your buddies Portland might be for you.

**JJ9999** · 11-18-21 00:45

I've been a few times and I really like it. There's a dive bar next door which is super convenient. They have a lot of girls with the body type I prefer. I'm hoping Sugars gets more dancers from Kittens cause then I can just bounce back and forth between those clubs.

https://instagram.com/theplaygroundc...dium=copy_link

Originally Posted by DallasCorbin [View Original Post]

Any info on Playground in Ballard? Thinking of going today.

**ShavedKitties** · 11-17-21 22:01

Originally Posted by PoonHound1969 [View Original Post]

Dang only one woman posted on there IG I would be interested in, Portland SC are way better.

I thought Portland was all low mileage, only been there once for a bachelor party so don't have experience but what I've heard is that Seattle has the mileage, Portland has the typical SC scene which includes booze.

**Farquar2** · 11-17-21 20:57

Originally Posted by PoonHound1969 [View Original Post]

Dang only one woman posted on there IG I would be interested in, Portland SC are way better.

Give it time. It hasn't even been open for two weeks yet. Check its IG again in another couple of weeks. Pandora's and Kittens dancers are working there.

**3Putt** · 11-17-21 20:17

Dang only one woman posted on there IG I would be interested in, Portland SC are way better.

Originally Posted by Farquar2 [View Original Post]

It looks like it was started on Saturday, November 13th.

https://www.instagram.com/sugarsseattle/

Glad to see photos of dancers that work there, and not generic stock photos. But, a lot of the Puget Sound Region clubs are doing that now. Even the very much stayed Deja Vu clubs, but I sense that those accounts were started by the dancers that work at those clubs, and not the company itself.

**Asianguy** · 11-17-21 19:09

Originally Posted by Money80 [View Original Post]

I'd love to get some intel on River!

$650 for a half hour cfs.

**ShavedKitties** · 11-17-21 14:23

Originally Posted by Leroy69 [View Original Post]

I was in Pandora's on Saturday for a bit. I got chatted up my Amber just as soon as I got there. She seemed like she would be a fun girl, but I wanted to check out all the options. I also had her name mixed up in my head with Vanessa, and I have read that she is a scammer. Alas, I had to leave without getting any dances. Does anyone have any experience with Amber? Can she be sensual, and also talk dirty? Feel free to PM.

Someone posted some reports a while back, BBBJ, FS from what I remember seeing. Someone also said GPS. I don't have personal experience, you should give it a go and report back.