Massage Parlor Reports

**RustyWebfFoot** · 11-28-21 00:02

Visiting Lala land soon and looking for a nice asian massage. FS optional.

Tia.

**PriscillaM** · 11-25-21 22:43

Originally Posted by LongSnot [View Original Post]

I didn't get the name of the dead fish but she was about late 30's or so. Hard to tell with Asians. She didn't even get fully undressed. Took off her pants but kept a loose blouse on that she lifted up. Covered everything. There was another woman there that I only got a glimpse of that looked cute but I think I'll pass and look elsewhere.

I was there prolly like a year ago. I had to wear a mask while fucking. It was at that moment that I realized that masks are useless.

**Eponymously** · 11-24-21 02:40

Here's the ad: https://losangeles.rubratings.com/156725.

This is a "companion location", apparently, to the nuru places in Torrance and Noho (same phone number listed on some of the Torrance ads as well). Similar type of service - "nuru" offering which consists of oiled up light massage (very light) with some body-to-body (160/ hhr). The twist is that some providers (I suspect maybe just one, who I saw) offer full service as well (260/ hhr).

Opted for "nuru" to start and scope the place out -- I didn't know about their connection to the other joints going in so wanted to try it out. It's a walk-up apartment in DTLA, convenient. I thought maybe there would be a selection of providers, maybe sometimes not but tonight. There's one girl there, Misty (who was pictured in the ad when I saw it). Short black girl, attractive with a natural body. Better in person. Misty is on the higher end of the "nuru" gals I've seen: still not a great massage, but at least she knows how to tease a bit. Builds up to a nice flip, stays engaged the whole time, pretends to be into it at least. Allows -- nay, strongly encourages some tit sucking by putting them in my face. Rubbing the kitty as well. I ask if I could eat it, she says that's full service. I ask if DATO would be included for future reference and she says yeah. Possible she's telling me what I want to hear, but hopefully not. I walk away feeling about the same as I always do from these places, satisfied but not completely happy.

**LongSnot** · 11-24-21 01:01

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I think during early covid there was an EVA there who was hot. It was 160 I think to fuck her plus the 60 dollar cover to the dude with the fanny pack. The place's layout is for shit. No privacy, the monger next to me sounded like he was having his legs ripped off by a cement extruder.

I didn't get the name of the dead fish but she was about late 30's or so. Hard to tell with Asians. She didn't even get fully undressed. Took off her pants but kept a loose blouse on that she lifted up. Covered everything. There was another woman there that I only got a glimpse of that looked cute but I think I'll pass and look elsewhere.

**Sniper1075** · 11-24-21 00:40

Greetings Mongers,

Are you aware of any BBFS massage parlors (with decently looking girls) located in mid-Wilshire area or on the Westside / Culver City area?

Thank you as always.

**PriscillaM** · 11-23-21 20:25

Originally Posted by LongSnot [View Original Post]

Went to Lucky Foot Massage on 550X block on Sepulveda. What a total MEH. . 40 at the door and 1. 2 for a dead fish. Found them on Skip the Games. Will not go back.

I think during early covid there was an EVA there who was hot. It was 160 I think to fuck her plus the 60 dollar cover to the dude with the fanny pack. The place's layout is for shit. No privacy, the monger next to me sounded like he was having his legs ripped off by a cement extruder.

**LongSnot** · 11-23-21 18:01

Went to Lucky Foot Massage on 550X block on Sepulveda. What a total MEH. . 40 at the door and 1. 2 for a dead fish. Found them on Skip the Games. Will not go back.

**Tk2152** · 11-23-21 12:10

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

Is anna at least attractive.

Average-looking, middle-aged. I wouldn't go out of my way to see her, but she wasn't unattractive.

**Mr Plumber** · 11-23-21 10:52

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

So just curious. Would anyonr bb mary from chens? I've thought about it. But not too sure.

"Anyone"? There exists a tome the size of a 1980's Yellow Pages with the names of monger curmudgeon who've plunged hither, sans jimmy, into any one or all of Mary's orifices / orifici. Let's just say it is a well-worn path. Kinda like the carriage wheel grooves worn into the side of the highway in Amish country. Everybody knows how they got there.

**LngTimeMongr** · 11-19-21 14:09

Originally Posted by Tk2152 [View Original Post]

Just to follow up, I saw Anna at Smile Massage yesterday. Covid vaccination shown to the guy at the front, and then to the room. Anna came in while I was still getting undressed, sized me up, and asked me what I wanted. Right to work with the BBBJ and clean up and out the door with 100 tip. A little rushed, but couldn't feel too bad about it.

Is anna at least attractive.

**Yakdadn** · 11-19-21 13:20

Never been with her. But. She used to share the exact same ad with her roommate, they both go by Kim. Her roommate gives a basic (untrained) massage with a H. E.

And promises of more next time, next time wasn't any better. I asked about her roommate, the one pictured and she said she does FS. Never tried her tho. They operate out of a house in Long Beach.

**LAPartner** · 11-19-21 09:22

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

All of those ads are Russian outfit types. The sad part is that the girls are actually sometimes attractive, but it is a rushed experience and I remember one time the girl looked like a potato bug.

Damn, that's a bummer. Tough to find good independent FBSM in this town I guess.

**Tk2152** · 11-19-21 01:53

Originally Posted by HexenDuction [View Original Post]

Taking a break from the KAAMP price wars, I visited Ana / Jenny at Smile Massage on SMB. The shop is open from 1 - 4 pm daily until further notice. There's a guy working the reception area mask and temperature check. Jenny, who has become Anna, is same as she ever was, but is somewhat freaked by the possibility there might be a Covid compliance check of some sort. She has also put on some Covid weight, but the good new is that most of it has gone straight to her ass. You should expect that both of you will be rockin' masks, except for the interlude where she isn't.

Just to follow up, I saw Anna at Smile Massage yesterday. Covid vaccination shown to the guy at the front, and then to the room. Anna came in while I was still getting undressed, sized me up, and asked me what I wanted. Right to work with the BBBJ and clean up and out the door with 100 tip. A little rushed, but couldn't feel too bad about it.

**Tk2152** · 11-19-21 01:38

Originally Posted by Eponymously [View Original Post]

This is not a real ad. It's a catfish at best.

Thanks, I kinda realized that shortly after I posted. Found another ad with same phone number and name but pictures of other women. Oh well. Cheers.

**PriscillaM** · 11-18-21 22:32

Originally Posted by LAPartner [View Original Post]

Anyone know anything about these 2?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247314

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/174816

They both advertise bluffside dr in Studio City, but a google search of the numbers comes up with a bunch of pics of different providers.

All of those ads are Russian outfit types. The sad part is that the girls are actually sometimes attractive, but it is a rushed experience and I remember one time the girl looked like a potato bug.