The Massholes

**Andir** · 11-12-21 11:09

Originally Posted by CrazyCrouton [View Original Post]

I bet that thing is filled with tampons.

Don't forget Eddie M, you need to open your mouth wider when the poor Chinese women pee on (in) you. So you will not lose a drop.

**CrazyCrouton** · 11-12-21 08:22

Originally Posted by MoreBJs [View Original Post]

Ride. On the way.

I bet that thing is filled with tampons.

**AsianYumYum** · 11-12-21 03:21

Was it a day big titie chic in all black. I think mongers here know her as Jenn or correct me if I am wrong. I pass by that girl possibly a thousand times I've never picked her up. Rumors are she doesn't even do the deed accordingly, just want to snatch up the pay and do a half ass job to leave. A hoe like that, especially being fat, I'd just want to smut for a facial cum and make a mess. We understand you coughing up the cash, 20 $, if that's what you gave her, is better then this worthless POS hoe calling the cops and them completely believing that loser and want to make an example out of you.

I'm not saying I agree when a street goon clock one every now and then, but. I can understand.

Originally Posted by ILoveKitty [View Original Post]

Saw this short hair brunette on dot Ave near the bridge. Stopped my car ahead of her, she came up and immediately jumped in before I could say anything. Red flags went off in my head.

She gave me the numbers. 20 BJ, 40 FS. But she was reeking of cigs. I said no cause couldn't stand the stink. Then she goes on and talks some BS about how guys waste her time. So I told her to get out.

At this point, she was like I picked her up and I wasted her time, so she won't get out until I pay her. WTF. Didn't want to escalate any further, so gave her some cash and drove off.

Careful with this one, guys.

**MoreBJs** · 11-11-21 22:45

Ride. On the way.

**CrazyCrouton** · 11-05-21 21:04

Lookie lookie here. I mention Tcollins, the Bietch handle and Cheezefist dusts of that handle after not posting on it since July.

I own you.

Hahahahahahaha!!

**GaryG** · 11-05-21 01:25

Originally Posted by AsianYumYum [View Original Post]

I'm far from a newbie and he couldn't help me on his best day. I get my own leads and we monger differently.

So far he hasn't fully replied to the simple request so how can I move forward to the next one? He still hasn't giving the important info on this Tina but just remain on the surface in general terms.

Still waiting?

Oh yeah it's cool don't worry about being a newbie, we were all newbies at one point. I can help you out too. I suggest you start by reading the forum, choose a parlor that sounds good. When you visit try not to be nervous, just relax and the provider will guide you through it, maybe just try a half hour if it's your first time. And very important, report your experience back here!

**CrazyCrouton** · 11-04-21 21:36

Originally Posted by Andir [View Original Post]

Eddie M. , next time when you are with your favorite piss-providing masseuse, open your mouth wider, so not a single drop of the stuff you love so much will be wasted.

Good girl.

Next!

**Andir** · 11-04-21 20:13

Originally Posted by CrazyCrouton [View Original Post]

Andir.

Eddie M. , next time when you are with your favorite piss-providing masseuse, open your mouth wider, so not a single drop of the stuff you love so much will be wasted.

**CrazyCrouton** · 11-04-21 19:36

Andir.

Tcollins.

Slick Willy 007.

Al Capone.

Dentist Bob.

Olgary.

Cheezefist.

OldtimerMA.

Trickster666.

I'm really concerned for his, I mean their well being. All I see is a bunch of new handles posting about the same stuff. Every time this happens he, I mean they forget to post from their accounts. Let's hope we hear from him, I mean them soon.

**TheBoobHound** · 11-04-21 12:50

Originally Posted by CrazyCrouton [View Original Post]

If you knew who I was talking about then you knew she went by different names. How many times have you seen her? Have you reviewed her? Do you know the other place she works near the Cheesecake Factory? The food there is superb after seeing her. I like the mac and Cheese there. Plus that delicious Cheesecake for desert. I highly recommend you see Eva then try the Cheese cake factory afterwards.

Originally Posted by CamperVan10 [View Original Post]

So, narrowing that down:

Not as likely Boston / Pru or Natick.

Braintree, Burlington, Peabody, or Cambridge.

Braintree?

I think Crouton was trying to tell us something.

**AmericanDragon** · 11-04-21 12:19

Originally Posted by CrazyCrouton [View Original Post]

I asked the question in August. I saw her between then and when I responded to your post. Difference between me and you is I don't have to create a new handle to respond and I have a penis.

Try harder ma'am..

If that's true then it sure is odd that you're lying about her having a place in MA, seeing people in MA, and traveling back and forth to CA. Maybe you were just joking around? Or just trying to mess with people?

**AsianYumYum** · 11-04-21 11:05

I'm far from a newbie and he couldn't help me on his best day. I get my own leads and we monger differently.

So far he hasn't fully replied to the simple request so how can I move forward to the next one? He still hasn't giving the important info on this Tina but just remain on the surface in general terms.

Still waiting?

Originally Posted by GaryG [View Original Post]

It us not a rumor! He is, maybe, the greatest contributor on this board and even offers to help noobs like you, ask your list and you will be bigly pleased!

**CrazyCrouton** · 11-03-21 19:45

I asked the question in August. I saw her between then and when I responded to your post. Difference between me and you is I don't have to create a new handle to respond and I have a penis.

Try harder ma'am.

Originally Posted by AmericanDragon [View Original Post]

She's not in the MA area and does not travel back and forth to California. She is working at a location in the greater Northeast region, but not really driving distance from MA.

Maybe the next time you're going to lie about something or pretend to be an expert you should make sure you weren't begging the forum for that very information just a couple months prior. Just a thought.

.

**GaryG** · 11-03-21 18:12

Originally Posted by AsianYumYum [View Original Post]

What does this Tina do, is she a granny, (late 40+ - 50's), how much does she offer on the menu and is it affordable for more bang for the buck or is she into haggling with inflated prices with little to none and low ball services? Is Tina reliable and flexible for, say, some Russian relief?

Tell us more please, just blurting out Tina is the shit can't cut it anymore. Too many mongers here are falling in love with these parlor girls and making them stars just by name and not for the outstanding services they provide or extended menu available.

Rumor has it, you have the goods in all the places. I am about to pull out a list and put you to the test and see how much you know.

First, start with Tina!

It us not a rumor! He is, maybe, the greatest contributor on this board and even offers to help noobs like you, ask your list and you will be bigly pleased!

**AmericanDragon** · 11-03-21 14:14

Originally Posted by CrazyCrouton [View Original Post]

If anyone has her phone number or contact info could you please PM me with it? Much appreciated thank you.

She's not in the MA area and does not travel back and forth to California. She is working at a location in the greater Northeast region, but not really driving distance from MA.

Maybe the next time you're going to lie about something or pretend to be an expert you should make sure you weren't begging the forum for that very information just a couple months prior. Just a thought.