Massage Parlor Reports

[KnotHead61]

Somehow my big brain beat the little one. I went to check out a place in weho. It's a small apartment that's set up as a sex toy shop with a massage table in the back. I called the number and she said they don't open until 2 but one of the girls was there early, and I can go in and see if I was interested. She was. Fine. Dark skinned latina, mid 40's with huge cans, not much ass, in a tight dress. She wanted $70 for what I'm assuming would have been a mediocre massage with extras, but I wasn't really into it so I told her I would be back with cash. Booker on the phone said she would send me pics of the other girls who will be there later. To be continued.

Wow. Impressive. I need this. Last night I was a victim of the old switch-a-roo and ended up with a girl I would've not picked up. Felt bad, and stuck around. Wish I didn't. Good job man.

[Stickens]

Somehow my big brain beat the little one. I went to check out a place in weho. It's a small apartment that's set up as a sex toy shop with a massage table in the back. I called the number and she said they don't open until 2 but one of the girls was there early, and I can go in and see if I was interested. She was. Fine. Dark skinned latina, mid 40's with huge cans, not much ass, in a tight dress. She wanted $70 for what I'm assuming would have been a mediocre massage with extras, but I wasn't really into it so I told her I would be back with cash. Booker on the phone said she would send me pics of the other girls who will be there later. To be continued.

[Stickens]

Saw a listing for Sacred Zen Suites and I'm intrigued, but not sure if I want to go to the Westside to TOFTT.

https://www.sacredzensuites.com/

[LngTimeMongr]

Any one been to ocean spa in rancho palos verde? Any recommendations?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/237361

[Crimsonquiggs]

Did you mean Emily? I have no idea what happened to her either, but she was amazing. Please let us know if anyone finds out where she went.

Nah, I meant Lily. She was the owner. Wacky lady who seemed to never take a day off. Not entirely sure who Emily is.

[FlandersFan1]

I just had a 60 min massage with Angela at Goldfinger.

It was 27 minute massage with teasing at the end. Then 25 minutes of full on dickwork. There was no rushing. I did not get to suck on her perfect b tits. I almost walked out into the street I was so fucken lightheaded.

Oh, and to the guy in the leather jacket who pretended he was crossing the street to go to Petco and then ducked in. Come on man. You do not fool anyone.

Not the best experience at the finger for me. Called ahead and asked for Angela and they said she was available now. Rolled up 5 minutes later and Vanessa checked me in. Vanessa came in a few minutes later and said Angela is busy and won't be done for another 40 minutes. Asked if I wanted to try her out instead. Didn't want to wait that long so I said fuck it. Not the best, not the worst. But annoyed of the swap.

Anyone know what happened to crazy Lily from Yao Qi in Culver City? I know it's been shutdown for a while, but drove past the other day and was just wondering if she landed on her feet since the pandemic. Was always such a staple to my LA mongering scene.

Did you mean Emily? I have no idea what happened to her either, but she was amazing. Please let us know if anyone finds out where she went.

[Rudy Rude]

Hey anyone been over to Seasons on SMBLVD? WLA next to good Sushi place? The front is a mess. Any specific talent you like? Its been while for me.

Seen it a few times, looks dingy AF but never been in. They have a ton of reviews on RM, but I've never been in and their phone number is disconnected.

Idk, I just get a granny shack vibe.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Anyone know what happened to crazy Lily from Yao Qi in Culver City? I know it's been shutdown for a while, but drove past the other day and was just wondering if she landed on her feet since the pandemic. Was always such a staple to my LA mongering scene.

[LngTimeMongr]

Who's Mary brotha hook me up with the info on her please.

Mary is at chen's in LA on SM blvd. Check it out. But she ehhh. Up to you. Nothing to brag about. She will bb CIA. I would suggest bring your own umbrella. She doesn't have umbrellas.

[BoostedSub]

Anyone been to a MP that allows them to greek the provider? Other than Mary. Please don't mention mary haha.

Who's Mary brotha hook me up with the info on her please.

[PriscillaM]

Anyone been to a MP that allows them to greek the provider? Other than Mary. Please don't mention mary haha.

Mary at Chens will let you take her ass.

[LngTimeMongr]

Anyone been to a MP that allows them to greek the provider? Other than Mary. Please don't mention mary haha.

[PriscillaM]

I just want to say that I think Angela at Gold finger stuck her finger up my ass too far the other day.

I am not being anti any demographic group here, but I am warning you fellas. Especially leather jacket pretend like he is going to petco fucko that you better take some magnesium to loosen your shfinkter. As noted above, Angela's handjobs are great, but man, rectum, it nearly killed him.

[Grinch312]

Has anyone been to Ord Spa or Panda Massage in Chinatown?

[PriscillaM]

Lately the places I've been going to have only given a 15 minute backrub and a flip. Looking for somehere in the LA area that would offer an hour oil massage and then finish with a HE. Would appreciate any recs guys.

I just had a 60 min massage with Angela at Goldfinger.

It was 27 minute massage with teasing at the end. Then 25 minutes of full on dickwork. There was no rushing. I did not get to suck on her perfect b tits. I almost walked out into the street I was so fucken lightheaded.

Oh, and to the guy in the leather jacket who pretended he was crossing the street to go to Petco and then ducked in. Come on man. You do not fool anyone.