Massage Parlor Reports

**Mr Plumber** · 10-30-21 03:29

It's been a year since I've been to Happy Massage Santa Ana. Last time was with Amy and it was an uninspired event Neither one of us was into it at that momet. Not sure why; tired, burned out, whatever. But fast forward to last Monday and it's a different story.

I walked in, saw some new faces and there among them, was Amy. She lept up, smiled and gave me a hug. The other girls were all smiles, too, but this time with Amy was getting off to a good vibe. Decision made. And enjoyed.

For any who've been to Happy, you know Amy. Four feet eight inches tall on a warm day. Ninety pounds soaking wet. Amazingly soft and smooth skin for a woman born during the Eisenhower administration. I'm convinced she sleeps in a giant vat of Oil-of-Olay. Her face. Well. Her face. Commonly referred to as a 'Butter Face'. And you wouldn't be wrong for thinking it. Then again, my facial appearance falls somewhere between Tony Danza and Shrek and she puts up with me nicely enough. So I always reciprocate.

Forget about last year. Things ramp up quickly like two horny high-schoolers. Kinda nice being first in the door as she's fresh, smells nice and presents all her tight orifices at will. After the initial make-out and mutual groping session, she obliges my request to lavish my nut sack and schwanz with luscious BLS and BBBJ. She doesn't suck as hard as I like but hey. Just like 'bad pizza'. It's still pizza and by default, pretty good.

Again. Horny teenagers at work and in sync. She anticipates well and moves her body into position with very little guidance. Mish, doggie, scissor legs, back to doggie. Finally some rapid pubic bone to pubic bone thumping and her pussy just absorbs every thrust.

I feel a nut welling inside and her Radar O'Reilly anticipation skills kick-in and she slides out from under me to the floor, mouth a-gape and waiting. A few manual strokes and some excellent aim, even without a reticule, and her tonsils are splashed with sufficient man-juice to blow a few bubbles. Seminal vesicles drained to flatness as she continues to suck after my nut was fully expressed.

Damn this feels good and what FUN!

So look past Amy's butter face, check your own look in the mirror and be glad she's so willing to accommodate and give you pleasure. I sure was! Standard for this place 40/ Hr and 80 for the well-aged Amy with the super soft skin. And tight box. As in even guys like me, hung like a Tse Tse fly, will bottom out in her well coiffed pussy. AAAAHHHHHHHHH (giant sigh of relief).

**SixGen** · 10-29-21 22:28

Luna Viet spinner.

This place is on the 2nd floor of a plaza and entrance is on the side. There's a banner that you can see from the street.

MMS took me to room 2 and I undressed, laid down with no towel. Luna came in and greeted me. She had a slim body and a pretty face but a pond closer look I can age is creeping up on her so I'm guessing she's around 30-35. She had on a tiny black dress with no bra and undies. She puts a small towel over my ass and started a weak oil massage. We made small talks and she can hold a conversation. After 5 minutes she got on top and used her knees to put pressure on my ass and lower back which felt great. I made no attempted to touch her but her legs were grazing on my hands. Then she got off and start the sensual light touching around my ass and legs.

I asked to turn over and she quickly replied of course. I grabbed her nice tiny round ass and she asked what I wanted. Told her nude HJ and offer 60 but she said you only get to see top and nude is 100 so I agreed on 60. She pulled down her top to reveal a perfectly shaped implants with eraser nips. I grabbed her boobs and play with her nips while she grab jr until he was up. She used lotion for lube which was scented and started jack hammering. She does some fake moaning sound as I grabbed her ass and tried to move my hands in front towards her kitty but she took my hand back up to place on her boobs. I was taking longer than usual but she was a trooper and used different techniques to help me finish. There was ball playing, nipple pinching, switching hands and even using both hands. After about 15 mins of hammering I finally exploded and she kept going until I was completely drained. I liked that she didn't complained. She had to use the towel to block my shots but some got on my chest. She mentioned I had a sting explosion. Cleaned me up with hot towel and got me water and I handed her the tip.

Overall she got the job done and was a looker but I felt no connection. I'll recommend for those that only want a quick service by a hot Asian chick.

She does FS so I'll be back since she's a hot Asian spinner.

She works Fri-Sunday 11 am-7 pm.

**Slammer6008** · 10-29-21 21:27

Originally Posted by JhMonger [View Original Post]

Went to see Cindy today specifically for the back door. However I was denied bc she said I was too big. Not only that, I was denied the V due to the same reason. I've been told by many providers that I was well endowed. But first time I was denied FS. But she did offer HE for. 5 where I got FIV and FIA. Next time I'll the the V she says. We'll see.

Yeah I have that problem also. I'll measure mine tonight to tell you.

**JhMonger** · 10-29-21 18:19

Originally Posted by HeadorTail [View Original Post]

My Happy Feet is the lowest hourly fee you'll see at a jack shack. Cindy is an accommodating lady -50 gets her keyster if your so inclined.

Went to see Cindy today specifically for the back door. However I was denied bc she said I was too big. Not only that, I was denied the V due to the same reason. I've been told by many providers that I was well endowed. But first time I was denied FS. But she did offer HE for. 5 where I got FIV and FIA. Next time I'll the the V she says. We'll see.

**Meshugga** · 10-29-21 17:29

Originally Posted by OCRanger [View Original Post]

Did nuru price went up again? Used to be $220 including tip and house 1 hr. Now they asking for $240. Wth.

I've never done a 1 hr nuru so can't comment on that, except to say 30 minutes should be less than 180, and even that is a hike compared to pre-covid. The places on El Toro will be under 180, unless you're doing more than just nuru.

Where are you going that it's 220?

**DeeNewGuy** · 10-29-21 16:41

Stepped into EJ Massage today but wasn't interested in the girl who greeted me. She asked if I wanted to see another girl and I said yes she popped her head out and I passed. Drove down Tustin and stopped by Levender. Girl who greeted me was decent looking, was wearing a white skirt and a revealing top. Her tits looked nice so asked for 30 minutes. Gave her two Jackson's in the room and told me I was handsome and to get undressed. She leaves for a few minutes and walks back in. As previously reported there's a small tv with 4 different camera monitors. You can see the girls room and there was another girl. She was covered up so couldn't really get a good look at her but My girl was touching up and fixing her hair. Can see the parking lot and street view. She walks in and starts with a light massage on my back and shoulder. She tells me her name is Koko. She used a little oil but massage was pretty weak. She then started massaging my legs not much teasing but she did get on the table and sat on my leg as she massaged my ass she was wearing a skirt so it felt nice and warm. She walked on my back that felt good. On flip she puts oil on my chest and works her way down. She's massaging around jr and asks what if I want HJ or BJ. I asked how much for BJ and she said a Benji. I countered with 4 Jackson's and she said 100 with a smile. She had my cock in her hand but I didn't budge. I smiled back and said 80. Once again she said 100, then 90. I knew I won then and she agreed to the 80. She walks out to get a jimmy and puts it on with her mouth. I lift up her dress to fill up on her little booty, I then work my way up and fill on her tits, she pulls her top down and wow! She had some nice beautiful full C Cups. Those tits were nice. Thinking about it now I wish I would have titty fucked her LOL. I'm looking at her sucking on my dick and grabbing her tits and I explode! She cleans me up real nice and walks me out grabs my ass on the way out and gives me a hug. I enjoyed her time and service so will be back for sure.

**Taws6** · 10-29-21 15:55

Originally Posted by OCJeeper [View Original Post]

Went to Sunnywell

I've always had a fantasy about being with a squirter but it wasn't what I expected. Kinda smelled like piss so I guess I'm not really into that.

$50 to house and $100 to provider. Says she works Tue, Wed, Fri.

Sunnywell has always been a go to. Not the best looking talent, but. Reliable. Anaheim has better locations.

As far as squirting, it probably was piss.

In civvy life, I've been fortunate enough to know a gal that would do that, smelled nothing like piss. At least with her.

The Granny probably just pissed on you to give you the illusion of a squirter & thus likely to return.

But, I could be wrong.

**Edward Appleby** · 10-29-21 13:26

Originally Posted by OCJeeper [View Original Post]

Kinda smelled like piss so I guess I'm not really into that. I continue to pound away and she stops and squirts 2 more times. Now I'm just kind of disgusted with all this wetness running down my legs.

There's a reason it smells like piss.

I've never understood that one.

**Slammer6008** · 10-29-21 11:57

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the heads up brother good looking out.

Has anyone tried Jenny there?

**Slammer6008** · 10-29-21 11:53

Originally Posted by Ggwrx11 [View Original Post]

I tried it out once, this was about a year ago. They offer FS but the providers are no bueno from what I recall. I opted for a HJ. Maybe someone can say otherwise about this place.

Thanks for the heads up brother good looking out.

**SaltyDog** · 10-29-21 11:25

Originally Posted by OCJeeper [View Original Post]

Went to Sunnywell for the first time on Tuesday around noon. Had to make my walk of shame next to the covid testing tent right in front of the door. Was looking for full service so thought Sunnywell would be a safe bet based on the reviews. MMS asked if I wanted Korean or Latina. I opted for Korean and was disappointed when Coco walks in. Older woman (prob. 50). She's half Japanese and half Korean.

Massaged me for about 10 minutes and asked me to flip. I didn't find her attractive but thought what the hell, why not fuck my first Gilf. She started teasing me and I grabbed her surprisingly nice man made Ds. She pointed at jr. And I nod my head. Then she started ducking on my balls and locked near my ass. She puts on a condom and starts the BJ. She then pulls off her dress and has a nice clean shaven tight pussy. I pound her missionary and she stops me and starts squirting all over my legs. I've always had a fantasy about being with a squirter but it wasn't what I expected. Kinda smelled like piss so I guess I'm not really into that. I continue to pound away and she stops and squirts 2 more times. Now I'm just kind of disgusted with all this wetness running down my legs.

Anyways, she gets on her knees and pulls off the condom and BBBJ me. It's hard for me to come with a BJ so I lay her back down and start to rub the tip of jr. On her clip and she squirts again. I snuck in bareback and got a good 30 seconds before she stopped me. She puts the condom back on me and I finish her off doggy. I went about 10 minutes over the 30 minutes and MMS was standing at the door not looking happy (but then again, she didn't look happy when I came in so maybe that's just her look)..

Ruby at Pavilion is another one but the language thing. She pretty much controls how much she lets out so it don't get too messy.

**LVB808** · 10-29-21 10:41

Originally Posted by OCJeeper [View Original Post]

Went to Sunnywell for the first time on Tuesday around noon. Had to make my walk of shame next to the covid testing tent right in front of the door. Was looking for full service so thought Sunnywell would be a safe bet based on the reviews. MMS asked if I wanted Korean or Latina. I opted for Korean and was disappointed when Coco walks in. Older woman (prob. 50). She's half Japanese and half Korean.

Massaged me for about 10 minutes and asked me to flip. I didn't find her attractive but thought what the hell, why not fuck my first Gilf. She started teasing me and I grabbed her surprisingly nice man made Ds. She pointed at jr. And I nod my head. Then she started ducking on my balls and locked near my ass. She puts on a condom and starts the BJ. She then pulls off her dress and has a nice clean shaven tight pussy. I pound her missionary and she stops me and starts squirting all over my legs. I've always had a fantasy about being with a squirter but it wasn't what I expected. Kinda smelled like piss so I guess I'm not really into that. I continue to pound away and she stops and squirts 2 more times. Now I'm just kind of disgusted with all this wetness running down my legs.

Anyways, she gets on her knees and pulls off the condom and BBBJ me. It's hard for me to come with a BJ so I lay her back down and start to rub the tip of jr. On her clip and she squirts again. I snuck in bareback and got a good 30 seconds before she stopped me. She puts the condom back on me and I finish her off doggy. I went about 10 minutes over the 30 minutes and MMS was standing at the door not looking happy (but then again, she didn't look happy when I came in so maybe that's just her look).

Not sure I would repeat as she's a little too old for my taste. She does have a very skinny body and big rack so if you're into that.

$50 to house and $100 to provider. Says she works Tue, Wed, Fri.

Nice report! I want to check out this squirter. Does anyone happen to know if she's available at another location on weekends? TIA.

**Ggwrx11** · 10-29-21 05:46

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

What's the intel on this place?

I tried it out once, this was about a year ago. They offer FS but the providers are no bueno from what I recall. I opted for a HJ. Maybe someone can say otherwise about this place.

**RBFSyndrome** · 10-29-21 02:35

Linda has some nice assets in the northern region indeed. The southern region was pretty unimpressive.

After 10 min of oil massaging the back she started the oil for legs and teasing. Went on for a while then flip where she did the deed with mediocre technique. Allowed utc roaming but not much more and she didn't seem to be very into it either. Very lukewarm attitude like she didn't want to be there.

Rest is history and I prob won't be back to bamboo for a while since attitude honestly makes a lot of difference. And I swear to god, every MT is doing prostate massage without me asking now, WTF lmao. Uncalled for and unnecessary but I guess some people love it?

If why'all want some nice northern assets, give her a visit but don't expect much.

Ps - what is up with girls with speeding up as u cum? That is the last thing a guy wants

**OCJeeper** · 10-29-21 00:13

Went to Sunnywell for the first time on Tuesday around noon. Had to make my walk of shame next to the covid testing tent right in front of the door. Was looking for full service so thought Sunnywell would be a safe bet based on the reviews. MMS asked if I wanted Korean or Latina. I opted for Korean and was disappointed when Coco walks in. Older woman (prob. 50). She's half Japanese and half Korean.

Massaged me for about 10 minutes and asked me to flip. I didn't find her attractive but thought what the hell, why not fuck my first Gilf. She started teasing me and I grabbed her surprisingly nice man made Ds. She pointed at jr. And I nod my head. Then she started ducking on my balls and locked near my ass. She puts on a condom and starts the BJ. She then pulls off her dress and has a nice clean shaven tight pussy. I pound her missionary and she stops me and starts squirting all over my legs. I've always had a fantasy about being with a squirter but it wasn't what I expected. Kinda smelled like piss so I guess I'm not really into that. I continue to pound away and she stops and squirts 2 more times. Now I'm just kind of disgusted with all this wetness running down my legs.

Anyways, she gets on her knees and pulls off the condom and BBBJ me. It's hard for me to come with a BJ so I lay her back down and start to rub the tip of jr. On her clip and she squirts again. I snuck in bareback and got a good 30 seconds before she stopped me. She puts the condom back on me and I finish her off doggy. I went about 10 minutes over the 30 minutes and MMS was standing at the door not looking happy (but then again, she didn't look happy when I came in so maybe that's just her look).

Not sure I would repeat as she's a little too old for my taste. She does have a very skinny body and big rack so if you're into that.

$50 to house and $100 to provider. Says she works Tue, Wed, Fri.