Massage Parlor Reports

**RBFSyndrome** · 10-29-21 02:35

Linda has some nice assets in the northern region indeed. The southern region was pretty unimpressive.

After 10 min of oil massaging the back she started the oil for legs and teasing. Went on for a while then flip where she did the deed with mediocre technique. Allowed utc roaming but not much more and she didn't seem to be very into it either. Very lukewarm attitude like she didn't want to be there.

Rest is history and I prob won't be back to bamboo for a while since attitude honestly makes a lot of difference. And I swear to god, every MT is doing prostate massage without me asking now, WTF lmao. Uncalled for and unnecessary but I guess some people love it?

If why'all want some nice northern assets, give her a visit but don't expect much.

Ps - what is up with girls with speeding up as u cum? That is the last thing a guy wants

**OCJeeper** · 10-29-21 00:13

Went to Sunnywell for the first time on Tuesday around noon. Had to make my walk of shame next to the covid testing tent right in front of the door. Was looking for full service so thought Sunnywell would be a safe bet based on the reviews. MMS asked if I wanted Korean or Latina. I opted for Korean and was disappointed when Coco walks in. Older woman (prob. 50). She's half Japanese and half Korean.

Massaged me for about 10 minutes and asked me to flip. I didn't find her attractive but thought what the hell, why not fuck my first Gilf. She started teasing me and I grabbed her surprisingly nice man made Ds. She pointed at jr. And I nod my head. Then she started ducking on my balls and locked near my ass. She puts on a condom and starts the BJ. She then pulls off her dress and has a nice clean shaven tight pussy. I pound her missionary and she stops me and starts squirting all over my legs. I've always had a fantasy about being with a squirter but it wasn't what I expected. Kinda smelled like piss so I guess I'm not really into that. I continue to pound away and she stops and squirts 2 more times. Now I'm just kind of disgusted with all this wetness running down my legs.

Anyways, she gets on her knees and pulls off the condom and BBBJ me. It's hard for me to come with a BJ so I lay her back down and start to rub the tip of jr. On her clip and she squirts again. I snuck in bareback and got a good 30 seconds before she stopped me. She puts the condom back on me and I finish her off doggy. I went about 10 minutes over the 30 minutes and MMS was standing at the door not looking happy (but then again, she didn't look happy when I came in so maybe that's just her look).

Not sure I would repeat as she's a little too old for my taste. She does have a very skinny body and big rack so if you're into that.

$50 to house and $100 to provider. Says she works Tue, Wed, Fri.

**Slammer6008** · 10-28-21 23:38

What's the intel on this place?

**Caribe** · 10-28-21 18:15

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Is this New Spa on Walker and Ball in Cyoress?

Sorry to doubt, but I'm not aware of any Lisa there, and I'm a regular there. I've also read every review about that place on every mongering site that exists and I've never heard of anybody getting more than HJ. It's not to say they didn't get a new girl or have some rogue girl working there when you went. In this hoppy, as I said, when you have a naked provider alone in a room with a naked customer, just about anything can happen unexpectedly at any time. But this is a place with limited privacy due to curtained off rooms and definitely not a place you'd normally expect FS, much less bareback. I've never had tips asked for or negotiated there either. Never had a provider ask what I wanted or try to upsell. Normally at FS places the girls are trying to upsell the biggest tip before they settle for a smaller tip for lesser service. If you did manage to get FS there we'd be very interested in hearing how you pulled it off. Go for longer time instead of the standard 30? Leave big tip out where it was visible?

I'll enter a new place that doesn't appear to be FS or see a new provider. After the flip when she starts to tease or ask me if I want a happy, I will ask if more is available and use the in and out finger sign. At that point, she says no or she hesitates. I know she is sizing me up. Am I LE? Am I safe during the session and once I leave? Meaning will announce to all that I got FS. Will I tip well? In a few seconds, she comes to a decision and it's go or no. I've also asked about rooms like the one mentioned. A shop will have curtained rooms like at 5 Star in Santa Ana or Pizza Annie's in San Gabriel. They will usually tell me it's a VIP or private room that can be had for additional cost (usually $5) and I will take it. If the provider tells me that she just does HJs or she will offer more next time, I'll accept it and hope to enjoy the handie.

**SlickJJ** · 10-28-21 17:28

Originally Posted by FlyerMiles24 [View Original Post]

Looking to go to pure relax soon. Would like FS but mainly want big honkers. A lot of teasing and a not rushed HE. Any recommendations for who I should ask for mongers?

I went there pre-pandemic. It was good but expensive HE. Whats the going rate at this place now? Upselling here was difficult to bear. Has it changed?

**Slammer6008** · 10-28-21 16:40

Originally Posted by Oswalt [View Original Post]

Better get that gear ordered for the holiday rush and before the supply chain backs up even more. Can see a big Slammer boat rushing the port of Long Beach!

I see that container out in Huntington Beach every day moving slowly.

**Oswalt** · 10-28-21 16:30

Better get that gear ordered for the holiday rush and before the supply chain backs up even more. Can see a big Slammer boat rushing the port of Long Beach!

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Good job rookie. Great review. 10 slammer bucks goes to you!! I still have a few Slammer tube tops available. Also coming out soon are the new slammer thong underwear or The crotch less which is a fan favorite. 😁.

**Grimmy23** · 10-28-21 16:11

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

I'll be in that area today actually I'm in that area right now I'll see if I can venture in today.

The discussion left me with an itch that needed to be scratched, so I made a lunch trip over there. Same unexciting, but dependable service. Decent massage on the back with not much teasing, flip, pants down and top up, good HJ (and I got a little bit of FIV this time with no resistance), finish, a little bit of neck massage after cleaning me up, and out the door. I always get the full 30 minutes here. Never a rush job. Never a "what do you you want," or any hinting of more being available, or asking about tips. I'm still curious about "Room 4" which is the one out of four rooms that has a door. What does it take to get in there and does anything different happen in there?

**FlyerMiles24** · 10-28-21 12:31

Looking to go to pure relax soon. Would like FS but mainly want big honkers. A lot of teasing and a not rushed HE. Any recommendations for who I should ask for mongers?

**TommyGaines** · 10-28-21 11:38

Originally Posted by RedRoddddd [View Original Post]

I belive you too! There are like 10 New Spas if you dig a little, and I can think of 5 nymphomanic Lisa's.

Like down at flower spa, her panties disappeared and she jumped on the table little but up in the air. I asked "Condom?

She says "No condom. " I asked " Cum inside?

She says "hmmmmmm cum outside." I'm not 22 and bullet proof or Slammer so I had to pass.

Doc, I'm sure your adventure had a much happier ending than mine. Thanks for contributing!

You're shitting me. BB without you asking for it. I'd pass too.

**Slammer6008** · 10-28-21 09:55

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

The place has changed ownership and there's been rumblings of Cypress wanting to crack down on MPs, so they've been laying kinda low. Every time I go in there the front door and the door to the hall are both wide open, and again there's no doors on the rooms, just curtains. If LE were to show up, they'd be in your room in about 2 seconds. They'd literally just barge through the door, take 5 or 6 steps up the hall, and you're busted before anyone can cover up. That's why I doubt anyone there would risk FS, unless maybe you manage to get in the one room that has a door. That's something about this place I'm still trying to figure out. Most cities don't mind jack shacks too much as long as they stay low profile, so I don't expect LE to bother them in their current format.

I'll be in that area today actually I'm in that area right now I'll see if I can venture in today.

**Grimmy23** · 10-28-21 09:21

Originally Posted by ArtVandalay90 [View Original Post]

I haven't been there in around 4 years, but BBBJ was available from Cindy, and the other woman that was there Mina / Lina. I never asked, they offered after a couple visits. I never see those names on other review sites anymore, so I imagine they are long gone.

The place has changed ownership and there's been rumblings of Cypress wanting to crack down on MPs, so they've been laying kinda low. Every time I go in there the front door and the door to the hall are both wide open, and again there's no doors on the rooms, just curtains. If LE were to show up, they'd be in your room in about 2 seconds. They'd literally just barge through the door, take 5 or 6 steps up the hall, and you're busted before anyone can cover up. That's why I doubt anyone there would risk FS, unless maybe you manage to get in the one room that has a door. That's something about this place I'm still trying to figure out. Most cities don't mind jack shacks too much as long as they stay low profile, so I don't expect LE to bother them in their current format.

**RedRoddddd** · 10-28-21 03:16

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

I believe in you Doc.

I belive you too! There are like 10 New Spas if you dig a little, and I can think of 5 nymphomanic Lisa's.

Like down at flower spa, her panties disappeared and she jumped on the table little but up in the air. I asked "Condom?

She says "No condom. " I asked " Cum inside?

She says "hmmmmmm cum outside. " I'm not 22 and bullet proof or Slammer so I had to pass.

Doc, I'm sure your adventure had a much happier ending than mine. Thanks for contributing!

**ArtVandalay90** · 10-28-21 00:13

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Is this New Spa on Walker and Ball in Cyoress?

Sorry to doubt, but I'm not aware of any Lisa there, and I'm a regular there. I've also read every review about that place on every mongering site that exists and I've never heard of anybody getting more than HJ. It's not to say they didn't get a new girl or have some rogue girl working there when you went. In this hoppy, as I said, when you have a naked provider alone in a room with a naked customer, just about anything can happen unexpectedly at any time. But this is a place with limited privacy due to curtained off rooms and definitely not a place you'd normally expect FS, much less bareback. I've never had tips asked for or negotiated there either. Never had a provider ask what I wanted or try to upsell. Normally at FS places the girls are trying to upsell the biggest tip before they settle for a smaller tip for lesser service. If you did manage to get FS there we'd be very interested in hearing how you pulled it off. Go for longer time instead of the standard 30? Leave big tip out where it was visible?

I haven't been there in around 4 years, but BBBJ was available from Cindy, and the other woman that was there Mina / Lina. I never asked, they offered after a couple visits. I never see those names on other review sites anymore, so I imagine they are long gone.

**Slammer6008** · 10-27-21 23:18

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Is this New Spa on Walker and Ball in Cyoress?

Sorry to doubt, but I'm not aware of any Lisa there, and I'm a regular there. I've also read every review about that place on every mongering site that exists and I've never heard of anybody getting more than HJ. It's not to say they didn't get a new girl or have some rogue girl working there when you went. In this hoppy, as I said, when you have a naked provider alone in a room with a naked customer, just about anything can happen unexpectedly at any time. But this is a place with limited privacy due to curtained off rooms and definitely not a place you'd normally expect FS, much less bareback. I've never had tips asked for or negotiated there either. Never had a provider ask what I wanted or try to upsell. Normally at FS places the girls are trying to upsell the biggest tip before they settle for a smaller tip for lesser service. If you did manage to get FS there we'd be very interested in hearing how you pulled it off. Go for longer time instead of the standard 30? Leave big tip out where it was visible?

He's a doctor. I'm sure he tips well.