Massage Parlor Reports

[Slammer6008]

Better get that gear ordered for the holiday rush and before the supply chain backs up even more. Can see a big Slammer boat rushing the port of Long Beach!

I see that container out in Huntington Beach every day moving slowly.

[Oswalt]

Better get that gear ordered for the holiday rush and before the supply chain backs up even more. Can see a big Slammer boat rushing the port of Long Beach!

Good job rookie. Great review. 10 slammer bucks goes to you!! I still have a few Slammer tube tops available. Also coming out soon are the new slammer thong underwear or The crotch less which is a fan favorite. 😁.

[Grimmy23]

I'll be in that area today actually I'm in that area right now I'll see if I can venture in today.

The discussion left me with an itch that needed to be scratched, so I made a lunch trip over there. Same unexciting, but dependable service. Decent massage on the back with not much teasing, flip, pants down and top up, good HJ (and I got a little bit of FIV this time with no resistance), finish, a little bit of neck massage after cleaning me up, and out the door. I always get the full 30 minutes here. Never a rush job. Never a "what do you you want," or any hinting of more being available, or asking about tips. I'm still curious about "Room 4" which is the one out of four rooms that has a door. What does it take to get in there and does anything different happen in there?

[FlyerMiles24]

Looking to go to pure relax soon. Would like FS but mainly want big honkers. A lot of teasing and a not rushed HE. Any recommendations for who I should ask for mongers?

[TommyGaines]

I belive you too! There are like 10 New Spas if you dig a little, and I can think of 5 nymphomanic Lisa's.

Like down at flower spa, her panties disappeared and she jumped on the table little but up in the air. I asked "Condom?

She says "No condom. " I asked " Cum inside?

She says "hmmmmmm cum outside." I'm not 22 and bullet proof or Slammer so I had to pass.

Doc, I'm sure your adventure had a much happier ending than mine. Thanks for contributing!

You're shitting me. BB without you asking for it. I'd pass too.

[Slammer6008]

The place has changed ownership and there's been rumblings of Cypress wanting to crack down on MPs, so they've been laying kinda low. Every time I go in there the front door and the door to the hall are both wide open, and again there's no doors on the rooms, just curtains. If LE were to show up, they'd be in your room in about 2 seconds. They'd literally just barge through the door, take 5 or 6 steps up the hall, and you're busted before anyone can cover up. That's why I doubt anyone there would risk FS, unless maybe you manage to get in the one room that has a door. That's something about this place I'm still trying to figure out. Most cities don't mind jack shacks too much as long as they stay low profile, so I don't expect LE to bother them in their current format.

I'll be in that area today actually I'm in that area right now I'll see if I can venture in today.

[Grimmy23]

I haven't been there in around 4 years, but BBBJ was available from Cindy, and the other woman that was there Mina / Lina. I never asked, they offered after a couple visits. I never see those names on other review sites anymore, so I imagine they are long gone.

The place has changed ownership and there's been rumblings of Cypress wanting to crack down on MPs, so they've been laying kinda low. Every time I go in there the front door and the door to the hall are both wide open, and again there's no doors on the rooms, just curtains. If LE were to show up, they'd be in your room in about 2 seconds. They'd literally just barge through the door, take 5 or 6 steps up the hall, and you're busted before anyone can cover up. That's why I doubt anyone there would risk FS, unless maybe you manage to get in the one room that has a door. That's something about this place I'm still trying to figure out. Most cities don't mind jack shacks too much as long as they stay low profile, so I don't expect LE to bother them in their current format.

[RedRoddddd]

I believe in you Doc.

I belive you too! There are like 10 New Spas if you dig a little, and I can think of 5 nymphomanic Lisa's.

Like down at flower spa, her panties disappeared and she jumped on the table little but up in the air. I asked "Condom?

She says "No condom. " I asked " Cum inside?

She says "hmmmmmm cum outside. " I'm not 22 and bullet proof or Slammer so I had to pass.

Doc, I'm sure your adventure had a much happier ending than mine. Thanks for contributing!

[ArtVandalay90]

Is this New Spa on Walker and Ball in Cyoress?

Sorry to doubt, but I'm not aware of any Lisa there, and I'm a regular there. I've also read every review about that place on every mongering site that exists and I've never heard of anybody getting more than HJ. It's not to say they didn't get a new girl or have some rogue girl working there when you went. In this hoppy, as I said, when you have a naked provider alone in a room with a naked customer, just about anything can happen unexpectedly at any time. But this is a place with limited privacy due to curtained off rooms and definitely not a place you'd normally expect FS, much less bareback. I've never had tips asked for or negotiated there either. Never had a provider ask what I wanted or try to upsell. Normally at FS places the girls are trying to upsell the biggest tip before they settle for a smaller tip for lesser service. If you did manage to get FS there we'd be very interested in hearing how you pulled it off. Go for longer time instead of the standard 30? Leave big tip out where it was visible?

I haven't been there in around 4 years, but BBBJ was available from Cindy, and the other woman that was there Mina / Lina. I never asked, they offered after a couple visits. I never see those names on other review sites anymore, so I imagine they are long gone.

[Slammer6008]

Is this New Spa on Walker and Ball in Cyoress?

Sorry to doubt, but I'm not aware of any Lisa there, and I'm a regular there. I've also read every review about that place on every mongering site that exists and I've never heard of anybody getting more than HJ. It's not to say they didn't get a new girl or have some rogue girl working there when you went. In this hoppy, as I said, when you have a naked provider alone in a room with a naked customer, just about anything can happen unexpectedly at any time. But this is a place with limited privacy due to curtained off rooms and definitely not a place you'd normally expect FS, much less bareback. I've never had tips asked for or negotiated there either. Never had a provider ask what I wanted or try to upsell. Normally at FS places the girls are trying to upsell the biggest tip before they settle for a smaller tip for lesser service. If you did manage to get FS there we'd be very interested in hearing how you pulled it off. Go for longer time instead of the standard 30? Leave big tip out where it was visible?

He's a doctor. I'm sure he tips well.

[Slammer6008]

I'm fine with doubters. It makes me not want to post updates though.

I believe in you Doc.

[Grimmy23]

I'm fine with doubters. It makes me not want to post updates though.

Is this New Spa on Walker and Ball in Cyoress?

Sorry to doubt, but I'm not aware of any Lisa there, and I'm a regular there. I've also read every review about that place on every mongering site that exists and I've never heard of anybody getting more than HJ. It's not to say they didn't get a new girl or have some rogue girl working there when you went. In this hoppy, as I said, when you have a naked provider alone in a room with a naked customer, just about anything can happen unexpectedly at any time. But this is a place with limited privacy due to curtained off rooms and definitely not a place you'd normally expect FS, much less bareback. I've never had tips asked for or negotiated there either. Never had a provider ask what I wanted or try to upsell. Normally at FS places the girls are trying to upsell the biggest tip before they settle for a smaller tip for lesser service. If you did manage to get FS there we'd be very interested in hearing how you pulled it off. Go for longer time instead of the standard 30? Leave big tip out where it was visible?

[Slammer6008]

So on a recent weekday evening I arrived at Eco hoping to see Apple. Papasan tells me Apple is busy for the rest of the night.

Jesus Christ that means some monger is waiting about 2 hours to see her.

I confirm if Lucy is still out till November 1st.

Instead of trying someone new at Eco, I decided to head further down south to 440 Fair to hook up with Cindy again.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...311&viewfull=1#post5580311.

Yes Cindy with her amazing Asian boobs would surely make me forget about any disappointments.

So back on the 405 South I go.

When I arrive at 440 Fair, I make a slow full turn around the parking lot scoping out all vehicles looking for any signs of law enforcement or surveillance.

I check across the street. I look at the windows on the first and second floor but didn't see anything unusual so I parked and waited.

There was the usual limo, a couple of touring buses, delivery trucks, a security cart, and other random assorted vehicles. Nothing looked suspicious.

But wanting to be extra cautious, I waited till I saw a few monger gentlemen heading back to their cars.

There was this one bespectacled Caucasian fellow with a mullet and baseball cap that hung around the outside of his car for a while.

He wasn't wearing a face mask or anything to obscure his identity.

He seemed to have no fear of being photographed or recorded.

I waited till Mr. Bold and brazen finally drove off before getting out of my car.

Hidden behind mask and sun glasses despite it being past sundown, I stroll up to the the arch way. The place looked dead.

Doors were open but there wasn't anyone insight.

I walk directly across the court yard to where I had found Cindy last time.

As I was walking across, a lady in one of windows on the left waved me over.

Not wanting to be rude, I headed towards her. She was an average looking Asian chick. Probably 30's or early 40's. B cups, in a red and black tight looking dress. Not a bad figure but her smiling face seemed to have a lot of mileage on it.

She asked if I wanted a massage? I said yes and asked if Cindy was here? She said "No Cindy."

I looked her up and down again. While she was average looking she had a decent figure and a very feminine waist to hip ratio. In civilian life I would totally fuck this lady.

But for me this hobby is all about fantasy and paying to have sex with woman it would take too much effort with to woo in real life.

So I asked her if anyone else is available?

She says wait and comes back with this taller, younger, beauty that reminded me of my uncle's ex-wife.

Average looking lady asks if the tall beauty is ok? I nod while thinking "Fuck yes. She's OK."

Average looking lady says you pay first. I ask "How much for an hour?

I generally never asked for an hour at a FS MP. As the vets will tell you, asking for an hour at a FS location is an amateur move.

But then again I have never seen a doppelganger for my uncle's ex-wife at an MP before. And the idea of fucking my uncle's hot ex-wife has been a perverse fantasy of mine since I was 11 years old.

So yeah I am going to break protocol here and ask for a full hour.

But average looking lady shakes her head and says "No. Only 30 minutes.

I took out 40 I already had pre-separated in one of my pockets. While handing it to her I asked "Ok. Forty right?" She nodded.

My uncle's ex-wife's want to be twin and I head down the hall to a room that has a real massage table. The kind of table that has a padded face opening.

There's a sink and counter along the left wall. The kind of sink and counter you would see in a doctors office.

I quickly strip, place my stuff on the far right side of counter and place 120 on the far left side of the counter.

My uncle's ex-wife's doppelganger sees the donation and pulls down the top have of her dress revealing some beautiful natural C cups.

They are sagging a little showing their age but are shaped beautifully and exactly what I imagine my uncle's ex-wife's gorgeous breasts would look like.

I find out her name is Lily and that she will be here for 20 days.

Lily motions for me to lay prone on the bed. Lily straddles my buttocks and I can feel the heat from her pussy on back. This makes me hard.

Lily positions her fingers along my upper thoracic spine and pushes down with her body weight. Crack.

The noise surprises me & her and makes her giggle. "That's good. " I say.

Lily then moves her fingers a few inches lower along my thoracic spine and pushes down again. Again another audible crack which again makes her giggle.

I sense Lily enjoys cracking old dudes spines and gets a genuine pleasure when she can hear the results.

She moves to my lumbar spine and repeats the procedure along with accompanying giggle post crack.

Lily then uses her palms to push down and forward along my scapulars and ribcage.

At some point she bends and kisses and licks my ears. The kiss and her hot warm breath in my ear makes me harder.

I was sorta hoping for more massage and teasing but Lily and her hot warm pussy gets off my back and motions for me to flip over.

She quickly licks my ball sack and the base of my penis before putting the condom on with her mouth.

She sucks at the head a little bit then deep throats and flicks her tongue at the base of my penis. She does it rather comfortably without strain. I am impressed.

I am on the smaller side. So while this may not seem as impressive as it sounds, it looked and felt amazing.

I make the mistake of reaching for her breasts and she stops and moves up toward my mouth so I can kiss and lick her nipples.

Her C cups are 100% natural. Soft squishy. The kind of boobs that fall back and deflat back into her body when I lay her in missionary but still manage to retain some of their beautiful shape.

As I motion Lily into missionary. She applies lube. I noticed her dress which has been pulled down from the top and pulled up from the bottom is hiding a palm sized tattoo in her pelvic region.

I notice also a tattoo across her right clavicle similar to the one Eco Apple has running along her right clavicle but not exactly the same design.

These thoughts and details disappear as Lily pulls me into her. I watch as Lily's head is gently bobbing up and down with my thrusts.

And I think: Damn she really looks like my uncle's ex-wife. Lily's absolutely gorgeous I think as I shudder and release.

Like Cindy, Lily says she will be there everyday from 10 am to 10 pm. Like with Cindy I don't believe this. But I will head back to try to find Lily again before she goes.

440 Fair Lily assessment.

Looks 9.

Attitude 8.

Service 9.

Repeat yes.

Expense 40 house. 120 donation for hhr CFS.

Overall experience 9.

Good job rookie. Great review. 10 slammer bucks goes to you!! I still have a few Slammer tube tops available. Also coming out soon are the new slammer thong underwear or The crotch less which is a fan favorite. 😁.

[Doctorz]

I'm fine with doubters. It makes me not want to post updates though.

I know New Spa in Cypress very well. I've seen every single girl on the staff and had every single one's pants down. None have any fake parts or even what I'd call a great ass. They're all ok looking, not ugly and not spectacular. I've felt up every ass in there, and every other body part. It's a very reliable jack shack with steady service and reasonable but not great looking providers. I've never heard any reports of more being offered there. I'll never say never though. Any time you're in a room with a naked provider there's always that chance that she may go above and beyond for certain select customers, but I've become a known regular there and there's never been any hint of that. I do know they have one room with a door instead of curtains and I've wondered if I paid for longer time if I might end up in that room instead of one of the curtained ones, and maybe then more would be available. But there's also nobody there who I'd really be interested in plowing. They all give good HJ and let you pull top up and pants down and touch everywhere for a 40 tip. That's all anybody really goes there for.

[OCRanger]

Did nuru price went up again? Used to be $220 including tip and house 1 hr. Now they asking for $240. Wth.