Massage Parlor Reports

**LngTimeMongr** · 10-16-21 18:01

Originally Posted by JBarry28 [View Original Post]

Yes. She is down for everything and anything. If she is busy she'll rush you out and you'll probably won't cherish and enjoy. But if slow it's a up another level. Her rear side is looser than her why. Why is tight and shallow. She prefers it Greek style.

Yea she prefers greek and without condom. I wonder why.

**TempletonRat** · 10-16-21 17:09

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Q's is just east of there I think. A friend of mine from fish mongering school got killed at q's a few decades ago. Fuck q's.

As for wahoo's, I think they are gone.

By fishmonger school I assume you mean law school?

Are you referring to the Boalt Hall grad killed when a Jeep Cherokee smashed into Q's in 2000?

**PriscillaM** · 10-14-21 21:21

Originally Posted by TempletonRat [View Original Post]

Ain't that over by the Wahoo's and Q's Billiards?

Q's is just east of there I think. A friend of mine from fish mongering school got killed at q's a few decades ago. Fuck q's.

As for wahoo's, I think they are gone.

**TempletonRat** · 10-14-21 17:15

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

This must have been around 2007. I am not sure how I even found out about the place, it had to have been here. It was at 118 XX (think of 3 squared for the last two numbers). I think the actual shopping center that is there has gone extensive renovations. Anyhow, it was on the second floor. At the time in 2007 my experience with MPs was momo from which I invariably got the henta virus due to those nasty puppies that the mamasan had shitting all over the place, ginja, which I think cratered in 2005?, some places in the valley that did not survive 2004 (time, joy, and that kick ass Latina aromatherapy joint. Rainbow), and the Thai place on pico with just handies.

The west side, to my knowledge (other than nonsense granny cum dumps in Santa Monica) was not for full service.

Well, I go upstairs, and this slim half Thai half Chinese gal is taking a nap on some couch in the break room. I go in, give mamsan 40 (yeah, pre-inflation) and she wakes up this young lass. Looked like a biology major from UCLA. If she was over 30, then I am the next quarterback for the green bay packers.

She was slim, she was friendly, she had a tight box, and she licked me bare in the front yard and backyard. And just to show you it is not all tits and ass to me, she only wanted 80 for the tip.

I left and immediately forgot the experience due to having to get on the 405 north to a social gathering.

I never went back due to a move of my office, I will drive by tonight to see if the shopping center is still kind of formatted the same.

Ain't that over by the Wahoo's and Q's Billiards?

**PriscillaM** · 10-14-21 11:11

Originally Posted by MistRum [View Original Post]

PriscillaM,

Wait, what? What's this 1180X Wilshire spot?

This must have been around 2007. I am not sure how I even found out about the place, it had to have been here. It was at 118 XX (think of 3 squared for the last two numbers). I think the actual shopping center that is there has gone extensive renovations. Anyhow, it was on the second floor. At the time in 2007 my experience with MPs was momo from which I invariably got the henta virus due to those nasty puppies that the mamasan had shitting all over the place, ginja, which I think cratered in 2005?, some places in the valley that did not survive 2004 (time, joy, and that kick ass Latina aromatherapy joint. Rainbow), and the Thai place on pico with just handies.

The west side, to my knowledge (other than nonsense granny cum dumps in Santa Monica) was not for full service.

Well, I go upstairs, and this slim half Thai half Chinese gal is taking a nap on some couch in the break room. I go in, give mamsan 40 (yeah, pre-inflation) and she wakes up this young lass. Looked like a biology major from UCLA. If she was over 30, then I am the next quarterback for the green bay packers.

She was slim, she was friendly, she had a tight box, and she licked me bare in the front yard and backyard. And just to show you it is not all tits and ass to me, she only wanted 80 for the tip.

I left and immediately forgot the experience due to having to get on the 405 north to a social gathering.

I never went back due to a move of my office, I will drive by tonight to see if the shopping center is still kind of formatted the same.

**PlayerN818** · 10-14-21 11:02

Originally Posted by NewLit [View Original Post]

How do you record your third shot if it's laminated?

Excellent question. No fucking idea.

**PlutoKiller** · 10-14-21 10:16

Originally Posted by NewLit [View Original Post]

How do you record your third shot if it's laminated?

Just download the digital record to your phone. Go to cdph. Ca. Gov.

**JBarry28** · 10-13-21 20:49

Originally Posted by KingOfFours [View Original Post]

I got some info on the other LA USASG forums, but I'd like more "expert" info from you dedicated "massage" guys, too, if you please!

Now, from what I've so far been able to determine, from private posts as well as PMs: She's slam dunk BBFS. Great! Thats what I'm looking for! Thanks VERY much to the gents who have so far provided that useful info!

So, those who have seen her recently: I've a couple of queries, the answers to which will probably determine if I will try to go and inseminate her:

1. How is she with DFK. Especially, now, during this insane Brave New BidenWorld China Plague era. Will she DFK? It's an important menu item for me, second only to raw fucking, which is indeed, my absolute requirement.

2. How does she look? I know that everyone has their own ideas about what is fuckable. But those who did her recently: What are your thoughts?

Thanks, dudes! (BTW, if you are headed to Bangkok, perchance, I can tell you exactly where to go for a massage venue that is BBFSCIP and BBgreek all the time, for about 60 bucks US. I have pics of some on this board ).

Yes. She is down for everything and anything. If she is busy she'll rush you out and you'll probably won't cherish and enjoy. But if slow it's a up another level. Her rear side is looser than her why. Why is tight and shallow. She prefers it Greek style.

**RagTimer92** · 10-13-21 18:23

Any one know of a good Latin spa with Latin women that give FS?

**BigBadNut** · 10-13-21 17:09

Hey question for the mongers here. Do you partake in eating a delicious "clean" snatch (when available)? Has anyone ever picked up an std from DATY? Reason I ask is there a one or two especially hot cut young ones that work at Sheazons are usually down for it. Just asking for a friend.

**NewLit** · 10-13-21 14:32

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

My card is laminated. I'll simply put tape over my name and if they try to remove it, I'll walk. I've been in the hobby long enough to know there will be bare minimum effort on this at the places I enjoy.

How do you record your third shot if it's laminated?

**DGoodLife** · 10-13-21 13:46

Originally Posted by BennyRava [View Original Post]

Yet another reason why the Fauxine certs make no sense for this hobby.

We're going to have to start seeing indie providers who don't pull this shit (or make a new thread for establishments that don't enforce it, providing that butthurt bootlicking libs have the common courtesy to not snitch on them and respect individual freedom of choice / privacy).

I liked the idea of going a professional establishment since there are certain securities that go along with it, but these mandates are going to push purebloods like me and people who just don't want everyone in this world to have their real name floating around into seeking fun in less reliable, possibly dangerous situations with less than a 99.9% chance of survival, unlike a certain virus we mysteriously shut down the planet for.

If anybody has a recommendation for a reviewed indie Asian provider who's ballpark the same as AMP rates, please feel free to message me.

Bonus points if she's also a pureblood and under 40.

The Pureblood thing makes me laugh a lot. No one on this planet is pureblood unless your from a lost tribe or autoimmune bubble boy, or maybe you and your sister mated and are like the hills have eyes. Hee hee hee. Pretty sure 100% of the people on here have had some kind of vaccine pumped into them. Polio? Measles? Varicella? Hep B? Influenza? STD! (had to add that last one for this board).

In any case, I don't give a rats ass, ill do like PlayerN818 hide my name flash the card if needed. And if they want my name well I have option to walk. That's the beauty. There are plenty of options to find what you want in this hobby. I just went to see a Russian lady that looked hot in the pics but when I got to her place it was 20 yrs old and 40 pounds ago. I showed her the pictures sent and asked if she had a younger sister because that was not her. I walked. OPTIONS.

Ok in the sprit of this forum. Rosecoe / Sepulveda on weekend is best, Sheman Way and Vannuys next to Wallgreens easydoes it. And lastly Bluemoon on Sherman Way and Balboa is gone but they have a house like 1/2 block away (talent was not good and prices up). (OOPS this is LOS ANGELES)... ok bet... Micheline (424) 625-186x 58 yr old smoker maybe unvaxxed Rubjob firm body with pot belly and pot lungs maybe for you.. Jessica (310) 567-340x old (like pharaoh) BB gal in a nice home open to all... Goldfinger ... Ask Pricilla (but i pay less then him...ha ha)... Tissue therapy Westwood... just dont go.. old lawndry women HJ with some callouses in hands ouch, you may be able to Fk but it will get busted soon... ok so now you have some in WLA and the Valley.

DGL. My last. 02 Mobutu bill.

**Adobe James** · 10-13-21 12:10

Originally Posted by GeezerX [View Original Post]

It's been a while, but there is an MP in Valley Village on Burbank Bd east of Laurel Canyon.

Was that Aromdee?

**PlayerN818** · 10-13-21 11:32

My card is laminated. I'll simply put tape over my name and if they try to remove it, I'll walk. I've been in the hobby long enough to know there will be bare minimum effort on this at the places I enjoy.

Originally Posted by BennyRava [View Original Post]

Yet another reason why the Fauxine certs make no sense for this hobby.

We're going to have to start seeing indie providers who don't pull this shit (or make a new thread for establishments that don't enforce it, providing that butthurt bootlicking libs have the common courtesy to not snitch on them and respect individual freedom of choice / privacy).

I liked the idea of going a professional establishment since there are certain securities that go along with it, but these mandates are going to push purebloods like me and people who just don't want everyone in this world to have their real name floating around into seeking fun in less reliable, possibly dangerous situations with less than a 99.9% chance of survival, unlike a certain virus we mysteriously shut down the planet for.

If anybody has a recommendation for a reviewed indie Asian provider who's ballpark the same as AMP rates, please feel free to message me.

Bonus points if she's also a pureblood and under 40.

**Kbbz213** · 10-13-21 09:14

Hello everyone! Can anyone recommend a parlor that has Filipinos, if such a place would exist. ? Been seeing lots of Pinays lately and been craving a rub from them, LOL. Thanks in advanced.