Massage Parlor Reports

[PlayerN818]

How do you record your third shot if it's laminated?

Excellent question. No fucking idea.

[PlutoKiller]

How do you record your third shot if it's laminated?

Just download the digital record to your phone. Go to cdph. Ca. Gov.

[JBarry28]

I got some info on the other LA USASG forums, but I'd like more "expert" info from you dedicated "massage" guys, too, if you please!

Now, from what I've so far been able to determine, from private posts as well as PMs: She's slam dunk BBFS. Great! Thats what I'm looking for! Thanks VERY much to the gents who have so far provided that useful info!

So, those who have seen her recently: I've a couple of queries, the answers to which will probably determine if I will try to go and inseminate her:

1. How is she with DFK. Especially, now, during this insane Brave New BidenWorld China Plague era. Will she DFK? It's an important menu item for me, second only to raw fucking, which is indeed, my absolute requirement.

2. How does she look? I know that everyone has their own ideas about what is fuckable. But those who did her recently: What are your thoughts?

Thanks, dudes! (BTW, if you are headed to Bangkok, perchance, I can tell you exactly where to go for a massage venue that is BBFSCIP and BBgreek all the time, for about 60 bucks US. I have pics of some on this board ).

Yes. She is down for everything and anything. If she is busy she'll rush you out and you'll probably won't cherish and enjoy. But if slow it's a up another level. Her rear side is looser than her why. Why is tight and shallow. She prefers it Greek style.

[RagTimer92]

Any one know of a good Latin spa with Latin women that give FS?

[BigBadNut]

Hey question for the mongers here. Do you partake in eating a delicious "clean" snatch (when available)? Has anyone ever picked up an std from DATY? Reason I ask is there a one or two especially hot cut young ones that work at Sheazons are usually down for it. Just asking for a friend.

[NewLit]

My card is laminated. I'll simply put tape over my name and if they try to remove it, I'll walk. I've been in the hobby long enough to know there will be bare minimum effort on this at the places I enjoy.

How do you record your third shot if it's laminated?

[DGoodLife]

Yet another reason why the Fauxine certs make no sense for this hobby.

We're going to have to start seeing indie providers who don't pull this shit (or make a new thread for establishments that don't enforce it, providing that butthurt bootlicking libs have the common courtesy to not snitch on them and respect individual freedom of choice / privacy).

I liked the idea of going a professional establishment since there are certain securities that go along with it, but these mandates are going to push purebloods like me and people who just don't want everyone in this world to have their real name floating around into seeking fun in less reliable, possibly dangerous situations with less than a 99.9% chance of survival, unlike a certain virus we mysteriously shut down the planet for.

If anybody has a recommendation for a reviewed indie Asian provider who's ballpark the same as AMP rates, please feel free to message me.

Bonus points if she's also a pureblood and under 40.

The Pureblood thing makes me laugh a lot. No one on this planet is pureblood unless your from a lost tribe or autoimmune bubble boy, or maybe you and your sister mated and are like the hills have eyes. Hee hee hee. Pretty sure 100% of the people on here have had some kind of vaccine pumped into them. Polio? Measles? Varicella? Hep B? Influenza? STD! (had to add that last one for this board).

In any case, I don't give a rats ass, ill do like PlayerN818 hide my name flash the card if needed. And if they want my name well I have option to walk. That's the beauty. There are plenty of options to find what you want in this hobby. I just went to see a Russian lady that looked hot in the pics but when I got to her place it was 20 yrs old and 40 pounds ago. I showed her the pictures sent and asked if she had a younger sister because that was not her. I walked. OPTIONS.

Ok in the sprit of this forum. Rosecoe / Sepulveda on weekend is best, Sheman Way and Vannuys next to Wallgreens easydoes it. And lastly Bluemoon on Sherman Way and Balboa is gone but they have a house like 1/2 block away (talent was not good and prices up). (OOPS this is LOS ANGELES)... ok bet... Micheline (424) 625-186x 58 yr old smoker maybe unvaxxed Rubjob firm body with pot belly and pot lungs maybe for you.. Jessica (310) 567-340x old (like pharaoh) BB gal in a nice home open to all... Goldfinger ... Ask Pricilla (but i pay less then him...ha ha)... Tissue therapy Westwood... just dont go.. old lawndry women HJ with some callouses in hands ouch, you may be able to Fk but it will get busted soon... ok so now you have some in WLA and the Valley.

DGL. My last. 02 Mobutu bill.

[Adobe James]

It's been a while, but there is an MP in Valley Village on Burbank Bd east of Laurel Canyon.

Was that Aromdee?

[PlayerN818]

My card is laminated. I'll simply put tape over my name and if they try to remove it, I'll walk. I've been in the hobby long enough to know there will be bare minimum effort on this at the places I enjoy.

Yet another reason why the Fauxine certs make no sense for this hobby.

We're going to have to start seeing indie providers who don't pull this shit (or make a new thread for establishments that don't enforce it, providing that butthurt bootlicking libs have the common courtesy to not snitch on them and respect individual freedom of choice / privacy).

I liked the idea of going a professional establishment since there are certain securities that go along with it, but these mandates are going to push purebloods like me and people who just don't want everyone in this world to have their real name floating around into seeking fun in less reliable, possibly dangerous situations with less than a 99.9% chance of survival, unlike a certain virus we mysteriously shut down the planet for.

If anybody has a recommendation for a reviewed indie Asian provider who's ballpark the same as AMP rates, please feel free to message me.

Bonus points if she's also a pureblood and under 40.

[Kbbz213]

Hello everyone! Can anyone recommend a parlor that has Filipinos, if such a place would exist. ? Been seeing lots of Pinays lately and been craving a rub from them, LOL. Thanks in advanced.

[BennyRava]

Isn't the vax papers for just in LA city or the whole county? I usually hobby in the valley and can't imagine having to show a vax card with my real whole name. All these providers that know me by Sean are going to be confused. LOL.

Yet another reason why the Fauxine certs make no sense for this hobby.

We're going to have to start seeing indie providers who don't pull this shit (or make a new thread for establishments that don't enforce it, providing that butthurt bootlicking libs have the common courtesy to not snitch on them and respect individual freedom of choice / privacy).

I liked the idea of going a professional establishment since there are certain securities that go along with it, but these mandates are going to push purebloods like me and people who just don't want everyone in this world to have their real name floating around into seeking fun in less reliable, possibly dangerous situations with less than a 99.9% chance of survival, unlike a certain virus we mysteriously shut down the planet for.

If anybody has a recommendation for a reviewed indie Asian provider who's ballpark the same as AMP rates, please feel free to message me.

Bonus points if she's also a pureblood and under 40.

[Member #6354]

So, I figured that given the possibility that I may have to flash a vaxx card to get a handjob soon (note. Your favorite paleo libertarian monger is fully vaccinated but lost his vaxx card and has no idea how to get the text message thing to work), I figured I would hit goldfinger to see penny.

Penny is the prettiest gal work at a westside MP since ono at ginja, the Thai gals at that place with the tree on pico (euphoria? Or the Asian gals at 11809 Wilshire who went to town on my asshole.

Penny must not be over 35. She has very skinny features and just a bit of the beat type body that Asian gals have. No ass, and a little poochie pooch. No six pack.

She does good dick work.

But I digress.

I get in and assume the position. Penny takes 10 minutes to get in because she is cleaning the walls in another room from some guy with a backorder worse than san pedro port. She gets in and is doing an all over the back tickle when I hear the monger in the next room take a fucken phone call. As best as I could tell, this fucker was giving over dimensions to build a fucken ADU to the other person. He was talking at old lady decibel levels for ten full minutes till finally someone came in and I guess took the phone and threw it in the shitter.

I am sick of the lack of consideration out there. Whether it is not stopping at limit lines, leaving your cart in the center of the aisle at vons, walking on the street to avoid getting covid from walking on the sidewalk, leaving your fucken trash at your table at McDonalds, farting and spitting while taking a leak (what is that all about), not letting me in on the 10/405 merge, and California chicken cafe raising their prices for fucken lettuce, I can tolerate it.

But you come to goldfinger, you assume the position and cover yourself with a Sheraton (er goldfinger) towel. You clean your asshole with a lubricated towel and you do not haggle over ten dollars. You make a best effort to shit at home before you waltz in and you take off your fucken mask the minute you get past the half door. But no matter what you put your g-damn phone on silent and you do not take calls. This is not nam, this is goldfinger, there are rules.

Isn't the vax papers for just in LA city or the whole county? I usually hobby in the valley and can't imagine having to show a vax card with my real whole name. All these providers that know me by Sean are going to be confused. LOL.

[GeezerX]

It's been a while, but there is an MP in Valley Village on Burbank Bd east of Laurel Canyon. I went there once, and the mamasan asked if I wanted a Korean or Japanese provider. I chose Japanese. It was OK. I have no idea if she was really Japanese, or it was a marketing experiment. : I don't know if they survived the pandemic, but it's worth a try, I guess. It was $40 for 30, and $40 tip.

First time in LA, did a little digging on these locations but couldn't find much.

Ideally I'm looking for an actual Japanese masseuse. Is that available around there? If not, where do you recommend to find them?

Finally, what's good around BH or LT?

[PriscillaM]

So, I figured that given the possibility that I may have to flash a vaxx card to get a handjob soon (note. Your favorite paleo libertarian monger is fully vaccinated but lost his vaxx card and has no idea how to get the text message thing to work), I figured I would hit goldfinger to see penny.

Penny is the prettiest gal work at a westside MP since ono at ginja, the Thai gals at that place with the tree on pico (euphoria? Or the Asian gals at 11809 Wilshire who went to town on my asshole.

Penny must not be over 35. She has very skinny features and just a bit of the beat type body that Asian gals have. No ass, and a little poochie pooch. No six pack.

She does good dick work.

But I digress.

I get in and assume the position. Penny takes 10 minutes to get in because she is cleaning the walls in another room from some guy with a backorder worse than san pedro port. She gets in and is doing an all over the back tickle when I hear the monger in the next room take a fucken phone call. As best as I could tell, this fucker was giving over dimensions to build a fucken ADU to the other person. He was talking at old lady decibel levels for ten full minutes till finally someone came in and I guess took the phone and threw it in the shitter.

I am sick of the lack of consideration out there. Whether it is not stopping at limit lines, leaving your cart in the center of the aisle at vons, walking on the street to avoid getting covid from walking on the sidewalk, leaving your fucken trash at your table at McDonalds, farting and spitting while taking a leak (what is that all about), not letting me in on the 10/405 merge, and California chicken cafe raising their prices for fucken lettuce, I can tolerate it.

But you come to goldfinger, you assume the position and cover yourself with a Sheraton (er goldfinger) towel. You clean your asshole with a lubricated towel and you do not haggle over ten dollars. You make a best effort to shit at home before you waltz in and you take off your fucken mask the minute you get past the half door. But no matter what you put your g-damn phone on silent and you do not take calls. This is not nam, this is goldfinger, there are rules.

[LngTimeMongr]

I got some info on the other LA USASG forums, but I'd like more "expert" info from you dedicated "massage" guys, too, if you please!

Now, from what I've so far been able to determine, from private posts as well as PMs: She's slam dunk BBFS. Great! Thats what I'm looking for! Thanks VERY much to the gents who have so far provided that useful info!

So, those who have seen her recently: I've a couple of queries, the answers to which will probably determine if I will try to go and inseminate her:

1. How is she with DFK. Especially, now, during this insane Brave New BidenWorld China Plague era. Will she DFK? It's an important menu item for me, second only to raw fucking, which is indeed, my absolute requirement.

2. How does she look? I know that everyone has their own ideas about what is fuckable. But those who did her recently: What are your thoughts?

Thanks, dudes! (BTW, if you are headed to Bangkok, perchance, I can tell you exactly where to go for a massage venue that is BBFSCIP and BBgreek all the time, for about 60 bucks US. I have pics of some on this board ).

1. Mary is fuckable. She will let you cip and cia. She has a tight asshole. So I would say go for it. Her BBBJ. Was alright. It was a 6/10 experience for me. I don't see the need of going back honestly. Nd dfk. Idk I wouldn't LOL.